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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I was younger we called them Tonkys or Nodders, what did you call them

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Johnnies, my dad said they were called french letters in his day.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

rascal wrapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since my Navy days we have called them "skins"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gongies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends fave saying is 'no glove, no love ' ... A guy called them safe guards the other day :s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends fave saying is 'no glove, no love ' ... A guy called them safe guards the other day :s "

Doctor doctor, I have five penises!

Wow, how do your condoms fit?

Like a glove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends fave saying is 'no glove, no love ' ... A guy called them safe guards the other day :s

Doctor doctor, I have five penises!

Wow, how do your condoms fit?

Like a glove!"

Haha!

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.

The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.

"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for

a 300 [small] a 310[medium] or a 320[large] - the word condom won't even be used.

The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said : "350..."

The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her

predicament.

"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.

She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes "!!!! she said, horrified" He's got one hanging there"....!

The boss said

"Go back in and give him £3.50.......he's the window cleaner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We called them a nunky or nunkies, johnny or johnnies, cock socks, and wotsits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an effort to sound classier I now refer to them as 'Johnathans'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In an effort to sound classier I now refer to them as 'Johnathans'"

Is that what you tell the wife? They aren't mine, they're Johnathan's!!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"In an effort to sound classier I now refer to them as 'Johnathans'

Is that what you tell the wife? They aren't mine, they're Johnathan's!! "

Hehe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnnies or raincoats lol

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