FabSwingers.com forum: Sparkles Bar is Open for NYE

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What ya all having?

Clothing optional

Pole in the corner

Jukebox is full.

Snacks available

Soft drinks for the drivers.

This bar wench is unwell so mines an OJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a ball pit?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margarita to start please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka and to start with please

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Bringing cakes,

Lemon drizzle, chocolate and a Vicki sandwich.

Please can I have a glass of white wine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a ball pit?!

There’s anything you wish for in sparkles bar x

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Got my best Birthday suit ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a ball pit?!

There’s anything you wish for in sparkles bar x "

I wish for a giant ball pit pretty please

And darts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bringing cakes,

Lemon drizzle, chocolate and a Vicki sandwich.

Please can I have a glass of white wine?"

You can have the bottle m’lady. Sauvignon Blanc or Chardonnay? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a ball pit?!

There’s anything you wish for in sparkles bar x

I wish for a giant ball pit pretty please

And darts."

There’s defo darts it’s a proper pub this. Haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got my best Birthday suit ready

Oooh get behind that bar with me with that bum. X

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

...and a twister mat ...gotta have a twister mat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double vodka and to start with please

Neat? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...and a twister mat ...gotta have a twister mat

Naked twister!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwh, I'll have a vodka and fresh orange please, and a hot toddy for the bar wench

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwwh, I'll have a vodka and fresh orange please, and a hot toddy for the bar wench

Oh I don’t have flu but thank you. Vodka coming up. X

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

mines' a pink strongbow please,

and Cj will have a special brew with a double jamieson chaser.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Pornstar martini please

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

...and a twister mat ...gotta have a twister mat

Naked twister!!!!!"

...exactly and seems some above are ready for action in their birthday suit already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mines' a pink strongbow please,

and Cj will have a special brew with a double jamieson chaser.

Coming up xx

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Oooh i will have bottle of bud i have brought some

Spicy chicken wing on the table

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini please

Oooh good shout! Prosecco in or on

The side? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...and a twister mat ...gotta have a twister mat

Naked twister!!!!!

...exactly and seems some above are ready for action in their birthday suit already

Can I be the one spinning the little wheel thingy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any spicy nik naks

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By *ikramMan
over a year ago

stockport

A nice single malt for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any spicy nik naks "

Of course they’re a personal fave!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice single malt for me please"

Oooh. Ice or no?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Bringing cakes,

Lemon drizzle, chocolate and a Vicki sandwich.

Please can I have a glass of white wine?

You can have the bottle m’lady. Sauvignon Blanc or Chardonnay? X "

Sauvignon please.

And get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and a twister mat ...gotta have a twister mat

Yeah! You get my playful drift

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

2 pints of San Miguel and 2 Pernod and lemonade please. X

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

...and a twister mat ...gotta have a twister mat

Naked twister!!!!!

...exactly and seems some above are ready for action in their birthday suit already

Can I be the one spinning the little wheel thingy? "

...yes that, and looking after the baby oil so there's no cheating when it starts!

Bottle of Prosecco in the meantime please

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By *ikramMan
over a year ago

stockport

"A nice single malt for me please

Oooh. Ice or no?"

Definitely ice. Think it’s warm enough for short and shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anything is an option I'll take a bottle of Dom Perignon please

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"Pornstar martini please

Oooh good shout! Prosecco in or on

The side? X"

On the side please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a bouncy castle or bucking bronco...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anything is an option I'll take a bottle of Dom Perignon please

Oooh fancy. Which year? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwh, I'll have a vodka and fresh orange please, and a hot toddy for the bar wench

Oh I don’t have flu but thank you. Vodka coming up. X "

Well I hope you feel better soon, after a couple more of these vodkas, I may end up on the pole, so that might perk you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double vodka and to start with please

Neat? X "

Should have said with c*ke but looks like it got removed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a bouncy castle or bucking bronco..."

Both! In the garden though so bring yer coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwwh, I'll have a vodka and fresh orange please, and a hot toddy for the bar wench

Oh I don’t have flu but thank you. Vodka coming up. X

Well I hope you feel better soon, after a couple more of these vodkas, I may end up on the pole, so that might perk you up

Now that I’d love to see x

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Call me boring but I’ll take a nice cold pint to start the night off

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Is there a bouncy castle or bucking bronco..."

I can volunteer to be the bouncy castle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anything is an option I'll take a bottle of Dom Perignon please

Oooh fancy. Which year? X"

It'll have to be 1998.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Double vodka and to start with please

Neat? X

Should have said with c*ke but looks like it got removed

If you write vodka and cock we all know what you mean

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is there a hot tub?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll have a double jd and the Pepsi alternative please and I'll remove one item of clothing each hour so I'm naked for midnight

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Good evening one and all. As it's early I'll have a pepsi max

Hope you all don't mind swept-back brown hair and a geeky smile. Heading over to the Jukebox to select some 80s tracks.

Ordering pizza in a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkly one id like a espresso martini please and whatever you would like...

Also why am i the only one in a santa thong

Did no one get the fancy dress memo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the dress code? Just got out the bath and deciding what to wear to bring the new year in

i've got a pretty flouncy dress that I might give a whirl.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Am I OK in my stormtrooper kit??

I'd love a really cold lager.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Am I OK in my stormtrooper kit??

I'd love a really cold lager.

Do you need a straw too or will you take the helmet off?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Am I OK in my stormtrooper kit??

I'd love a really cold lager.

Do you need a straw too or will you take the helmet off?

Oh the helmet can be taken off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lassie fancy a topless waiter to bring there drinks over

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Cuba Libre please, then Laphroaig for the new year countdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a double jd and the Pepsi alternative please and I'll remove one item of clothing each hour so I'm naked for midnight

Oooh yes please. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hot tub is open! Xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Just pass me the whole bottle now please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just pass me the whole bottle now please "

Get naked and I will x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, I've already got a cuppa tea and a glass of Pepsi but I'll take a gin to keep me going please

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just pass me the whole bottle now please

Get naked and I will x "

It's not midnight yet

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll have a pint of Vimto please and a dark quiet corner

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Am I OK in my stormtrooper kit??

I'd love a really cold lager.

Do you need a straw too or will you take the helmet off?

Oh the helmet can be taken off.

Excellent

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I think we should dress up as Bavarian bar maids for your birthday. Just saying

Please can I have a Jamesons on ice? To start. Followed by two shots of tequila. Followed by multiple spiced rum and Diet Cokes. Then another tequila before my last drink, a pint of staropramen, Then I’ll go throw up, and that can be followed by cheese chips and gravy?

No wonder I’m single!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A barrel of Guinness please

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I think we should dress up as Bavarian bar maids for your birthday. Just saying

No wonder I’m single! "

Ahh but what about those cheesey chips and gravy again?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Has anyone any preference for the Jukebox?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Has anyone any preference for the Jukebox?"

The B52s Loveshack?

After a few tequilas Though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisky or rum any brand, and the DJ needs to be playing lots of Prince, Da La Soul, House of Pain, Stevie Wonder, Fleetwood Mac, The Doors, Bowie, 10cc and REO Speedwagon...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just to inform you, the pole is no longer in the corner, it is right here between my legs.

And I'll have a white russian please.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Had my booster jab, I reckon one small glass of wine and I'll be hammered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we should dress up as Bavarian bar maids for your birthday. Just saying

No wonder I’m single! "

Hahahaha omg. Can you imagine!

And that sounds like a fab night out tbh. Can’t wait for Bristol.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shall I set up the karaoke. ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ..."

This was my trail of thought ….

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Can we get to the naked twister before anyone throws up ... please

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

This was my trail of thought …."

I have big jugs but no outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to inform you, the pole is no longer in the corner, it is right here between my legs.

And I'll have a white russian please. "

Are you short sighted? Either way, I'll go first.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

This was my trail of thought ….

I have big jugs but no outfit

You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I set up the karaoke. ?"

I'll be pished, no better time to hand me a mic...but on your own head be it, you were warned

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

This was my trail of thought ….

I have big jugs but no outfit

You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is! "

Bit nippy to be parading about nude

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Just to inform you, the pole is no longer in the corner, it is right here between my legs.

And I'll have a white russian please.

Are you short sighted? Either way, I'll go first. "

I never remember which way short and long sighted work. Either way, I didn't say it was a big pole. But jump on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If there’s an orgy in the corner can I watch? X

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

This was my trail of thought ….

I have big jugs but no outfit

You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!

Bit nippy to be parading about nude

Sparkle, fire up the heaters.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Can we get to the naked twister before anyone throws up ... please

Let me just neck a long island iced tea first, need to catch up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

This was my trail of thought ….

I have big jugs but no outfit

You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!

Bit nippy to be parading about nude

Sparkle, fire up the heaters. "

Heating is on. Gas heaters in the smoking area and outside. Should be toasty!

Log burner on in the lounge.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

This was my trail of thought ….

I have big jugs but no outfit

You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!

Bit nippy to be parading about nude

Sparkle, fire up the heaters.

Heating is on. Gas heaters in the smoking area and outside. Should be toasty!

Log burner on in the lounge.

Xx "

Darn it, no wiggle room to not being naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long as stellas on draught I’m in

Especially if the buffet is in back room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

This was my trail of thought ….

I have big jugs but no outfit

You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!

Bit nippy to be parading about nude

Sparkle, fire up the heaters.

Heating is on. Gas heaters in the smoking area and outside. Should be toasty!

Log burner on in the lounge.

Darn it, no wiggle room to not being naked

Failing that come here for a naked boob cwtch. X

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...

This was my trail of thought ….

I have big jugs but no outfit

You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!

Bit nippy to be parading about nude

Sparkle, fire up the heaters.

Heating is on. Gas heaters in the smoking area and outside. Should be toasty!

Log burner on in the lounge.

Darn it, no wiggle room to not being naked

Failing that come here for a naked boob cwtch. X"

Now there's an offer I can't refuse x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If there’s an orgy in the corner can I watch? X"

You can sit on my lap as you do.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).

One sip and the waffing commences

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).

One sip and the waffing commences

Waffling on what subject?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to inform you, the pole is no longer in the corner, it is right here between my legs.

And I'll have a white russian please.

Are you short sighted? Either way, I'll go first.

I never remember which way short and long sighted work. Either way, I didn't say it was a big pole. But jump on it. "

Don't worry, I wear glasses and I had to Google it. Jump and I'll probably snap it.. let me lower myself on carefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka and

And clothing left on the hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a large Rioja please

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Shall I set up the karaoke. ?"

A great idea! Hotel California lined up for me!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Has anyone any preference for the Jukebox?

The B52s Loveshack?

After a few tequilas Though! "

Let's make sure that gets an airing later!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Long as stellas on draught I’m in

Especially if the buffet is in back room

As long as you share that Chinese takeaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I’m ready for more vodka and cock please

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I must say the clientele in this bar is top notch.

Lots of friendly people.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).

One sip and the waffing commences

Waffling on what subject? "

Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Ok I’m ready for more vodka and cock please

I’ve got plenty of vodka

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).

One sip and the waffing commences

Waffling on what subject?

Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul

Agreed but you must have a waffling specialist subject, everyone does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that'll get me d*unk quickly and send me to sleep please OP!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ok I’m ready for more vodka and cock please

Well - that's the vodka taken care of - now for the cock.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll have a large Rioja please

Are you gonna get pissed again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single Malt, ice and a lipstick kiss on the glass please x

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).

One sip and the waffing commences

Waffling on what subject?

Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul

Agreed but you must have a waffling specialist subject, everyone does

The wild landscapes of Wales probably. Closely followed by obscure soul records and the joys to be found in the less obvious bits of the female form

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By *ikramMan
over a year ago

stockport

"I must say the clientele in this bar is top notch.

Lots of friendly people. "

This is what I call a target rich environment.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I must say the clientele in this bar is top notch.

Lots of friendly people. "

And me.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).

One sip and the waffing commences

Waffling on what subject?

Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul

Agreed but you must have a waffling specialist subject, everyone does

The wild landscapes of Wales probably. Closely followed by obscure soul records and the joys to be found in the less obvious bits of the female form

www I like Welsh landscape, preselli hills being my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drinks on the way fabbers. Just ordered a fuck lot of pizza too!

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By *ikramMan
over a year ago

stockport

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).

One sip and the waffing commences

Waffling on what subject?

Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul

Agreed but you must have a waffling specialist subject, everyone does

The wild landscapes of Wales probably. Closely followed by obscure soul records and the joys to be found in the less obvious bits of the female form

www I like Welsh landscape, preselli hills being my favourite.

I’m at my happiest when in wild places in wild weather.

I adore those hills - I’ve walked much higher and much more remote, but they are the most special place to me. There’s definitely a sense of history and mystery there. Go there all the time (from North Pembs originally).

This here bar is a nice place to be too, though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My vodkas are getting bottomless already xxx

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

I’ve got party food and a keg of Leffe, better hurry though it not might last long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Russians are my New year go to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anybody seen my tie?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Has anybody seen my tie? "

Oops sorry was using it as a hair tie

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sailor Jerry and Vanilla , going down like the titanic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m pushing the boat out and having a j20 whooop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’m ready for more vodka and cock please

I’ve got plenty of vodka

You never said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’m ready for more vodka and cock please

Well - that's the vodka taken care of - now for the cock.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ok I’m ready for more vodka and cock please

Well - that's the vodka taken care of - now for the cock.

I'll even bring the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s the pizza? Has it arrived yet? I’m hungry

Oh and more cock and vodka please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’m ready for more vodka and cock please

Well - that's the vodka taken care of - now for the cock.

I'll even bring the ice.

And a slice

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ok I’m ready for more vodka and cock please

Well - that's the vodka taken care of - now for the cock.

I'll even bring the ice.

And a slice

Let's make it a COCKtail.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'll bring a barrel of Old Speckled Hen for the beer drinkers and a dozen bottles of Chardonnay for the wine drinkers. Plus to add to the cake being brought in, I'll bring a large Christmas cake and a large can of squirty cream. Creamy fun anyone

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Throwing in a couple of boxes of celebrations too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large vodka on the rocks in a tall glass please

Let's get this party started

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Would someone fetch me a rum and ginger so I don’t need to get out the hot tub. Please.

V x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Would someone fetch me a rum and ginger so I don’t need to get out the hot tub. Please.

V x "

When did the hot tub arrive? I missed that announcement.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for my margarita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OJ please, I'm driving back to glasgow

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Would someone fetch me a rum and ginger so I don’t need to get out the hot tub. Please.

V x "

Will a Mount Gay Barbados rum hit the spot? I've got a bottle by my side!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bar maid went for a very long break my bad. Back now… what can I get everyone let’s see in the new year with a bang…

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Bar maid went for a very long break my bad. Back now… what can I get everyone let’s see in the new year with a bang…"

Is there any pizza left.

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

I’ve got a couple of boxes of mince pies and a full Christmas cake left if anyone is still hungry, and still a few pints left in the keg, and plenty of JD, Vodka and for some reason 3 bottles of Baileys ??

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Waffling away contentedly (ok, to myself largely, but that’s standard)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Twirls in ..man hugs for the guys and snogs for the girls

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Shots then ...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Shots then ...

...no, wait ... dry January

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shots then ...

...no, wait ... dry January

That officially starts on the 2nd....in my house

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Shots then ...

...no, wait ... dry January

That officially starts on the 2nd....in my house

Haha isn't that technically cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shots then ...

...no, wait ... dry January

That officially starts on the 2nd....in my house

Haha isn't that technically cheating

Its 'Real Politic' applied to emptying a cupboard......also its good for the environment to get rid of leftovers.....we dont want to just throw them away

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I please have a gin and lemonade

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Happy new year!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope everyone enjoyed the bubbles. Gonna call last orders this bar wench needs her sleep x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I please have a gin and lemonade

You can have whatever you like but being that is my fave drink and you asked so nicely yes. Yes you may x x

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda all

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hope everyone enjoyed the bubbles. Gonna call last orders this bar wench needs her sleep x "

My last request is - can I tuck you in?

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Got my best Birthday suit ready

Oooh get behind that bar with me with that bum. X"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Do they do breakfast?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Do they do breakfast?"

This is a fair question

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hair of the dog

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Hair of the dog

I started Emily, glad its not just me..haha

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Same again please.xx

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