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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last evening my 10 year old daughter said to me & the missus ' Hey, watch this' and put the palms of her hands together & went on to do the 'This is the Church this is the Steeple'. All well and good UNTIL she got to 'and these are the people'.

She wiggled her fingers and put her middle fingers into her mouth and pushed them in and out. AHEM!!!

Asked what she was doing she said that one of the boys said the fingers looked like his willy and this is how willies get sucked and pushed his fingers in and out of his mouth!!!!!

10 years old!! Just how the boy knew that defies belief.

Wife and I looked at each other and simply said to our girl, that's rude and the boy is naughty, he shouldn't know that until he's older. She giggled and went off to do her maths homework, leaving me & the missus in a bit of a shock to say the least!

What else could we have said........

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When my son started full time nursery in leicester, we was sitting having dinner and he said "mummy what does fucking bastard mean", i nearly choked to death i said where have you heard that and he said some girl had called him it, they where aged three I just said they where not nice words and not to use them

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ah, now I know where you meant to put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, now I know where you meant to put it "

Lol theres your random post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a very hard one as kids learn all sorts of things at school a lot of the time things that are wrong.

I wont be long and she will be learning how babies are made etc at school.

Give you a laugh my husband went to pick my grandson up from play school last week and the playgroup leader whispered .......

***** was seen with another little boy compairing willies

.

He's only 3!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I felt awful when i had a blip and said 'fucks sake'... 2 mins later my daughter repeated it..

i have pre warned nursery and appologised. luckily she only said it once.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ah, now I know where you meant to put it "
yes put it on the wrong thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys (men) compare their tools all the time. It's classic, I still do it now with the rugby lads.

I'd find out which boy said it to her and report him to the school. That's inappropriate but also could be a sign that he is being exposed to all sorts at home. I'm not saying his parents are abusing him btw but early exposure to sexual activity whether it be a DVD or otherwise can lead to behavioral issues, poor treatment of women and many other issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys (men) compare their tools all the time. It's classic, I still do it now with the rugby lads.

I'd find out which boy said it to her and report him to the school. That's inappropriate but also could be a sign that he is being exposed to all sorts at home. I'm not saying his parents are abusing him btw but early exposure to sexual activity whether it be a DVD or otherwise can lead to behavioral issues, poor treatment of women and many other issues.

"

I agree with the bottom bit just in case could be something and nothing but best to be safe xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boys (men) compare their tools all the time. It's classic, I still do it now with the rugby lads.

I'd find out which boy said it to her and report him to the school. That's inappropriate but also could be a sign that he is being exposed to all sorts at home. I'm not saying his parents are abusing him btw but early exposure to sexual activity whether it be a DVD or otherwise can lead to behavioral issues, poor treatment of women and many other issues.

I agree with the bottom bit just in case could be something and nothing but best to be safe xx"

Apparently the simple answer to where the boy got it from is this. A couple of weeks ago a friend of the wife told her that her daughter, also 10 years old, had gone into the parent's bedroom during the night after having a bad dream. Trouble was that at the time wife's friend was giving her husband a BJ!! Seems that the daughter has gone to school and told some of her friends what she'd seen, and, well we know the rest!!

(No, they don't have locks on their bedroom doors!!)

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A few years ago, I was staying with my brother and his family. After Dinner, his son, then aged around 3-4 years old, was running around and stubbed his toe on a door frame.

Amidst the tears and wailing, the little boy then uttered, "Oh Fuck!" But on being told it wasa bad word, a rude word and it shouldn't be said again, he countered with, "But Grandad says it all the time, when he hits his thumb with the hammer doing DIY!"

Cue my brother speaking a day or so later with his father in law, who really should have known better - he was after all, Headmaster of a Primary school!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuckling at all this stuff.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Boys (men) compare their tools all the time. It's classic, I still do it now with the rugby lads.

I'd find out which boy said it to her and report him to the school. That's inappropriate but also could be a sign that he is being exposed to all sorts at home. I'm not saying his parents are abusing him btw but early exposure to sexual activity whether it be a DVD or otherwise can lead to behavioral issues, poor treatment of women and many other issues.

I agree with the bottom bit just in case could be something and nothing but best to be safe xx

Apparently the simple answer to where the boy got it from is this. A couple of weeks ago a friend of the wife told her that her daughter, also 10 years old, had gone into the parent's bedroom during the night after having a bad dream. Trouble was that at the time wife's friend was giving her husband a BJ!! Seems that the daughter has gone to school and told some of her friends what she'd seen, and, well we know the rest!!

(No, they don't have locks on their bedroom doors!!)"

Might be a good idea to put one of those shop bells that ring when they open their bedroom door or buzzer equivalent . poor child probably went back to bed and had another nightmare after seeing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some years ago I heard my youngest son muttering, " for foxes, for foxes" as he was trying to get open a packet of sweets unsucessfully. I was puzzled as to why he was going on about foxes and asked him what he meant. He replied that it was what I always say and then it dawned on me, I often unconsciously use the phrase "fer fucksake" and in an Irish accent... just as well his teachers just thought he was a nature loving kid...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Last evening my 10 year old daughter said to me & the missus ' Hey, watch this' and put the palms of her hands together & went on to do the 'This is the Church this is the Steeple'. All well and good UNTIL she got to 'and these are the people'.

She wiggled her fingers and put her middle fingers into her mouth and pushed them in and out. AHEM!!!

Asked what she was doing she said that one of the boys said the fingers looked like his willy and this is how willies get sucked and pushed his fingers in and out of his mouth!!!!!

10 years old!! Just how the boy knew that defies belief.

Wife and I looked at each other and simply said to our girl, that's rude and the boy is naughty, he shouldn't know that until he's older. She giggled and went off to do her maths homework, leaving me & the missus in a bit of a shock to say the least!

What else could we have said........

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At ten years old I'd have known NOT to say that to my parents.

There were just things you didn't say to them. You knew it was for 'mates talk' only - like swearing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sorry P.S.

Not much else you could have said ..... but i'd have left the 'until he's older' bit off.

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