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"A gift what would it be ? " anything she wanted that my overdraft or bank loan could afford | |||
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"Breakfast " oooh thank you do i get something tasty for supper too? | |||
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"A bigger towel A cat woman outfit * wolf-whistles " Already got one | |||
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"A bigger towel A cat woman outfit * wolf-whistles Already got one " Yeah yeah!! | |||
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"A bigger towel A cat woman outfit * wolf-whistles Already got one Yeah yeah!! " I'd show you but it is on my other laptop! So there | |||
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"a rolling pin" Noooooo rolling pin is a swear word !! | |||
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"Sparkly nipple tassles " Thanks I need some more I'd give you some new sparkly red shoes | |||
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"gold card with 1000s on , lol" Have you nicked M's lol I'd take you with me on a spending spree | |||
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"SWINGERS HOLIDAY . " a divorce so she could marry me | |||
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"A sock for ya cock, well it is getting cold on a morning now " would rather slide into alison to keep it warm | |||
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"A free ride on the Ryan Express" It would be late and over priced! | |||
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"A free ride on the Ryan Express It would be late and over priced! " it might even come early | |||
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"it only took u 24 hours to achieve wot u wanted to yesterday lol ............. " an umbrella dismantling kit | |||
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"a bite of my snickers " Don't like them so I'll give you a mars bar instead | |||
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"a bite of my snickers Don't like them so I'll give you a mars bar instead" dont like mars bars | |||
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"a bite of my snickers Don't like them so I'll give you a mars bar instead dont like mars bars " Picky | |||
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"ill give u a mars and u can give me a snickers " I don't really like Mars either haha, just the first thing I thought of! I'll have some nuts please | |||
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"A nice leather spanking paddle " please dont give him one of those id buy you some lush shoes | |||
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"ill give u a mars and u can give me a snickers I don't really like Mars either haha, just the first thing I thought of! I'll have some nuts please Think you're nuts enough!!! " Who moi? Think you must be delusional sonny I'll give you, a voucher for iTunes, so you can get some decent music | |||
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"ill give u a mars and u can give me a snickers I don't really like Mars either haha, just the first thing I thought of! I'll have some nuts please Think you're nuts enough!!! Who moi? Think you must be delusional sonny I'll give you, a voucher for iTunes, so you can get some decent music " And what's wrong with Tom jones and boy zone exactly??? You were still shakin that arse to it last night!!! | |||
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"ill give u a mars and u can give me a snickers I don't really like Mars either haha, just the first thing I thought of! I'll have some nuts please Think you're nuts enough!!! Who moi? Think you must be delusional sonny I'll give you, a voucher for iTunes, so you can get some decent music And what's wrong with Tom jones and boy zone exactly??? You were still shakin that arse to it last night!!! " Don't worry I'm sure the man in white coats will be round soon | |||
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"An Emma Frost outfit " Got one of those, well very similar I'll give you a cuppa, seeing as I just made one | |||
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"A bra, it would save her holding them all the time " Oh yeah, love new underwear I'll give you some new pants, I think it's about time you changed them | |||
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"An Emma Frost outfit Got one of those, well very similar I'll give you a cuppa, seeing as I just made one " Really I'll bring cookies | |||
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"big dildo" What do you class as big? And does it strap on | |||
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"An Emma Frost outfit Got one of those, well very similar I'll give you a cuppa, seeing as I just made one Really I'll bring cookies " You'll be drinking it alone though as M has summoned me | |||
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"An Emma Frost outfit Got one of those, well very similar I'll give you a cuppa, seeing as I just made one Really I'll bring cookies You'll be drinking it alone though as M has summoned me " Spoilsport! I'm not gonna leave any for him now | |||
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"the corrie cafe address" a camera..........you shy little studmuffin!! | |||
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"a bite of my prawn mayo sandwich " Puke A bite of my sausage roll | |||
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"a bite of my prawn mayo sandwich Puke A bite of my sausage roll " i got some special nuts for u | |||
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"A sock for ya cock, well it is getting cold on a morning now would rather slide into alison to keep it warm " oooooooh that sounds lovely | |||
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"Deodrant " A blue, Marge Simpson wig | |||
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"An antique marine sextant " a top that does up so he can go out in the cold | |||
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"An antique marine sextant a top that does up so he can go out in the cold " I'm a hardy scots lad, I can go out in the cold;-) But I'd give you a fur coat so you could come with me | |||
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"An antique marine sextant a top that does up so he can go out in the cold I'm a hardy scots lad, I can go out in the cold;-) But I'd give you a fur coat so you could come with me " mmmmmmmm jumping in car ........... | |||
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"An antique marine sextant a top that does up so he can go out in the cold I'm a hardy scots lad, I can go out in the cold;-) But I'd give you a fur coat so you could come with me mmmmmmmm jumping in car ........... " I'll have a wee bit of time to get ready then, see you Sunday lol A packet of ginger nuts for sherbetlemon | |||
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"An antique marine sextant a top that does up so he can go out in the cold I'm a hardy scots lad, I can go out in the cold;-) But I'd give you a fur coat so you could come with me mmmmmmmm jumping in car ........... I'll have a wee bit of time to get ready then, see you Sunday lol A packet of ginger nuts for sherbetlemon" Sunday - wot u think I drive lol I ain't no slowcoach lol | |||
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"A game of how to roll pastry " hope it doesnt include me having to use a rolling pin ! | |||
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"Yes a paper one haha" a superhero's sidekick! *hand up* | |||
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"Yes a paper one haha a superhero's sidekick! *hand up* " Your supposed to be my sidekick?! | |||
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"Yes a paper one haha a superhero's sidekick! *hand up* " That's M lol Have to think of another role for you | |||
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"Yes a paper one haha" thats one for dragons den so it is safe if used for assault ! | |||
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"Yes a paper one haha a superhero's sidekick! *hand up* Your supposed to be my sidekick?! " but you never let me do anything, 'cept sit in the corner eatin chocolate! | |||
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"An Amur leopard cub a ring to find out directions lol " Head north and keep going till you get wet;-) xx | |||
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"An Amur leopard cub a ring to find out directions lol Head north and keep going till you get wet;-) xx" u gonna shout STOP when I get near then ?? | |||
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"An Amur leopard cub a ring to find out directions lol Head north and keep going till you get wet;-) xx u gonna shout STOP when I get near then ?? " Well thinking about it you might only get as far as burgess hill, best get directions lol | |||
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"An Amur leopard cub a ring to find out directions lol Head north and keep going till you get wet;-) xx u gonna shout STOP when I get near then ?? Well thinking about it you might only get as far as burgess hill, best get directions lol " tut told u I drive faster than that - am nearly on the M1 ........... | |||
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"An Amur leopard cub a ring to find out directions lol Head north and keep going till you get wet;-) xx u gonna shout STOP when I get near then ?? Well thinking about it you might only get as far as burgess hill, best get directions lol tut told u I drive faster than that - am nearly on the M1 ........... " Let me guess, stuck in a jam because their digging the road up? Just my luck lol | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/10/12 12:31:26]" no accident - lorry shed its load Honey | |||
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"A dolphin, everyone loves a dolphin xx " i know its wet here but where am I gonna keep a dolphin ???? | |||
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"A dolphin, everyone loves a dolphin xx " a slate and some chalk to do your "sums" with lol | |||
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"White sexy boxers . " I've already got plenty of pairs lol | |||
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"White spirit to remove his spray on pants " They ain't pants.... its a tattoo | |||
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"Orgasms, lots of em A new joke book A big hug!! " Right back at ya | |||
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" A big hug!! " A teddy bear in a picnic basket | |||
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" A big hug!! A teddy bear in a picnic basket " A scouse to manc dictionary and flat shoes or a box for me to stand on | |||
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" A big hug!! A teddy bear in a picnic basket A scouse to manc dictionary and flat shoes or a box for me to stand on " Lol I like tall men but dont mind shorter women. Go fiigure! | |||
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" A big hug!! A teddy bear in a picnic basket A scouse to manc dictionary and flat shoes or a box for me to stand on Lol I like tall men but dont mind shorter women. Go fiigure!" Something frivolous that she wouldn't spend money on whatever that is, a beautiful bag or shoes or bespoke underwear. Us ladies deserve a treat. x | |||
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