FabSwingers.com forum: Compulsory blowjobs

By *nto the Lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high

Any thoughts?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your husband is a wise man

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

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By *nto the Lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much."

What about one man three times?

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

Time to start running for pm

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

What about one man three times?

That would be like being married for six years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kind of sexual activity always raises the spirits

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If they've got enough hair. No good for bald men tho ........

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’d support the science behind this thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would feel like extra chores.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I think there’s some merit to the reasoning but as soon as compulsory is mentioned I’m out …I hate the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think should be seen as charity work, seeing to the wellness of men everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

What about one man three times?

That would be like being married for six years."

I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why three

Why not one, or two?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

They could have glory hole stations in places of work for this...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Nice idea

When I'm low sex isn't really on my mind at all though plus knowing it were "compulsory" would probably make me feel even worse

LvM

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

What about one man three times?

That would be like being married for six years.

I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.

In the olden days, a proliferation of public gloryholes helped this. Perhaps the government Happiness Tsar should introduce them everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

What about one man three times?

That would be like being married for six years.

I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.

In the olden days, a proliferation of public gloryholes helped this. Perhaps the government Happiness Tsar should introduce them everywhere

They probably already have them in Parliament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the old saying a bj a day keep the doctor away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to keep spirits high x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taylor swift has 500 songs about guy's leaving her and none about blow jobs..

See where I'm going with this?

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By *acker692018Man
over a year ago

Gloucster

Sounds great hope you have the same idea haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taylor swift has 500 songs about guy's leaving her and none about blow jobs..

See where I'm going with this?"

She seems so nice as well to it’s hartbarkeing she deserves to be happy

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

What about one man three times?

That would be like being married for six years.

I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.

In the olden days, a proliferation of public gloryholes helped this. Perhaps the government Happiness Tsar should introduce them everywhere

They probably already have them in Parliament.

Another case of ‘One rule for them and another for the rest of us…’

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

See where I'm going with this?"

Down hopefully. I am smiling at the thought

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Any thoughts?!

Do you think this would make an acceptable reason to claim carers allowance?

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman
over a year ago

coventry

This sounds a fabulous idea now where to find these willing recipients love to give a good blowy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to fantasize about this when younger. Still do..

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

What about one man three times?

That would be like being married for six years.

I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.

Love your humour, profile made me laugh out loud

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I used to fantasize about this when younger. Still do.. "

Have you always wanted to run for First minister or always been kinky ?

Oh hold on, they are the same thing

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Why three

Why not one, or two?"

Three is the magic number as they say.

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Why three

Why not one, or two?

Three is the magic number as they say. "

Let the fourth be with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have no problem with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you don't like blow jobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants to hire free fluffer to do the job for them emmm I am not apposed

I can get my book out and schedule your husband / other appointment time in ha ha lol

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By *luemeanie050Man
over a year ago

Poole

I agree.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Why three

Why not one, or two?"

Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have no problem with this

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By *ornyyorksMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Seems good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought blow job's were mandatory of a morning, before we were legally allowed to leave the bed???? Is it going to be reduced to 3 days a week now

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"They could have glory hole stations in places of work for this..."

Maybe put them alongside charging points for electric cars so that people don’t mind having to wait half an hour to get enough charge to drive another few miles.

Is they behind the 3 times a week idea? As that’s the number of times per week the average motorist would need to recharge?

Driving to Scotland from where j am would be fun, 3 or 4 blowjobs along the way. Cornwall would be a 2 blowjob run.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I'm in

And I don't even need to ask him to know that Bob will agree as well

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought blow job's were mandatory of a morning, before we were legally allowed to leave the bed???? Is it going to be reduced to 3 days a week now

Unions want a reduction in early morning working

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"What happens if you don't like blow jobs?"

I can see a secondary market developing, where those who don’t like being given blowjobs can sell their vouchers. I’m sure this will all be thrashed out in the white paper ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thoughts?!

What if you aren’t a husband, can us singletons demand say 1 a month from a pool of willing volunteers as a kind of mental health benefit claim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure that I would even want one that was compulsory. Kinda takes the fun out of things for me when something it added to the list of chores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought blow job's were mandatory of a morning, before we were legally allowed to leave the bed???? Is it going to be reduced to 3 days a week now

Unions want a reduction in early morning working"

Can I propose a compromise situation where the men go down on the ladies for the other 3 days and its literally a toss up for the 7th??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

What about one man three times?

That would be like being married for six years.

I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.

Love your humour, profile made me laugh out loud"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why three

Why not one, or two?

Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach

Surely that would 3.5 bj's a week

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Why three

Why not one, or two?

Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach

Surely that would 3.5 bj's a week

No. Mon, Wed,Fri.

Keeps spirits up over the week.

However, may have to change Wed to Compulsory Hump Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ..... what do women get out of this? Or is it enough that we’re improving the wellbeing of our menfolk with obligatory oral sex? Someone should send the idea off to the scriptwriters of the Handmaid’s Tale!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"I’m not sure that I would even want one that was compulsory. Kinda takes the fun out of things for me when something it added to the list of chores"

Which aspect of the word compulsory worries you?

The idea of being compelled to receive bj’s? Or the fact that someone else would be compelled give them?

This is still just a proposal and I’m sure they any concerns will be ironed out during the consultation process.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"And ..... what do women get out of this? Or is it enough that we’re improving the wellbeing of our menfolk with obligatory oral sex? Someone should send the idea off to the scriptwriters of the Handmaid’s Tale!"

I didn’t see any mention of women in the original proposal. No specifics about who is giving the blowjobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point. I assumed it fell down to us, as most stuff tends to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should run a trial and post the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good point. I assumed it fell down to us, as most stuff tends to

Well you give them so well

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By *ddaMan
over a year ago

harrogate

Regular orgasms improve everyone's mental well being so we should all be giving each other regular orgasms.

The compulsory part should be for dom/sub relationships though.

Plenty of people are willing to give oral sex readily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good point. I assumed it fell down to us, as most stuff tends to

Well you give them so well

I actually do, but that’s by the by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would benefit from having my back stroked until I fall asleep 3 times a week.

Do you think it will catch on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I would benefit from having my back stroked until I fall asleep 3 times a week.

Do you think it will catch on?

Swap for blowies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why three

Why not one, or two?

Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach

Surely that would 3.5 bj's a week

No. Mon, Wed,Fri.

Keeps spirits up over the week.

However, may have to change Wed to Compulsory Hump Day.

I'll do Hump day. The men can do all the bj's.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blimey - 3 in a year would be nice, Never mind a week.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Why three

Why not one, or two?

Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach

Surely that would 3.5 bj's a week

No. Mon, Wed,Fri.

Keeps spirits up over the week.

However, may have to change Wed to Compulsory Hump Day.

This. With the option to switch Friday for Saturday mornings

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"I think I would benefit from having my back stroked until I fall asleep 3 times a week.

Do you think it will catch on?

Only if you return the favour on alternate nights x

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

What if you haven’t had your compulsory blowjobs? How would this be monitored? And what sort of penalties would be levied for non-compliance?

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By *nto the Lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

You lot have made me smile this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot have made me smile this morning

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be a pleasure anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this should be made a law

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You lot have made me smile this morning

Ditto young lady.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"What if you haven’t had your compulsory blowjobs? How would this be monitored? And what sort of penalties would be levied for non-compliance? "

You would be allocated one or two replacement jobbers. Your back pay & accrued interest would also be calculated & added to your total

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"What if you haven’t had your compulsory blowjobs? How would this be monitored? And what sort of penalties would be levied for non-compliance?

You would be allocated one or two replacement jobbers. Your back pay & accrued interest would also be calculated & added to your total

Like unused holidays in work? Carry a few forward?

Alternatively, if they are compulsory and people are falling behind, then perhaps enforcers can be sent out to deal with offenders, like debt collectors. People hiding at home when the blowjob enforcers arrive at the door, trying to peep out the curtains to see if they fancy the enforcer or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable

Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable

Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...

Nope it’s not just you. Functional sex is just not appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable

Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...

Nope it’s not just you. Functional sex is just not appealing "

It’s more that it’s enforced! X

Fuck, got sucked in again ... pun unintended

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I sense the ridiculous in the OP and joined in. No one thinks its real.

How would you fund it for starters ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable

Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...

Nope it’s not just you. Functional sex is just not appealing

It’s more that it’s enforced! X

Fuck, got sucked in again ... pun unintended

What day of the week is it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, it’s just a joke. Totally get that. It could just be triggering for certain folks, but I understand that nobody means any harm.

Definitely off now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First day back at work today, so today would be a good start if anyone would like to oblige

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I sense the ridiculous in the OP and joined in. No one thinks its real.

How would you fund it for starters ?

Surely it’s obvious it’s tongue in cheek (or cock in cheek)!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Any thoughts?!

I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.

What about one man three times?

That would be like being married for six years.

I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.

Oh yes, now you're talking

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I sense the ridiculous in the OP and joined in. No one thinks its real.

How would you fund it for starters ?

Surely it’s obvious it’s tongue in cheek (or cock in cheek)!

Open wide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a great idea bravo to the man ...lol. Who came up with it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I sense the ridiculous in the OP and joined in. No one thinks its real.

How would you fund it for starters ?

Surely it’s obvious it’s tongue in cheek (or cock in cheek)!

Open wide.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"This is a great idea bravo to the man ...lol. Who came up with it

Same bloke who came up with the cure for sore throats me reckons

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By *nto the Lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I know, it’s just a joke. Totally get that. It could just be triggering for certain folks, but I understand that nobody means any harm.

Definitely off now

Apologies for causing you discomfort, I can see how that would be an issue for some people, I don’t think it occurred to me that compulsory may insinuate non-consensual. Definitely no harm intended (and lesson learnt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a sloppy blowjob a man needs one regular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a great idea bravo to the man ...lol. Who came up with it

Same bloke who came up with the cure for sore throats me reckons"

You can't argue with the science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy with a weekly wank from someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, it’s just a joke. Totally get that. It could just be triggering for certain folks, but I understand that nobody means any harm.

Definitely off now

xxx

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

That would be like being married for six years."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable

Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...

Black humour. X

That's why I suggested the men should have to suck each other.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Any thoughts?!

I like the way he’s thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought blow job's were mandatory of a morning, before we were legally allowed to leave the bed???? Is it going to be reduced to 3 days a week now

Unions want a reduction in early morning working

Can I propose a compromise situation where the men go down on the ladies for the other 3 days and its literally a toss up for the 7th??"

For all the ladies, I did suggest parity about 2 hours ago!!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable

Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...

Black humour. X

That's why I suggested the men should have to suck each other.

Pfffft.

That's you off my Christmas card list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable

Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...

Black humour. X

That's why I suggested the men should have to suck each other.

Pfffft.

That's you off my Christmas card list.

Hey you can suck all the cocks you like.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable

Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...

Black humour. X

That's why I suggested the men should have to suck each other.

Pfffft.

That's you off my Christmas card list.

Hey you can suck all the cocks you like.

You're all heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear God no

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