FabSwingers.com forum: Can All Men Be Milked

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

No, not as in the immortal words of Robert De Niro "I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?".

In the interest of balance (and a Sydney University study) after all of the squirting threads, and with a prompt from Frida, is it possible for all men to be milked via the prostate?

LvM

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Let me have a rummage of my bummage and I’ll get back to you….

(In the interests of scientific advancement, obviously…)

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Udderly ridiculous question…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stops sipping my actimel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got 3 nipples, will I produce more milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: No milk but I do have stinky fingers….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about milked, but I can squirt for England

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Udderly ridiculous question…"

So is that a yes?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you offering Lorenzo?

Honestly, I have no idea.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Update: No milk but I do have stinky fingers…."

Just wipe them off in someone else's

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Are you offering Lorenzo?

Honestly, I have no idea.

Mr"

I'll milk you, you milk me?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno about milked, but I can squirt for England

It’s only wee, but have you tried peeing with a lob on?

(Course you have, you’re a man…(or rather, you were a boy…)…)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you offering Lorenzo?

Honestly, I have no idea.

I'll milk you, you milk me?

LvM"

Deal.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"*stops sipping my actimel

Need a refill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a whirl on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milking men always ruins dairy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I settle for a shake instead?..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno about milked, but I can squirt for England

It’s only wee, but have you tried peeing with a lob on?

(Course you have, you’re a man…(or rather, you were a boy…)…)"

This is the second time in 24 hours I've noticed someone stating that LvM is a man.

I'm now concerned. Was there doubt over this fact? Have people been wondering?

Should we be wondering?

Because I'm pretty certain LvM is a man...... but I may need proof now. In the interest of the search for the truth.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Udderly ridiculous question…"

Yet the opposite question is asked almost daily

For reference, and based entirely on solid scientific principles, I can conclude that........ NAH! It's just dudes peeing their pants

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll give it a whirl on you?

For science, of course

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Can I settle for a shake instead?..

I mean... I can shake your prostate if you prefer

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Milking men always ruins dairy for me

But the cheese is delicious

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno about milked, but I can squirt for England

It’s only wee, but have you tried peeing with a lob on?

(Course you have, you’re a man…(or rather, you were a boy…)…)

This is the second time in 24 hours I've noticed someone stating that LvM is a man.

I'm now concerned. Was there doubt over this fact? Have people been wondering?

Should we be wondering?

Because I'm pretty certain LvM is a man...... but I may need proof now. In the interest of the search for the truth."

I also wouldn't mind seeing proof

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Dunno about milked, but I can squirt for England

It’s only wee, but have you tried peeing with a lob on?

(Course you have, you’re a man…(or rather, you were a boy…)…)

This is the second time in 24 hours I've noticed someone stating that LvM is a man.

I'm now concerned. Was there doubt over this fact? Have people been wondering?

Should we be wondering?

Because I'm pretty certain LvM is a man...... but I may need proof now. In the interest of the search for the truth."

Sorry Posh, it's because I keep tucking

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milking men always ruins dairy for me

But the cheese is delicious

LvM"

Noooo dont take my cheese

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno about milked, but I can squirt for England

It’s only wee, but have you tried peeing with a lob on?

(Course you have, you’re a man…(or rather, you were a boy…)…)

This is the second time in 24 hours I've noticed someone stating that LvM is a man.

I'm now concerned. Was there doubt over this fact? Have people been wondering?

Should we be wondering?

Because I'm pretty certain LvM is a man...... but I may need proof now. In the interest of the search for the truth.

Sorry Posh, it's because I keep tucking

LvM"

Hmmmmm.

Stop it please. I need your maleness to be in no doubt. Else it ruins my alone time

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm no Professor of male anatomy but I've watched lots of milking porn.

All you need is a big dildo or long fingers with long fingernails and he'll be flowing like a dairy cow who forgot to go to milking for a week.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I also wouldn't mind seeing proof

Proof is now public to put this to bed once and for all

Now can we please return to this important research?

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

More importantly will there be enough to splash into a bowl of cocopops for my breakfast?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"More importantly will there be enough to splash into a bowl of cocopops for my breakfast?

I believe this is why bukkake was invented. Though originally it was cornflakes and not a woman.

LvM

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"I'm no Professor of male anatomy but I've watched lots of milking porn.

All you need is a big dildo or long fingers with long fingernails and he'll be flowing like a dairy cow who forgot to go to milking for a week. "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I also wouldn't mind seeing proof

Proof is now public to put this to bed once and for all

Now can we please return to this important research?

LvM"

Sorry for hijacking. I'm a bad woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also wouldn't mind seeing proof

Proof is now public to put this to bed once and for all

Now can we please return to this important research?

LvM"

I just had to go check ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proof denies faith and without faith we are nothing …

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

My finger's stuck, I went in dry

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By *osineCouple
over a year ago

Weston-Super-Mare

Any man that has been brave enough to try it from me has been suitably milked

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Any man that has been brave enough to try it from me has been suitably milked"

Never been milked!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I have a straw. Where do I find this "milk"?! And is it suitable for those with lactose intolerance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*stops sipping my actimel

Need a refill? "

Are you a good aim it’s really little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My finger's stuck, I went in dry"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only two fingers have reached my prostate and they were both medically qualified. I can't imagine the experience being pleasant in any way..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Only two fingers have reached my prostate and they were both medically qualified. I can't imagine the experience being pleasant in any way.."

Try it with a fluffy finger puppet

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I have a straw. Where do I find this "milk"?! And is it suitable for those with lactose intolerance?

Waa

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

But I've got a special technique that works every time

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"But I've got a special technique that works every time

Keep away from my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm involved with my big juicy milking machine then yes it's always possible. If you don't believe me bend over and let me stick my little finger in your bumhole whilst I wank your shaft with my Marigold gloved hand

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have a straw. Where do I find this "milk"?! And is it suitable for those with lactose intolerance?

Good point

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Being serious for a while, I once massaged a man's prostate as he wanted to see if he could be milked.

He was writhing on the bed, grabbing the sheets and screamed at me to stop as he couldn't take it.

He enjoyed it though, but couldn't get to the milk flowing part.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"But I've got a special technique that works every time

Keep away from my bum

Party pooper

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Yes. All men can be milked, but the more relevant question is do they deserve to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*stops sipping my actimel

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Only two fingers have reached my prostate and they were both medically qualified. I can't imagine the experience being pleasant in any way.."

Quite a few men have enjoyed a little prostate massage from me. Apparently it makes an orgasm more intense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was not expecting you to start a thread like this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"But I've got a special technique that works every time

Keep away from my bum

Party pooper

If you start sticking your fingers up my bum I'll make sure I'm one

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Being serious for a while, I once massaged a man's prostate as he wanted to see if he could be milked.

He was writhing on the bed, grabbing the sheets and screamed at me to stop as he couldn't take it.

He enjoyed it though, but couldn't get to the milk flowing part.

Did he find it a really intense thing? Did he do it again?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"If I'm involved with my big juicy milking machine then yes it's always possible. If you don't believe me bend over and let me stick my little finger in your bumhole whilst I wank your shaft with my Marigold gloved hand "

I love it when you talk clinical

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Yes. All men can be milked, but the more relevant question is do they deserve to be?"

Interesting philosophy

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone willing to have prostate pumping from a five finger knuckle shuffle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone willing to have prostate pumping from a five finger knuckle shuffle?

Oh you sweet talker.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

This man can

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