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Sharks are taking over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These monsters are taking over, and so they should, they devour things with ease and make a good Jo of it.

Dyson would be mad!

What's your latest purchase or gift that made life easier or performs better than a previous?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has EssexTom changed his username?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has EssexTom changed his username? "

I wondered the same. (shark)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The vaxes are fighting back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried a Shark & useless, non hair wrap roller had hair wrapped round it within minutes & the suction wasn't all that. I was offered & tried a same make different model & still not happy. Spent the extra money & got myself another Dyson, very happy!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

(vax)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the Dyson hand held was dreadful

I bought a Bosch one for a third of the price which works way better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hooks. Very simple, but hooks to hang up all the dog leads/harnesses/poo bags/treat bag. It was all originally cluttered over a couple of hooks and frustrating getting the right stuff needed for the different walks we go on.

One thing on each hook, so much easier (easily pleased)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Bissell carpet cleaner (which broke) So hired a Rug Doctor pro (blue one) and it was way better highly recommend it

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

My G-tech is fabulous.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m thinking of getting a Shark after hearing so many good reviews.

Henry will doubtless be mightily peeved at my treachery however.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m thinking of getting a Shark after hearing so many good reviews.

Henry will doubtless be mightily peeved at my treachery however."

Henry is a little twat, who likes to fall in his head too much, tell him to fuck off.

Sharks rule

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m thinking of getting a Shark after hearing so many good reviews.

Henry will doubtless be mightily peeved at my treachery however.

Henry is a little twat, who likes to fall in his head too much, tell him to fuck off.

Sharks rule "

I was thinking something along these very lines earlier (after he toppled arse over head after getting wedged against my door!) Three wheels is a bad design on the old chap. I demand Henry quads pronto!

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

I'm thinking of replacing Henry (well sideways promotion to workshop vac) I just need to build a workshop first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean"

Dysentery pile of shite!

Obviously Dyson was autocorrected

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean

Dysentery pile of shite!

Obviously Dyson was autocorrected "

I actually searched for the Dysentery make to after your recommendation

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Has EssexTom changed his username? "

If he has, he's also got himself a gorgeous partner, become super toned and bought in a great photographer!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean

Dysentery pile of shite!

Obviously Dyson was autocorrected

I actually searched for the Dysentery make to after your recommendation "

Thank you for making me LMAO!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean

Dysentery pile of shite!

Obviously Dyson was autocorrected "

Is that one that shamPOOS the carpet with a watery substance?!

*My vom emoji was originally autocorrected to Avon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean

Dysentery pile of shite!

Obviously Dyson was autocorrected

Is that one that shamPOOS the carpet with a watery substance?!

*My vom emoji was originally autocorrected to Avon "

Like the guy who looked up a “dystentry” hoover…. I actually found ads for them hahaha I love a good toilet joke

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By *wislandMan
over a year ago

Newquay


"Has EssexTom changed his username?

I wondered the same. (shark)"

Me too! I was quite surprised that our Tom wasn't the author of this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Team Shark. I even treated myself to the steam mop

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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My mum has a shark, I hate it with a passion.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My mum has a shark, I hate it with a passion."

Great white or something more indoor friendly?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Team Shark. I even treated myself to the steam mop"

That's my latest purchase. And it's so much better than what I had before.

Which came in rather handy after a bag of flour split all over the kitchen today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean

Dysentery pile of shite!

Obviously Dyson was autocorrected "

Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gtech Air ram fan here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum has a shark, I hate it with a passion.

Great white or something more indoor friendly?! "

Hopefully not a hammerhead either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can look forward to verifications now changing to 'sucks like a Shark'.

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I used to have a goblin but it gave up sucking so I got a vax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks are so heavy and clumsy though arent they. Unless I was using an older designed one I wasnt impressed, you would get one arm like popeye shoving the thing around. I did like the light on it though, you feel like a tractor getting in a late summer harvest of dust. Ive only just upgraded to a Henry, and are still in a love affair with him, you can yank him about by his tubes and he follows at your heels willingly, as long as you have no corners that is. I havnt sworn at him barely at all so he must be good.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sharks are so heavy and clumsy though arent they. Unless I was using an older designed one I wasnt impressed, you would get one arm like popeye shoving the thing around. I did like the light on it though, you feel like a tractor getting in a late summer harvest of dust. Ive only just upgraded to a Henry, and are still in a love affair with him, you can yank him about by his tubes and he follows at your heels willingly, as long as you have no corners that is. I havnt sworn at him barely at all so he must be good. "

I have such a wonderful vision in my mind

My Grandparents had an original Hoover from the beginning of Time. It weighed an actual ton, I'm sure and it blasted your eardrums to shreds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sharks are so heavy and clumsy though arent they. Unless I was using an older designed one I wasnt impressed, you would get one arm like popeye shoving the thing around. I did like the light on it though, you feel like a tractor getting in a late summer harvest of dust. Ive only just upgraded to a Henry, and are still in a love affair with him, you can yank him about by his tubes and he follows at your heels willingly, as long as you have no corners that is. I havnt sworn at him barely at all so he must be good.

I have such a wonderful vision in my mind

My Grandparents had an original Hoover from the beginning of Time. It weighed an actual ton, I'm sure and it blasted your eardrums to shreds "

And they never suck properly do they these uprights, all that sweating for nothing

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