FabSwingers.com forum: Poor M, Broken! Help Required!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So he hurt his left shoulder a while back quite knotted!

Last night he woke me up, hurt his right shoulder, somehow

Tonight he has a sore neck

My fingers are worn out!

What else can we do with him?

Being quite serious, I think he has a frozen right shoulder, continued on to his neck?

If not, I'll have to put him down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he taken anything? X

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Try the hot/cold treatment to loosen the muscles and get to an osteopath tomorrow.

Blindfold ping pong was just too dangerous.

M, feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has he taken anything? X"

I have got him to take ibuprofen, but can't just keep on taking that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hang him upside down, give him 40 lashes...he will be reet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok suffered from frozen shoulder for ages it bloomn hurts.

My mother in law told me to half lay on the back of the settee and hang the one that's hurting down the back.

I thought no way would it work..... but it does

ps shes a retired phyiso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick him on the rack!! That will sort him out!

Sounds like he needs physio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie, be more careful with him ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick him on the rack!! That will sort him out!

Sounds like he needs physio

Either that or if you still have the reciept take him back to Tesco's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a Viagra stuck in my throat once, had a stiff neck for hours

In all seriousness, I once woke up with a really really stiff neck, couldn't even turn my head. The doctor gave me some lovely diazepam which sorted me out quite quickly.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just remember when you take him to the loo; if you shake more than 3 times its classed as something else !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick him on the rack!! That will sort him out!

Sounds like he needs physio

Yes I think so, try telling him that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang him upside down, give him 40 lashes...he will be reet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the forums have broken him!!

Tell him to stay away from them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Stick him on the rack!! That will sort him out!

Sounds like he needs physio

Yes I think so, try telling him that

Do you want us to all shout at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Julie, be more careful with him ............

Wasn't me, hastens to add or anyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So he hurt his left shoulder a while back quite knotted!

Last night he woke me up, hurt his right shoulder, somehow

Tonight he has a sore neck

My fingers are worn out!

What else can we do with him?

Being quite serious, I think he has a frozen right shoulder, continued on to his neck?

If not, I'll have to put him down!"

I think Julie getting gangbanged by 10 men would make me feel better. Any volunteers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you considered consultation with a chiropractor.. Worth a try.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So he hurt his left shoulder a while back quite knotted!

Last night he woke me up, hurt his right shoulder, somehow

Tonight he has a sore neck

My fingers are worn out!

What else can we do with him?

Being quite serious, I think he has a frozen right shoulder, continued on to his neck?

If not, I'll have to put him down!

I think Julie getting gangbanged by 10 men would make me feel better. Any volunteers?

Trying to help you, and look tsk, put down it is

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hang him upside down, give him 40 lashes...he will be reet.

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Ibuleve gel, hot compress...then hang him upside down then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So he hurt his left shoulder a while back quite knotted!

Last night he woke me up, hurt his right shoulder, somehow

Tonight he has a sore neck

My fingers are worn out!

What else can we do with him?

Being quite serious, I think he has a frozen right shoulder, continued on to his neck?

If not, I'll have to put him down!

I think Julie getting gangbanged by 10 men would make me feel better. Any volunteers?

I am sure you will have them queuing up

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By *rystal Tipps - AlistairCouple
over a year ago

livingston

Suffered from a sore shoulder couple weeks back, was unable to move my arm as well as pains in my neck, doctor told me it was a trapped nerve, later found out that it was dislocated. Hope this not the case as it's really sore getting put back in place.

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By *heekyladyCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Get him to docs for cortisone jab .... Works wonders, although you shouldn't have too many

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Have you considered consultation with a chiropractor.. Worth a try."
I have actually "pmed" the lady with that suggestion - that or even osteopath would be good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered consultation with a chiropractor.. Worth a try.I have actually "pmed" the lady with that suggestion - that or even osteopath would be good idea! "

Osteopath is far better option. If you have any paracetamol, stagger that with Ibuprofen 1 hour later. Trick is to keep on top of the pain and not let it come back, as that forces you to immobilise (worst thing he could do!). C'mon WW , use your powers to heal your man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is immune to my powers

But thanks for all the suggestions, he needs to listen and get it sorted out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor M, feel better soon.

Try Syndol - an over the counter painkiller that contains a muscle relaxant. It contains codeine though, so follow the directions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Julie getting gangbanged by 10 men would make me feel better. Any volunteers?

I can't believe no one else has replied, so can I offer my services 10 times in a row?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor M, feel better soon.

Try Syndol - an over the counter painkiller that contains a muscle relaxant. It contains codeine though, so follow the directions."

Make sure he has food with codeine - never on an empty tum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So he hurt his left shoulder a while back quite knotted!

Last night he woke me up, hurt his right shoulder, somehow

Tonight he has a sore neck

My fingers are worn out!

What else can we do with him?

Being quite serious, I think he has a frozen right shoulder, continued on to his neck?

If not, I'll have to put him down!

I think Julie getting gangbanged by 10 men would make me feel better. Any volunteers?

I'd offer but unfortunately I'm not a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered consultation with a chiropractor.. Worth a try.I have actually "pmed" the lady with that suggestion - that or even osteopath would be good idea!

You need to release his feel good endorphines... Any suggestions ladies??

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Diazepam....works for me...short period..maybe a day n night zonked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diazepam....works for me...short period..maybe a day n night zonked...."

Prescription only and doctors are often loathe to prescribe it now because it's so addictive.

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By *eet_the_spartanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Get a magic wand. Great in the bedroom but also great for working out knots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chiropractor. I damaged my back and neck quite severly a couple of years ago playing Rugby and the club physio suggested I see a chiropractor, oh god; what he did to me was unbelievable, such a release in my back and neck. Seriously they work and work well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get him to docs for cortisone jab .... Works wonders, although you shouldn't have too many"

Yup, Cortisone will work wonders if he's got a frozen shoulder.

Forget Ibuprofen, it won't have much of an effect and will end up giving him a bad stomach (get some Diclofenac Sodium or Naproxin from the GP's but ask them to prescribe Lansoprazole too, to stop it affecting his gut). I would go for the Cortisone though.

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By *eet_the_spartanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There's also the old fashioned method... a good hard kick... that'll loosen it right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey everyone thanks for all the help and advice and messages, hopefully get him sorted out soon now

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Take a good dose 600mg twice day ibuprofen and paracetamol to ease pain. needs to relax the muscle.

make sure the brufen taken after food. no more than 4 days on the dose then see if it has eased

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

He might get some short term relief from a heat pad or a good old hot water bottle!

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Chiropractor works if its bone related and osteopath will work both bones and muscles but can no get to the route of the problem.

I have an on going problem with my back and I see a sports and remedial massure and boy does she work wonders for my back, she only does muscles and found the problem in my back that i had been suffering with for 10 years. seen them all chiros osteos physios and none worked as they did not get to the route of the problem.

I see her about once a month for an ease off off all the muscles and it keeps me on the straight and narrow.

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