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"Closed my eyes, looked out the window and chose the first thing I saw " Good job it wasnt a dog doing his business ! | |||
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"Closed my eyes, looked out the window and chose the first thing I saw " You saw 1000 apple trees? | |||
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"I was listening to a record at the time by the band named last poets and liked it as a name" Loud Loutish Lover did sonething similar | |||
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"Closed my eyes, looked out the window and chose the first thing I saw You saw 1000 apple trees? " Must have been the blurry vision when I opened them. I did say the first thing, and if that's 1,000 apple trees then so be it. Or maybe it was 1,001? Hm. | |||
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"Closed my eyes, looked out the window and chose the first thing I saw Good job it wasnt a dog doing his business ! " Haha imagine! | |||
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"Closed my eyes, looked out the window and chose the first thing I saw You saw 1000 apple trees? Must have been the blurry vision when I opened them. I did say the first thing, and if that's 1,000 apple trees then so be it. Or maybe it was 1,001? Hm. " Better go out and count them just to be sure. I'm sure that won't raise any eyebrows with the neighbours | |||
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"Closed my eyes, looked out the window and chose the first thing I saw Good job it wasnt a dog doing his business ! Haha imagine! " reminds me of the joke about twins being born to native Americans who name their children after the first thing they see on leaving the tent - the younger child was called 2 dogs having a bucket of water thrown over them… | |||
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"I’ve always liked the name Molly. And well…. I like to…. Yeah you guessed it " Eat loads of food? | |||
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"I’ve always liked the name Molly. And well…. I like to…. Yeah you guessed it Eat loads of food? " Exactly! These curves down grow themselves | |||
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"I’ve always liked the name Molly. And well…. I like to…. Yeah you guessed it Eat loads of food? Exactly! These curves down grow themselves " | |||
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"The Bella part is a nickname " Belladonna Took? | |||
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"Disney related. The numbers are the year titanic sank.. no idea why I used them " Because you like down down? | |||
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"I’ve always liked the name Molly. And well…. I like to…. Yeah you guessed it Eat loads of food? Exactly! These curves down grow themselves " That reminds me of an article that I read in Forum magazine which was a medium through which dinosaurs like myself used to connect before the internet took over. One lady wrote in stating that the only way that she could achieve sexual satisfaction was by masterbating whilst sucking her husband's penis, however as she orgasmed, he ejaculated resulting in her swallowing his sperm. She was concerned if swallowing could harm her. The answer that forum gave was that swallowing human sperm can do you no harm whatsoever, unless you are on a calorie controlled diet, as every dollop contains around 250 calories. So watch those curves! | |||
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"I’ve always liked the name Molly. And well…. I like to…. Yeah you guessed it Eat loads of food? Exactly! These curves down grow themselves That reminds me of an article that I read in Forum magazine which was a medium through which dinosaurs like myself used to connect before the internet took over. One lady wrote in stating that the only way that she could achieve sexual satisfaction was by masterbating whilst sucking her husband's penis, however as she orgasmed, he ejaculated resulting in her swallowing his sperm. She was concerned if swallowing could harm her. The answer that forum gave was that swallowing human sperm can do you no harm whatsoever, unless you are on a calorie controlled diet, as every dollop contains around 250 calories. So watch those curves!" If that hadn’t been pre-internet, I would have suspected the writer of trolling. My only ever troll was the time I went on ‘Yahoo Answers’ to say that I was white and my white girlfriend had given birth to a mixed-race baby, and ask if this might be because I had previously had a black girlfriend. I still grin guiltily to remember the absolute shit-storm of frantic comments that that stirred up. | |||
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"The more you play with me the harder I get" that’s clever | |||
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"How did you choose your profile name ? For us it was a take on thingamajigs, where you just cant remember the name of something" I was meeting a married lady without her husband knowing and thought a piratey theme would be appropriate. | |||
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"I couldn't decide on a username so ended up googling for funny names and thus one jumped out, think it's time for a change though" • I think it's actually very good. | |||
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"I like Monty Python, might change it though, not getting any luck with it, maybe change it to my prisoner number?" I'll have spam spam spam egg and spam without the spam! x | |||
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"It's fairly self explanatory Beautiful " Aww shucks, thank ye | |||
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"Closed my eyes, looked out the window and chose the first thing I saw " How could you see it if your eyes were closed? | |||
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"How did you choose your profile name ? For us it was a take on thingamajigs, where you just cant remember the name of something" The shape of my mushroom dick | |||
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"Because I had finally got rid of a very narcissistic husband! " Great to hear this onwards and upwards | |||
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"Closed my eyes, looked out the window and chose the first thing I saw " How big is your orchard?! | |||
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