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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only a dead cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around??? "

It's in the shed now

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around??? "

I thought it was an Xmas wreath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat? "

I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?

I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer."

But you can't keep offering it to your guests as a foot warmer!!

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over a year ago

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Yeah, and made my excuses and left.

There's a couple round here who on arrival, the lady asks if she can use the toilet. If the toilet isn't clean then they make a Sharp exit. After hearing about them, I always make sure that the place is immaculate before arrangements are in place.

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By *erry2020888Man
over a year ago

stockport

yes have done, house was uncleaned and smelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?

I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer."

Come on, electrostatic dusters are only 5.49 online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?

I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.

But you can't keep offering it to your guests as a foot warmer!! "

Well I did 'stress' to bring their own hot water bottle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?

I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.

Come on, electrostatic dusters are only 5.49 online"

Exactly. That's a ridiculous amount of money for a Scotsman to be throwing around.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I knew a lady who had to stop seeing a guy on here because of the state of his bathroom. Nice bloke too apparently. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?

I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.

But you can't keep offering it to your guests as a foot warmer!!

Well I did 'stress' to bring their own hot water bottle....

You people need Jesus, FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?

I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.

But you can't keep offering it to your guests as a foot warmer!!

Well I did 'stress' to bring their own hot water bottle....

You people need Jesus, FFS

Do you need the cat? Stroking relieves stress

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By *erry2020888Man
over a year ago

stockport

met at a womans house when i got there it was filthy looked like one of the houses featured on tv

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"met at a womans house when i got there it was filthy looked like one of the houses featured on tv "

Probably hoping you would move a bit of stuff around for her.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Jesus, that sounds awful. Luckily I've only experienced clean homes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats why I only meet at my place, atleast I know it impeccably spotless

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "

YES she had cats and it just smelt of cat shit got out ASAP did not even have a cup of tea..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I knew a lady who had to stop seeing a guy on here because of the state of his bathroom. Nice bloke too apparently. Lol. "

She could have cleaned it for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place

YES she had cats and it just smelt of cat shit got out ASAP did not even have a cup of tea..

Ping me her postcode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what four in a bed meets fab looks like! Four swinging couples check out each others bedrooms and anal cavities and then come* together to discuss the findings...

Ethel cracked a tooth on Albert's knobcheese. That scored them down

Would you swing with them again?

Fuck no!

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By *erry2020888Man
over a year ago

stockport

worse is if the bed sheets have stains

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ill SwillMan
over a year ago

cock around the clock

I went to a house once where I was expected to scale old wooden pallets in the hallway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you wiped your feet on the way out ??

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

If peeps come to mine to judge my house they can stay away! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house is fucking spotless.

My minge should come with a health warning though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worse is if the bed sheets have stains"

As long as they don't crunch like a Ryvita I could overlook a few stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.

For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Used panties in the corner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used panties in the corner...."

If you let them pile up for a week or so the can double up as a draft excluder.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Used panties in the corner....

If you let them pile up for a week or so the can double up as a draft excluder."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "

Yes. I now try and look at the environment of people's pictures

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.

For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.

I Hoover daily as have dogs! But certainly not immaculate! Used to b a clean freak! But grew out of it lifes to short! Much better things to b doing with time! My eldest daughter and granddaughters are like it with their homes now! Mrs hinch this and mrs hinch that! No doubt they will grow out of it to hopefully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went the week before Xmas it was an older women she sounded so good so I was excited to meet, I got there and the area looked a bit crappy but I was will to see past that then I knocked on the door she opened it and looked nice then she opened the door more do I could walk past her and the state of the house was horrid bags everywhere cats running about,

I said I'm sorry you seem lovely but I just can't do this and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been to someones house that was as bad as some of you have said, luckily. I have been to some that probably arent as clean as mine but as long as they are clean and the bed sheets are clean then who am I to judge?

Did have a guy come to mine who was highly allergic to cats!! He needed his inhaler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead mother in the cellar in a rocking chair. It happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.

For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.

Bloody mrs hinch

shes a melt.

I find cleaning a wind down, its a way i relax after a busy day... hoover lines are very much needed

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I don't mind a messy house, to a degree, but can't cope with dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead mother in the cellar in a rocking chair. It happens.

Is that you Norman

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.

For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.

Bloody mrs hinch

shes a melt.

I find cleaning a wind down, its a way i relax after a busy day... hoover lines are very much needed

Used to b same loved cleaning wasent a chore! Now I hate it! Have had men offer to come clean for free for favours!

ha ha but no I keep with my minimum cleaning I'm happy! Dogs happy girls happy! So alls good garden on other hand spend hours out there making it look good that is a pleasure to work in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.

For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.

! U crack me up! Are you a dyson kinda guy?

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.

For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.

! U crack me up! Are you a dyson kinda guy?

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Mike Dyson ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup… smelled like piss and biscuits, sink full of dirty dishes, walls covered in food, toilet with a floater in…

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Yep ! House was filthy and she had a yellow labrador and the dog hairs were everywhere including in the cup of tea she made me! The lounge carpet had a hole in it and was covered in crisps!

Made my excuses and ran !!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Yup… smelled like piss and biscuits, sink full of dirty dishes, walls covered in food, toilet with a floater in… "

Did you stay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup… smelled like piss and biscuits, sink full of dirty dishes, walls covered in food, toilet with a floater in…

Did you stay?"
got the marigolds on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.

For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.

! U crack me up! Are you a dyson kinda guy?

No they dont suck hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup… smelled like piss and biscuits, sink full of dirty dishes, walls covered in food, toilet with a floater in…

Did you stay?"

That sounds HORRIFYING

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Off at a bit of a tangent, this!

Just before I read this, I was thinking about someone. Well, to be honest I think of them quite a lot

I probably had the chance to get together with that person a few years back, but her house was incredibly messy. I remember thinking “I just couldn’t be here” - and I’m hardly the tidiest person on the planet”!

It still haunts me a bit, because I really like her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a meet when working in Manchester and when walked in thought was a cross between a crack den and a horders house, I made my excuses and left even though the young lady in question was sexy as anything I just couldn't stay in the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Precisely the reason I dont meet in other peoples homes!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I clean my place twice a year whether it needs it or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby wipes aren't just for cleaning fannys you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I clean my place twice a year whether it needs it or not

Clean freak!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Really surprised at some of comments here! I get what peeps are saying but I take people for who they are not how they choose to live! For instance in the past I had a f buddy who is a army man and it showed in his house was totally immaculate! Couldnt fault it! Had another who was total opposite! He goes to alot of boot sales and hoards stuff to sell on could hardly find a space to sit! And it really was not at all clean in batroom/kitchen

they both lovely fellas! But honestly felt more relaxed in the second ones home x

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By *ueenie555Couple
over a year ago

Alfreton

"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "

Yes.

Happened to us a few years ago.

We left very soon after arriving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup… smelled like piss and biscuits, sink full of dirty dishes, walls covered in food, toilet with a floater in…

Did you stay?"

No, made my excuses… shame really she was a nice person. I see her often and all I can picture is the floater in the loo. Put me right off her.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I had one so bad I can’t detail it on here. Ended up being a sad story further down the road I was told

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I've been to a fair few places over the years that made me wonder how the immaculate, beautifully dressed man I met for a social could emerge from such squalor.

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By *arl192021Man
over a year ago

Northumberland

Had the misfortune of visiting a lady ...I knew it was unclean as soon as I entered the front door

A mouse ran across the hallway... wearing a set of overalls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many people have filthy cars. Rubbish on the seats and floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly half my house looks like a building site .... basically because it is the other side is clean (thanks to the lovely girl who does it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many people have filthy cars. Rubbish on the seats and floor.

I used to be guilty of this, my old car was a mobile. My new car is immaculate and won't even put my bag on the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for my house I share it with a big ass German Shepherd, it is as clean as it can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My land Rover is filthy, covered in mud etc from the land but my camper is spotless inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many people have filthy cars. Rubbish on the seats and floor.

I used to be guilty of this, my old car was a mobile. My new car is immaculate and won't even put my bag on the seat

Oh crikey woman!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I clean my place twice a year whether it needs it or not

Clean freak! "

I know, I have been accused of having some form of mental issues due to my continuous cleaning regime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many people have filthy cars. Rubbish on the seats and floor.

I used to be guilty of this, my old car was a mobile. My new car is immaculate and won't even put my bag on the seat

Oh crikey woman!

But I know what you are like for dropping chips all over the place and keep your greasy mitts off me car stereo

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "

Yep, and likewise we made our excuses and left within minutes of being there. It’s beyond us how anyone can live like that….

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"Dead mother in the cellar in a rocking chair. It happens.

Is that you Norman

That put a smile on my face today, I'm not Norman Bates by any stretch of the imagination, but I am also my mum's carer who has vascular dementia and athrites in both knees leaving her virtually wheelchair bound. That's why my wings are clipped for a bit. Many times I've said, "Tap the floor with a stick, and shout Norman!!!" It's a toss up between up to £1,500 to a granny farmer to get her old lobby a washed down, as well seeing she is fed, hydrated, medicated, never left unattended, and have adapted vehicles parked outside, etc etc etc. or organise the job myself sacrificing play days. With nurses calling every week, If I wasn't maintaining the highest level of standards of hygiene and cleanliness, they would soon slap a POVA order on us, despite me having POA over health and welfare. Obviously I don't play here, but I keep up that level at all my places.

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By *arl192021Man
over a year ago

Northumberland

I knew something was up.. when this couple had a pig in the corner as an air freshener & the mice wore overalls

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "

Yes, we did a swift exit!!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have added a qualification to my profile text because of a very bad experience I had a few years ago (see my old post above) disgusting woman !!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"It was only a dead cat

You've still got that dead cat hanging around???

It's in the shed now

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you buried it in the shed

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "

Yes got to one sluts place .she had to dogs her son had stripped down a motorcyle in the living room full oil stains on the carpet .I'm allergic to pets .it smelt awful .I said I can't go in there . fortunately her bedroom and the bathroom were clean but had they not be I'd would left but certainly worrying .turn out was her sons dogs he just moved out .

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I have added a qualification to my profile text because of a very bad experience I had a few years ago (see my old post above) disgusting woman !!

Where else was she meant to keep her crisps?!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I have added a qualification to my profile text because of a very bad experience I had a few years ago (see my old post above) disgusting woman !!

The crisps I can tolerate (especially cheese and onion) but the cup of tea complete with dog hairs !! No!

Where else was she meant to keep her crisps?!"

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