FabSwingers.com forum: F.A self help group

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forum addiction......... This is a self help group so please feel free to join in! I will go first

Hello my name is Lucy and I am addicted to the forums !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my name is Julie and the nutters here won't let me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum addiction......... This is a self help group so please feel free to join in! I will go first

Hello my name is Lucy and I am addicted to the forums !

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u could at least be original ........... and not nick my line ..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is Kimberly and i am beyond help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forum addiction......... This is a self help group so please feel free to join in! I will go first

Hello my name is Lucy and I am addicted to the forums !

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u could at least be original ........... and not nick my line ..................

What line??

Do you want to come in and tell everyone who you are and why your here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my name is Debbie and I have forgotten where the log off button is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum addiction......... This is a self help group so please feel free to join in! I will go first

Hello my name is Lucy and I am addicted to the forums !

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u could at least be original ........... and not nick my line ..................

What line??

Do you want to come in and tell everyone who you are and why your here?? "

Ok Hiya I am Minx and I am in here cos I have posted on all the other threads ................ but am not addicted in any sense of the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my name is Debbie and I have forgotten where the log off button is

there is a log off button !!!!?????!?!?!? REALLY .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not addicted. I can give up the forums any time I want. *nod nod*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I'm Dave and I'm an alcoholic hic oops wrong meeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello I'm Dave and I'm an alcoholic hic oops wrong meeting

Two doors down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I'm Dave and I'm an alcoholic hic oops wrong meeting

I need a bloody drink right now!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

hello my name is karen and i have keyboard tourettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I'm Dave and I'm an alcoholic hic oops wrong meeting

Two doors down!

*staggers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello everyone im Ali and cant go a day without browsing the forums,or i shake violently and sulk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello my name is Debbie and I have forgotten where the log off button is

Is there a log off button?? That can't be true? X

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Hi I'm ..........um.......oo look a squirrel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, my name is Ruby and I'm addicted to the forums! I love them I'm proud of my addiction!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm ..........um.......oo look a squirrel...."

Lol

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Hello.....my name is David.....and I have trouble keeping away from the forums.....on the other hand...Sooze doesn't ever use them.....

Thanks for listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

We are the Artful's, we have been here for quite a while, I know this may seem like a strange request...could...erm...someone...erm...tell us....where the door is please?...we can't get out!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi I'm ..........um.......oo look a squirrel...."

Come on your amongst friends!! Nothing to be ashamed of!

So come on admit it! Your ADICTED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I'm Dave and I'm an alcoholic hic oops wrong meeting

I need a bloody drink right now! "

did you mention 'bloody' drink??

*licks lips*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I'm Dave and I'm an alcoholic hic oops wrong meeting

I need a bloody drink right now!

did you mention 'bloody' drink??

*licks lips* "

Omg not you again

Thank god M is home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the Avatar.. i'll change it to the nice innocent red wig one

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello.... My name is lindsey and I'm addicted to posting nonsense in the forums

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By *danteMan
over a year ago

rhonda

Hello is this the right place if your addicted to sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello is this the right place if your addicted to sex?

No that's three doors down!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hello my names Sharon and I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi am samantha i think im in the right place

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have I missed the meeting? Is there a pottery class I can do instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I think we are all here!

So who wants to be the speaker?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm on here, because I don't know who I am!! Can anyone help me?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm on here, because I don't know who I am!! Can anyone help me?

Where's your carer? Have you checked if your name is sewn into your underpants?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Hi, my names Kevin, and I am NOT addicted to forums... Wibble.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Hello, I'm Nandish. My medulla oblongata tells me to refresh the page every hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on here, because I don't know who I am!! Can anyone help me?

Sorry your in the wrong room, down the corridor, turn left, second door on the right! Will ring them to let them know that your on the loose!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

We need a password...here's a good one...

" 'The significant owl hoots in the night,' " said the visitor, trying to wring the rainwater out of its robe.

" 'Yet many grey lords go sadly to the masterless men,' " intoned a voice on the other side of the grille.

" 'Hooray, horray for the spinster's sister's daughter,' " countered the dripping figure.

" 'To the axeman, all supplicants are the same height.' "

" 'Yet verily, the rose is within the thorn.' "

" 'The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy,' " said the voice behind the door.

There was a pause, broken only by the sound of the rain. Then the visitor said, "What?"

" 'The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy.' "

There was another, longer pause. Then the damp figure said, "Are you sure the ill-built tower doesn't tremble mightily at a butterfly's passage?"

"Nope. Bean soup it is. I'm sorry."

The rain hissed down relentlessly in the embarrassed silence.

"What about the caged whale?" said the soaking visitor, trying to squeeze into what little shelter the dread portal offered.

"What about it?"

"It should know nothing of the mighty deeps, if you must know."

"Oh, the caged whale. You want the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night. Three doors down."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm on here, because I don't know who I am!! Can anyone help me?

Where's your carer? Have you checked if your name is sewn into your underpants?"

I thought I was the only one who still did that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm on here, because I don't know who I am!! Can anyone help me?

Where's your carer? Have you checked if your name is sewn into your underpants?

I thought I was the only one who still did that "
So how many men think their name is Calvin Klein then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on here, because I don't know who I am!! Can anyone help me?

Where's your carer? Have you checked if your name is sewn into your underpants?

I thought I was the only one who still did that So how many men think their name is Calvin Klein then?

Or George!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm on here, because I don't know who I am!! Can anyone help me?

Where's your carer? Have you checked if your name is sewn into your underpants?

I thought I was the only one who still did that So how many men think their name is Calvin Klein then?

13-14 is a funny name that's why I prefer Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm ..........um.......oo look a squirrel....

Lol"

That made me pee me pants too!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I always know which way to put my knickers on cos they've got C&A written in them...(sad, age-related joke...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on here, because I don't know who I am!! Can anyone help me?

Where's your carer? Have you checked if your name is sewn into your underpants?

I thought I was the only one who still did that So how many men think their name is Calvin Klein then?

Or George!!

or Easy!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I always know which way to put my knickers on cos they've got C&A written in them...(sad, age-related joke...)

I remember that one.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I always know which way to put my knickers on cos they've got C&A written in them...(sad, age-related joke...)

About time you invested in some new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does the label in a nymphomaniac's knickers say?

NEXT!!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Hi I'm ..........um.......oo look a squirrel...."

Oi you two! Thats my line!

Hello, Im hels and I'm erm....

A secret lurker

Or am I

Where the fig am I??? Who are you all? What have you done with my nuts???

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