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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So many FAKE profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yep fakes are real here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many FAKE profiles. "

How do you know they're fake?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away."

What's evil about him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know shit’s gone south when even the fakes are fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes you think they’re fake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We know. They don't care either

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fake news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away.

What's evil about him?"

He's the ruthless tyrant ruler of the planet Minge. He lives in Minge City. He meets people, but he never spaffs on them. He doesn't spaff at all. And even though he doesn't spaff, he wipes his willy on the curtains anyway. And he'll eat your cheese. Later on you'll go to the fridge for some cheese, there won't be any cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away."

How do you for certain you aren’t the evil one and you are trying to throw us off the scent?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Old news"

FTFY

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

But is a real fake still a fake, or do they have to be a fake fake to be fake?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"But is a real fake still a fake, or do they have to be a fake fake to be fake?"

Noooo - a fake fake wouldnt be fake... the real fakes are the true fakes and the fake fakes are really real

Hope that clears it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away.

How do you for certain you aren’t the evil one and you are trying to throw us off the scent? "

That's an exhilarating risk people have to take. Will I spunk on your face? Or will I purloin your cheddar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But is a real fake still a fake, or do they have to be a fake fake to be fake?

Noooo - a fake fake wouldnt be fake... the real fakes are the true fakes and the fake fakes are really real

Hope that clears it up "

That makes sense to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away.

How do you for certain you aren’t the evil one and you are trying to throw us off the scent?

That's an exhilarating risk people have to take. Will I spunk on your face? Or will I purloin your cheddar?"

Which is the evil of the 2 again?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Noooo - a fake fake wouldnt be fake... the real fakes are the true fakes and the fake fakes are really real

Hope that clears it up "

It should be added to the site FAQs

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Which is the evil of the 2 again?"

The one that isn't the evil one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away.

How do you for certain you aren’t the evil one and you are trying to throw us off the scent?

That's an exhilarating risk people have to take. Will I spunk on your face? Or will I purloin your cheddar?

Which is the evil of the 2 again?"

My evil twin brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip definitely fake here I just love wasting thousands off pounds to take pics to pretend I am looking for like mind people

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away.

What's evil about him?

He's the ruthless tyrant ruler of the planet Minge. He lives in Minge City. He meets people, but he never spaffs on them. He doesn't spaff at all. And even though he doesn't spaff, he wipes his willy on the curtains anyway. And he'll eat your cheese. Later on you'll go to the fridge for some cheese, there won't be any cheese. "

Thank you for clearing that one up. I'll be sure to hide the cheese

Is his name Flaccid Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake as fuck, just a character ever so crudely created for the festive period. Only 7h 57mins till I change it, and then it will be another kind of fake

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

You've fucked 10+ people in 5 months you ain't doing too bad at negotiating your way around dem fakies.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"So many FAKE profiles. "

Yes and so many idiots too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are they fake or are they not interested .... we get called fake by those we say no thanks too....

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Newquay


"So many FAKE profiles. "

Go on then - do tell, what exactly is the definition of a fake profile - surely if it exists it real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And so many evil twin brothers. If you see a chap with a moustache that looks like me, he's my evil twin brother. It's the moustache that gives him away.

What's evil about him?

He's the ruthless tyrant ruler of the planet Minge. He lives in Minge City. He meets people, but he never spaffs on them. He doesn't spaff at all. And even though he doesn't spaff, he wipes his willy on the curtains anyway. And he'll eat your cheese. Later on you'll go to the fridge for some cheese, there won't be any cheese.

Thank you for clearing that one up. I'll be sure to hide the cheese

Is his name Flaccid Jim?"

Don't forget the ---S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know they are fake? I can’t say I’ve come across any I think oh that’s a fake account. Am I being stupid?

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"How do you know they are fake? I can’t say I’ve come across any I think oh that’s a fake account. Am I being stupid? "

Me neither!

Hundreds on other sites and apps, but can’t say I’ve really noticed a problem here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know they are fake? I can’t say I’ve come across any I think oh that’s a fake account. Am I being stupid? "

I feel a ban coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know they are fake? I can’t say I’ve come across any I think oh that’s a fake account. Am I being stupid?

I feel a ban coming "

What do you mean? A ban coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab rules say I get banned for what I want to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rules say I get banned for what I want to post "

Brave it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rules say I get banned for what I want to post

Brave it!"

Nah.I agree with that fab rule, some things make sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rules say I get banned for what I want to post

Brave it!

Nah.I agree with that fab rule, some things make sense "

My account is not fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rules say I get banned for what I want to post

Brave it!

Nah.I agree with that fab rule, some things make sense

My account is not fake!"

Far from fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rules say I get banned for what I want to post

Brave it!

Nah.I agree with that fab rule, some things make sense

My account is not fake!"

I wouldn't consider it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My account is not fake!"

Isn't that something a fake profile would say?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Fake tits taste funny, if only we could taste profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My account is not fake!

Isn't that something a fake profile would say?

"

Putting thoughts in the head

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