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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.

Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.

You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told she is fancied (even if she isn't )

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

I’m in - will be for 20mins or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in never tried this before

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

In for a penny....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In for a penny...."

But I'm worth at least 10p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ah, go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay I caught this one before it burned out

I’m in, happy to be a post who may rewrite your messages slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely friend says - Tell _otsoposh I fancy her sitting on my lap naked

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm in.

Good morning OP, great thread, hope you (and I) get to make some new friends. Oh, by the way, my mate fancies you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"In for a penny....

But I'm worth at least 10p "

you know what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm In and out, meant to be working

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My lovely friend says - Tell _otsoposh I fancy her sitting on my lap naked

"

I'll squash you.

I'm assuming that's you Hippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay I caught this one before it burned out

I’m in, happy to be a post who may rewrite your messages slightly "

Love your rewrites!

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

In and happy to play postie

MJ x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In for a penny....

But I'm worth at least 10p

you know what I meant"

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely friend says - Tell _otsoposh I fancy her sitting on my lap naked

I'll squash you.

I'm assuming that's you Hippy "

I was just about to say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I'm in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

May I play please Posh Pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...there’s no question with you being fancied, with you having a pretty face, great chest, legs and attitude like the one you have. Angels and perverts will be forming an orderly line to get inside your knickers I suspect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely friend says - Tell _otsoposh I fancy her sitting on my lap naked

I'll squash you.

I'm assuming that's you Hippy "

It was not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play, I like being postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in balls deep.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think your mate fancies me

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By *rassyknollMan
over a year ago

Limekilnburm

I'm in this looks fun

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m in removed filters so can be a postie

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

In

LvM

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out !

Back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.

Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.

You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told she is fancied (even if she isn't )"

Dam, you’re gorgeous

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"May I play please Posh Pants "

Dunno..... I'll consider it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.

Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.

You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told she is fancied (even if she isn't )

Dam, you’re gorgeous "

Huh?

Me? Gorgeous? Noooooooo.....

But thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My super sexy friend said Please tell Handsome Hand that I've still got plans for him. Mainly that hand, wrapped around me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A message just this minute arrived for HippyChick. This fine young man would like you to know he wants to cum over your tits.

And who said the art of seduction was dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was finishing clearing up the cardboard mountain and post Christmas recycling when I found a gift tag I hadn’t seen before. It wasn’t attached to any paper so I couldn’t tell what gift it had come from. It read “Dear Handsome Hand, know that I'd love one or both of you hands on me”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.

Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.

You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told she is fancied (even if she isn't )

Dam, you’re gorgeous

Huh?

Me? Gorgeous? Noooooooo.....

But thank you "

How can you say that and have that picture on your profile!! Ooooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.

Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.

You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told she is fancied (even if she isn't )

Dam, you’re gorgeous

Huh?

Me? Gorgeous? Noooooooo.....

But thank you "

No, thank you! Will be perving on your profile for sometime now lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hand you Handsome devil.... I've a hottie in my box that says....

Can you tell _andsome hand that is hand would look great as my necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous friend says Message for Bellaseas please ..

Bella Bella take me to bed and lose me forever

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message just this minute arrived for HippyChick. This fine young man would like you to know he wants to cum over your tits.

And who said the art of seduction was dead? "

My knickers just fell right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just received this you lucky gal!

Could you tell MrsSapphire

“I think she already knows I fancy her… she’s got an amazing body and naughty smile as well as some of the best feet on fab, I’d definitely like to give her a spank”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hand you Handsome devil.... I've a hottie in my box that says....

Can you tell _andsome hand that is hand would look great as my necklace "

He’s a popular guy today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message just this minute arrived for HippyChick. This fine young man would like you to know he wants to cum over your tits.

And who said the art of seduction was dead?

My knickers just fell right off "

Was your tits he was aiming for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh ypu lucky woman, my mate says

Can you tell NSP that I think she is an absolute stunner and would love to meet for cocktails and anything else she fancies

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

New message just arrived for the rather popular HippyChick.

This handsome gent wants you to know that you are his ever elusive dream

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie! Hoe can you refuse this offer??

Could you please let Jamie Hants know that we'd love to unwrap her from her onesie as our wedding gift seeing as the Christmas postie got her lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gorgeous friend says Message for Bellaseas please ..

Bella Bella take me to bed and lose me forever "

Lose you forever ?! It's not that big!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message for my sexy mates _hevonmatterhorns - would love to sandwich myself between you two, always admiring xx

(That's not from me, it's from my stunner of a mate )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Posh, my mate wants you to know that as the OP you have first dibs on his dick!

Score!

He’s handsome. Can confirm

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice would be to take this offer!

'Can you please tell bellaseas I want to wine,dine and 69 her'

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh ypu lucky woman, my mate says

Can you tell NSP that I think she is an absolute stunner and would love to meet for cocktails and anything else she fancies "

Ok. Let's do it

Who, where and when?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

To the Matterhorns!

My friend would like be sandwiched between you!

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Only one woman on here for me, but I know she knows that already

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My gorgeous friend says Message for Bellaseas please ..

Bella Bella take me to bed and lose me forever

Lose you forever ?! It's not that big! "

Kinda rhymed though

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for NSP - I wish to worship those boobies!

x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh, my mate wants you to know that as the OP you have first dibs on his dick!

Score!

He’s handsome. Can confirm "

Well fuck me sideways....

I'm going to have to be the OP more often

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only one woman on here for me, but I know she knows that already "

Thanks

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By *amie7474Man
over a year ago

stockport

Yeah, I’m in!

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Here for another day!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.

Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.

You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told she is fancied (even if she isn't )"

You know you're a stunner

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Only one woman on here for me, but I know she knows that already

Thanks "

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home


"Posh ypu lucky woman, my mate says

Can you tell NSP that I think she is an absolute stunner and would love to meet for cocktails and anything else she fancies

Ok. Let's do it

Who, where and when? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just received this you lucky gal!

Could you tell MrsSapphire

“I think she already knows I fancy her… she’s got an amazing body and naughty smile as well as some of the best feet on fab, I’d definitely like to give her a spank”"

Definitely know this one, I don't show my feet to everyone

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for NSP - I wish to worship those boobies!

x"

Oooh..... that's a money making idea..... kinda like the old kissing booth but with boob worship.....

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Can I play please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only one woman on here for me, but I know she knows that already

Thanks

"

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Am I too late. I'd love to see how this works.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh ypu lucky woman, my mate says

Can you tell NSP that I think she is an absolute stunner and would love to meet for cocktails and anything else she fancies

Ok. Let's do it

Who, where and when?

"

Woo hoo! Let's do it!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Would the two people interested in sandwiching themselves between us reveal themselves please? Maybe we can make it a double stuffed one

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late. I'd love to see how this works. "

Not too late, pic someone hot, pen a message for them and post to anyone who says they are in as a messsage (maybe check they are actually online) and they will regurgitate it for you anonymously

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

From... Sapphire..

For the Matterhorn's please

I'd also like to get into this sandwich please!

Is it a cheese sandwich

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home


"Would the two people interested in sandwiching themselves between us reveal themselves please? Maybe we can make it a double stuffed one

LvM"

Well when you put it like, it would be silly not to reveal myself

MJ x

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.......

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home


"Posh ypu lucky woman, my mate says

Can you tell NSP that I think she is an absolute stunner and would love to meet for cocktails and anything else she fancies

Ok. Let's do it

Who, where and when?

Woo hoo! Let's do it!"

Yay!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate has a message for my utter stunner of a sexy mate....

Can you tell Bellaseas

I'd drink her bath water! With her in it x

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

Im in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another for my sexy pal....

Belleseas . I’d cross the sees ya mean

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Stepped away to make a cuppa and came back to a message from an awesome couple, which read as follows

Would you please tell MissSaphire, so when are we doing a get together?

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We're in... Message away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From... Sapphire..

For the Matterhorn's please

I'd also like to get into this sandwich please!

Is it a cheese sandwich "

AHAHAHA I've been outed

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Would the two people interested in sandwiching themselves between us reveal themselves please? Maybe we can make it a double stuffed one

LvM"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive received a message for Bellaseas...sadly not for me lol

'Please can you tell Bellaseas I’d like to kiss her beautiful lips, and then work my way down, planting soft kisses on her body, sliding my breasts down her, until my tongue reaches her clit'

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says....

Could you let The Gatekeeper know that he is quite delicious and would love to lick him head to toe.

(Message for my mate.... I think he knows he's yummy..... but now he knows that you know. But not who knows. Y'know?)

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By *reeneyes1983Man
over a year ago

Hyde

Im in xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s give this a go. I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous friend says Message for McDreamy - long term admirer of your pictures I think we could make some very erotic images together.

Fuck, I would, she’s HOT!

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A message received for dancer...

... it takes two to tango, but I don’t dance so please can she bring a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I like this thread! I'm in

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Why not, I’m in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We're in

Tg x

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Could you tell Tentative_steps7781

“All this chat about sandwiches … I’d love to sandwhich MJ between myself and S”..Many thanks

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"A message received for dancer...

... it takes two to tango, but I don’t dance so please can she bring a friend?"

Greedy…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sapphire you sexy sparkly gem.....

My lovely mate says....

Damn Hampshire is a long way away! Could be worth it?!!

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland & Paisley

I'm in

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home


"Could you tell Tentative_steps7781

“All this chat about sandwiches … I’d love to sandwhich MJ between myself and S”..Many thanks"

Yes please!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Damn my mate is sexy... and he has a message for the gorgeous EJukcouple....

I have just perved your pics and want to get to know you a whole lot more..oh and E's arse is amazing xx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm on the bench; I just want to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww thank you love

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my cracker of a mate....

Keyser Soze, I'd love to count your inches

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Another for _ancer36...

"Could ya tell dancer that I’d love to do strictly with her!"

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A message from a dapper gentleman for the delightful Dancer36

Dancer36 - You give me light, I crave your brightness

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Just been for a walk and I'm exhausted Posh I'm in even if it's just so Posh can send me some filth to arouse my pathetic body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paging Handsome Hand!

My newest buddy would like to borrow you for a modelling shoot and/or photoshop session to make his hands look better when he messages HippyChick and offers to massage her lovely tits (hopefully before her other suitor spaffs on them…)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just been for a walk and I'm exhausted Posh I'm in even if it's just so Posh can send me some filth to arouse my pathetic body "

Posh ?? Filth?? Never !!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"A message from a dapper gentleman for the delightful Dancer36

Dancer36 - You give me light, I crave your brightness"

Aw how lovely xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Another for _ancer36...

"Could ya tell dancer that I’d love to do strictly with her!""

Absolutely - it’s a dream!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"My sexy mate says....

Could you let The Gatekeeper know that he is quite delicious and would love to lick him head to toe.

(Message for my mate.... I think he knows he's yummy..... but now he knows that you know. But not who knows. Y'know?) "

I am rather lickable. Tell your mate to say hi and we can arrange some lollipop fun and games

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just been for a walk and I'm exhausted Posh I'm in even if it's just so Posh can send me some filth to arouse my pathetic body "

I'll do my best to arouse you darling

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just been for a walk and I'm exhausted Posh I'm in even if it's just so Posh can send me some filth to arouse my pathetic body

Posh ?? Filth?? Never !! "

Cos I'm sweet n innocent n all that. Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun.. I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have here a purchase order that says on it:

Item: Dance Lesson

Location: Next time we’re in Stirling

Invoice to: Dancer

You’d better take that booking, but will it be for 1 or two spaces

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By *UCKiliketofuckMan
over a year ago

kettering

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One from my cracker of a mate....

Keyser Soze, I'd love to count your inches "

Let your mate be known and let’s count them together.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for xkinky_angelx

Stunning and naughty - you’ve got it all! Making my heart race x

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By *erlinhgvMan
over a year ago

Liverpool / London

Im in

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I have here a purchase order that says on it:

Item: Dance Lesson

Location: Next time we’re in Stirling

Invoice to: Dancer

You’d better take that booking, but will it be for 1 or two spaces"

Ooh consider yourself pencilled in, I’m a very handsome on instructor xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The hot mate in my box says to my sexy devil of a friend....

Tell cherry she can pop on top of me anytime

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just been for a walk and I'm exhausted Posh I'm in even if it's just so Posh can send me some filth to arouse my pathetic body

Posh ?? Filth?? Never !!

Cos I'm sweet n innocent n all that. Innit "

And I'm Tom Hardy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dancer my darling..... my sexy mate says....

You've already had so many compliments, just thought I would add you have a body to die for!! Those curves are beautiful and your photos are amazing! Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My sweet friend says ....

Tell Handsome Hand to stop messing about and get his fine self here and give me one ....

More than one actually... Several

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another for my sexy mate Dancer from a hottie...

Dancer36

You're stunning, salacious and sassy. How I'd love to dance the year away with you in all my dreams. Enjoy 2022 xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cherry you sexpot.... my gorgeous mate says....

Now I'm finally at the front of that queue the paddle is ready

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"And another for my sexy mate Dancer from a hottie...

Dancer36

You're stunning, salacious and sassy. How I'd love to dance the year away with you in all my dreams. Enjoy 2022 xxx"

Thank you and same to you xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My handsome mate has a message for the lovely _otsoposh -

get back on my lap as now taken my boxers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sapphire you sexy sparkly gem.....

My lovely mate says....

Damn Hampshire is a long way away! Could be worth it?!!"

Hmmm only you can find that out

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Dancer my darling..... my sexy mate says....

You've already had so many compliments, just thought I would add you have a body to die for!! Those curves are beautiful and your photos are amazing! Xx"

Aw thank you xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My playful mate says ...

Move up NSP , I want to get in

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"The hot mate in my box says to my sexy devil of a friend....

Tell cherry she can pop on top of me anytime"

Woop! Once you pop you just can't stop!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My handsome mate has a message for the lovely _otsoposh -

get back on my lap as now taken my boxers off

"

Golly..... that's rather forward

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My playful mate says ...

Move up NSP , I want to get in "

I can't move far. You may have to get on top

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Bellaseas, my rather horny friends want you to ride their faces

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Cherry you sexpot.... my gorgeous mate says....

Now I'm finally at the front of that queue the paddle is ready "

Paddle? You know me then

Queue?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Another sweet one for Cherry

My ruggedly handsome mate wants to tell you that he'd be your Bakewell any day (tart not pudding...)

Well I think he's scrummy enough to eat up so you'd be well suited

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

I'm in ,

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late in whilst not allowed out why not

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Another sweet one for Cherry

My ruggedly handsome mate wants to tell you that he'd be your Bakewell any day (tart not pudding...)

Well I think he's scrummy enough to eat up so you'd be well suited "

I do love a bakewell and I'm a bit of a tart so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate asked me....

Could you you tell _utlongjohn that I’d very much like to have a rummage in his white undies

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"My gorgeous friend says Message for McDreamy - long term admirer of your pictures I think we could make some very erotic images together.

Fuck, I would, she’s HOT! "

I'm always happy to oblige, get in touch! X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hand you sexy demon.... my gorgeous mate says...

Could you tell _andsome hand I've imagined that hand leaving a print on my arse

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My tall, dark, handsome mate here says:

LadyLuck - We are so close, why are we not keeping each other warm on such a day like this?

Yes LL? Why?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My gorgeous sexy mate says to my other sexy mate...

RugbyThighs

Can I jump in that bath please, I'll be good and have the tap end

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And one for my sexy measuring mate.....

Can you please ask your cracker of a mate to make themselves known privately. It won’t take long to count to 13 though, so we’ll have to pass the time in many other ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful friend says Please pass on my perviest sexy glances to the very yummy MrJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy mate says Can you ask great bear if he will give me a naked bear hug please

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Late late late but in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gorgeous sexy mate says to my other sexy mate...

RugbyThighs

Can I jump in that bath please, I'll be good and have the tap end "

I’m sorry can you tell them there isn’t much room in the bath so they might just need to sit on top of me… is that okay?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

My mate definitely fancies you

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Message for you, my lovely friend NSP... My sexy mate here says:

Could you tell NSP that her gorgeous body has always had her on my hotlist and that's she looks soooo good in heels!!!

I tried to warn him but he's very keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tall, dark, handsome mate here says:

LadyLuck - We are so close, why are we not keeping each other warm on such a day like this?

Yes LL? Why? "

good question sadly I’m too contagious so dangerous best ask in a weeks time

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Hand you sexy demon.... my gorgeous mate says...

Could you tell _andsome hand I've imagined that hand leaving a print on my arse "

I'd be happy to oblige, both cheeks

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for the sexy Lady....

ladyluck

Hope she's OK and not too ill. Would be nice to talk to her again x

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I am in! And keen to play postie and send your filthy smut

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By *erlinhgvMan
over a year ago

Liverpool / London

Dancer36, my mate says you have the best bum on fab

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A very delightful female has this to say:

Message for keyser_soze - everytime I see his avatar I just want to straddle his thigh and get myself off on it xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for you, my lovely friend NSP... My sexy mate here says:

Could you tell NSP that her gorgeous body has always had her on my hotlist and that's she looks soooo good in heels!!!

I tried to warn him but he's very keen "

He's clearly a bit mental....

Absolutely my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gorgeous sexy mate says to my other sexy mate...

RugbyThighs

Can I jump in that bath please, I'll be good and have the tap end

I’m sorry can you tell them there isn’t much room in the bath so they might just need to sit on top of me… is that okay? "

Perfect

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Just had this off an absolute stunner. For another stunner

Could you tell hippy I can’t wait to peel those red knickers off her x

I would pay money to see that

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Dancer36, my mate says you have the best bum on fab "

Oh my! Thank you xx

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Paging Handsome Hand!

My newest buddy would like to borrow you for a modelling shoot and/or photoshop session to make his hands look better when he messages HippyChick and offers to massage her lovely tits (hopefully before her other suitor spaffs on them…)

"

isn't that cat fishing? Surely she'll want my hands

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My sexy, tight whitey mate whispered this in my ear...

Can you please tell mo1988 she can give mine a lick anytime even though am too old to message her

Hopefully he'll lick back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and yes...saved the best till last x

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I'm in but supposed to be at work, lol

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Start part 2 posh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says....

Could you please tell Dangermouse that I want him to put his creative mind to work on what he'd do to me rather than use all his creative juices reposting cool messages on here

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By *egregalMan
over a year ago

London

Hey I'm in ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the sexy Lady....

ladyluck

Hope she's OK and not too ill. Would be nice to talk to her again x"

Bless thank you and do think I’m over the worst now today good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby thighs...lucky man...

Can I jump in that bath please, I'll be good and have the tap end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very delightful female has this to say:

Message for keyser_soze - everytime I see his avatar I just want to straddle his thigh and get myself off on it xx"

Well come along and get on board & make your way to my inbox.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

My absolutely bootyful mate fancies the pants (and bra) off NotSoPosh, and I don’t blame her.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"My super sexy friend said Please tell Handsome Hand that I've still got plans for him. Mainly that hand, wrapped around me "

Yes please, I feel I know who this is

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