FabSwingers.com forum: What's happening on your local updates?

By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Always makes me chuckle

One wants two BBC but must be vaccinated

Another unexpected pregnancy!!! I wonder if she knows who the father is!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His wife is at work he wants to talk about her,lol pretty sure it's just him on here .bet she has no idea lol

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Need new fresh meat on here preferably in a size 6ft 3 18 stone, but a girl can dream ??"

That rules me out then

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Someone been to A and E. It’s ok though as it’s not broken. Just sprained.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Some strange man asking what’s your New Years reduction…

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One man is offering to pleasure clits discreetly while another very hopeful sounding one is after either one or two women to join him.

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Some strange man asking what’s your New Years reduction…

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Lol

that made me laugh!!!

There's another always wanting young meat!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Horning

"Some strange man asking what’s your New Years reduction…

Down to £10.99 in the sales?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some woman looking for all her holes to be filled to send her into 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Some strange man asking what’s your New Years reduction…

Lol. Strange man?

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

This one was funny

Just had the worst take away in my life and now need to angry fuck someone

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

A woman from the top of Scotland is going shopping in Kendal......

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Some strange man asking what’s your New Years reduction…

Lol. Strange man? "

Couldn’t resist

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There's a glory hole open, some daytime dogging and a 3 day load needs draining. Perhaps I should send the latter a phone number for a washing machine engineer? Sounds challenging

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

They're comedy gold!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Someone is so horny for worn knickers

Two brothers up for a mmf

Someone for a hot connection for penetration x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A few people have uploaded some beautiful photos. Someone's telling a dad joke and clearly rather happy.

Another is celebrating a negative PCR test.

It's not too bad today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a number of straight men willing to suck my penis.

There’s a couple of ladies who want their site supports pass buying for them.

There’s a whole raft of offers for me to ‘cum n go’

A couple who appear to be obsessed with their local club.

Oh and there’s a couple of women I could fuck if I fab their photo’s.

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By *ulnade70sCouple
over a year ago

Up north

Someone has ran out of messages and wants someone to pay for site supporter!

Come on its not expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of people shagging and getting verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone saying they won’t be renewing when it’s up although they have said this since I joined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently someone loves her new 9” girthy dildo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy reflecting on the benefits of having a naked housemaid.

My personal reflection is that he’s a sexist twat.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Last time I quoted my local updates I got a ban for 24 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a couple of rants.

Someone with covid.

Many typos

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Last time I quoted my local updates I got a ban for 24 hours

Blimey what the hell was it... You might have to dm though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I quoted my local updates I got a ban for 24 hours

I did wonder about this ...

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Mostly seasonal photos and verifications... we seem to be quite happy locally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure any of us have provided any actual quotes, even though it is pretty identifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wanting to give his load to a couple or a single lady before he goes to the gym…

Does this approach ever work?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual"

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

It's ok I did it earlier this week

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Never check them

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

It's ok I did it earlier this week

Did it work though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

It's ok I did it earlier this week

Did it work though?

Of course it bloody didn't!!

Mine says I am not meeting. I quite like this as it means if they message asking to meet I have a get-out clause right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

I know your not meeting but..........

Sorry couldnt help my self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

I know your not meeting but..........

Sorry couldnt help my self"

And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote!

It's quite relaxing tbh.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

People seem to be quite chipper on mine, which is nice to see. Lot's of couples and ladies looking for NYE plans, a lady who seems to think it might be her birthday and a rather gorgeous looking lady adding pics of her deep-throating a rabbit - glorious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

I know your not meeting but..........

Sorry couldnt help my self

And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote!

It's quite relaxing tbh. "
i bet. Would do my head in. Some right plant pots on here.

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

A few people looking for hogmanay plans.

1 woman has had a good time with her wand this morning.

1 chap has tied his wife up and is looking for opinions on what to do first. Go for a pint man!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"People seem to be quite chipper on mine, which is nice to see. Lot's of couples and ladies looking for NYE plans, a lady who seems to think it might be her birthday and a rather gorgeous looking lady adding pics of her deep-throating a rabbit - glorious."

I totally just had a hideous image in my head of a woman and a fluffy bunny and wondered how it had got past the mods until I remembered the name of a popular sex toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always makes me chuckle

One wants two BBC but must be vaccinated

Another unexpected pregnancy!!! I wonder if she knows who the father is!!! "

The Father quote.....

excellent

I'm sure the lady in question is very happy with her news....would she advertise if she wasn't, I'll have a think about it... congrats to her...

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

She's not sure when her birthday is!

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Always makes me chuckle

One wants two BBC but must be vaccinated

Another unexpected pregnancy!!! I wonder if she knows who the father is!!!

The Father quote.....

excellent

I'm sure the lady in question is very happy with her news....would she advertise if she wasn't, I'll have a think about it... congrats to her..."

She also said she's not meeting for awhile! How good this news is I'm not sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/12/21 12:52:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

I know your not meeting but..........

Sorry couldnt help my self

And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote!

It's quite relaxing tbh. i bet. Would do my head in. Some right plant pots on here."

Plant pots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

I know your not meeting but..........

Sorry couldnt help my self

And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote!

It's quite relaxing tbh. i bet. Would do my head in. Some right plant pots on here.

Plant pots?

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idiots.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.

Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.

Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.

And someone else is looking for business ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual

That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too

I know your not meeting but..........

Sorry couldnt help my self

And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote!

It's quite relaxing tbh. i bet. Would do my head in. Some right plant pots on here.

Plant pots?

idiots."

I hadn't heard that one. Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.

Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.

Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.

And someone else is looking for business ideas.

Someone with Covid is advertising that they're meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Years resolution is to make sure the wife’s pussy is abused a bit more than this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New Years resolution is to make sure the wife’s pussy is abused a bit more than this year"

Lovely

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Lots of new men joining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not going to believe THIS! Men are posting photos of their cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not going to believe THIS! Men are posting photos of their cocks!

Neverrrrrr!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

A lot of people wanting outside fun, tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not going to believe THIS! Men are posting photos of their cocks!

Neverrrrrr!"

It's true Dieu! Like, just their willies.

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

"A few people looking for hogmanay plans.

1 woman has had a good time with her wand this morning.

1 chap has tied his wife up and is looking for opinions on what to do first. Go for a pint man!!

The guy with the tied up wife is now looking to meet today alone. I'm left thinking he's tied his Mrs up and f'ed off out looking for a meet.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

One woman is always moaning about men, in a really mean way.

Fuck knows why any man wants to fuck a miserable cow like that.

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By *cotsguy4funMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/N Lanarkshire

A guy wants to be used as a sex toy all night

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Nearly everyone looking for 'fun' ... if you could bottle it, and sell it, you'd 'be a millionaire'!?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Bloke loving the fact his missus has booked up a meet without him not being involved in the discussion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there’s someone asking to meet in the gym I go to

And someone else saying there’s poo all over their sheets

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

It's all happening where you are no updates on mine for awhile!

Loving these you couldn't make it up!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Someone's having a night in for nye

A man is looking for 2 women for edging and someone else is on route to Nottingham!

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Someone's having a night in for nye

A man is looking for 2 women for edging and someone else is on route to Nottingham! "

He'll be lucky!!

Oh look your not far from me!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

There's a couple saying there will sexy NYE fun, even its just them, a camera, their stripping point game and toys of a different kind....

Oh that's us

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"There's a couple saying there will sexy NYE fun, even its just them, a camera, their stripping point game and toys of a different kind....

Oh that's us

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that's not allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One woman is always moaning about men, in a really mean way.

Fuck knows why any man wants to fuck a miserable cow like that."

There’s one of those on everyone’s local updates. I often think to myself that if your experience is so miserable that you need to complain continuously.

Just hit the UNLOS sequence.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"One woman is always moaning about men, in a really mean way.

Fuck knows why any man wants to fuck a miserable cow like that.

There’s one of those on everyone’s local updates. I often think to myself that if your experience is so miserable that you need to complain continuously.

Just hit the UNLOS sequence. "
or just block 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New Years resolution is to make sure the wife’s pussy is abused a bit more than this year

Lovely

I know right? She must be so happy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One man is offering to pleasure clits discreetly while another very hopeful sounding one is after either one or two women to join him. "

I’ll pleasure two clits, discretely if strictly necessary, if one is yours

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"One man is offering to pleasure clits discreetly while another very hopeful sounding one is after either one or two women to join him.

I’ll pleasure two clits, discretely if strictly necessary, if one is yours "

You smooth talker you

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Mostly people wanting to meet tomorrow night... they haven't been very organised lol

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Someone asking if anyone is DTF (whatever that is???)

Others “wanna meet”

One guy wants to bump into someone on a walk in some woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asking if anyone is DTF (whatever that is???)

Others “wanna meet”

One guy wants to bump into someone on a walk in some woods"

DTF "down to fuck"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.

Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.

Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.

And someone else is looking for business ideas.

Someone with Covid is advertising that they're meeting?

No the lady with covid wasn't meeting but 2 desperados were begging her to still meet them because they've been double jabbed so they'll be ok.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Really feel for this guy…

“Why ain't there any women parked up anywhere instead of old perves lol”

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Someone asking if anyone is DTF (whatever that is???)

Others “wanna meet”

One guy wants to bump into someone on a walk in some woods

DTF "down to fuck""

Yes. They're obviously not a jersey shore fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My locals? I’m alright if I want my cock sucked by a guy…because they like sucking straight cock.

Well, it bends a little to the left so I can’t call them.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Nearly everyone looking for 'fun' ... if you could bottle it, and sell it, you'd 'be a millionaire'!?

...seems a few that didn't find fun this afternoon now saying Fab is a waste of time... bless

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Lots of new members

Men looking for women who can accommodate

People having a snowy new year

Guys looking to end/start the year with a bang

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By *ulnade70sCouple
over a year ago

Up north

Someone's leg hair is longer than some guys beard!

Oh and some couple moaning about guys outside their age range contacting them!

Guess they've not heard of age filters!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Local headlines include

Leg hair longer than beard,

Xmas ruined because the kids were always in the way,

sites gone to poo,

#tag in bed poorly NOT covid.

Tune in later for further updates...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One couple is upset that no horny females fancy watching them fuck tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Anyone for snow now'

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"'Anyone for snow now'

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I guess they're not talking about the weather!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Soneone broke an ankle. Someones free untill 11am, and one chap looking for an older bbw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual couple moaning about not being able to find bi males.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these threads!

Someone is looking to get sucked off around 11pm.

Someone else is offering a porn and (illegal word) party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people making new year’s eve plans, which is very good too see, but not when none want someone as young as myself! hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Anyone for snow now'

I guess they're not talking about the weather! "

I'd guess not!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Local headlines include

Leg hair longer than beard."

Poor woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is in my local updates :

Any women in/near Warminster this evening up for taking my hard cock in a hole or 3??

I can already hear some ladies grabbing for their car key's.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is looking for a 'brojob'

It's the first time I heard that phrase...

and hopefully the last

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”"

Wow classy m or f?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”

Wow classy m or f? "

It’s a man. No surprises

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”

Wow classy m or f?

It’s a man. No surprises

Yeah I should have guessed!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

One guy is giving up wanking in 2022. Think he will make it all the way to the end,...........of 1st January.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”

Wow classy m or f?

It’s a man. No surprises

Those types of update genuinely make me gip

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”

Wow classy m or f?

It’s a man. No surprises

"
on a completely off thread topic but omg you are gorgeous x

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”

Wow classy m or f?

It’s a man. No surprises

Those types of update genuinely make me gip "
this is why I have filters on to remove this crap

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Someone is looking for a 'brojob'

... a what what???!

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Someone is looking for a 'brojob'

... a what what???!"
I'm sure you can work it out!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Someone is looking for a 'brojob'

... a what what???!I'm sure you can work it out! "

I know ...but likewise not heard it before

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Someone is looking for a 'brojob'

... a what what???!I'm sure you can work it out!

I know ...but likewise not heard it before "

No neither have I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING NEWS

Someone has just eaten two creamy loads out of his Mrs... and he loved it!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”

Wow classy m or f?

It’s a man. No surprises

Get out, that was totally your status myb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only look as far as my friends updates, I can't be bothered to look locally.

NBVN x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Someone is either looking for a BBC or breeding. No colours stipulated for the breeding so roll up roll up.

Conveniently, the bi male half of a couple is available now but alas, the lady is not.

Do you want to bend me over? No not me, a young local lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one from my news feed wins for me…

yesterday... So that tops it oddest request so far is clipping nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.

Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.

Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.

And someone else is looking for business ideas.

Someone with Covid is advertising that they're meeting?

No the lady with covid wasn't meeting but 2 desperados were begging her to still meet them because they've been double jabbed so they'll be ok. "

JFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of blow jobbing

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Someone asking if anyone is DTF (whatever that is???)

Others “wanna meet”

One guy wants to bump into someone on a walk in some woods

DTF "down to fuck""

Thank you, never heard that one before, I’m not quite down with the kids these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New in....

Drum roll....

Face fucking, fisting and ropework... He's asking if anyone is interested??

Anyone??

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

There appears to be an influx of visitors to Worcester all wanting fun in their hotel rooms.

The usual disappointed comments about nobody ever meeting.

And a surprising number of foof pics including one of a lady who has an innovative place to store a bottle of gin.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"New in....

Drum roll....

Face fucking, fisting and ropework... He's asking if anyone is interested??

Anyone?? "

All at the same time, that’s some talent.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Oooh new in…

“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”

Wow classy m or f?

It’s a man. No surprises

Get out, that was totally your status myb"

Busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New in....

Drum roll....

Face fucking, fisting and ropework... He's asking if anyone is interested??

Anyone??

All at the same time, that’s some talent. "

Britain's Got Talent watch this space...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There appears to be an influx of visitors to Worcester all wanting fun in their hotel rooms.

The usual disappointed comments about nobody ever meeting.

And a surprising number of foof pics including one of a lady who has an innovative place to store a bottle of gin. "

Maybe her recycling bin is full??

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"There appears to be an influx of visitors to Worcester all wanting fun in their hotel rooms.

The usual disappointed comments about nobody ever meeting.

And a surprising number of foof pics including one of a lady who has an innovative place to store a bottle of gin.

Maybe her recycling bin is full?? "

That would explain it

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"There appears to be an influx of visitors to Worcester all wanting fun in their hotel rooms.

The usual disappointed comments about nobody ever meeting.

And a surprising number of foof pics including one of a lady who has an innovative place to store a bottle of gin.

Maybe her recycling bin is full??

That would explain it

Lol

This thread has been so entertaining!!!

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By *ho am IWoman
over a year ago

Mids

All class around here .. how am I spending the evening alone with all this to choose from?

"Need to shoot my load in some older pussy"

"So many rude twats on here. Its unreal"

"Anyone fancy letting me watch them fuck there mrs while I wank off"

"Funeral over, sad times...now time to arrange some new year fun!"

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Funeral over, sad times...now time to arrange some new year fun!"[/quote

Sad times didn’t last too long I take it

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Some very nice photos, some photos that look like they're of chopped ham and mayonnaise, and a lot of unicorn hunting. A few cryptic messages about how certain people are going to be in for the time of their lives and announcements about New Year's parties that sound great but don't include the likes of me. Pretty standard stuff really.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.

Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.

Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.

And someone else is looking for business ideas.

Someone with Covid is advertising that they're meeting?

No the lady with covid wasn't meeting but 2 desperados were begging her to still meet them because they've been double jabbed so they'll be ok.

JFC

Does ^^^he have a status update?!

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

The local updates are my favourite kind of posts on this forum, proper lol'ing at some of these, Keep them coming!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

There's lots of women who look unseasonally lingeriey

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By *rygveMan
over a year ago

The Shires

The highlight in mine is a lady wondering why some women get 1000’s of fabs a day and she only gets 100!

No I will not look at you and sympathy fab you!

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Just in on mine..

Enjoying the plug up my ass

Someone booked a hotel for tonight and wants young meat. Think she might be leaving it a bit late!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Apparently...

If you cum at midnight you cum both in 2021 and 2022 at the same time

Who knew

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By *ulnade70sCouple
over a year ago

Up north

LOOKING FOR A FEMALE TO ATTEND A SWINGERS CLUB WITH MY HUSBAND

He'll be lucky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wants to end the year with a bang so all his holes are available to be used

Being a bloke, I'd have thought 'all' his holes would be two

Unless we're counting earholes, belly button, nostrils and japs eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wants to end the year with a bang so all his holes are available to be used

Being a bloke, I'd have thought 'all' his holes would be two

Unless we're counting earholes, belly button, nostrils and japs eye? "

Maybe he can't spell 'both'.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One who needs to shoot his load in some older pussy.

One who has had enough fuckwits for one year.

One who wants to know who wants licking out

LOTS of willies

People looking for party invites.

And another truckload of new members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is asking who wants a last "morning cream pie" of 2021

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone looking for a guy with a van so you can have some fun in it whilst he's on his lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every one saying happy new year or wanting Nye shag

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

[Removed by poster at 31/12/21 11:02:02]

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The offer of watching a guy wank in his work's disabled toilet.

A guy advertising an orgy/porn shoot.

A guy at the local airport in only a pair of knickers.

...then I found some decent pics - and realised I'd moved on to our Hotlist Updates

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I am rather envious of you lot.

In my locale it's the usual: looking for BBC, ad nauseam.

I'm moving to the country.

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By *ewCoupleHXCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Lots of local parties going on and lots of updates about club visits

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By *arol321Woman
over a year ago

Poole

I totally just had a hideous image in my head of a woman and a fluffy bunny and wondered how it had got past the mods until I remembered the name of a popular sex toy

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning...

So today we have

"Looking to unload early Friday morning"....

(Wonder what he delivers?)

"Really want a pussy to wet my beard"

"Free now for a nice quick pussy service"..

(Maybe he's a freelance vet?)

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

This topic is the fab version of the what the papers say section of Newsnight. This needs to be an on going subject, just like fabbing pictures are the mainstream topic in this place.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

There appears to be a solid constituency of individuals on Merseyside who won't be "partying cautiously" this New Year's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is missing the feel of a good woman.

Someone is very very horny today and is looking for available mouths. (Nice, lol)

Someone has a free house for a few days and wants to arrange an orgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in on mine..

Enjoying the plug up my ass

Someone booked a hotel for tonight and wants young meat. Think she might be leaving it a bit late! "

Lol. I think she will get offers.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't look.

But I can guarantee it will be a mixture of blank avatar profiles wanting to meet tonight.

Or cock pic avatars needing to be sucked tonight.

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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"I don't look.

But I can guarantee it will be a mixture of blank avatar profiles wanting to meet tonight.

Or cock pic avatars needing to be sucked tonight.

Your mission should you accept it, go have a look and report back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vve bull to Knock her into 2022 and erase 2021 from memory

Her holes need to be well filled. Ouchhh!!

Should I suggest the 'Bull Ring'

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Quite a lot of bored people

A party that finished early and was 'disappointing' so need cheering up!??

One guy wanting to be sucked dry at midnight

(critical timing!)

A couple who didn't make it to a club as missus is poorly but he can still play

And a guy waiting in a layby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

• A lass looking to suck a dick

• someone not meeting

• someone asking “Black or Red?”

• someone in a bath with 420

• someone drinking alone

• many good wishes

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By *ulnade70sCouple
over a year ago

Up north

News just in!

Someone lady is horny even on a Wednesday!

And someone's cat died and wants a mmf or ffm to cheer her up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well today locally we have two unhappy with the "Rona", two available ALL day, several looking for playmates and a naturist searching for fellow nekkid peeps.

NEWSFLASH no dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of vitamin d earlier on the sunbed"...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hot moms welcomed, apparently. Difficult on such a chilly day, I'd wager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is off the the bi-directing room, someone is rewriting their profile, and one person put this as their status

The glossy porn mags were always more expensive but every now and again it was nice to splash out on one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Someone is off the the bi-directing room, someone is rewriting their profile, and one person put this as their status

The glossy porn mags were always more expensive but every now and again it was nice to splash out on one.

Splash out, or splash ON??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone is off the the bi-directing room, someone is rewriting their profile, and one person put this as their status

The glossy porn mags were always more expensive but every now and again it was nice to splash out on one.

I'm surprised you're not in a coma reading that dross!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of guys needing fun - just call it sex ffs!

Couples seeking unicorns - they don’t exist.

A few acting like the world had ended because local club has closed tonight.

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over a year ago

"Someone is off the the bi-directing room, someone is rewriting their profile, and one person put this as their status

The glossy porn mags were always more expensive but every now and again it was nice to splash out on one.

I'm surprised you're not in a coma reading that dross!!"

It’s pretty boring down my way

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Horning

Nothing much on my local updates. A few nice photos from a local lady who seems to have new pics every couple of days, looks to have a very healthy sex life. Someone else asking for tributes. That's it really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my local updates like to display there displeasure of the ‘poor standard’ of males on here

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By *ulnade70sCouple
over a year ago

Up north

This one is worrying.

Someone wants picking up and dropping off with snow and displaying their number!!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This one is worrying.

Someone wants picking up and dropping off with snow and displaying their number!!!!!

It's cold enough for snow here actually

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By *ulnade70sCouple
over a year ago

Up north

"This one is worrying.

Someone wants picking up and dropping off with snow and displaying their number!!!!!

It's cold enough for snow here actually

Lol not sure they meant that kind! It's melted here lol

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

One couple had a meet, another couple published a vid

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