FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest dick you've seen or had

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No not boris Johnson

The biggest man pole...just intrigued some proper hammers on here....not me by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan is a massive dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex line manager, who also had the honour of being the biggest asshole I've ever known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was 8.34 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 9.5" maybe. I forgot my tape measure

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"About 9.5" maybe. I forgot my tape measure

xx"

Not a sky customer then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

I considered myself below average. But there are some very big guys here. Once saw a guy in a spa who much have been a good 8 inches soft! Even I couldn't stop looking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex"

I mean him, he was the biggest dick I’ve had, absolute tosser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

I considered myself below average. But there are some very big guys here. Once saw a guy in a spa who much have been a good 8 inches soft! Even I couldn't stop looking lol"

I am not sure if it's always an advantage apart from being visually amusing. When I give oral I want to be able to take it all in even with some gagging involved , I like anal without considerable struggle and I like my cervix too, not being unreasonably bashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

Awww that's spoilt my plans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My younger years....bashing the cervix was my goal lol what a twonk I was!

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

I considered myself below average. But there are some very big guys here. Once saw a guy in a spa who much have been a good 8 inches soft! Even I couldn't stop looking lol

This

I feel sorry for guys who are so big they can't fully enjoy a bj down to the balls x

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Biggest ive seen big harold on here .

Biggest ive had 8" ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 or 12 wasn’t much fun at the time went in he got two or 3 pumps and told him to take it out hurt

Was relatively inexperienced at the time

Would love to have a go at one that big now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piers Morgan is a massive dick"

Lol

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

When you take it up the chuff length has little meening but girth is everything, iv had from "are you in" all the way up to "Fuck me, gentle please....OWWW ... EEEEEK "

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

I considered myself below average. But there are some very big guys here. Once saw a guy in a spa who much have been a good 8 inches soft! Even I couldn't stop looking lol

Just add that you like crap sex to that and I’m your man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

Awww that's spoilt my plans

Fold it in half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

Awww that's spoilt my plans

Fold it in half.

Keep it soft??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Watching this thread for my name!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Length or girth? Cos I’ve never had a long one but I have had a thick one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

A lot of guts will be pleased to hear that. 6 is good then.

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Am surprised how little big Harold is mentioned here lol

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

Seen some pretty ridiculous ones in porn, though obviously it's hard to tell what's real or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

I considered myself below average. But there are some very big guys here. Once saw a guy in a spa who much have been a good 8 inches soft! Even I couldn't stop looking lol

This

I feel sorry for guys who are so big they can't fully enjoy a bj down to the balls x "

Yes but then again each throat has a different capacity

Also I am sorry to add i like my g-spot well stimulated and that won't happen with too short without some sex gymnastics.

so there is some happy middle I am sure. Different for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

A lot of guts will be pleased to hear that. 6 is good then."

My fanny is like a tuna can. Short and very wide.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

A lot of guts will be pleased to hear that. 6 is good then.

My fanny is like a tuna can. Short and very wide. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you buy into the myth, all the black men on fabs have huge cocks that are a minimum of ten inches…….. and they all work at Broadcasting house.

This of course is total bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message the other day and honestly what was in his pants looked to me like it was photo shopped. It looked impossibly large!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 9.5 not overly girthy but do okay no complaints. Iv seen bigger in group sessions and felt intimidated a bit .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

Depends where you’re taking it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piers Morgan is a massive dick"

Definitely one of the UKs biggest

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

I met a Brazilian trans girl who was over nine inches and honestly didn’t enjoy it as it was too painful, a size queen I am definitely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

Depends where you’re taking it in "

You'll be fine. Good to process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

Depends where you’re taking it in

You'll be fine. Good to process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've known enough huge dicks to last me a lifetime thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy with cervix bruiser as a username fabbed a few photos of mine. No bloody way, mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was 8.34 inches"

I was kidding if that wasn't clear. How the hell would I know?

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

"It was 8.34 inches

I was kidding if that wasn't clear. How the hell would I know?"

I did think that was a very precise measurement

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The good thing about having a small to average sized willywombat is you can go as hard or fast or slow and steady from any angle or position and you never get told to stop because it hurts.

Also a ball's deep BJ no issues.

A Swiss army penis, good all rounder.

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By *atie-friendlyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheltenham

About 9 inch, loved it, luckily he was a considerate lover.

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

Biggest I had was about 10.5” and girthy and he knew how to use it so it didn’t hurt.

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By *ohnGw1960Man
over a year ago

Belvedere

The biggest one I've seen in the flesh was about 5 " when soft & 9.5 hard, the biggest I've been fucked with was 7" long

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By *iFunMale_southMan
over a year ago

Reading

As an 8 inch owner, this thread makes me sad.

When I was in low 20s I had a few inexperienced women decline on first sight.

Now only no go is my wife's bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was 8.34 inches

I was kidding if that wasn't clear. How the hell would I know?

I did think that was a very precise measurement

It was me taking the piss

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

I considered myself below average. But there are some very big guys here. Once saw a guy in a spa who much have been a good 8 inches soft! Even I couldn't stop looking lol

This

I feel sorry for guys who are so big they can't fully enjoy a bj down to the balls x "

Ah, it's not so bad. Gives the lady room to use her hands too.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Blue whale penises range between eight and ten feet, with a foot-long diameter. Each of its testes along can weigh up to 150 pounds and can ejaculate gallons of sperm in a single go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fucking bus driver the other day!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

About 5'10", was our CEO. Not giving too much away, but his name made him sound like a porn star

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Do guys actually get hard just to measure them self? I have no idea what I measure and wouldn’t dream of measuring myself lol

I don’t really study hard cocks so I have no idea if I’m below average? Average? Or above average? But if anyone wants to look at my pics and tell me what size category I fall into then please do (but don’t judge me on the Elf pic because I know I that was only a “semi”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys actually get hard just to measure them self? I have no idea what I measure and wouldn’t dream of measuring myself lol

Not a semi you just haven't pulled your foreskin back

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do guys actually get hard just to measure them self? I have no idea what I measure and wouldn’t dream of measuring myself lol

It seems most guys just pick a number that makes them feel good.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Do guys actually get hard just to measure them self? I have no idea what I measure and wouldn’t dream of measuring myself lol

Not a semi you just haven't pulled your foreskin back"

Nope it was hard but then lost it when I got the Elf out. Defo a semi lol

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Do guys actually get hard just to measure them self? I have no idea what I measure and wouldn’t dream of measuring myself lol

It seems most guys just pick a number that makes them feel good. "

I think so!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Not had, because I'm straighter than a Roman Road, but the biggest one I ever saw was on a black guy at a gang bang. It was HUGE!!! I was one of only two white guys brave enough to drop my trousers, and the only one other than the black guy himself who could get it up. The lady involved did say afterwards that if she had known how this guy was built, she would have taken the rest of us on first, and saved him for a grand finale.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Pity he has left the site as I could link him but I walked out of the bathroom and his cock was in my Mrs's mouth, "WTF is that" is exactly what went through my mind, it was thick and long, biggest cock I've ever seen. At a guess and no I'm not lying I'm saying ten inches and thick, not a pringle tube thick but about 80% that in circumference, it was huge, it's the doggie vid making her wimp. Should have known better really as his profile read "fuck bbc this is hbc", you learn, lol.

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By *adbod7519Man
over a year ago

Leeds

My ex-bf. At least 10 very thick inches

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I had a nice 8 inch cock, it was not that thick, but it felt ever so nice inside me.

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A Swiss army penis, good all rounder."

I'm going to remember that.

I always thought of my average one as "the anal trainer".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Kane

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

My husband’s cock. Sometimes I’ll add an ‘a’ before cock but as it’s NYE I’m being nice.

Lou x

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By *ourneforfunMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

As someone with only an average 6 and a bit inches, I dont think id want it much longer.

Maybe a bit thicker, but Im happy with what I got.

Of course there are a few women that crave huge cock, but in my experience, most want a cock that can they can take, whilst still being able to touch the right places.

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"As someone with only an average 6 and a bit inches, I dont think id want it much longer.

Maybe a bit thicker, but Im happy with what I got.

Of course there are a few women that crave huge cock, but in my experience, most want a cock that can they can take, whilst still being able to touch the right places."

Actually "6 and a bit" is more than average, which is more like 5 and a bit.

A friend of mine is a dick doctor. He's seen some well over 12...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

Not really I’m pretty average and met a few women who struggle to take it all!

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

Not really I’m pretty average and met a few women who struggle to take it all! "

Likewise. I've had a few who said it was big, and I'm like "What, really?" Hence why I think what we think if as average is actually smaller than people imagine. I know in the Kinsey report they found that men were prone to exaggeration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw myself in the mirror about 10 minutes ago!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No clue but if you struggle to take it all in that's massive isn't it.

Not really I’m pretty average and met a few women who struggle to take it all! "

And I thought grinning emoji was the clue its a tongue in cheek comment

Of course it would vary for different women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw myself in the mirror about 10 minutes ago!!!"

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the biggest of them all..

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By *lacklegendMan
over a year ago

Weston super Mare

The only real way for guys like me who are above 9 inches is to meet the Sizequeens as they appreciate our gift/curse. Also, I find that most of my meets tend to be with cuckold couples, which is fine by me.

If every man on earth had 6 inches it would make life so much easier but also less interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband’s cock. Sometimes I’ll add an ‘a’ before cock but as it’s NYE I’m being nice.

Lou x "

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By *onnatvsussexTV/TS
over a year ago

littlehampton

about 11 inch , but only in mouth, and that was a struggle, could not get much in . and got jaw ache really quick.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

I wish you girls would measure the width of your hands then you could report back with a fairly accurate estimate lol.

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"I met a Brazilian trans girl who was over nine inches and honestly didn’t enjoy it as it was too painful, a size queen I am definitely not "

Could you send her my way please?

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Biggest I have ever seen was in BGHS. It was massive and am sure he must have thought I was rude staring at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

A lot of guts will be pleased to hear that. 6 is good then.

My fanny is like a tuna can. Short and very wide. "
as long as it doesn't smell like 1

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Pity he has left the site as I could link him but I walked out of the bathroom and his cock was in my Mrs's mouth, "WTF is that" is exactly what went through my mind, it was thick and long, biggest cock I've ever seen. At a guess and no I'm not lying I'm saying ten inches and thick, not a pringle tube thick but about 80% that in circumference, it was huge, it's the doggie vid making her wimp. Should have known better really as his profile read "fuck bbc this is hbc", you learn, lol."

She takes it well though, nice sound on the last thrust.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Long time ago in a galaxy far away

I came across one I couldn't get my hand round, and I've got big hands

He was a novelty, but no one wants to ride Space Mountain every day of the week.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I saw and yes I had to do more than a double take, a male in Playa del ingles and he is hung very well.

I have spoken to others about him in pdi and I was told by the locals he is often asked to attend venues to help satisfy the ladies.

No I didn't touch just looked with watery eyes (ouch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 inch was the biggest I've seen. Made my eyes water just looking at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 10"

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"About 8 inches. I'd seen pics but nothing next to it for scale. Not fun at all for either of us. 6 inches max for me.

This!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"The good thing about having a small to average sized willywombat is you can go as hard or fast or slow and steady from any angle or position and you never get told to stop because it hurts.

Also a ball's deep BJ no issues.

A Swiss army penis, good all rounder."

Hahaha a Swiss army Penis. I'm stealing that name

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Seems like all the biggest ones are reserved for men

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

So, people in this thread who've encountered all these proper monster cocks... what did you measure them with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 25" . I swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems like all the biggest ones are reserved for men

Some of us reserved for the ladies

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