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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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An animal fact to be more specific

Bonus points if the animal is small and cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A group of otters on the land can go by the name of ‘a romp’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins are monogamous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can throw an ant from the eiffel tower and it would still survive, also unharmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish drown in custard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can throw an ant from the eiffel tower and it would still survive, also unharmed "

But you shouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish drown in custard.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can throw an ant from the eiffel tower and it would still survive, also unharmed

But you shouldn’t "

Depends if it owes you money or not

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Cats don't actually have 9 lives.

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Piglets always feed from the same teat

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"You can throw an ant from the eiffel tower and it would still survive, also unharmed "

Yep I’ve done this frequently and after searching for about 5 days I always find it alive at the bottom

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Stallions are on and off within about 20 seconds and then need 4 hours to recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs can’t look up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse's tail is just a fly swot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can throw an ant from the eiffel tower and it would still survive, also unharmed

Yep I’ve done this frequently and after searching for about 5 days I always find it alive at the bottom"

You ain't doing it frequently enough, gotta get the hours in lad

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley


"Dogs can’t look up "

WOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fastest animal in the World, is the Peregrine Falcon which can reach speeds of up to 242 MPH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes can lick their ears...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Fish drown in custard.. "

Do we want to know how you found that out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans drectly evolve from chips and monkey and apes

There’s a muscle in the forearm / wrist that isn’t any use some humans don’t have it some do

Only other species on this planet that has it is chips monkeys and apes

It’s called The palmaris longus

For people who still have it we are closer and less evolved that people who don’t to or chimp monkeys and ape ancestors than people who don’t have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blue Whales tongue can weigh as much as elephant

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"You can throw an ant from the eiffel tower and it would still survive, also unharmed

Yep I’ve done this frequently and after searching for about 5 days I always find it alive at the bottom

You ain't doing it frequently enough, gotta get the hours in lad"

Ok lad

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Some house mice only live a year whereas others live several fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamsters hibernate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A human will never out swim a shark and a shark will never outrun a human

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

The oldest animal thought to still be alive is Jonathan a Seychelles giant Tortoise who is 189 years old.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Elephant shit is bigger than mouse shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans drectly evolve from chips and monkey and apes

There’s a muscle in the forearm / wrist that isn’t any use some humans don’t have it some do

Only other species on this planet that has it is chips monkeys and apes

It’s called The palmaris longus

For people who still have it we are closer and less evolved that people who don’t to or chimp monkeys and ape ancestors than people who don’t have it

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I understand it’s meant chimps but I’ve laughed so hard imagining myself evolving from a fat steak CHIP

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Giant manta and remora have a mutualistic relationship , I think we could learn a lot from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sand cat is solitary, except during the mating season and when a female has kittens. It makes loud, high-pitched and short rasping sounds, especially when seeking a mate. Its vocalizations are similar to those of the domestic cat. It communicates by urine spraying and using scent and scratch marks. It buries its feces and covers it with sand.[

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Koala fingerprints are so close to humans' that they could taint crime scenes.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Giraffes don't know sharks exist..

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Hedgehogs some times come out of hibernation to feed and also some times change nests.

Squirrels have a valve at the base of their tail so that when they are warm they open it to keep cool and close it to keep warm.

A Songthrush mimic's the sounds that it hears..I have heard them do a Emergency siren sound, a wolf whistle too, and if you whistle they will copy your whistle back to you...this I have tried...

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I'm loving all these facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogs can’t look up

WOW"

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llamas are bigger than frogs

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

No bunnies were harmed in the making of Watership Down

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Wombats poop cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Whales are immensely heavy.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Penguins are monogamous "

One in ten Adélie penguins is unfaithful. With Humboldt penguins, it's one in three.

Female penguins have also been observed participating in sex work. They will have sex with males who are not their mate in return for extra pebbles with which to reinforce their nests.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Giraffes don't know sharks exist.. "

But they do know crocodiles exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penguins are monogamous

One in ten Adélie penguins is unfaithful. With Humboldt penguins, it's one in three.

Female penguins have also been observed participating in sex work. They will have sex with males who are not their mate in return for extra pebbles with which to reinforce their nests. "

Ok 90% of Adélie penguins are monogamous

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"A horse's tail is just a fly swot "

No a Horses tail can tell us how they are feeling...So a relaxed lowered tail means the Horse is relaxed, a raised tail means excitement, a clamped down tail means nervous or stressed and a swishing around tail means the Horse is either getting rid of flies or is agitated and about to kick or buck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crows play practical jokes on each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish drown in custard.. "

And in sick as proven on my 18th birthday when I didn’t make it to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pablo Escobar is the reason there is between 80-120 hippos living in Columbia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little double flap of skin at the base of a cat's ear is called "Henry's pocket".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The highest recorded jump by a pig is 27 inches

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

1. Male Alligators Have Permanent Erections. ...

2. Female Kangaroos Have Three Vaginas. ...

3. Antechinus Males Copulate Themselves to Death. ...

4. Flatworms Fence With Their Sex Organs. ...

5. Male Porcupines Urinate on Females Before Sex. ...

6. Barnacles Have Enormous Penises.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Giraffes don't know sharks exist.. "

Course they do...that's why you don't see them swimming in the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats only have 9 vertebrates

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Giraffes dont make noises

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The highest recorded jump by a pig is 27 inches"

I almost didn't believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest recorded jump by a pig is 27 inches

I almost didn't believe you "

I rarely lie

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A giraffe can't lick it's own neck. Neither can I to be fair..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some snakes have hips

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Some snakes have hips "

I'm curious..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheetahs are one big ‘keep it in the family’

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Cows can walk up a flight of stairs, but not down.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An animal fact to be more specific

Bonus points if the animal is small and cute "

For a squirrel to die by falling it would have to fall approx 4800 miles

This is because a squirrel can survive falling at terminal velocity so it would take approximately 4800 miles for it to starve to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clown fish are born asexual… the biggest then develops as the female sex.. typical!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A human will never out swim a shark and a shark will never outrun a human "

So what you're saying is it's all down to the cycling in a triathlon against a shark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penguins are monogamous

One in ten Adélie penguins is unfaithful. With Humboldt penguins, it's one in three.

Female penguins have also been observed participating in sex work. They will have sex with males who are not their mate in return for extra pebbles with which to reinforce their nests. "

Grass! That's the last time a lady penguin pumps you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An animal fact to be more specific

Bonus points if the animal is small and cute

For a squirrel to die by falling it would have to fall approx 4800 miles

This is because a squirrel can survive falling at terminal velocity so it would take approximately 4800 miles for it to starve to death"

Squirrels are also completely useless to eat - they are far more hassle than they are worth. Loads of little bones and very little meat. Stick to crocodile, horse, venison or rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Male Alligators Have Permanent Erections. ...

2. Female Kangaroos Have Three Vaginas. ...

3. Antechinus Males Copulate Themselves to Death. ...

4. Flatworms Fence With Their Sex Organs. ...

5. Male Porcupines Urinate on Females Before Sex. ...

6. Barnacles Have Enormous Penises.

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Think we need to get some female kangaroos on here to deal with all the guys on the "Why can't I get a burd on Fab" threads.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A squirrel can hang upside down for 28 hrs before dying well, at least that's a rough estimate of how long the one who got trapped on our bird feeder lasted over the weekend..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dolphins are the only other mammal who have sex for pleasure in addition to procreation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some snakes have hips

I'm curious..? "

Pythons and boa constrictors have hips left over when snake had legs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clown fish are born asexual… the biggest then develops as the female sex.. typical!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otters and beavers sleep hand in hand so they don’t drift apart in the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dolphins are the only other mammal who have sex for pleasure in addition to procreation."

And pigs…

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By *asiKhanMan
over a year ago

luton

rats and mice are actually ticklish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs’ orgasms last for 30 minutes

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Horses can't throw up.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Slipper limpets live in stacks with a male on the top and females underneath. They are all born as male, and when a new male joins the top of the stack, the previous top male becomes female.

This makes them "sequential hermaphrodite".

Also, the stack has gaps between the shells to let them all feed - when you touch the stack, they all react by clamping down on the others - it's really funny to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant have only two knees xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *alentedfMan
over a year ago

Near Newbury

40% of Koalas bears carry chlamydia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"40% of Koalas bears carry chlamydia"

Did you learn that the hard way or from a book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthropomorphism, in simple terms is the word used to describe when we treat animals as humans and not as animals.

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By *unfirst1000Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Male seashores are the ones that gives birth to the babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more chickens in this world than there are humans

If a female foxes partner dies she will look for another partner straight away but if a male foxes partner dies he will stay lone till he dies

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By *alentedfMan
over a year ago

Near Newbury


"40% of Koalas bears carry chlamydia

Did you learn that the hard way or from a book? "

No koalas were harmed in my research.

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet


"A human will never out swim a shark and a shark will never outrun a human "

And a shark will only attack if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facts are only facts until superceded by new facts!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Sharks have been on Earth longer than trees

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Koalas all have conjunctivitis and chlamidiya

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet


"Elephant have only two knees xx "

Well the other two are elbows

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Sloths come down from their trees once a week to have a poo.

Only one poo a week - and it's a Big One!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sloths come down from their trees once a week to have a poo.

Only one poo a week - and it's a Big One!"

Why can’t they poo up there? Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mice breed every 6 weeks all year round.

Tortoiseshell cats are almost always female. Only 1 in 3,000 are males, making male Tortie’s incredibly rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sloths come down from their trees once a week to have a poo.

Only one poo a week - and it's a Big One!

Why can’t they poo up there? Weird "

Because they might tread in it?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Polar bears have black skin.

A tigers stripes are also on the skin not just the fur.

An ostrich eye is bigger than an ostrich brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephant have only two knees xx "

Elephants are the only animal to have 4 knees

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

The Lake Duck can have a penis nearly 85% the length of its own body

Honey Badger’s skin is thick and loose so if bitten it can turn and bite it’s sucker without ripping their skin

Birds and insects can see colours the human eye has never experienced.

A dog’s mouth IS NOT cleaner than a human’s

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat (is horny) and cannot find a mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cats only have 9 vertebrates "

Actually they have 30 and no collar bone

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Penguins have no knees

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

A group of owls is called a parliment

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire


"Sloths come down from their trees once a week to have a poo.

Only one poo a week - and it's a Big One!

Why can’t they poo up there? Weird "

Guess they'd fall off, as it’s the only time they have to stand upright. A sloth can lose one-third of its body weight from pooping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first formal theory of the design of self-reproducing machines was developed by John von Neumann in the late 1940s.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Elephants can’t jump

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"A human will never out swim a shark and a shark will never outrun a human "

So in a triathlon, it’s all down to who can cycle fastest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put a baby shark in a fish tank it would only grow to the size of the tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can throw an ant from the eiffel tower and it would still survive, also unharmed

Yep I’ve done this frequently and after searching for about 5 days I always find it alive at the bottom"

We have one return every year with his family , we call him Adam

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester


"Giraffes can lick their ears..."

Not sure why, but I had to read that twice

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By *aughtiness69Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

The human anus can stretch to 7 inches without taking damage.

A racoon can squeeze in a gap of 3.5 inches.

Meaning you can take this fact with two racoons up your arse.

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

An octopus only lies a year and dies after breeding

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal


"The human anus can stretch to 7 inches without taking damage.

A racoon can squeeze in a gap of 3.5 inches.

Meaning you can take this fact with two racoons up your arse. "

My goodness

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Here are four connected historical facts that really amuse me:

- More time elapsed between the construction of the pyramids and the birth of Cleopatra (roughly 2,400 years) than between the birth of Cleopatra and now (only 2,088 years).

- The Great Pyramid at Giza was the tallest building on Earth for 3,897 years. In 1311, it lost the title to Lincoln Cathedral.

- Lincoln Cathedral was the tallest building on Earth for only 238 years, after which its original spire collapsed.

- While no longer the tallest building that *currently* existed, Lincoln Cathedral remained the tallest structure that had *ever* existed until it was finally surpassed by Ulm Minster in 1890, 579 years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put a baby shark in a fish tank it would only grow to the size of the tank"

That’s true of all fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you leave a jack Russell puppy for 4 hours on its own it can dig a hole in your carpet grab a thread and then proceed to keep running up and down your hall way pulling it until a strip about 2 inches wide appears the full length of your hall

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"If you leave a jack Russell puppy for 4 hours on its own it can dig a hole in your carpet grab a thread and then proceed to keep running up and down your hall way pulling it until a strip about 2 inches wide appears the full length of your hall "

I am in stitches with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they are laying on their backs?

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Female midges have a penis and the males have a vagina

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason you never find a Great white shark in an aquarium is because they can’t cope with corners and will die after about 6 months. A juvenile GWS was caught and kept in an aquarium for 6 months then released, it still died. Moral of the story is don’t put big fish in small tanks

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"If you leave a jack Russell puppy for 4 hours on its own it can dig a hole in your carpet grab a thread and then proceed to keep running up and down your hall way pulling it until a strip about 2 inches wide appears the full length of your hall "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A human will never out swim a shark and a shark will never outrun a human

So what you're saying is it's all down to the cycling in a triathlon against a shark?"

Genius! I salute you.

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

Elephants dont eat penguins.

They cant get the wrappers off.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Some cats have 2 homes. A night time/food one and another for a social visit/sleep. I've a cat that's been visiting for nearly 5 years. I do not feed her so she probably likes the peace and quiet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some cats have 2 homes. A night time/food one and another for a social visit/sleep. I've a cat that's been visiting for nearly 5 years. I do not feed her so she probably likes the peace and quiet!"

My hairdresser's cat used to disappear for a day or too and come back reeking of aftershave. Turned out she would occasionally stay with a guy a few doors down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The night sky will someday be completely black

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

A penguin mates for life, and when a male chooses his mate he presents her with the best pebble he can find

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A penguin mates for life, and when a male chooses his mate he presents her with the best pebble he can find "

Aw that’s just too sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys on here never want to just chat

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"A penguin mates for life, and when a male chooses his mate he presents her with the best pebble he can find "

What makes it the best I wonder

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Seagulls are Rats with wings.

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering

Hedgehogs have very carefully sex

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Sand on beaches is fish poo

We are all conceived as girls and something added later for males. Hence the nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An animal fact to be more specific

Bonus points if the animal is small and cute "

A whales penis is called a dork. A blue whale has a 5m long dork…

Not small and cute though….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Scottish mountain hare devours it's own droppings.

Nibbling there poo gives them a second chance to take in nutrients they missed first time round.

They change colour aswell, brown/white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dikdiks are the smallest antilopes. I’ve seen them in real life and they are so cute and teeny even as adults x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Pangolins, sometimes known as scaly anteaters, are mammals of the order Pholidota. Their scales are made of keratin. So it's like holding a giant finger nail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't know where eels come from or how they reproduce

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By *hebirdsMan
over a year ago

Haddington

A convicted murderer was executed by guillotine in France in 1977.

The Hubble telescope has seen a star 9 billion light years away. If the telelscope was there looking at earth it would see a blank space.

You produce enough saliva to fill 2 baths a year.

In 1906 the Bronx Zoo had a black man caged as an exhibit.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Dolphins are the only other mammal who have sex for pleasure in addition to procreation.

And pigs…"

And bonobos are constantly at it

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