FabSwingers.com forum: It comes in threes..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bad luck that is!

I'm awaiting my third bit of bad luck. Anyone care to enlighten me as to what it could be?

Funnier the better because it's probably wise to tread carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big C... COVID!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Your nose falls off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad luck that is!

I'm awaiting my third bit of bad luck. Anyone care to enlighten me as to what it could be?

Funnier the better because it's probably wise to tread carefully

I’m arriving in 5 minutes. Sorry, you’ll just have to deal with me

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By *ouise73Woman
over a year ago

Crawley

Half way through passion and the doorbell goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tread on some Lego that’s been left on the floor!!

You slip when getting in the shower and break a bone!!

You think a fart will be silent in a crowded room and it’s loud…then you accidentally follow through!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

All the apples fall off your tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as your lover is about to cum their phone will ring next to the bed; their spouse calling….

Happened to me too.

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your numbers come up on the lottery but you didnt put it on

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I thought this was going to be a thread about who gets the most orgasms in threesomes, oh well.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You will be abducted by aliens and have bizarre sexual experiments performed upon you.

Oh….did I happen to mention that the aliens culprits are a clone race of Jabba The Hutt crossed with Donald Trump lookalikes?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

You slip and end up with a live WW2 artillery shell up your jacksie, and need bomb disposal to attend A&E with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr cuffs you to the bed and the key snaps in the lock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropping your most expensive sextoy on your toe, breaking both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse expands to the size of a small island, following the excesses of the festive season.

Or maybe that’s just mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You slip and end up with a live WW2 artillery shell up your jacksie, and need bomb disposal to attend A&E with you!"

Another ‘true’ story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You slip and end up with a live WW2 artillery shell up your jacksie, and need bomb disposal to attend A&E with you!"

Mine is currently big enough to conceal 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks all for the giggles

Back in bed now, someone almost crashed into me earlier because they didn't think to check their mirrors before moving into my lane. Thankfully no damage done or anyone hurt but I wasn't feeling well to start with never mind dealing with that.

Finally got some night time cold and flu tabs and some olbas oil for my pillow so fingers crossed I sleep better tonight.

Welcome to take pity on me, someone to press cold flannels on my head and someone to massage my feet.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Thanks all for the giggles

Finally got some night time cold and flu tabs and some olbas oil for my pillow so fingers crossed I sleep better tonight.

Welcome to take pity on me, someone to press cold flannels on my head and someone to massage my feet.

Sending you positive healing vibes

(It was one at least decent side effect the aliens bestowed upon me after they abducted me so unceremoniously and defiled me in such a most disagreeable manner…)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sending you positive healing vibes

(It was one at least decent side effect the aliens bestowed upon me after they abducted me so unceremoniously and defiled me in such a most disagreeable manner…) "

I'm actually a jabba the hutt lookalike too - that'll be interesting.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I'm actually a jabba the hutt lookalike too - that'll be interesting. "

I’m more of a Gamorrean Guard

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I'm actually a jabba the hutt lookalike too - that'll be interesting.

I’m more of a Gamorrean Guard "

I’m a Rancor

(that’s not a spelling mistake either….)

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

know the feeling atm lol. Had puncture on my car tire, isolation due to covid over xmas and now the showers broke too. Roll on payday and been allowed out after new years day lol. it can only get better xT

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