FabSwingers.com forum: So what did I miss?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Took a night off Fab last night - actually logged off! (I know!! Shocking!)

And today i've been hearing all sorts of rumours about a 'forum bloodbath' yesterday!

Bloody typical!

So come on - spill the beans! Who's dead and who's just superficially wounded?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im innocent

That - as the saying goes - will be the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dead. I had my head split in two with an axe and my eyes poked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stood accused but it wasnt me !!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dead. I had my head split in two with an axe and my eyes poked out."

that Diamondsmiles is evil lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I stood accused but it wasnt me !!???

Quick get back upstairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if we're bragging ............. i was killed and hung up by a meat hook, decapitated and thrown in the Thames and attacked with an outboard motor that vibrated and then thrown to the piranhas ................ oh and tied to a bed all afternoon and evening without the numerous times I was whipped .......... and they are only the bits I remember ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stood accused but it wasnt me !!???

Quick get back upstairs lol

haven't I escaped yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have missed it all too . lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I stood accused but it wasnt me !!???

Quick get back upstairs lol

haven't I escaped yet?

Sssh... Not if you still need that alibi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was being nice, as always, and offered everyone a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In between costume changing etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also only had 2 g&t's

There, my full and frank account of the events, anything else that went on, is nothing to do with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

That was the Halloween one. And nope not at all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

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its been really nice here ... thay have been good And not alot of nasty stuff at all . Been very chilled x

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Im innocent

Eh...... You started it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

That was the Halloween one. And nope not at all!!

So where has it vanished to then?

Cute - I feel the need for another bump!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well if we're bragging ............. i was killed and hung up by a meat hook, decapitated and thrown in the Thames and attacked with an outboard motor that vibrated and then thrown to the piranhas ................ oh and tied to a bed all afternoon and evening without the numerous times I was whipped .......... and they are only the bits I remember ............

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And i bet still smiling too , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

That was the Halloween one. And nope not at all!!

So where has it vanished to then?

Cute - I feel the need for another bump!!

She did 22 mins ago, but seeing as you are blind, I bumped it again

Notice how I didn't post on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

I think they are still in the boot

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

Easily replaceable lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

I think they are still in the boot

Nope they weren't really sheep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

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Never i have pet sheep .. thay are like my pet dogs , Just nibble the grass what horses dont eat .. but lovely and all have names ,

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

Never i have pet sheep .. thay are like my pet dogs , Just nibble the grass what horses dont eat .. but lovely and all have names ,

When they misbehave does shouting 'mint sauce' bring them back into line? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

Never i have pet sheep .. thay are like my pet dogs , Just nibble the grass what horses dont eat .. but lovely and all have names ,

When they misbehave does shouting 'mint sauce' bring them back into line? Lol

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NO i don't eat sheep .. thay are lovely .. and hand reared ones so very tame jump my horse jumps too . lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

That was the Halloween one. And nope not at all!!

So where has it vanished to then?

Cute - I feel the need for another bump!!

She did 22 mins ago, but seeing as you are blind, I bumped it again

Notice how I didn't post on it

Sorry - found it - just took me a while to read!

And had to go and change my undewear too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh such violence! Was there any slapping, biting or pulling of hair?

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

Never i have pet sheep .. thay are like my pet dogs , Just nibble the grass what horses dont eat .. but lovely and all have names ,

When they misbehave does shouting 'mint sauce' bring them back into line? Lol

NO i don't eat sheep .. thay are lovely .. and hand reared ones so very tame jump my horse jumps too . lol"

Nowt wrong with the odd threat though lol

My grandad used to have pigs, I used to get really upset when they went off to slaughter

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

That was the Halloween one. And nope not at all!!

So where has it vanished to then?

Cute - I feel the need for another bump!!

She did 22 mins ago, but seeing as you are blind, I bumped it again

Notice how I didn't post on it

Sorry - found it - just took me a while to read!

And had to go and change my undewear too.

Will have to remember you don't have a very strong stomach lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

That was the Halloween one. And nope not at all!!

So where has it vanished to then?

Cute - I feel the need for another bump!!

She did 22 mins ago, but seeing as you are blind, I bumped it again

Notice how I didn't post on it

Sorry - found it - just took me a while to read!

And had to go and change my undewear too.

Will have to remember you don't have a very strong stomach lol"

Ha! noooooo! Was quite amused - a little wee came out!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've just read your thread - just can't find the 'how would you kill the one above' one!

Starting to suspect someone may have misbehaved and gotten it pulled??

Did you kids not play nice?

That was the Halloween one. And nope not at all!!

So where has it vanished to then?

Cute - I feel the need for another bump!!

She did 22 mins ago, but seeing as you are blind, I bumped it again

Notice how I didn't post on it

Sorry - found it - just took me a while to read!

And had to go and change my undewear too.

Will have to remember you don't have a very strong stomach lol

Ha! noooooo! Was quite amused - a little wee came out!

Well if we ever meet I'll remember to bring the tena lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Took a night off Fab last night - actually logged off! (I know!! Shocking!)

And today i've been hearing all sorts of rumours about a 'forum bloodbath' yesterday!

Bloody typical!

So come on - spill the beans! Who's dead and who's just superficially wounded?

Missed it too whatever it was... went salsa dancing only half way there we decided to go for a meal instead! And while that was not as good for our figure as salsa would have been... hey, it was fun as well !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took a night off Fab last night - actually logged off! (I know!! Shocking!)

And today i've been hearing all sorts of rumours about a 'forum bloodbath' yesterday!

Bloody typical!

So come on - spill the beans! Who's dead and who's just superficially wounded?

Looks like we both had a lucky escape!

Could have come to a grisly end after being driven somewhere secluded!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Took a night off Fab last night - actually logged off! (I know!! Shocking!)

And today i've been hearing all sorts of rumours about a 'forum bloodbath' yesterday!

Bloody typical!

So come on - spill the beans! Who's dead and who's just superficially wounded?

Looks like we both had a lucky escape!

Could have come to a grisly end after being driven somewhere secluded!!

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OMG just imagine... where and how and who and what... could have happened...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think obi is winding us up , lol as nothing been going on here , We have all been loving each other .. peace and free love , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think obi is winding us up , lol as nothing been going on here , We have all been loving each other .. peace and free love , lol

I've read the evidence!

I'm looking at some people in a very different light now!

All those delusions of innocence have been truly shattered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was being nice, as always, and offered everyone a lift

Thank you for that as we were not able to be in attendance.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Not me

standing in the corner trying to look cute and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh such violence! Was there any slapping, biting or pulling of hair?

There would of been but I couldn't catch you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think obi is winding us up , lol as nothing been going on here , We have all been loving each other .. peace and free love , lol

I've read the evidence!

I'm looking at some people in a very different light now!

All those delusions of innocence have been truly shattered!

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well threes alot of different sides to some here , lol what makes it fun .

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Not me

standing in the corner trying to look cute and innocent

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I think you might need to double check the meaning of those words...;-)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Not me

standing in the corner trying to look cute and innocent

I think you might need to double check the meaning of those words...;-) "

How very dare you, Butter wouldnt melt is me. even my mum says i am cute

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Not me

standing in the corner trying to look cute and innocent

I think you might need to double check the meaning of those words...;-)

How very dare you, Butter wouldnt melt is me. even my mum says i am cute

Errr.... where were you thinking of putting said butter ?;-)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Not me

standing in the corner trying to look cute and innocent

I think you might need to double check the meaning of those words...;-)

How very dare you, Butter wouldnt melt is me. even my mum says i am cute

Errr.... where were you thinking of putting said butter ?;-)

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where the sun doesnt shine if you carry on with these false accusations

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Not me

standing in the corner trying to look cute and innocent

I think you might need to double check the meaning of those words...;-)

How very dare you, Butter wouldnt melt is me. even my mum says i am cute

Errr.... where were you thinking of putting said butter ?;-)

where the sun doesnt shine if you carry on with these false accusations

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Mmmmm that sounds rather kinky - where the hell is KinkyHants when we need her advice...;-)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Not me

standing in the corner trying to look cute and innocent

I think you might need to double check the meaning of those words...;-)

How very dare you, Butter wouldnt melt is me. even my mum says i am cute

Errr.... where were you thinking of putting said butter ?;-)

where the sun doesnt shine if you carry on with these false accusations

Mmmmm that sounds rather kinky - where the hell is KinkyHants when we need her advice...;-)"
butters ok lards kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im innocent

Wow is that your new hair colour? Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all have alibi's so my mouth is firmly closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have about three alibis ............ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooo muliple alibis!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooooooooo muliple alibis!!!!

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that the same a hail Marys

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 03/10/12 15:34:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with all the murders going on i must have gotten bitten by a vampire..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with all the murders going on i must have gotten bitten by a vampire.. "
me too high necks all week and scarves , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with all the murders going on i must have gotten bitten by a vampire.. me too high necks all week and scarves , lol

bet ure arm hurts too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with all the murders going on i must have gotten bitten by a vampire.. me too high necks all week and scarves , lol

bet ure arm hurts too lol

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well i like the nibbling and it turns me on just i mark easy , lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Looks like I've missed out too! That's what I get for being in hiding!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with all the murders going on i must have gotten bitten by a vampire.. me too high necks all week and scarves , lol

bet ure arm hurts too lol

well i like the nibbling and it turns me on just i mark easy , lol

well I meant with all the whipping u were doing ........... lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

lets get to the bottom of this awfull situation

like cluedo

name/location and object used to cause the trouble last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh such violence! Was there any slapping, biting or pulling of hair?

There would of been but I couldn't catch you!!!!

Up your game Welshboy, up your game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with all the murders going on i must have gotten bitten by a vampire.. me too high necks all week and scarves , lol

bet ure arm hurts too lol

well i like the nibbling and it turns me on just i mark easy , lol

well I meant with all the whipping u were doing ........... lol

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lol ooo i like a bit of the nine tails all over my body mmmmmmmm turns me on too , xxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think a light hearted thread was started and it turned into a mass killing spree. Vlad the impailer had nothing on us

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Think a light hearted thread was started and it turned into a mass killing spree. Vlad the impailer had nothing on us

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i am holding you responsible diamond, last thing i remember was you saying you were in the mood to debate and you wanted to know what to use as a topic tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They killed my sheep ! Sob sob

Oh stop bleating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im innocent

HOW can you say that with a straight face young lady!!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Just risen from the dead after all the carnage of last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have alibi's so my mouth is firmly closed

I'm still in the taxi, roaming around the countryside looking for somewhere to dump the shigs (or peeps!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have alibi's so my mouth is firmly closed

I'm still in the taxi, roaming around the countryside looking for somewhere to dump the shigs (or peeps!!)

You big meany!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"We all have alibi's so my mouth is firmly closed

I'm still in the taxi, roaming around the countryside looking for somewhere to dump the shigs (or peeps!!)

Shigs.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have alibi's so my mouth is firmly closed

I'm still in the taxi, roaming around the countryside looking for somewhere to dump the shigs (or peeps!!)

You big meany!

I'm nice really...........honest (oh I'm delusional too, with a split personality!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shigs.. Lol

mutant sheepy pig like creatures!!! Smelly little buggers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have alibi's so my mouth is firmly closed

I'm still in the taxi, roaming around the countryside looking for somewhere to dump the shigs (or peeps!!)

You big meany!

I'm nice really...........honest (oh I'm delusional too, with a split personality!)

I'd worked that out already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nice really...........honest (oh I'm delusional too, with a split personality!)

I'd worked that out already

Which bit!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nice really...........honest (oh I'm delusional too, with a split personality!)

I'd worked that out already

Which bit!?

Delusional !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nice really...........honest (oh I'm delusional too, with a split personality!)

I'd worked that out already

Which bit!?

Delusional !! Lol

That means sexy doesn't it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine. I didn't take part in the carnage. I was a party pooper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fine. I didn't take part in the carnage. I was a party pooper!"

That's an altogether different kind of party!

Sorry - couldn't resist! My bad!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

omg ive just found out i was innocent for real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

explain ................ lol

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