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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was told by a friend that he used vicks.deep heat and toothpaste as lube for a wank… sounds weird.. has any other males or females used somthing unusual for lubrication?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Was told by a friend that he used vicks.deep heat and toothpaste as lube for a wank… sounds weird.. has any other males or females used somthing unusual for lubrication? "

Used Vicks in my earlier years and won't do it again!!!

Recommend a toothpaste blowie to ANYONE! Feels amazing!

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Tar..... I wouldn't advise it ouch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recommend a toothpaste blowie to ANYONE! Feels amazing!"

Extra strong mints do the same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does using toothpaste as an anal lube give you the ring of confidence?

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By *harleyPMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Another mans cum..

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.

In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat?! Hell no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.

In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing "

That could make a decent margarine ad?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"

I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.

In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing

That could make a decent margarine ad?"

indeed "forgot to top up the lube stash, use utterly butterly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nipped for a wank at work and with all this covid there's loads of alcohol gel kicking about, so I grabbed a handful..... and spent the next hour wishing I hadnt!!!!!

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore


"

I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.

In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing "

I hope you said "I can't believe it's not KY Jelly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swarfega "

Lol

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"

I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.

In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing

I hope you said "I can't believe it's not KY Jelly""

I was 19, unfortunately I hadn't the presence of mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.

In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing

I hope you said "I can't believe it's not KY Jelly"

I was 19, unfortunately I hadn't the presence of mind "

I hope you saved it to butter your toast in the morning.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Deep heat?! Hell no. "

A few years back I remember Sara Cox on radio 1 admitting to applying some deep heat and then lying back and “relaxing a bit” and then wishing she hadn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat?? I’m calling bullshit

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"

I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.

In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing

I hope you said "I can't believe it's not KY Jelly"

I was 19, unfortunately I hadn't the presence of mind

I hope you saved it to butter your toast in the morning. "

Definitely, waste not want not

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Recommend a toothpaste blowie to ANYONE! Feels amazing!

Extra strong mints do the same... "

And lockets

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By *r OreoMan
over a year ago

Croydon

We told my mate at school that mustard was a good lube.

He was not a happy bunny on return to school with chemical burns.

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By *ternal PunishmentCouple
over a year ago

The Abyss

We had a meet one time and accidentally used suncream

Funny now wasn't at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my 20s, very d*unk, met a bloke in a bar in Spain and went back to his place. He didn't have any lube, so we ended up using olive oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my 20s, very d*unk, met a bloke in a bar in Spain and went back to his place. He didn't have any lube, so we ended up using olive oil "

Since it was my first time we used Extra Virgin.

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By *ookingLukeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Margarine is a great lube. Doesn’t dry out or rapidly disappears like KY etc

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By *ld HeroMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Recommend a toothpaste blowie to ANYONE! Feels amazing!

Extra strong mints do the same...

And lockets "

Duly noted! Thanks for that xx

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

I remember grabbing a tube of deep heat too, can’t recall exactly what it felt like but it was very tingly and weird…

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

why would anyone use deep heat hand sanitiser or swarfega ouch i would rather go at it without haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried Vicks based on a recent recommendation. Nothing special. Durex tingle lube is better.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Recommend a toothpaste blowie to ANYONE! Feels amazing!

Extra strong mints do the same...

And lockets "

And chilli / hot sauce... Post kebab oral...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What in the fuckety fuck?

The vicks i can understand but deepheat.. AND TOOTHPASTE?!

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london


" why would anyone use deep heat hand sanitiser or swarfega ouch i would rather go at it without haha"

Was a horny teenager on a journey of self discovery…. We all have moments we regret no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recommend a toothpaste blowie to ANYONE! Feels amazing!

Extra strong mints do the same... "

menthol cough sweets to apparently

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