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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pretty please

You know how it works, say you're in and PM someone on the thread so they can post it in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I must be an untrustworthy host

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe everyone wants stealth mode (ninja)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't understand the game ! I say I'm in, PM you and say I really want to fuck you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like the ‘my mate fancies you’ threads? But the XXX rates version?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this like the ‘my mate fancies you’ threads? But the XXX rates version? "

Oooooooo I thought I would say I’m in, someone messages me and I then have to say who messaged on the thread

In that case I’m

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this like the ‘my mate fancies you’ threads? But the XXX rates version? "

Yeah, no beating around the bush, diving straight in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this like the ‘my mate fancies you’ threads? But the XXX rates version?

Yeah, no beating around the bush, diving straight in "

I like it.

I’m in then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going well then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m in

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I'm in....

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m in for some xxx rated messages

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *teve_38Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this like the ‘my mate fancies you’ threads? But the XXX rates version? "

Looks that way….. thanks Op. I’m in

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I am in,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cautiously testing I’m in

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh ok well I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how do we do it?

-C

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

willing to give it a go

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Sounds like fun

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Sits quietly more in hope than expectation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For xKinky Angelx

Wonderingpurpose wants to spend a day on the beach with you, lounging, reading, sipping drinks, admiring your body. Then devouring you in the evening.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"For xKinky Angelx

Wonderingpurpose wants to spend a day on the beach with you, lounging, reading, sipping drinks, admiring your body. Then devouring you in the evening. "

Sender's name should not be included. Lol. Ah well she knows anyway I hope

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I must be an untrustworthy host "

I trust no one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For xKinky Angelx

Wonderingpurpose wants to spend a day on the beach with you, lounging, reading, sipping drinks, admiring your body. Then devouring you in the evening.

Sender's name should not be included. Lol. Ah well she knows anyway I hope"

I kinda do!

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

This could be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in but have no idea at all what were are into or what we do.. we just love the not knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky News - Breaking news - someone would like me to let Alder know that “my head is currently lay back against a cushion when it should be between her legs.”

Now that’s a what I call a soft furnishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in (I think )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For xKinky Angelx

Wonderingpurpose wants to spend a day on the beach with you, lounging, reading, sipping drinks, admiring your body. Then devouring you in the evening.

Sender's name should not be included. Lol. Ah well she knows anyway I hope"

Oh crikey really! Sorry, I shouldn't play these games

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I must be an untrustworthy host "

Are you playing postie OP..???! Or we having to guess who is delivering messages

...like blindman's bluff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky News - Breaking news - someone would like me to let Alder know that “my head is currently lay back against a cushion when it should be between her legs.”

Now that’s a what I call a soft furnishing.

"

Who is this Sky News

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"For xKinky Angelx

Wonderingpurpose wants to spend a day on the beach with you, lounging, reading, sipping drinks, admiring your body. Then devouring you in the evening.

Sender's name should not be included. Lol. Ah well she knows anyway I hope

Oh crikey really! Sorry, I shouldn't play these games "

Lol. All's well that ends well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So how do we do it?

-C "

Message someone on the thread and tell them you want to fuck someone, make the messages as creative as you like and they will post it on the thread without revealing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must be an untrustworthy host

Are you playing postie OP..???! Or we having to guess who is delivering messages

...like blindman's bluff? "

I just started the thread, happy to act postman

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"So how do we do it?

-C

Message someone on the thread and tell them you want to fuck someone, make the messages as creative as you like and they will post it on the thread without revealing you "

Last part is very important. Lol

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By *tnh83Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how do we do it?

-C

Message someone on the thread and tell them you want to fuck someone, make the messages as creative as you like and they will post it on the thread without revealing you

Last part is very important. Lol"

Hahaha. That’s pretty funny.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

This isn’t going very well, I’m getting messages of what people want to do to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This isn’t going very well, I’m getting messages of what people want to do to me "

1st rule of fab, people can't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be arsed with this, I ask myself.

Ah, go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had this riddle sent to me, I wonder if anyone can understand what it means…

“Could you please let wanderingpurpose know that he can find a purpose between my thick thighs.”

Good luck.

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By *icennaughtyguyMan
over a year ago

Northants

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky News - Breaking news - someone would like me to let Alder know that “my head is currently lay back against a cushion when it should be between her legs.”

Now that’s a what I call a soft furnishing.

Who is this Sky News "

A good reporter never reveals his sources

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For xKinky Angelx

Wonderingpurpose wants to spend a day on the beach with you, lounging, reading, sipping drinks, admiring your body. Then devouring you in the evening.

Sender's name should not be included. Lol. Ah well she knows anyway I hope"

Busted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Giving my best and expecting yours.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

In

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’ve just had this riddle sent to me, I wonder if anyone can understand what it means…

“Could you please let wanderingpurpose know that he can find a purpose between my thick thighs.”

Good luck. "

I'm a lover of thick thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will give it a try

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm in, could do with something to brighten up the covid isolating

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Cautiously testing I’m in "

I'm sure you get plenty anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is awful, Im out. Unless anyone wants a message sent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky News - Breaking news - someone would like me to let Alder know that “my head is currently lay back against a cushion when it should be between her legs.”

Now that’s a what I call a soft furnishing.

Who is this Sky News

A good reporter never reveals his sources "

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Will give it a go.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

In for a little afternoon fuckery x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some mail to deliver:

“ quetzalcoatl, you’ve been on my hotlist for ages now, fancy moving to between my legs?”

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

This just in from a rather handsome, fine specimen of a man…

“Could you let the beautiful Dieu know that I’d love to discover if her breasts are as enjoyable to lie on as my pillows.”

I’d say more enjoyable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…—.—…-.-..-.—…-…-….—.-…..

My rough morse code has deciphered the following communique from someone delightfully sexy.

“ quetzalcoatl - I’d like to glaze him like a doughnut and lick every last inch of him x”

That sounds like the sweetest of treats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Royal Mail’s got nothing on me

Message for _eardedman7 - “tie me up and tickle my bits with that beard, I can promise I won’t soak you tho x”

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Royal Mail’s got nothing on me

Message for _eardedman7 - “tie me up and tickle my bits with that beard, I can promise I won’t soak you tho x”"

I am reliably informed that she meant *can’t* promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that I would love to spend hours tracing every curve of her body with my tongue

^This just popped into my box, it wasn’t for me…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in. These knees are ready for some carpet burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you lets _issyeuxbleus know that I’d like to stare passionately into those deep blue eyes whilst we do the deed… (over and over again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you lets _issyeuxbleus know that I’d like to stare passionately into those deep blue eyes whilst we do the deed… (over and over again)"

Said my friend

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Could you please let wanderingpurpose know that he can find a purpose between my thick thighs

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I suppose I have a bit of time to play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

nameofme, I have a message for you from a very lady

And she would like to let you know that she would ride you till you screamed her name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok we’re in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh... I'm In

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that I would love to spend hours tracing every curve of her body with my tongue

^This just popped into my box, it wasn’t for me….."

Oooh now this sounds delicious

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Could you please let wanderingpurpose know that he can find a purpose between my thick thighs"

Same message twice. I'm blessed and confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out now a quick curious peek lol

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Can you lets _issyeuxbleus know that I’d like to stare passionately into those deep blue eyes whilst we do the deed… (over and over again)

Said my friend "

Damn! I thought you wanted to do the deed with me for a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy friend says

Could you tell the OP that I’ve a booty in need of some loving, he can be as gentle or rough as he likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nameofme, I have a message for you from a very lady

And she would like to let you know that she would ride you till you screamed her name "

Sounds good, but I’ll need a name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im in - and have no idea how this works

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for Lady Luck - looks like you need something else down those knickers, happy to lend a hand or…

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A deliciously sexy lady would like to tell Woody she would love to smooth down his 'knotty' bits

Now there is an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey can you tell kinky that I want her to wrap those short legs of hers around my shoulders

Many thanks

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A fella wants to let Dieu know

"I want to slide my cock between them amazing boobs and more"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy friend says

Could you tell the OP that I’ve a booty in need of some loving, he can be as gentle or rough as he likes "

Sounds like a offer one can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good heavens. This just in from a stupendously sexy so and so.

“Hippychick - I’d love to scissor you into the sunset and I’ve had many lady wanks over the very thought x”

Oooft! Lady wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey can you tell kinky that I want her to wrap those short legs of hers around my shoulders

Many thanks

"

Oh, I'm intrigued!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Roll up roll up, I have a three way message from a total hunk…

“Hello. Can you please let xKinky_Angelx, Dancer36 and Dieu know that the thought of a sexy Scottish foursome leaves my imagination in knots and my cock harder than ever

Room for a fifth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good heavens. This just in from a stupendously sexy so and so.

“Hippychick - I’d love to scissor you into the sunset and I’ve had many lady wanks over the very thought x”

Oooft! Lady wanks "

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mail for Chrissy, from Chrissycox69. You are gorgeous, and I'd lick every inch of those sexy legs if given the chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a fuck so I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s some horny fuckers in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll up roll up, I have a three way message from a total hunk…

“Hello. Can you please let xKinky_Angelx, Dancer36 and Dieu know that the thought of a sexy Scottish foursome leaves my imagination in knots and my cock harder than ever

Room for a fifth? "

I should never have joined this thread in my current horny state. I’m literally dying here!

Thanks for my lovely messages though, to those who have sent me one or posted it on their behalf xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Roll up roll up, I have a three way message from a total hunk…

“Hello. Can you please let xKinky_Angelx, Dancer36 and Dieu know that the thought of a sexy Scottish foursome leaves my imagination in knots and my cock harder than ever

Room for a fifth? "

You can sit yourself right next to me gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot gent would like to ask Rickshawed if he could borrow her for the night, like a car? …

He’d bring you back with a few more miles on the clock, and in fabulous condition as he’d give you the once over.

Now that’s what I call a service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have mail for Chrissy, from Chrissycox69. You are gorgeous, and I'd lick every inch of those sexy legs if given the chance.

"

shame I don't know who this is something else may be getting every inch licked if I did

-C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll up roll up, I have a three way message from a total hunk…

“Hello. Can you please let xKinky_Angelx, Dancer36 and Dieu know that the thought of a sexy Scottish foursome leaves my imagination in knots and my cock harder than ever

Room for a fifth? "

Oh, my. That would be some 5sum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippychick, the first time I saw you I wanted you, but stayed in the shadows so as not to make a tool of myself. I wish you could be my happy new year.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Royal Mail’s got nothing on me

Message for _eardedman7 - “tie me up and tickle my bits with that beard, I can promise I won’t soak you tho x”"

Send me a message and I will sort that out for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippychick, the first time I saw you I wanted you, but stayed in the shadows so as not to make a tool of myself. I wish you could be my happy new year.

"

But I don’t know who you are

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Well my mailbox is scorching…

From an absolute stunner..

“Eloquently quaint - love a bit of fresh meat! Come let me lead you astray

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Hippychick, the first time I saw you I wanted you, but stayed in the shadows so as not to make a tool of myself. I wish you could be my happy new year.

But I don’t know who you are "

Happy to claim it if nobody comes forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy friend says Can you do me a favour and pass this on to Dancer.

I fantasise about watching you dance seductively in front of me to a song before we have intense passionate sex. I can easily find a song that’s less than 5 seconds long for you.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Psssst, I’ve a message for a Mr TodgerMoore from a beautiful lady…

“Can you please tell TodgerMoore that a certain lady likes him as much as he likes her.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still haven't figured out how this works. But what the heck? I am in.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My sexy friend wishes to ask Hippy chick - if she’d like to lie down in a bed of flowers with me? Nothing hippy related, We would simply be naked making each other climax over and over and over again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very seductively beautiful friend of mine has slipped into my inbox to ask me to deliver this message

Name of me- can I replace that Santa hat with my mouth! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for Chrissycox from a handsome young specimen:

“I wish we could spend the day together with a photoshoot, your photos look fantastic and even watching NBC as well as all the filthy fun we can get up to”.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"My sexy friend says Can you do me a favour and pass this on to Dancer.

I fantasise about watching you dance seductively in front of me to a song before we have intense passionate sex. I can easily find a song that’s less than 5 seconds long for you. "

Come into my box and we can figure something out

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A hot gent would like to ask Rickshawed if he could borrow her for the night, like a car? …

He’d bring you back with a few more miles on the clock, and in fabulous condition as he’d give you the once over.

Now that’s what I call a service!

"

Does he know how to pump me full of fuel? Or change the oil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for Chrissycox from a handsome young specimen:

“I wish we could spend the day together with a photoshoot, your photos look fantastic and even watching NBC as well as all the filthy fun we can get up to”.

"

Oooh thank you Dieu

Maybe we could have an X rated shoot before a NBC cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I joined this now - it’s so much fun! I feel a bit bad for those not getting a mention though, so will try to work on that x

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Oh a very attractive mate of mine has a message for Hippychick

Hippychick, the first time I saw you I wanted you, but stayed in the shadows so as not to make a tool of myself. I wish you could be my happy new year.

But I don’t know who you are, we have met face to face once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that it matters but I’m out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh a very attractive mate of mine has a message for Hippychick

Hippychick, the first time I saw you I wanted you, but stayed in the shadows so as not to make a tool of myself. I wish you could be my happy new year.

But I don’t know who you are, we have met face to face once"

Have we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy friend wishes to ask Hippy chick - if she’d like to lie down in a bed of flowers with me? Nothing hippy related, We would simply be naked making each other climax over and over and over again."

Who are you

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By *oublethefunMan
over a year ago

royston

I'm in. Always on the lookout for my next victim. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my mailbox is scorching…

From an absolute stunner..

“Eloquently quaint - love a bit of fresh meat! Come let me lead you astray ”"

Wow . You know where my door is. You just need to knock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could you tell Keyzer Soze that I want to pour melted coconut oil all over him and slide my body all over his.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please could you tell Keyzer Soze that I want to pour melted coconut oil all over him and slide my body all over his.

X"

From a beautiful lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t be a postie anymore. Sorry

Have fun guys.

Thanks Op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very beautiful and busty female has just slid into my DMs with this message.

"Please could you tell Keyser_Soze that I am turned on by his brain as much as his body."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MissYeuxBleus j'aimerais te baiser toute la nuit xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“In” for a penny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please could you tell Keyzer Soze that I want to pour melted coconut oil all over him and slide my body all over his.

X

From a beautiful lady x"

Your beautiful lady friend best get in a supply then, cos it’s on!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A luscious lovely lady has a message for both Beardedman7 and name of me

She wishes to sandwich herself between you.

Frankly I think you've both struck gold there

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"MissYeuxBleus j'aimerais te baiser toute la nuit xxx"

Oooooooh et j'aimerais que tu me baises toute la nuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very beautiful and busty female has just slid into my DMs with this message.

"Please could you tell Keyser_Soze that I am turned on by his brain as much as his body.""

Your beautiful and busty friend is more than welcome to come and explore both in far more detail.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"A luscious lovely lady has a message for both Beardedman7 and name of me

She wishes to sandwich herself between you.

Frankly I think you've both struck gold there "

Drop me a message let’s sort it

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

An absolute beaut has this message…

“Please could you tell Spaceboy88 that a normally shy lady wants him to know that his juicy lips would be most welcome on her pussy”

oooooft!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks all! I enjoyed that so much. I can’t play postie for the moment as I’ve just done my nails.

Xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

This rather delightful pairing would like to tell - Cockosaurus and Woody B they can join us for some hands on fun anytime. They can bring the cream to spread over my mince pies.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn’t going very well, I’m getting messages of what people want to do to me "

Well, my thought was why wouldn't you just tell them yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very beautiful woman wants me to say

"

Message Todgermoore

Hope forgive me nearly forgot the treats have created and hope you enjoy, feel in person be soo much more fun thou soon yes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very seductively beautiful friend of mine has slipped into my inbox to ask me to deliver this message

Name of me- can I replace that Santa hat with my mouth! X

"

…I just dropped it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A luscious lovely lady has a message for both Beardedman7 and name of me

She wishes to sandwich herself between you.

Frankly I think you've both struck gold there "

I’m game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for CatNipKittyKat…..

‘What’s up pussycat ? x’

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By *edtiggerMan
over a year ago

hampshire

I’m in , let’s have a browse x

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"A very beautiful woman wants me to say

"

Message Todgermoore

Hope forgive me nearly forgot the treats have created and hope you enjoy, feel in person be soo much more fun thou soon yes""

Oooh i say… treats…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very expressive message from a beautiful lady

Redtigger - Christ on a fucking bike, where do you come from!

Now there’s an arse I wouldn’t mine squeezing as you slide on into me x

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By *edtiggerMan
over a year ago

hampshire


"Very expressive message from a beautiful lady

Redtigger - Christ on a fucking bike, where do you come from!

Now there’s an arse I wouldn’t mine squeezing as you slide on into me x"

Chrissycox make sure you get a firm grip won’t you lady .

You can pull me in to slide in as much as you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very expressive message from a beautiful lady

Redtigger - Christ on a fucking bike, where do you come from!

Now there’s an arse I wouldn’t mine squeezing as you slide on into me x

Chrissycox make sure you get a firm grip won’t you lady .

You can pull me in to slide in as much as you want "

That message was for me to post cutie, not my words

-C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in

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By *inkyDom96Man
over a year ago

Yarmouth

Sounds fun, go on I’m in

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Ooo love this one, I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't all jump on me at once.

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By *igGfunMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Im in

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By *almer2810Man
over a year ago

telford

I’m in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh my word… an extremely sexy and gorgeous woman has just sent me this…

“Planning my first MMMMF and I'd love Cockosaurus, Nameofme, WoodyB and Beardedman7 if they're free?”

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By *almer2810Man
over a year ago

telford

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be postie xx

-C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A saucy message for MissYeuxBleus from a handsome chap:

Would you please ask MissYB if she’ll please ride my face like she stole it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This fancy fella decided to send his own faf message to the intended recipient. Todger Moore, when is our date at spoons going ahead?

Can you please tell Appletreeshe is stunning and has unrestricted access to my pants at all times xxx

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Oh my word… an extremely sexy and gorgeous woman has just sent me this…

“Planning my first MMMMF and I'd love Cockosaurus, Nameofme, WoodyB and Beardedman7 if they're free?”"

Let me know when x

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By *arzival999Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I’m in, tell me you want to fuck me!!

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'm in, going for a prowl up-thread

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then....

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in…

Happy to be posties too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very aroused hot gentleman asked me to post this

"Hello. Can you please tell Appletree that her photos make me sway from wanting to absolutely fuck her so hard, to stroking her and whispering sweet nothings in her ear. Thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still confused but in

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A delightful profile messaged me this..

Could you please tell naughtywelsh35 that if he needs somewhere to hide that weapon of mass destruction I can warm myself up for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my word… an extremely sexy and gorgeous woman has just sent me this…

“Planning my first MMMMF and I'd love Cockosaurus, Nameofme, WoodyB and Beardedman7 if they're free?”

Let me know when x"

Haha. Greedy. …. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My imagination is running wild just by who sent it and the thoughts whirring around

Could you tell _eyond purity that 2022 should be the year I dance between them.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Back in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent to me by a very attractive person;

If you'd be so kind, can you tell _utlongjohn, if he'd be up for shaving. I want it down my throat.

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