FabSwingers.com forum: How big are you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Profile wise?

Are you a column in Womans Weekly or do you give The Dead Sea Scrolls a run for their money?

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

We are a tad verbose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hidden away in the library with the classics no one reads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a short story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tells people what they need to know the fine print can be discussed in private

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm hidden away in the library with the classics no one reads "
you look stunning in your pics xx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m a one liner

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

I am that book by the Author that no one has heard of in the bargain box at a car boot sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/01/22 13:42:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sonnet

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

I have a lot of light-hearted bullet points.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm approximately on a par with a crumpled fast food menu that the bloke didn't bother to push all the way through the letterbox.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

War and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As big as my actual profile , which is a whole 9 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little blunt

I deleted the old one and just pondering the new.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Medium just the right amount of information ...like an instruction manual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message in a bottle.

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By *azorRay666Man
over a year ago

Esher

I'm a rhyming couplet.

A question arose about size

Alas, he was short of the prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A column in one of those trashy magazines maybe

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm not Moby Dick but more of a concise tome.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm more of a Readers' Wives photo feature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bad comeback sequel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the newspaper that chips used to be wrapped in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An effort of war and peace proportions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blunt.. to the point

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am in the comic section - just next to the Beano.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My attempt at being comical and showing I don't take myself very seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a picture book with a funny intro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's dust on my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried every variation of profile multiple times over - short, long, funny, sarcastic, self-deprecating - makes no difference.

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

A descriptive synopsis so you take me home from the library..

A book that lasts so long you're fined for a late return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m the newspaper that chips used to be wrapped in "

Don't be so down on yourself

Quite often there used to be a funny story to read in chip wrappings

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Fairly concise, which given my forum ramblings is probably a blessing.

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Had a pretty verbose profile which dwelt extensively on me and my peculiarities and depravities. In addition, I had a multitude of images with which to display myself to any prospective liasons, in perhaps a vain misconception that I wouldn't be too visually displeasing.

However, I found my efforts to be in vain as my valiant attempts at raising the interest of any members of the opposite sex proved fruitless for the most part and an almost Sisyphean task.

Hence, upon visiting the profiles of members far more successful than I, I decided that brevity and an air of mystery might be a better strategy. So I made my profile shorter, I hid my photos apart from one which I hoped would provoke some if not intercouse then at least discourse. Unfortunately, so far no one has yet come forth with that succinct reply of "Nice shoes, want to shag?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

We hope ours isn’t too verbose but obviously too long for some hence the prologue for those who won’t read the whole thing.

I think we might be the magazine in the doctors surgery.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A treatise on navel gazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mere mention in dispatches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet

I think I’m dead

!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like a brochure in the waiting room no one reads

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By *ocopops1962Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon

No War and Peace here , I’m just a pamphlet …

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Five words. Seven including header

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I am a dot to dot.

Or sudoku.

But never a crossword

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We are maybe one of those books you just glance at at the book store, but come back later for a better look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One line.

Simple but effective.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet

I think I’m dead

!!!"

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet

I think I’m dead

!!!"
oh Mr grealish, we'd happily read you from cover to cover..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Mine is a character study in a psychology volume. I let other people judge which chapter I should be in.

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My singles profile (written by me) is very matter of fact. Harsh in places but gets the point across.

I also have a couples profile with my partner, Bonnie And Clyde9070. The profile there (written by Clyde) is a monumental epic of biblical proportions. The of Ben Hur of FAB profiles. Inventive, bizarre and downright hilarious. Designed by Clyde to attract the kind of people who don't take themselves too seriously and like a good laugh.

A world apart. But opposites attract.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.... i really wouldnt know how to describe mine?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I think mine has the essentials, but not sure if it seems too long to anyone.

It must do. Most messages are from men that couldn't read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.... i really wouldnt know how to describe mine?

I'd describe it as one of the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is just a little filler to squeeze at the bottom of a page or to fill up a little corner when you've run out of pictures and important stuff

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I've mastered the art of saying loads, yet nothing at all

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By *ember101Man
over a year ago

London

I’m a one page brief. Just the need to know stuff to get you talking

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

A lot of waffling and a lot of pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s gets bigger and bigger when I think of something extra Id like to add - sometimes there’s a full paragraph on please ffs don’t be just a dick pic lol - other times I add sexy stuff about what I’d like

… and then I read it again and think does anyone give a toss and delete big chunks

If there was a counter at the bottom saying how often it had been edited I’d die

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics "

The pics are worth the waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics "

Waffle and pics

… the perfect response for me too really

I should have responded the same as you did but I waffled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics

Waffle and pics

… the perfect response for me too really

I should have responded the same as you did but I waffled

Lovely waffle, and even lovelier pics.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics

Waffle and pics

… the perfect response for me too really

I should have responded the same as you did but I waffled

gorgeous pics

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Mine is just a little filler to squeeze at the bottom of a page or to fill up a little corner when you've run out of pictures and important stuff

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a corner we'd love to head to and read more about.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics

The pics are worth the waffle

Why thank you

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I actually got more responses when I cut my profile right down to a couple of lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sherlock Holmes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A unintelligible post it note.....possibly even a doodle..

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Tom grissham novel

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"We are maybe one of those books you just glance at at the book store, but come back later for a better look. "

I tend to keep looking so would agree

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

If fab charged by the word I'd need another mortgage

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Decent length with a bit of padding

Did see one profile that we scrolled down and looked like it was exceptionally long. Turned out to be 3 lines of profile and the rest was every "disclaimer" that's ever been posted on here. You do get some absolute sheep on here.

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