FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty House

By *erry2020888 OP Man
over a year ago

stockport

Went to a woman's house to meet, when I got there her house was a right state and there were stains on the bed, what would you all do? stay or leave

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple
over a year ago

northamptonshire

Leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need to ask?

Leave of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move to the carpet.

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By *plash85Couple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We'd be straight out of there

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

Up against the wall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the probability is that the personnel hygiene would be of the same standard

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By *erry2020888 OP Man
over a year ago

stockport

carpet was not better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the stains on the bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Terry. What did you do? You did didnt you?

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Wipe you're feet on the way out x

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By *erry2020888 OP Man
over a year ago

stockport

not sure what stains were probably just drinks and food

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

Imagine being the poor woman checking in to read the forum and seeing your post!!

I always feel bad for whoever's bum it shows, slightly out of focus, waddling off into the distance when they talk about obesity rates on the news... Imagine seeing your own arse on telly!!!

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By *lairekTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

The lady probably thinks rug doctor is a sex medic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubber gloves, mask, condom. Sorted

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By *erry2020888 OP Man
over a year ago

stockport

she is not on this site and not mentioned name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure what stains were probably just drinks and food

Food in bed? Straight to the Gulag!! Berzercker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% leave, have done myself before.

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By *areth100Man
over a year ago

hereford

Hi tail out of there. If she is reading this then maybe she needs to realise she’s a dirty bitch lol. Imagine her personal hygiene on 2nd thoughts don’t urgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you do?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Had you met for a social first?

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

What did you do though… you’re leaving us hanging here….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a cleaning challenge but I would have forgone the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure what stains were probably just drinks and food

But did you Terry? That's what we all want to know.... you sly ol' dog you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say 'right state', what do you mean? Silverware not polished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of people on here brag about leaving hotel rooms in a filthy mess, squirt soaking the mattress.

Clubs are often left in a disgusting mess of wet patches and filled condoms on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure what stains were probably just drinks and food

But did you Terry? That's what we all want to know.... you sly ol' dog you

Added another stain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a cleaning challenge but I would have forgone the sex. "

Are you free tomorrow?

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By *erry2020888 OP Man
over a year ago

stockport

It was a first meet and yes we did, find it rude to say no after thats why we had agreed to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a cleaning challenge but I would have forgone the sex.

Are you free tomorrow? "

For anyone suitably filthy yes! My mop is always on standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dirty f*cker!! Haha

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

"It was a first meet and yes we did, find it rude to say no after thats why we had agreed to meet "

And was she diiiiirty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure what stains were probably just drinks and food

But did you Terry? That's what we all want to know.... you sly ol' dog you

Added another stain

Bang on there Adler... you gotta wonder what the next man is going to do... at what point does she break them?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If I knew them and cared for them, I'd have probably had a discussion, before deciding what we did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has everyone gone full on fucking Kim & Aggie with the "filthy house" posts.

Waiting on some nutter asking if he can wank over my skirting boards. (You could eat your dinner off them of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has everyone gone full on fucking Kim & Aggie with the "filthy house" posts.

Waiting on some nutter asking if he can wank over my skirting boards. (You could eat your dinner off them of course

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Ya hobo

your skirting boards are off the scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How bad was the state?

A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my marigolds on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally chuck all my filth in one cupboard until they leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bad was the state?

A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?"

Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has everyone gone full on fucking Kim & Aggie with the "filthy house" posts.

Waiting on some nutter asking if he can wank over my skirting boards. (You could eat your dinner off them of course

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Please can you send a photo of your skirting boards?

Asking for a friend.

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By *erry2020888 OP Man
over a year ago

stockport

hoarder and never cleaning

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bad was the state?

A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?

Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house. "

I'm wondering if he met me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bad was the state?

A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?

Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.

I'm wondering if he met me.

Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bad was the state?

A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?

Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.

I'm wondering if he met me.

Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding... "

How will I know which one is fresh?

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By *outhwesthornMan
over a year ago

villamartin

Dirty bitch and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bad was the state?

A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?

Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.

I'm wondering if he met me.

Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding... "

Dark bedding is a must. Nobody can ever see the stains then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bad was the state?

A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?

Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.

I'm wondering if he met me.

Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding...

How will I know which one is fresh?

I think it's best to sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bad was the state?

A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?

Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.

I'm wondering if he met me.

Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding...

Dark bedding is a must. Nobody can ever see the stains then"

I carry a UV light in my purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hoarder and never cleaning

This makes me feel a bit sad then and that she probably needs a bit of help with things.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Knee trembler

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I try to find bedding that does not show the stains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knee trembler"

You get a semi at the dump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hoarder and never cleaning

This makes me feel a bit sad then and that she probably needs a bit of help with things. "

I know. Joking aside the poor lassie probably has issues.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Knee trembler

You get a semi at the dump?"
Half off a hard on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knee trembler

You get a semi at the dump? Half off a hard on.."

So a quarter in most guy's measurements then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of people on here brag about leaving hotel rooms in a filthy mess, squirt soaking the mattress.

Clubs are often left in a disgusting mess of wet patches and filled condoms on the floor. "

Disgusting fuckers. They forget that there’s human beings having to deal with all that at the end.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Stay I dont judge how others choose to live! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi tail out of there. If she is reading this then maybe she needs to realise she’s a dirty bitch lol. Imagine her personal hygiene on 2nd thoughts don’t urgh. "

So if someones got a untidy house they must have bad personal hygeine?????? Or perhaps just a mega busy lifestyle but prefer to take great pleasure in looking their best?????

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Run

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Loads of people on here brag about leaving hotel rooms in a filthy mess, squirt soaking the mattress.

Clubs are often left in a disgusting mess of wet patches and filled condoms on the floor.

Disgusting fuckers. They forget that there’s human beings having to deal with all that at the end."
Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My place is immaculate, but I fucking hate women being referred to as a dirty bitch.

Maybe she’d have cleaned if Brad Pitt was on his merry way?

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Hi tail out of there. If she is reading this then maybe she needs to realise she’s a dirty bitch lol. Imagine her personal hygiene on 2nd thoughts don’t urgh.

So if someones got a untidy house they must have bad personal hygeine?????? Or perhaps just a mega busy lifestyle but prefer to take great pleasure in looking their best?????

There is a difference between untidy and dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add to the staining.

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By *uncan LynnCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Leave . You can usually tell what the inside is like by the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My place is immaculate, but I fucking hate women being referred to as a dirty bitch.

Maybe she’d have cleaned if Brad Pitt was on his merry way?"

You haven't watched Mr & Mrs Smith

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Rookie error, never go on a date without your Dyson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My place is immaculate, but I fucking hate women being referred to as a dirty bitch.

Maybe she’d have cleaned if Brad Pitt was on his merry way?

You haven't watched Mr & Mrs Smith

I haven’t, no

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I've had a meet before the house was a complete tip..but they were themselves well presented and clean.. which to me is all that counts..I actually visited them a couple of times..the house didn't get any tidier but it didn't really seem to get any messier..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi tail out of there. If she is reading this then maybe she needs to realise she’s a dirty bitch lol. Imagine her personal hygiene on 2nd thoughts don’t urgh.

So if someones got a untidy house they must have bad personal hygeine?????? Or perhaps just a mega busy lifestyle but prefer to take great pleasure in looking their best?????

There is a difference between untidy and dirty"

Well in that case we're fucked, i'm no Mrs Hinch, theres cat hair all over, a big pile of washing and i've not hoovered for a few days but I can assure you that doesn't mean I have bad personal hygeine, infact quite the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had been dating a woman. Got to the point of going back to her place. We were both super horny and a little tipsy.

Had sex on the living room floor pretty much immediately after walking in the house.

After moved upstairs and found her bed/bathroom were a mess. Cat litter in the corner with a months shit in it. Stains on towels and the bed.

Was utterly shocked.

Anyway the relationship only lasted 15 years.

In the end I couldn’t put up with the mess so chucked the cat out.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I had been dating a woman. Got to the point of going back to her place. We were both super horny and a little tipsy.

Had sex on the living room floor pretty much immediately after walking in the house.

After moved upstairs and found her bed/bathroom were a mess. Cat litter in the corner with a months shit in it. Stains on towels and the bed.

Was utterly shocked.

Anyway the relationship only lasted 15 years.

In the end I couldn’t put up with the mess so chucked the cat out.

??"

Poor pusy! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I really dont get why people being so fussed? I met a guy In a tesco coffee shop clean smelt nice presentable had our coffee got pizza to cook back at his place which was not clean and very messy to say the least! But he cooked the pizza we ate it then went to his bedroom tbf think he had put new bedding on! And had a good time loo was minging! But wasent gonna catch anything god sake! Went back to his a fair few times nice bloke! Each to their own x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had been dating a woman. Got to the point of going back to her place. We were both super horny and a little tipsy.

Had sex on the living room floor pretty much immediately after walking in the house.

After moved upstairs and found her bed/bathroom were a mess. Cat litter in the corner with a months shit in it. Stains on towels and the bed.

Was utterly shocked.

Anyway the relationship only lasted 15 years.

In the end I couldn’t put up with the mess so chucked the cat out.

??"

You got rid of her cat??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a Fabber called Terry,

Who went to a meet acting merry,

But he had to confess,

That the place was a mess,

And he won’t make public her Veri!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a Fabber called Terry,

Who went to a meet acting merry,

But he had to confess,

That the place was a mess,

And he won’t make public her Veri!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had been dating a woman. Got to the point of going back to her place. We were both super horny and a little tipsy.

Had sex on the living room floor pretty much immediately after walking in the house.

After moved upstairs and found her bed/bathroom were a mess. Cat litter in the corner with a months shit in it. Stains on towels and the bed.

Was utterly shocked.

Anyway the relationship only lasted 15 years.

In the end I couldn’t put up with the mess so chucked the cat out.

??"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Get out...fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just do it on the door mat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just do it on the door mat! "

Hahahaha I like this solution

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