FabSwingers.com forum: confess a daft secret..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When there are sheep in the field out the back of my grandparent house.. i feel its morally wrong to eat lamb for sunday dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there are sheep in the field out the back of my grandparent house.. i feel its morally wrong to eat lamb for sunday dinner

its ok lamb doesnt come from sheep it comes from the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like wearing mens underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kiss my mobile phone after speaking with my daughter on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kiss my mobile phone after speaking with my daughter on it. "

Aww that's not daft, that's sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the most handsome bloke on here

You did say daft didnt you?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I always have to get the last word in even if im whispering it in another room out of earshot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kiss my mobile phone after speaking with my daughter on it. "

awwww thats well nice.

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

Sometimes I imagine I have a brain....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When there are sheep in the field out the back of my grandparent house.. i feel its morally wrong to eat lamb for sunday dinner

Is that because, you have also spotted, a certain fellow forumite in the same field?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When there are sheep in the field out the back of my grandparent house.. i feel its morally wrong to eat lamb for sunday dinner

its ok lamb doesnt come from sheep it comes from the supermarket

i just wonder if im eating one of their family members or if they know how good they smell when beung cooked. i also feel bad for tucking into a lamb dunday dinner a few weeks after the sheep get moved as im wondering if im eating one of them.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Being*

Sunday*

Stupid phone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scared of pidgeons!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm scared of pidgeons!

oh you keep getting better lol

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By *ickey and MinnieCouple
over a year ago

South of Bath

Count von Count from Sesame Street used to scare the shit out of me when I was little - Mickey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a man really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i may have hots for obi , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm scared of pidgeons!

Are they like pigeons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a man really

pssstt so am i

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

"I'm a man really

lol, I'll bet half of you is!!! mwah, xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont eat alot of meat only live on the bone , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count von Count from Sesame Street used to scare the shit out of me when I was little - Mickey

I've saved all my kids baby teeth in two pots - but the labels fell off last week and I just used guess work to stick them back on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am left hander ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can do it no handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am left hander .. "

That's a bit sinister...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am left hander ..

That's a bit sinister..."
well i am not that good right hand , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am left hander ..

That's a bit sinister... well i am not that good right hand , lol"

I'm a double hander!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like falling, out of planes preferably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am left hander ..

That's a bit sinister... well i am not that good right hand , lol

I'm a double hander!!!

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well that can be very handy , lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have a phobia of baked beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am good a diving . and passed alot of tested even with my crap wrighting , as most was tick the box , lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"I'm scared of pidgeons!

dont blame u ..one landed on my head last week and stole my mcmuffin out of my hand !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm scared of pidgeons!

dont blame u ..one landed on my head last week and stole my mcmuffin out of my hand !"

No way ! That is a shooting offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't leave the volume of the tv or car stereo on an odd number

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I always use 3 smileys when my post warrants a smiley unless im on my phone when occasionally i use 1 only cos of my fat fingers

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I always use 3 smileys when my post warrants a smiley unless im on my phone when occasionally i use 1 only cos of my fat fingers

Technical term Caz is sausages

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When I enter a crowded room I play a drum roll in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like crunching and eating roasted coffee beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't put a right footed sock on my left foot and vice versa

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can't put a right footed sock on my left foot and vice versa"

I have never seen foot specific socks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex army corporal used to make me iron tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't leave the volume of the tv or car stereo on an odd number"

Same as M!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't leave the volume of the tv or car stereo on an odd number

Same as M!"

Don't be giving away my OCD secrets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on fab in my lunch in a office full of people! I could easily get caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on fab in my lunch in a office full of people! I could easily get caught

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on fab in my lunch in a office full of people! I could easily get caught

Me too!

hello from my office to yours!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

How do you 2 know I am not watching you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The threads mentioning goats have made me want to cook Goat curry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you 2 know I am not watching you

M sits in the corner, coz he's naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't leave the volume of the tv or car stereo on an odd number

Same as M!

Don't be giving away my OCD secrets!

Glad I'm not the only one that's slightly OCD then......sometimes, when I go food shopping, I pull things to the front of the shelves and square it all up neat and tidy.....then give myself a slap for being a twat and carry on shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to skip , not with a rope , just skip along the road :-0

But that's a secret yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't leave the volume of the tv or car stereo on an odd number

Same as M!

Don't be giving away my OCD secrets!

You just like being slapped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't put a right footed sock on my left foot and vice versa

I have never seen foot specific socks lol"

Most socks are foot specific unless your buying donnay 20 pairs for 2 quid, the toes are cut to slant from big toe to little toe, so one will slant left to right which Is the left foot and the other slants right to left right foot sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say 'Thank You' to the cash machine when it gives me money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love to skip , not with a rope , just skip along the road :-0

But that's a secret yeah

lol the hills are alive with the sound of music..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't leave the volume of the tv or car stereo on an odd number

Same as M!

Don't be giving away my OCD secrets!

you cant have ocd if you can callit ocd, its cdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't go to bed or sleep, without checking if all the wardrope doors are closed in my room and the other bedrooms .. Freaks me out !!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I cant be in the same room as a banana sandwich

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I can only sleep on left hand side of a bed with my head touching a wall or bed head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say 'Thank You' to the cash machine when it gives me money

Manners cost nothing ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I practice my love of twister in the nip when I'm home alone!! Keeps the burglars away

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I always wear a lighter coloured sock on my left foot and a darker one on my right.

Note: It's just the toe and heel bits that are coloured - the rest of the socks are the same colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I practice my love of twister in the nip when I'm home alone!! Keeps the burglars away

Fancy coming to my twister party ? You can be on my team seeing as you practice!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i occasionally like to hug a tree to say thank you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I practice my love of twister in the nip when I'm home alone!! Keeps the burglars away

Fancy coming to my twister party ? You can be on my team seeing as you practice!

Another ruse to get your hands on Tiggy's secrets!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to set the alarm clock to 1 minute past the normal... i.e. 07:01, 07:16 etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i been dying to tell everybody ths and this thread gives me opportunity to tell you my secret which is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to use matching pegs when I hang the washing out! My ocd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kiss my mobile phone after speaking with my daughter on it. "

Not Silly at all!

I do the same

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I have to use matching pegs when I hang the washing out! My ocd lol

I do that too.

I eat raw potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to make sure washing up done and put away straight after eating and wash work surfaces down

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I still have teddies in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to use matching pegs when I hang the washing out! My ocd lol

I do that too.

I eat raw potatoes"

I love raw potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hangers have to hanging all the same way, and I can't put clothes away if they have not been ironed. clothes in the wardrobe have to be hung in correct order!

and the pegs....lol. and washing has to be perfectly straight. cutlery has to be spooning in each compartment.....the list could go on...lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't know why I wear my bag in here. It's a fecking freak show

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I don't know why I wear my bag in here. It's a fecking freak show

one word to you Gramps.... SOCKS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know why I wear my bag in here. It's a fecking freak show

one word to you Gramps.... SOCKS!!!!

oh god please tell me he didnt leave his socks on

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I don't know why I wear my bag in here. It's a fecking freak show

one word to you Gramps.... SOCKS!!!!

oh god please tell me he didnt leave his socks on

no, but Colin did!!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I don't know why I wear my bag in here. It's a fecking freak show

one word to you Gramps.... SOCKS!!!!

Pffft you've got spotty ones !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I don't know why I wear my bag in here. It's a fecking freak show

one word to you Gramps.... SOCKS!!!!

oh god please tell me he didnt leave his socks on

Do you take your socks off when you drink tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a weird fear of being naked while using the toilet!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I don't know why I wear my bag in here. It's a fecking freak show

one word to you Gramps.... SOCKS!!!!

Pffft you've got spotty ones ! "

One does hope one is still referring to ones socks... GRANDAD xxxxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I don't know why I wear my bag in here. It's a fecking freak show

one word to you Gramps.... SOCKS!!!!

Pffft you've got spotty ones !

One does hope one is still referring to ones socks... GRANDAD xxxxx

Stop calling me grandad I want nothing to do with those massive dildo chicks you appear to have mutated from Colin's loins. It's plain wrong

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

just think of the omelettes gramps

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