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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.….

I subsequently grassed on him to the local police for polygamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they all his wives?

Seven different wives….mans a playa!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Are you sure it was not snow white and the seven dwarfs

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The police have just informed me that the guy has tried the age old, ‘But…but, I’m a Mormon…really!’ defence.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Were they all his wives?

Seven different wives….mans a playa!"

I've played with three different wives in seven days...

....but seven, a different one every day - now that would be something else...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.….

I subsequently grassed on him to the local police for polygamy

I asked him why

He said why not?

And most of them were really hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem with 7 wife's

7 mother's in law

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Actually, on the subject of the well known riddle, every smart arse knows the answer is that only one person (the narrator) is going to the town.

But I do dispute these allegations your honour!

Yes, in my exclusive report I have concluded that the poem does not specify if the narrator was passing them as they crossed his path i.e they were coming FROM the direction of St Ives or else he OVERTOOK them which would suggest that they likewise, were indeed heading for the town.

I rest my case m’lord

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Expensive Divorce Settlements....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The local police wont be interested in that, they've their own seven wives to deal with. You'll have to find a force further afield. Even further than Somerset

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"The local police wont be interested in that, they've their own seven wives to deal with. You'll have to find a force further afield. Even further than Somerset

Didn't know Cambridgeshire's plod were polyamorous too - thought that was confined to Norfolk...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The local police wont be interested in that, they've their own seven wives to deal with. You'll have to find a force further afield. Even further than Somerset

Thank Gawd the story didn’t take place here in Buckinghamshire…..seven wives are but a mere warm up….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor bloke probably needs a counsellor.

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