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Don't throw things at goalkeepers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last month while keeping goal for Arsenal Gunners, Aaron Ramsdale had stuff lobbed at him. And I don't mean balls. Opposing fans attempted to injure him by throwing objects at him. At half time Aaron collected £17 in coins. This proves two things. Aaron's a good saver. And some people really do have more money than sense.

When I was a lad I had a paper round. One cold morning while cycling through an industrial estate, I found a Zippo lighter on the floor. I picked it up, and kept it. I've still got it. If I was the person I am today, I'd have tried to get that Zippo back to it's owner. If I was the person I am today, I'd have invented Facebook before that creepy moonface. And easily have found the rightful owner of that cigarette lighter.

Anyway, what's the best thing you've found on the floor?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Always great when a bird leaves her panties on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys to a new Harley outside a dealers, honestly didn't ride away on it and put it on a custom frame

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Ask around on fab for anybody who's lost their zippo?

Racking my brain, I must have found the occasional coin or something, but I can't remember anything of any proper significance.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A kitten. We found it's owners and I had to say goodbye

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My brother and I found £20 on the hill near my Grandparents house a long, long time ago. We told the Police, who said we could keep it. We were very chuffed with a tenner each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wallet when I was about 12 with £160 in it playin hide and seek with my brother and sisters. Tried to hide it from my mam but obviously got caught and she took the money off me and spent it herself I presume

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My brother and I found £20 on the hill near my Grandparents house a long, long time ago. We told the Police, who said we could keep it. We were very chuffed with a tenner each "

Were U2 busy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wallet when I was about 12 with £160 in it playin hide and seek with my brother and sisters. Tried to hide it from my mam but obviously got caught and she took the money off me and spent it herself I presume "

You should have taken it to the police station!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A kitten. We found it's owners and I had to say goodbye "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask around on fab for anybody who's lost their zippo?

Racking my brain, I must have found the occasional coin or something, but I can't remember anything of any proper significance."

I'll do a status update.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The randomness of this thread made me laugh.

I don't know the answer Jim but it certainly isn't dog shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always great when a bird leaves her panties on the floor."

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That £20 I told you about. But I felt wrong for keeping it, hence why it went to a charity. Here charity, have my guilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as goalkeeper for (utd u12s) and also player striker for school and stockport county

goalkeeper thing is true bring football to mls show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't yet found my dignity though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That £20 I told you about. But I felt wrong for keeping it, hence why it went to a charity. Here charity, have my guilt."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as goalkeeper for (utd u12s) and also player striker for school and stockport county

goalkeeper thing is true bring football to mls show you "

I'll give you a workout!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't yet found my dignity though. "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nsr9HCOgQe0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a tortoise walking up the road a couple of years ago. I picked the little fella up and took him home and with the power of the book of face, found his owner. Returned him a couple of days later

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Many moons ago I was riding a pushbike and it was raining, so I stopped under a bridge to have a fag. As I was wandering about I spotted a Copper's id card on the floor, luckily I knew one of his mates and when I met the Officer in question in ma local pub, I didn't have to pay for a drink all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a tortoise walking up the road a couple of years ago. I picked the little fella up and took him home and with the power of the book of face, found his owner. Returned him a couple of days later "

When you asked the owner how he escaped, I hope they replied 'I'm not sure -it all happened so fast'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found a tortoise walking up the road a couple of years ago. I picked the little fella up and took him home and with the power of the book of face, found his owner. Returned him a couple of days later "

Excellent work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many moons ago I was riding a pushbike and it was raining, so I stopped under a bridge to have a fag. As I was wandering about I spotted a Copper's id card on the floor, luckily I knew one of his mates and when I met the Officer in question in ma local pub, I didn't have to pay for a drink all night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years & years ago, my brother & his pals found a load of stolen items. Can’t remember exactly what was there but it included a bicycle, a guitar in a case, a wallet with £100 quid in it, & other things, think my brother was around 14/15 at the time, they told dad, and dad called the police much to their dismay, as they wanted to keep what they found & split the money . Anyway, the police found the property owners. The owner of the guitar gifted it back so one friend took that & the owner of the wallet gave them all £20 each for being honest.

I’ve found a tenner & a fiver on the ground and kept it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a tortoise walking up the road a couple of years ago. I picked the little fella up and took him home and with the power of the book of face, found his owner. Returned him a couple of days later

When you asked the owner how he escaped, I hope they replied 'I'm not sure -it all happened so fast'."

I thought he'd managed to escape from my garden, he was there one minute and gone the next

After about 10mins of slightly panicking and searching I found him upended and wedged in the gap between the decking and the wall. Didn't take my eye off him after that.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I found a wallet with £400.00 in it once.. luckily it also had an address in it..I wasn't far from the road so I found the house and posted it through the letter box...

Kept the money though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a ruggedised laptop in the road. Took it to the first police station I came across. The loser reported it and they were reunited. About £4k worth apparently but the stuff on it was more valuable to him as a structural engineer.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

£10.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Last month while keeping goal for Arsenal Gunners, Aaron Ramsdale had stuff lobbed at him. And I don't mean balls. Opposing fans attempted to injure him by throwing objects at him. At half time Aaron collected £17 in coins. This proves two things. Aaron's a good saver. And some people really do have more money than sense.

When I was a lad I had a paper round. One cold morning while cycling through an industrial estate, I found a Zippo lighter on the floor. I picked it up, and kept it. I've still got it. If I was the person I am today, I'd have tried to get that Zippo back to it's owner. If I was the person I am today, I'd have invented Facebook before that creepy moonface. And easily have found the rightful owner of that cigarette lighter.

Anyway, what's the best thing you've found on the floor?"

Afc Wimbledon found a place in the team for Rambo, who in turn made him the keeper he is today.

Bournemouth told him that he was playing for his future when he got loaned to us, 3 poty awards with his club's fans, despite 2 relegation and he's soon to be England No1.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A few years ago I found an unopened can of Vimto outside HMV. It was cold. I drank it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last month while keeping goal for Arsenal Gunners, Aaron Ramsdale had stuff lobbed at him. And I don't mean balls. Opposing fans attempted to injure him by throwing objects at him. At half time Aaron collected £17 in coins. This proves two things. Aaron's a good saver. And some people really do have more money than sense.

When I was a lad I had a paper round. One cold morning while cycling through an industrial estate, I found a Zippo lighter on the floor. I picked it up, and kept it. I've still got it. If I was the person I am today, I'd have tried to get that Zippo back to it's owner. If I was the person I am today, I'd have invented Facebook before that creepy moonface. And easily have found the rightful owner of that cigarette lighter.

Anyway, what's the best thing you've found on the floor?"

£700

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last month while keeping goal for Arsenal Gunners, Aaron Ramsdale had stuff lobbed at him. And I don't mean balls. Opposing fans attempted to injure him by throwing objects at him. At half time Aaron collected £17 in coins. This proves two things. Aaron's a good saver. And some people really do have more money than sense.

When I was a lad I had a paper round. One cold morning while cycling through an industrial estate, I found a Zippo lighter on the floor. I picked it up, and kept it. I've still got it. If I was the person I am today, I'd have tried to get that Zippo back to it's owner. If I was the person I am today, I'd have invented Facebook before that creepy moonface. And easily have found the rightful owner of that cigarette lighter.

Anyway, what's the best thing you've found on the floor?

£700"

Can I borrow a fiver?

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By *axtenMan
over a year ago

Darlington

Once stopped for a pee on a country road, walked off the road towards a canal and found ..a TWENTY TWO egg mallard nest ..such an amazingly beautiful sight! I just stared in disbelief, gobsmacked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once stopped for a pee on a country road, walked off the road towards a canal and found ..a TWENTY TWO egg mallard nest ..such an amazingly beautiful sight! I just stared in disbelief, gobsmacked "

Twenty two .

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Archway


"Last month while keeping goal for Arsenal Gunners, Aaron Ramsdale had stuff lobbed at him. And I don't mean balls. Opposing fans attempted to injure him by throwing objects at him. At half time Aaron collected £17 in coins. This proves two things. Aaron's a good saver. And some people really do have more money than sense.

When I was a lad I had a paper round. One cold morning while cycling through an industrial estate, I found a Zippo lighter on the floor. I picked it up, and kept it. I've still got it. If I was the person I am today, I'd have tried to get that Zippo back to it's owner. If I was the person I am today, I'd have invented Facebook before that creepy moonface. And easily have found the rightful owner of that cigarette lighter.

Anyway, what's the best thing you've found on the floor?"

My boyfriend. And often. He’s a lightweight.

To be fair, though, he’s probably found me on the floor more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last month while keeping goal for Arsenal Gunners, Aaron Ramsdale had stuff lobbed at him. And I don't mean balls. Opposing fans attempted to injure him by throwing objects at him. At half time Aaron collected £17 in coins. This proves two things. Aaron's a good saver. And some people really do have more money than sense.

When I was a lad I had a paper round. One cold morning while cycling through an industrial estate, I found a Zippo lighter on the floor. I picked it up, and kept it. I've still got it. If I was the person I am today, I'd have tried to get that Zippo back to it's owner. If I was the person I am today, I'd have invented Facebook before that creepy moonface. And easily have found the rightful owner of that cigarette lighter.

Anyway, what's the best thing you've found on the floor?

My boyfriend. And often. He’s a lightweight.

To be fair, though, he’s probably found me on the floor more."

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Ask around on fab for anybody who's lost their zippo?

Racking my brain, I must have found the occasional coin or something, but I can't remember anything of any proper significance.

I'll do a status update."

I lost one around then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask around on fab for anybody who's lost their zippo?

Racking my brain, I must have found the occasional coin or something, but I can't remember anything of any proper significance.

I'll do a status update.

I lost one around then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never found but lose allsorts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never found but lose allsorts "

When I was a kid I found an unopened packet of Fruit-Tella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never found but lose allsorts

When I was a kid I found an unopened packet of Fruit-Tella. "
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last month while keeping goal for Arsenal Gunners, Aaron Ramsdale had stuff lobbed at him. And I don't mean balls. Opposing fans attempted to injure him by throwing objects at him. At half time Aaron collected £17 in coins. This proves two things. Aaron's a good saver. And some people really do have more money than sense.

When I was a lad I had a paper round. One cold morning while cycling through an industrial estate, I found a Zippo lighter on the floor. I picked it up, and kept it. I've still got it. If I was the person I am today, I'd have tried to get that Zippo back to it's owner. If I was the person I am today, I'd have invented Facebook before that creepy moonface. And easily have found the rightful owner of that cigarette lighter.

Anyway, what's the best thing you've found on the floor?

£700

Can I borrow a fiver?"

Spent it, sorry

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