FabSwingers.com forum: Grapes are the best fruit in the galaxy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't even at me!

And it's green grapes I'm talking about.

Perfect fruit for any weather or time of day!

I would say a granny Smith apple might be second though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red grapes are the best grapes. Sweet juicy red grapes. I always wanted to try the candy floss grapes but could never find them.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like bananas

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Grapes and blue cheese is nice.

Right now though I would say vine ripened baby tomatoes are the best fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clementines are clearly the superior fruit and I will deck anyone who says otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the red and black grapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red grapes are the best grapes. Sweet juicy red grapes. I always wanted to try the candy floss grapes but could never find them."

You're wrong, but you're hot so I'm not 100% mad. Only like 70%

Willing to drop it down to 65% for booty pic with my name Sharpied on left arse cheek.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clementines are clearly the superior fruit and I will deck anyone who says otherwise "

They're like not even an orange, it's like they had no aspirations to grow big and juicy so decided, fuck it I'm staying small.

Not an acceptable argument.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

A tender juicy peach is hard to beat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red grapes are the best grapes. Sweet juicy red grapes. I always wanted to try the candy floss grapes but could never find them."

I tried them … they were weirdly perfumey

It’s blueberries for me

or a really deep deep red apple like a Spartan x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The best grapes are the red don't just take my word for this but even Google would agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red grapes are the best grapes. Sweet juicy red grapes. I always wanted to try the candy floss grapes but could never find them.

I tried them … they were weirdly perfumey

It’s blueberries for me

or a really deep deep red apple like a Spartan x"

Blueberries are also not an acceptable answer. If you want them to compete it has to at least be a Bilberry, which is a far superior Blueberry.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Getting 12 grapes in your gob on NYE is quite a difficult thing.....

.....Sorry, what was the question?!

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Im sorry but strawberries are the candy of the fruit world

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Frozen grapes

Frozen cotton candy grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clementines are clearly the superior fruit and I will deck anyone who says otherwise "
blueberries taste good and are high in antioxidants so they piss all over your clementines lol...let the beating begin ??

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Nah the TKP2245 fruit that was discovered on Uranus are far superior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clementines are clearly the superior fruit and I will deck anyone who says otherwise blueberries taste good and are high in antioxidants so they piss all over your clementines lol...let the beating begin ??"

Another blueberry fan … ner ner you’re outnumbered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sorry but strawberries are the candy of the fruit world"

Ooo strawberries though … gawd I’m fickle

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Red grapes are the best grapes. Sweet juicy red grapes. I always wanted to try the candy floss grapes but could never find them."

Can confirm you've not missed much with the candy floss grapes - did nothing for me!

Well done for heaping well deserved praise on the humble grape, OP (red obviously better, but hey...), but we all know watermelon is scientifically proven to be world's greatest fruit.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Bothwell

Mackintosh red apples are out of this world but impossible to get hold of. Grapes are okay in liquid form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah the TKP2245 fruit that was discovered on Uranus are far superior. "

… you discovered fruit on youranus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red grapes are the best grapes. Sweet juicy red grapes. I always wanted to try the candy floss grapes but could never find them.

You're wrong, but you're hot so I'm not 100% mad. Only like 70%

Willing to drop it down to 65% for booty pic with my name Sharpied on left arse cheek."

I will use a high quality permanent marker so your name is on my ass forever because I hate to see you 70% mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting 12 grapes in your gob on NYE is quite a difficult thing.....

.....Sorry, what was the question?! "

Paaaaahaha I can do that with malteasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit disappointed now reading the comments about the candy floss grapes. I always thought they would be top tier of all grapes.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

No its not......give me two big juicy melons any day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No its not......give me two big juicy melons any day x"

Ewwww!!!

How did you even get past security and Captcha check with that vile fruit.

Melons are a bottom tier melons even a cantaloupe beats it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah the TKP2245 fruit that was discovered on Uranus are far superior. "
you mean piles ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Getting 12 grapes in your gob on NYE is quite a difficult thing.....

.....Sorry, what was the question?!

Paaaaahaha I can do that with malteasers

Might try that next NYE

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

"I like bananas

"
I never knew

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Fermented grapes please

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

In a universe without olives you may be right.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

This is so flawed!

There are soooo much better fruits out there in other parts of the galaxy, you just haven't tried them yet.

Gbat

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

Melons are the healthier fruit i believe.. just watched it on a health programme.

Also chia seeds will stop you wanting to eat so much.

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Have you even tried watermelon… top tier fruit … and you can wack spirits in there and make them alcoholic !!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Have you even tried watermelon… top tier fruit … and you can wack spirits in there and make them alcoholic !! "

I was just about to type that!

Grapes and melons... Awsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun warmed perfectly ripe raspberries for me.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Has the OP traversed our galaxy? What other wonderful fruits are out their?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Have you ever tried ooboos from the planet Tharg? They are pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun warmed perfectly ripe raspberries for me. "

Now that made my mouth water … how perfectly put. Do you write the M&S food adverts too?

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

"Frozen grapes

oh got to try that

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oooo I do love grapes but red grapes yum yum!!

But oooooo mango please as my favourite! Extra yum! Though Granny Smith is my fav type of apple, cut up makes it taste even better weirdly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas are my favourite.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Bananas are my favourite."

..... Alrighty then.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Fruit salad.

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By *oves2please2021Man
over a year ago

cardiff

"Red grapes are the best grapes. Sweet juicy red grapes. I always wanted to try the candy floss grapes but could never find them."

I tried the candy floss grapes tbh it’s a marketing ploy…. There just sweet grapes you wouldn’t know any difference. I was unimpressed to say the least

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Anyone tried durian?

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