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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking about this and then saw a previous post about what catching a guys eye. I'm wondering what catches a ladies eye?

I'm considering updating my profile and pics.

Any suggestions? I'm fully aware of the jokes to follow and happy to have a laugh with this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tightie Whities.....aparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rogue false eyelashes!

And rolled up sleeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tape measure marked penis pic’

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

A seductive tease pic will always get me to pause and investigate

Whether he can hold my attention is another matter

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Smiles and positivity.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm considering updating my profile and pics.

Any suggestions? "

I suggest deleting the two of your tongue and the dusty hoodie shoulder pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red shorts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big boobs and a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tightie Whities.....aparently

Did you see the suicide squad where bullseye said it to pacemaker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my answer on a very similar thread yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wellies and nothing else. Preferably stood in a cow shed surrounded by cows

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A face pic every time x

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

"Io think it depends on who you want to attract. For me it's Humour. I just checked out a guys page because he had a very dry worry answer in a thread. Once I'm there a nice torso and tease works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I put my answer on a very similar thread yesterday!"

What was the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wellies and nothing else. Preferably stood in a cow shed surrounded by cows

I would fab such a pic!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies

(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My attention is caught by men who show humour and insight on the forum. Photos which are sexy or funny but not graphic. Someone who writes about connection and intimacy instead of "sexy fun" is my kind of person. Not that I am meeting. Theoretically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies

(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)"

Be still my beating minge

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies

(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)

Be still my beating minge

Science never lies, see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great upper body pic of a well dressed or shirtless guy that looks well looked after and clean. Not a close up cock pic in sight on the public photos and a great sense of humour in messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies

(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)

Be still my beating minge

Science never lies, see

I go looking in hot pics when I'm desperate. Always come up trumps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies

(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)"

Fanny flutters at the very thought

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies

(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)

Fanny flutters at the very thought

Science for the win! - I learnt this sexual trick when I attended a special seminar at Sydney University…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies

(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)"

I'm dying hahahaha

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

Ladies like to see how big your Sky remote is. They're more impressed by big ones, so it's best to put a small cock next to it to make it look even bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm considering updating my profile and pics.

Any suggestions?

I suggest deleting the two of your tongue and the dusty hoodie shoulder pic "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be still my beating minge

I know a Shakespere lover when I see one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be still my beating minge

I know a Shakespere lover when I see one

What light through yonder toilet breaks?

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

halton

Wow this is helping me know why I do so bad I don’t have sky remote and my toilet and bathroom is clean ffs

Any other tips I will correct myself now lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Wow this is helping me know why I do so bad I don’t have sky remote and my toilet and bathroom is clean ffs

Any other tips I will correct myself now lol"

Refer to them as bitches. Bitches like being called bitches. Theres just something about it... bitches. It puts them in their place and reminds them that us non bitches are in charge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The sky Q remote is smaller than the old one so happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be still my beating minge

I know a Shakespere lover when I see one

What light through yonder toilet breaks?

Young Falconer, a minge in the hand is worth two in the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something what defines you. More than a single guy looking for a partner in crime.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I love humour in a photo!

Failing that, open shirt in monochrome, thighs, base of penis peeking under slightly pulled down pants.

And also love a smile picture! If it’s just a mouth with a big grin I’ll fab it.

If it’s in person, eyes and smile.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

I like a renegade who whistles his own tune and skips along to the beat.

And a similar sense of humour to myself and kind twinkly eyes that light up when they see me/hear me/talk to me.

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By *oxyFemme72Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies

(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)"

Superb - works for me every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love humour in a photo!

Failing that, open shirt in monochrome, thighs, base of penis peeking under slightly pulled down pants.

And also love a smile picture! If it’s just a mouth with a big grin I’ll fab it.

If it’s in person, eyes and smile.

Love all of that will see what I can do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something what defines you. More than a single guy looking for a partner in crime. "

I like this too

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