FabSwingers.com forum: Things you hate in Fab messages

By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Standard copy and paste messages.

People that describe themselves as professional..what is that?

Telling us about their jab status.

How are you?

What are you up to?

You free now?

I am in your area/near by.

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word messages

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

I know why it happens. But 1 or 2 word replies annoy me.

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those kind of things don’t bother me as much as requests for class A substances, or offers/requests for £ or ‘gifts’.

I’d prefer a one liner vs that any day.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'why not?'

After you have sent a polite 'No thanks '

Had one of those today !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that message, have no pictures, send no pictures and then ask for pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

A week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

A week?

No lie, to wear for a week !!!!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you leave your husband for me"

That's just f**king outrageous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?

Haha made me laugh xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The addition of homeless letter S's.

HowS youS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

A week?

No lie, to wear for a week !!!!"

Blimey, that’s unique.

I’ve got a couple of quid I found down the back of the sofa if she’s up for it though

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?

Haha made me laugh xxx"

I’m here all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you leave your husband for me

That's just f**king outrageous"

Tell me about it and honeslty this is just scratching the surface, give me one liners any day over this type of message xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many that annoy me

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

When things are going well and they type ‘Hehe’

Great. Now I have the ick, cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one recently that asked if I ever had my pussy wiped with €100 note

I just don't like the weird kind of messages in general, like why say that shit in the first message or any message actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?

Haha made me laugh xxx

I’m here all week

I will choose you a nice pair

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

How is Fab treating you? Do you have much luck on here?

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Men obviously knowing im straight asking 'would you let me suck'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'can I ask you a question?' Ugh!!- 'You just did!'

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

When they won't take no as an answer

Persistence doesn't pay off in this situation

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?

Haha made me laugh xxx

I’m here all week

I will choose you a nice pair

Can you make it 9 days use now the please

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

The word ‘hun’

The phrase “my wife says “

Being referred to as ‘Bro’

Being asked “how big are you “

Being asked for a face pic first message

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"The 'can I ask you a question?' Ugh!!- 'You just did!'

Ask no questions. Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.

Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.

Would you leave your husband for me.

Etc etc

Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?

Haha made me laugh xxx

I’m here all week

I will choose you a nice pair

Can you make it 9 days use now the please

Haha of course xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the 1 - 3 word replies disappoint the most, if you don't want to talk, don't be polite just bin my message.

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Those kind of things don’t bother me as much as requests for class A substances, or offers/requests for £ or ‘gifts’.

I’d prefer a one liner vs that any day."

Yes. Good call

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"How is Fab treating you? Do you have much luck on here? "

This

And cock pics of course

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

"The addition of homeless letter S's.

HowS youS. "

this!!!! Also we get ' hows use? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the word ' meet' and nothing else

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Do you want to cum on my wife's knicker draw....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People asking for pics and blocking or just not sending any back at all.

Also people that don't know how a conversation works so it just dies. So yeah pretty much 1 or 2 worded messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say they're a good match for us.

This comes from men as well.

Our profile says we're not meeting the male species?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The ones that tell me how beautiful I am.

Without a face pic visible on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Being ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'why not?'

After you have sent a polite 'No thanks '

Had one of those today !"

Well Max it's usually cause their cock isn't big enough

Ginge xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When things are going well and they type ‘Hehe’

Great. Now I have the ick, cheers

That gives me the biggest ick

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"The addition of homeless letter S's.

HowS youS. "

That's why they should have actively taken part in their English class at school.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

One word messages, if someone puts that little effort in they aren't for me

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Amazing how the predictable obnoxious messages listed here are ones i steer well clear of. I keep it polite and respectful, try to appear interesting, yet, mostly get deleted and blocked...

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

"Amazing how the predictable obnoxious messages listed here are ones i steer well clear of. I keep it polite and respectful, try to appear interesting, yet, mostly get deleted and blocked... "

Same here

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

When someone writes a message back just consisting of

’mmmmmmmmm’

Just gross!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Do you want to cum on my wife's knicker draw...."

Bit random but I’ll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they don't get replied to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they don't get replied to

Oh you mean the messages I receive,,,

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By *oublethefunMan
over a year ago

royston

Having to reply to questions that are already explained in the profile and people always assuming it's the female online or even asking who they are talking to. Why should this make any difference when your sending a message to a couples profile.!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the emptiness the replies in my inbox provide

Its my new safe place

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hey Babe

Hey Hon

Wanna see my cock

Cringy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones asking me how much for me to do this or that.

I’m not a frickin prositute.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hey Babe

Hey Hon

Wanna see my cock

Cringy

I've had someone start calling me sir straight away, my first thought was I didn't realise I was in a dynamic with a stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to explain to men why I don't do bareback gets annoying. And bloke's asking "what are you into?". In one of my pics a bloke's sucking me off the other pic im with a woman. Take a guess you fuckin clown.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tribute pics. Especially as an opening message. Just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun and babe, but even worse, young lady, I can’t stand that.

Marry me in a first message

Crude/rude message about what they are going to do to me (I clearly get no say

)

When they send the same message over and over again

When you haven’t replied and they send “hello” or just ?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did "

Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Having to reply to questions that are already explained in the profile"

This, on the STP profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99% of messages focus solely on looks. It would be so refreshing to get a message that focuses solely on my profile. Or me as a person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"

Ooh I'm stealing this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"

Ooh I'm stealing this

You're welcome

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did "

This is why I open with “ can I ask you 2 questions?”

Always thinking

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

What size are your Mrs tits?

What size are your boobs?

Is your hair natural?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U ok?

Wot u in 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"

Ooh good idea! I usually just reply with 'you just did'

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Wuu2

Can I ask you a question

I've got a lady friend who is bi, fancy a 3sum

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By *rouble MeWoman
over a year ago

Your Hotlist

Those who introduce themselves as being good looking and intelligent..

Well let me be the judge of both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding - those that reduce you to an experience or an object, or milf/slut/ho.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

This is why I open with “ can I ask you 2 questions?”

Always thinking

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"

Ooh good idea! I usually just reply with 'you just did'

Got to mix it up a little

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By *ustjosh123Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Rarely get any messages so beggars can’t be choosers I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

This is why I open with “ can I ask you 2 questions?”

Always thinking

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"

Ooh good idea! I usually just reply with 'you just did'

Got to mix it up a little

You're not just a pretty face

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By *rouble MeWoman
over a year ago

Your Hotlist

Are you open minded?

Do you like younger guys?

Can you handle this? (attaching cock pic)

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

This is why I open with “ can I ask you 2 questions?”

Always thinking

Trust you

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"99% of messages focus solely on looks. It would be so refreshing to get a message that focuses solely on my profile. Or me as a person."

This, especially at the moment, I am aware I'm a big girl, but just I've had weightloss surgery, I'm not happy with how I look, I'm actively changing it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"99% of messages focus solely on looks. It would be so refreshing to get a message that focuses solely on my profile. Or me as a person.

This, especially at the moment, I am aware I'm a big girl, but just I've had weightloss surgery, I'm not happy with how I look, I'm actively changing it..."

All the best with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those kind of things don’t bother me as much as requests for class A substances, or offers/requests for £ or ‘gifts’.

I’d prefer a one liner vs that any day."

Damn, I've never had either of those things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am now at the point where a message sent from a faceless person (ie someone without a photo) actively winds me up.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Facepic and phonenumber now and we may put you on our to do list.

You won't get anywhere on here being straight. If you are prepared to play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we'll consider you.

From two extremely well verified couples last year as their introductory messages. They contacted me, not the other way around.

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

"Ones asking me how much for me to do this or that.

I’m not a frickin prositute.

At least they want to pay you rather than expecting things for free

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"All the best with it

Thanks, it's going well so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy fabbing lol

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

When you reject them, for whatever reason, and they can't take it without trying to hurt you back. Like "I can't force you to have good taste" or "you're too big for me" (but I wasn't when you sent the first message, I guess?).

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"‘Can I ask you a question?’

You just did

Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"

Ooh good idea! I usually just reply with 'you just did'

Got to mix it up a little

You're not just a pretty face

Thank you

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

People that message from 200 miles away saying they like our profile and can we accept their friends invite when they have no photos in friends (erm kind of one way viewing here lol) when we say no they say well can we send our face pics to them when they haven’t even sent theirs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I am now at the point where a message sent from a faceless person (ie someone without a photo) actively winds me up."

And the friend requests with zero photos and no message

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"When you reject them, for whatever reason, and they can't take it without trying to hurt you back. Like "I can't force you to have good taste" or "you're too big for me" (but I wasn't when you sent the first message, I guess?). "

Yesterday i got

"You're too fat for me anyway, I meant to message the person next to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am now at the point where a message sent from a faceless person (ie someone without a photo) actively winds me up.

And the friend requests with zero photos and no message

Oh, I pay no attention to those. But yeah! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those kind of things don’t bother me as much as requests for class A substances, or offers/requests for £ or ‘gifts’.

I’d prefer a one liner vs that any day.

Damn, I've never had either of those things! "

Clearly not giving off the drug dealer/sugar mummy vibes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know if you change your mind

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By *rouble MeWoman
over a year ago

Your Hotlist

'What's your type then?

After I write "sorry you're not my type".

Well clearly it's not you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your boobs are...

Hot sexy huge wow fab blah blah blah

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

A 19 mile long message that consists of erotica.

I mean, I like erotica (a lot. A very lot in fact) but as an unsolicited first message I'm not a fan.

Be very different if I'd asked for it, but that's something I've never requested in a profile.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dicks

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Oh and replies to forum posts via message...

Ones like:

Subject: mentioned fetish

Body: I like mentioned fetish too...

Great, good for you, post on the forum, join in that conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely copy and paste especially when they've messaged the exact same thing before.

Just a dick pic

Ones that just say hi

Really vulger opening messages. I know what I'm here for but I also like to be treated like a human being too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facepic and phonenumber now and we may put you on our to do list.

You won't get anywhere on here being straight. If you are prepared to play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we'll consider you.

From two extremely well verified couples last year as their introductory messages. They contacted me, not the other way around. "

Please tell me you weren't mature and sensible in your reply..

..and you told them to go f**k themselves with a spiked bat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and replies to forum posts via message...

Ones like:

Subject: mentioned fetish

Body: I like mentioned fetish too...

Great, good for you, post on the forum, join in that conversation "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is Fab treating you? Do you have much luck on here? "

I think they've messaged us before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna meet for a fuck?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Facepic and phonenumber now and we may put you on our to do list.

You won't get anywhere on here being straight. If you are prepared to play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we'll consider you.

From two extremely well verified couples last year as their introductory messages. They contacted me, not the other way around.

Please tell me you weren't mature and sensible in your reply..

..and you told them to go f**k themselves with a spiked bat! "

The first one I ignored and blocked. The second one I asked if that approach worked often and the reply was yes every time. They had 100+ veries.

I told them I wasn't sorry for breaking their spotless record.

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Meet me today (every day)

Can I get you pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just got one now but can't share it of course and don't wanna say it as made very un easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facepic and phonenumber now and we may put you on our to do list.

You won't get anywhere on here being straight. If you are prepared to play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we'll consider you.

From two extremely well verified couples last year as their introductory messages. They contacted me, not the other way around.

Please tell me you weren't mature and sensible in your reply..

..and you told them to go f**k themselves with a spiked bat!

The first one I ignored and blocked. The second one I asked if that approach worked often and the reply was yes every time. They had 100+ veries.

I told them I wasn't sorry for breaking their spotless record. "

sensible..but suitably bitchy at the same time

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most of the above.

Poorly thought through.

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to cream your holes.

You look big enough to take a good banging.

Fancy a fuck?

I'd let you suck my cock.

What if I pay you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever since I blocked all single men I don’t get messages, although I have to admit an annoyance in discovering I have a message, only to find out it’s from site admin letting me know my site supporter subscription is up

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Oop a new one...

"I hope you haven't lost too much weight because I think you look gorgeous"

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By *randMrs T90Couple
over a year ago

Chester

"The ones that tell me how beautiful I am.

Without a face pic visible on my profile

Absolutely this one. It’s always made me wonder!

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

Can I fuck your wife

Are all three holes on the menu

Can I fist her

I'm in your area I'm hard now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that tell me how beautiful I am.

Without a face pic visible on my profile

Absolutely this one. It’s always made me wonder!

You do look amazing in latex though!

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By *byeguysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Paisley

Asking for discretion because they’re married to someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely people don't actually message some of this stuff, like where do they think that's gonna get them haha

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't hate anything but most of what has already been mentioned gets a

So many men clearly get distracted by photos and never get as far as reading anything, before messaging.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"I know why it happens. But 1 or 2 word replies annoy me. "

Yes without capital letters and a full stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I fuck your wife

Are all three holes on the menu

Can I fist her

I'm in your area I'm hard now

I was d*unk that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over familiarity

Being called sexy

Interrogations

Sleeze

Niceness

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

“How’s u” for 2+ messages then nasty messages because you deleted said messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they message me telling me they'll phone the police if I keep watching them from their back garden

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I find the ones from men saying that they've read my profile and think that we would be compatible, particularly amusing... I'm not looking to meet men at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting face pix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting dick pix

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

I hate 2 women asking for me to join in a threesum.. how rude

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

[Removed by poster at 06/01/22 22:12:53]

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

"Can I fuck your wife

Are all three holes on the menu

Can I fist her

I'm in your area I'm hard now

I was d*unk that night

"
if for only one night forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I fuck your wife

Are all three holes on the menu

Can I fist her

I'm in your area I'm hard now

I was d*unk that night

if for only one night forgiven"

Gracias. I am forever in your debt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message containing mmmmm (cringe).

Any message which tells me they are open minded and/or experimenting (like I need to he here to broaden your narrow little mind ffs).

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I had one recently that asked if I ever had my pussy wiped with €100 note

I just don't like the weird kind of messages in general, like why say that shit in the first message or any message actually!"

You should have said you don’t go lower than gold bullion bars….you don’t do cheapskates.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Text speak/acronyms

Hun/babes/sweetie etc etc

The use of the word naughty in reference to sex.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"The ones that tell me how beautiful I am.

Without a face pic visible on my profile

Same

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By *4G-GBBukCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"wow your (sic) so sexy" then the following being "oh sexy couple" by a straight guy who has clearly not bothered to read the profile, and is shocked when a bloke actually replies

"I'm a plumber, if you let me ride your missus bareback, I'll maintain your boiler for a year"

"Fancy joining me for some cheeky lines and a drink"

"Can you meet in an hour"

"Hi X"

Selection of some recent messages, but we don't do drugs, we both work more than is healthy, E isn't a prostitute for a boiler of all things and we clearly say we won't meet with little notice. Don't be that guy

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