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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you need help to take it to the river?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Or a Whirlpool ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Will you need help to take it to the river? "

Probably just a few ropes and some students.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Or a Whirlpool ?"

That got me in a spin Sally ........ arf arf..... !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will crowdfund you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I will crowdfund you "

Such a useful way of sponging ..... I'll have a washing machine and tumble drier please.

What sob story are you using ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

In a gesture towards lowering your greenhouse gas emissions, I think you should replace it with a mangle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river."

Just put in the front garden with the old sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will crowdfund you

Such a useful way of sponging ..... I'll have a washing machine and tumble drier please.

What sob story are you using ? "

I meant i will crowdfund your legal costs

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"In a gesture towards lowering your greenhouse gas emissions, I think you should replace it with a mangle. "

Why bother with a mangle when you can beat stuff against rocks.....

( btw mangles dry, they don't wash )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.

Just put in the front garden with the old sofa "

Who's gonna move the mattress and plastic bike first ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I will crowdfund you

Such a useful way of sponging ..... I'll have a washing machine and tumble drier please.

What sob story are you using ?

I meant i will crowdfund your legal costs "

I won't need legal costs. I have a posh sounding last name and will have all old women on the jury.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I meant I will crowdfund your legal costs "

•

Pro bono? U2 can help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet it still works better than a mangle and at least you have water, some people have to walk miles for drinking water uphill both ways and wash their socks in their own piss whilst trying not to let their salt tears drip into their mouths unless it makes them thirstier….

(* in case it’s not obvious, this post was brought to you by that one poster who always manages to take offence at something and isn’t afraid to run their mouth off)

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Or a Whirlpool ?"

*applauds vigorously*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Bet it still works better than a mangle and at least you have water, some people have to walk miles for drinking water uphill both ways and wash their socks in their own piss whilst trying not to let their salt tears drip into their mouths unless it makes them thirstier….

(* in case it’s not obvious, this post was brought to you by that one poster who always manages to take offence at something and isn’t afraid to run their mouth off)"

I was hoping for a vid along the lines of Poor Granny has to Carry all her laundry to the washerette, passing jeering youths who grab at her bloomers....

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river."

Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.

Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding "

What's in it for me ?

Mine's a Siemens if we are comparing. Never broken down in it's life .... but then .....

Why should I let a lie come in the way of me getting money ?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.

Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding

What's in it for me ?

Mine's a Siemens if we are comparing. Never broken down in it's life .... but then .....

Why should I let a lie come in the way of me getting money ?"

That warm fuzzy feeling of helping someone in need of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just impressed you've got an Ariston - I haven't heard of them since the Ariston, and on, and on, and on adverts from the late 80's. Turns out it wasn't just a sales gimmick!!!!

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.

Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding

What's in it for me ?

Mine's a Siemens if we are comparing. Never broken down in it's life .... but then .....

Why should I let a lie come in the way of me getting money ?"

Don't like Siemens - stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will crowdfund you

Such a useful way of sponging ..... I'll have a washing machine and tumble drier please.

What sob story are you using ?

I meant i will crowdfund your legal costs

I won't need legal costs. I have a posh sounding last name and will have all old women on the jury."

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"In a gesture towards lowering your greenhouse gas emissions, I think you should replace it with a mangle.

Why bother with a mangle when you can beat stuff against rocks.....

( btw mangles dry, they don't wash ) "

I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject, I’m not old enough to remember these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I suggest arranging for engineers … lots of engineers with extra shiny tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river."

Mersey or manship canal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually, when white goods play up here, I give it a wee kick, but washing machines tend to respond better by putting a brick in the drum.

You can thank me later

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river."

Get a man in!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm just impressed you've got an Ariston - I haven't heard of them since the Ariston, and on, and on, and on adverts from the late 80's. Turns out it wasn't just a sales gimmick!!!!"

I lied. The name just suited my purpose

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.

Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding

What's in it for me ?

Mine's a Siemens if we are comparing. Never broken down in it's life .... but then .....

Why should I let a lie come in the way of me getting money ?

That warm fuzzy feeling of helping someone in need of course "

Oh yeah, emotions

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"In a gesture towards lowering your greenhouse gas emissions, I think you should replace it with a mangle.

Why bother with a mangle when you can beat stuff against rocks.....

( btw mangles dry, they don't wash )

I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject, I’m not old enough to remember these things "

You look it though and appearances count xx

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

if it's Ariston, it should last forever if you recall the tv ad for them ..... Ariston & on & on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just impressed you've got an Ariston - I haven't heard of them since the Ariston, and on, and on, and on adverts from the late 80's. Turns out it wasn't just a sales gimmick!!!!

I lied. The name just suited my purpose"

Haha, like your style - at least it made me reminisce a bit!

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