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"Bin day!" That's why I'm confused. Recycling or rubbish rubbish? | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? " It's Wednesday today. | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? It's Wednesday today." You're eager, I like that. If you can write the same thing again when tomorrow is today, that would be great. | |||
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"If I forget to remind you until tonight, after midnight that tomorrow’s Wednesday and it will actually therefore denote Thursday…. Will I be forgiven sir? "I take what I can get these days. | |||
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"Is it January yet  "This is another question for Outsider. | |||
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"Bin day!" I hate Tuesday nights because of this! | |||
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"Bin day! I hate Tuesday nights because of this!" Why don't you like rolling a wheelie bin on Tuesdays? | |||
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"Bin day! I hate Tuesday nights because of this!" Why, its not exactly difficult to put a bin out! | |||
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"Bin day! I hate Tuesday nights because of this! Why, its not exactly difficult to put a bin out!" It's difficult for someone that hates rolling a wheelie bin on Tuesdays. | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? " • Wednesday? It's m'buffday! 
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"Is it January yet
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"Bin day here but don't know if it's the black or green one to put out.... life can be so dam difficult. " My rubbish is collected when it's morning. | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ..."I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean. | |||
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"Our bin is out (purple - cardboard) so tomorrow must be Wednesday" Purple bin, that's so cool. I wish I had a purple bin. | |||
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"Bin day! I hate Tuesday nights because of this! Why, its not exactly difficult to put a bin out! It's difficult for someone that hates rolling a wheelie bin on Tuesdays." Very true, being premature is a bad thing! | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
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I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean. "• I'd rather we rendezvous at your local hotel and order Room Cervix. | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
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"I will Jim if I remember but I thought it was Monday today so I'm probably not the best person to ask I am not making promises but I will try just for you" Today does have a rather Mondayish feel to it. What are Mondays like in the future? | |||
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"Is it January yet
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I only know days of the week. "Try messaging everyone that has verified you. One of them is bound to know. | |||
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"I will Jim if I remember but I thought it was Monday today so I'm probably not the best person to ask I am not making promises but I will try just for you Today does have a rather Mondayish feel to it. What are Mondays like in the future?" So the next 13 Mondays are full of uncertainty because of a new variant called Cumicron which has evolved from cum floating around in the air because tissue prices are increasing. After that the Mondays don't look so good Jim. I'm afraid to tell you we are all on full lockdown with only 10 minutes of unmasked time a day because we all live in fear of Cumicron. | |||
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"I will Jim if I remember but I thought it was Monday today so I'm probably not the best person to ask I am not making promises but I will try just for you Today does have a rather Mondayish feel to it. What are Mondays like in the future? So the next 13 Mondays are full of uncertainty because of a new variant called Cumicron which has evolved from cum floating around in the air because tissue prices are increasing. After that the Mondays don't look so good Jim. I'm afraid to tell you we are all on full lockdown with only 10 minutes of unmasked time a day because we all live in fear of Cumicron. " Ten minutes is all I need. | |||
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"Is it January yet
This is another question for Outsider.
I only know days of the week. "Doris' favourite song is Eight Days a Week www.youtube.com/watch?v=kle2xHhRHg4   | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
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I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean.
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I'd rather we rendezvous at your local hotel and order Room Cervix.
You have no idea how hard that giggle was to contain infront of my mother that is sat opposite. The risk, the danger. "° I'll say nothing but just take a bow. | |||
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"Is it January yet
This is another question for Outsider.
I only know days of the week.
Doris' favourite song is Eight Days a Week
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kle2xHhRHg4
"After Eights? | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? " It's Wednesday.. your welcome.. | |||
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. My bin day is Friday. Neighbour reminded me to put bin out today in case bin men come early . So must be Friday tomorrow ?  | |||
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Happy birthday! "• You're so VWI - Very Well Informed! Thank you darling!  | |||
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"Every day feels like a Thursday to me." Is this a Smiths reboot?
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"Jim!! Its Wednesday! Can I go to sleep now?! "Sweet dreams. | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? " Jim its now tomorrow | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
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I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean. "Weirdly this reminded me my MOT is due. Must take the Vulva in for a Cervix | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ...
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean.
Weirdly this reminded me my MOT is due.
Must take the Vulva in for a Cervix "• ... whilst playing your Urethra Franklin playlist as you drive into the garage? | |||
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday? • Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ...
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean.
Weirdly this reminded me my MOT is due.
Must take the Vulva in for a Cervix
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"Have you been told already. Tis Wednesday Jim. Green bin, bin and gone. " Garden waste? Who does gardening at this time of year?! | |||
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"Have you been told already. Tis Wednesday Jim. Green bin, bin and gone. Garden waste? Who does gardening at this time of year?!" No that's brown | |||
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"Have you been told already. Tis Wednesday Jim. Green bin, bin and gone. Garden waste? Who does gardening at this time of year?! No that's brown "I should think so too. I can't be bothered with the garden between November and april. | |||
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday." We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down | |||
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday. We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down " We never bothered with a trampoline for the kids. Stuck then in wellies and dropped them in the bin for a jump about. | |||
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday. We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down " How do you get into your bin to squish? I've got a blue plastic step for when I have to do the squish. When I'm squishing I like to pretend I'm crushing grapes in France. My rubbish doesn't get collected until Monday that will feel like an actual Monday. What colour is your bin? Then one you squished in. | |||
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday. We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down We never bothered with a trampoline for the kids. Stuck then in wellies and dropped them in the bin for a jump about. " Makes sense, the trampoline would only get thrown away anyway. When I was a kid my next door neighbour scrapped an old brown Datsun. My mate and me used the brown roof as a trampoline. | |||
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday. We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down How do you get into your bin to squish? I've got a blue plastic step for when I have to do the squish. When I'm squishing I like to pretend I'm crushing grapes in France. My rubbish doesn't get collected until Monday that will feel like an actual Monday. What colour is your bin? Then one you squished in." As I'm not very flexible I had to resort to squishing it with my hands. As it was just general rubbish from the loft it wasn't so bad. Imagine if the kitchen bin was ontop and I pierced the bag to have raw chicken juice all over my face? The bin is black with bright numbers on so no one can steal our bin when they've left theirs out on the road to get naffed. Saying that, we have a rubber door at OUTSIDE the front door for muddy shoes. It's been there for well over 4 years and noone has decided to steal it. On another note, our front garden seems to be a barrier for junk flying down the street, I get frustrated with it until I found a £20 bunched up in the corner of the wall. That was a happy day. I gave it to charity. | |||
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"Jim I have visions of you on your Chelsea step squishing now "I'm an excellent squisher. | |||
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday. We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down We never bothered with a trampoline for the kids. Stuck then in wellies and dropped them in the bin for a jump about. Makes sense, the trampoline would only get thrown away anyway. When I was a kid my next door neighbour scrapped an old brown Datsun. My mate and me used the brown roof as a trampoline." What a sweet memory. I bet the old car loved that , being useful still. | |||
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday. We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down How do you get into your bin to squish? I've got a blue plastic step for when I have to do the squish. When I'm squishing I like to pretend I'm crushing grapes in France. My rubbish doesn't get collected until Monday that will feel like an actual Monday. What colour is your bin? Then one you squished in. As I'm not very flexible I had to resort to squishing it with my hands. As it was just general rubbish from the loft it wasn't so bad. Imagine if the kitchen bin was ontop and I pierced the bag to have raw chicken juice all over my face? The bin is black with bright numbers on so no one can steal our bin when they've left theirs out on the road to get naffed. Saying that, we have a rubber door at OUTSIDE the front door for muddy shoes. It's been there for well over 4 years and noone has decided to steal it. On another note, our front garden seems to be a barrier for junk flying down the street, I get frustrated with it until I found a £20 bunched up in the corner of the wall. That was a happy day. I gave it to charity. " I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you. Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless. You gave the £20 to charity. | |||
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday. We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down We never bothered with a trampoline for the kids. Stuck then in wellies and dropped them in the bin for a jump about. Makes sense, the trampoline would only get thrown away anyway. When I was a kid my next door neighbour scrapped an old brown Datsun. My mate and me used the brown roof as a trampoline. What a sweet memory. I bet the old car loved that , being useful still. " The car loved it, me and my mate loved it. Great day. | |||
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" I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you. Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless. You gave the £20 to charity. "Chicken juice is worse than bin juice. Our bin gets cleaned regularly thank goodness, imagine crawling in with my marigolds and a bikini? Now that would make page 1 of hot pics. (noted for summertime). But bins are so fun to burn on the pavement. Surely you've done that before, Jim? | |||
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" I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you. Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless. You gave the £20 to charity.
Chicken juice is worse than bin juice. Our bin gets cleaned regularly thank goodness, imagine crawling in with my marigolds and a bikini? Now that would make page 1 of hot pics. (noted for summertime).
But bins are so fun to burn on the pavement. Surely you've done that before, Jim?"I don't have a bin cleaner. I feel like I've just gone down a level in society. I would love to see you on all fours cleaning your bin in July. 
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" I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you. Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless. You gave the £20 to charity.
Chicken juice is worse than bin juice. Our bin gets cleaned regularly thank goodness, imagine crawling in with my marigolds and a bikini? Now that would make page 1 of hot pics. (noted for summertime).
But bins are so fun to burn on the pavement. Surely you've done that before, Jim?
I don't have a bin cleaner. I feel like I've just gone down a level in society. I would love to see you on all fours cleaning your bin in July.
Hahahaha, do you know what. I've never set a wheelie bin alight."Your summer photo will be me in a bin. You may need to remind me. | |||
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" I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you. Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless. You gave the £20 to charity.
Chicken juice is worse than bin juice. Our bin gets cleaned regularly thank goodness, imagine crawling in with my marigolds and a bikini? Now that would make page 1 of hot pics. (noted for summertime).
But bins are so fun to burn on the pavement. Surely you've done that before, Jim?
I don't have a bin cleaner. I feel like I've just gone down a level in society. I would love to see you on all fours cleaning your bin in July.
Hahahaha, do you know what. I've never set a wheelie bin alight.
Your summer photo will be me in a bin. You may need to remind me. "Oh, I'll remind you. | |||
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller." We have anxiety about our bins going missing. The bin men manage to leave them in a different fricking postcode sometimes | |||
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller. We have anxiety about our bins going missing. The bin men manage to leave them in a different fricking postcode sometimes "Why don't bin people return the bin to the edge of the drive? They litter the street with wheelie bins. | |||
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller. We have anxiety about our bins going missing. The bin men manage to leave them in a different fricking postcode sometimes
Why don't bin people return the bin to the edge of the drive? They litter the street with wheelie bins."Our bin man puts it back down the side of the house if I give him a cheeky blowjob in advance. Have you offered that? | |||
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller. We have anxiety about our bins going missing. The bin men manage to leave them in a different fricking postcode sometimes
Why don't bin people return the bin to the edge of the drive? They litter the street with wheelie bins.
Our bin man puts it back down the side of the house if I give him a cheeky blowjob in advance. Have you offered that? "I would like for my bin to be put back at the side of my house. | |||
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller." Our purple bin had the lid ripped off it while being emptied into the bin lorry. Emailed the council and had a man come round to fit a new lid within about 3 weeks. Not bad service really. Yay for councils  | |||
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller. Our purple bin had the lid ripped off it while being emptied into the bin lorry. Emailed the council and had a man come round to fit a new lid within about 3 weeks. Not bad service really. Yay for councils "Yay for City of Wolverhampton Council. | |||
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