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By *exy Two-Shoes40 OP   Man
over a year ago

bolton

5 Reasons Men Love Sluts

1 Light and bubbly, they are laugh machines and take everything you say as an opportunity

2

they speak their mind at any time and their face instantly expresses their emotions, making you aware of what they think or feel — not the kind of girls who will hold grudges inside and punish you 6 months later

3 I’m not saying these loose women are not selective, because they are. But once they recognize you as a guy they want to fornicate with, their higher confidence and social skills will allow them to come and talk to you with ease, saving you some hassle. You won’t have to invest much time into them — no dinners or presents will be required, and most importantly, there will be no postcoital drama.

4 But it’s not only their outside appearance: it seems like sexiness has been injected into their every action and every little gesture they do, from the way they eat a banana

5 Extreme femininity attracts extreme masculinity. As a result, these estrogen fueled bimbos don’t make love they want to get passionately pounded, smitten, smashed and wrecked until their body says no

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Awesome.

Thanks for that info OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wouldn't want to be a slut based on this. Sounds fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estrogen fueled bimbos? Lol.

That's risky talk where I come from.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The fabric, the fit, the cut, the jazzy lining...oh shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fabric, the fit, the cut, the jazzy lining...oh shit. "

Yeah I thought it said suits at first glance too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I needed a laugh

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"The fabric, the fit, the cut, the jazzy lining...oh shit.

Yeah I thought it said suits at first glance too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now how do I order 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip I am that

At least we have all the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you easily recognised in public places, from the queue of said "sluts" behind you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Estrogen fueled bimbo is my new goal in life, thank you OP for inspiring the bimbification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now how do I order 1"

Ask the OP. He probably has a spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like reading my own personal handbook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estrogen fueled bimbo is my new goal in life, thank you OP for inspiring the bimbification. "

I resisted commenting on the resume above and it’s relatively to a good friend but thankfully you’re here now

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I think I need to order a new funny bone from Amazon as mine seems broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a much bigger bag of popcorn for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Presumably you’re on the wind up, I’m curious why?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Cheers mate. Dogs crying now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That word. Just No

I suppose we are all here to meet different types of people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Presumably you’re on the wind up, I’m curious why?"

Not sure he is. Have you read the profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have the pleasure of loads of these here sluts?

Good on you, you big stud

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Sounds like he has one for sale

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Estrogen fueled bimbo is my new goal in life, thank you OP for inspiring the bimbification.

I resisted commenting on the resume above and it’s relatively to a good friend but thankfully you’re here now "

Ha, you're so funny and wise. Fancy passionately pounding this laughing machine of a slut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estrogen fueled bimbo is my new goal in life, thank you OP for inspiring the bimbification.

I resisted commenting on the resume above and it’s relatively to a good friend but thankfully you’re here now

Ha, you're so funny and wise. Fancy passionately pounding this laughing machine of a slut? "

Just keep laughing at my jokes and sending those squirt tribute videos there’s a good slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I meet one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't get to meet women outside of your imagination, do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't get to meet women outside of your imagination, do you?"

Thanks!

I’ve just almost regurgitated on a Cadbury heroes cream egg miniature you bloody funny lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no slut I'll have you know! I always have dinner after fornicational coital drama

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

#thispostscreamsbutthurt

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Where can I meet one?"

Im right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estrogen fulled bimbos

You really don't get out much do you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*fueled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol "

Mine too.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet, especially if it was written by a man in 1950 who thinks he knows who women are and what they want.

But more than anything, don't copy it as if it's fact, when the only fact it is, is in fact UTTER BOLLOCKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too. "

He having a perv lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are filthy animals that will give you some sort of dose

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I have no words...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have no words... "

And they still make more sense than the drivel up there ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet, especially if it was written by a man in 1950 who thinks he knows who women are and what they want.

But more than anything, don't copy it as if it's fact, when the only fact it is, is in fact UTTER BOLLOCKS "

Sounds like you're just being hysterical

(OhmygodIamsosorrypleasedontripmyballsoutthroughmythroat)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

So, I'm not a slut after all

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Does this mean I have to start eating banana’s with oestrogen fuelled enthusiasm again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this mean I have to start eating banana’s with oestrogen fuelled enthusiasm again "

Like you ever stopped

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet, especially if it was written by a man in 1950 who thinks he knows who women are and what they want.

But more than anything, don't copy it as if it's fact, when the only fact it is, is in fact UTTER BOLLOCKS

Sounds like you're just being hysterical

(OhmygodIamsosorrypleasedontripmyballsoutthroughmythroat) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have three tokes of what you’re smoking please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t worry op. Moses had a hard time whittling down his commandments to the ten we know of today. where are the ones that didn’t make the cut?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The fabric, the fit, the cut, the jazzy lining...oh shit.

Yeah I thought it said suits at first glance too"

Me too

A good suit, hand made leather shoes and a good tailored shirt ... perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this mean I have to start eating banana’s with oestrogen fuelled enthusiasm again "

We cant just gleefully blend them anymore then

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Don’t worry op. Moses had a hard time whittling down his commandments to the ten we know of today. where are the ones that didn’t make the cut?"

Lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too. "

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Does this mean I have to start eating banana’s with oestrogen fuelled enthusiasm again

We cant just gleefully blend them anymore then "

Noooo, it has to be straight from the skin babeyyy

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut"

Tut tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut"

Sending hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut! "

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut"

He did mine.... you can have my view from him if you want.

(That should be a thing..... passing views to a friend)

I checked yours though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Sending hugs "

Thanks, much needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

He did mine.... you can have my view from him if you want.

(That should be a thing..... passing views to a friend)

I checked yours though "

I’m checking you out

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time "

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was! "

I know, we could practice on each other

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

im opposite i like the quiet ones with a naughty side... sluts are predictable

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

He did mine.... you can have my view from him if you want.

(That should be a thing..... passing views to a friend)

I checked yours though

I’m checking you out "

Thoroughly I hope

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other "

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Glad you've made your thoughts clear OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im opposite i like the quiet ones with a naughty side... sluts are predictable"

Wait, so I DON’t need to study it? (Sadconfusedfaceemoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good "

Oh, you’ll cum baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can I meet one?

Im right here "

I'd be worried I'd ruin you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other "

Didn't you do that at MLS?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby "

You know me so well

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"im opposite i like the quiet ones with a naughty side... sluts are predictable"

Ooh ooh, that's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STFU

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Anyways, time for you sluts to gawk at my imaginary penis in awe, drool whilst your knickers fall down all by themselves and BEG me to give it to you.

Don't forget your HRT you horny bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I love sluts

Don't see the attraction

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well "

Only if you’re bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s my New Years resolutions sorted!

Thanks for the tips OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good "

Let me know if you want any work experience by all means

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Don't mind one o/p as long as she is just that with me.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well

Only if you’re bad "

I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well

Only if you’re bad

I promise "

But, but, you’re so … sweet, and … innocent

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Let me know if you want any work experience by all means "

It's getting late. Give me one?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well

Only if you’re bad

I promise

But, but, you’re so … sweet, and … innocent "

I am

I really am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Let me know if you want any work experience by all means

It's getting late. Give me one? "

OK OK! Bend over, erm I mean give me a minute

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Looks like I'm a slut

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well

Only if you’re bad

I promise

But, but, you’re so … sweet, and … innocent "

That sweet and innocent one wapped my tits out (I mean to be fair I’d done it myself too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like I'm a slut "

Good man!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Looks like I'm a slut "

Yes. Yes you are

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well

Only if you’re bad

I promise

But, but, you’re so … sweet, and … innocent

That sweet and innocent one wapped my tits out (I mean to be fair I’d done it myself too) "

Yes. She did. She didn't do the rest if what she was thinking to do though. Much to her disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well

Only if you’re bad

I promise

But, but, you’re so … sweet, and … innocent

That sweet and innocent one wapped my tits out (I mean to be fair I’d done it myself too) "

I’m confused, is that bad

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well

Only if you’re bad

I promise

But, but, you’re so … sweet, and … innocent

That sweet and innocent one wapped my tits out (I mean to be fair I’d done it myself too)

Yes. She did. She didn't do the rest if what she was thinking to do though. Much to her disappointment."

There’s always April

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Looks like I'm a slut

Good man!"

Just need to work on my Oestrogen production

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"5 Reasons Men Love Sluts

1 Light and bubbly, they are laugh machines and take everything you say as an opportunity

2

they speak their mind at any time and their face instantly expresses their emotions, making you aware of what they think or feel — not the kind of girls who will hold grudges inside and punish you 6 months later

3 I’m not saying these loose women are not selective, because they are. But once they recognize you as a guy they want to fornicate with, their higher confidence and social skills will allow them to come and talk to you with ease, saving you some hassle. You won’t have to invest much time into them — no dinners or presents will be required, and most importantly, there will be no postcoital drama.

4 But it’s not only their outside appearance: it seems like sexiness has been injected into their every action and every little gesture they do, from the way they eat a banana

5 Extreme femininity attracts extreme masculinity. As a result, these estrogen fueled bimbos don’t make love they want to get passionately pounded, smitten, smashed and wrecked until their body says no"

Ahhhh and?

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Looks like I'm a slut

Yes. Yes you are "

Wearing my slut badge

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How come op don't respond yet he checked our profiles lol

Mine too.

Didn’t check mine #clearlynotagoodenoughslut

Tut tut!

I’m going to print off the above op, and study it until I am

Think of me at this time

I’ll come study with you, we’ll be the best pair of sluts there ever was!

I know, we could practice on each other

Let me come!

Please. I'll be good

Oh, you’ll cum baby

You know me so well

Only if you’re bad

I promise

But, but, you’re so … sweet, and … innocent

That sweet and innocent one wapped my tits out (I mean to be fair I’d done it myself too)

Yes. She did. She didn't do the rest if what she was thinking to do though. Much to her disappointment.

There’s always April "

I'm counting the days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he referring to sluts or ethical sluts?

PW

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Where can I meet one?

Im right here

I'd be worried I'd ruin you "

You cant ruin whats already ruined

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Looks like I'm a slut

Yes. Yes you are

Wearing my slut badge"

Anything else? Or just that....

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Looks like I'm a slut

Yes. Yes you are

Wearing my slut badge

Anything else? Or just that.... "

No. In true slut fashion.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

If Alan Partridge's filthy alter-ego joined Fab...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Looks like I'm a slut

Yes. Yes you are

Wearing my slut badge

Anything else? Or just that....

No. In true slut fashion."

*gulp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is he referring to sluts or ethical sluts?

PW "

Oh I really think just sluts, PW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No presents or dinner

Sheesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like I'm a slut

Good man!

Just need to work on my Oestrogen production"

And banana eating!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some days I learn lots on the internet; some days I don't.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've never been called a bimbo before

*Puts collar away*

The other androgen is bubbling to the surface though, testosterone *AngryFaceEmoji*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Some days I learn lots on the internet; some days I don't. "

Today..... was definitely one of those days.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Slutty

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Looks like I'm a slut

Good man!

Just need to work on my Oestrogen production

And banana eating!!"

Not a problem. That's an easy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is he referring to sluts or ethical sluts?

PW "

Aren't they just the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 Reasons Men Love Sluts

1 Light and bubbly, they are laugh machines and take everything you say as an opportunity

2

they speak their mind at any time and their face instantly expresses their emotions, making you aware of what they think or feel — not the kind of girls who will hold grudges inside and punish you 6 months later

3 I’m not saying these loose women are not selective, because they are. But once they recognize you as a guy they want to fornicate with, their higher confidence and social skills will allow them to come and talk to you with ease, saving you some hassle. You won’t have to invest much time into them — no dinners or presents will be required, and most importantly, there will be no postcoital drama.

4 But it’s not only their outside appearance: it seems like sexiness has been injected into their every action and every little gesture they do, from the way they eat a banana

5 Extreme femininity attracts extreme masculinity. As a result, these estrogen fueled bimbos don’t make love they want to get passionately pounded, smitten, smashed and wrecked until their body says no"

Would have to be one of the most sexist pieces of writing I've seen here. Women's only purpose is to be a sexy, smiling object for your male needs and nothing else. They have no needs or requirements, they just exist for your pleasure.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Love me a slut

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

On behalf of all the decent men in Bolton (yes! There are a couple of us!) I feel I must apologise

This is not the way

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Isn't it because men think they can get sex? Do you really need five reasons.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Well that's my daily fab shock

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Where does this crap come from.

Call me a slut and its an instant stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 Reasons Men Love Sluts

1 Light and bubbly, they are laugh machines and take everything you say as an opportunity

2

they speak their mind at any time and their face instantly expresses their emotions, making you aware of what they think or feel — not the kind of girls who will hold grudges inside and punish you 6 months later

3 I’m not saying these loose women are not selective, because they are. But once they recognize you as a guy they want to fornicate with, their higher confidence and social skills will allow them to come and talk to you with ease, saving you some hassle. You won’t have to invest much time into them — no dinners or presents will be required, and most importantly, there will be no postcoital drama.

4 But it’s not only their outside appearance: it seems like sexiness has been injected into their every action and every little gesture they do, from the way they eat a banana

5 Extreme femininity attracts extreme masculinity. As a result, these estrogen fueled bimbos don’t make love they want to get passionately pounded, smitten, smashed and wrecked until their body says no"

Wow straight out the 70s, myself I'm more 1770s if said bimbo-wench doth refuse your bullish gentlemanly advances, burn her at the stake for she is clearly a witch and possessed by magic, for that could be the only explanation of the refusal ??????

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Love me a slut "

Even one that creaks when you bend her over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 Reasons Men Love Sluts

1 Light and bubbly, they are laugh machines and take everything you say as an opportunity

2

they speak their mind at any time and their face instantly expresses their emotions, making you aware of what they think or feel — not the kind of girls who will hold grudges inside and punish you 6 months later

3 I’m not saying these loose women are not selective, because they are. But once they recognize you as a guy they want to fornicate with, their higher confidence and social skills will allow them to come and talk to you with ease, saving you some hassle. You won’t have to invest much time into them — no dinners or presents will be required, and most importantly, there will be no postcoital drama.

4 But it’s not only their outside appearance: it seems like sexiness has been injected into their every action and every little gesture they do, from the way they eat a banana

5 Extreme femininity attracts extreme masculinity. As a result, these estrogen fueled bimbos don’t make love they want to get passionately pounded, smitten, smashed and wrecked until their body says no"

My gran was eating a banana this afternoon. Saucy old fucker!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well that's my daily fab shock "

Get it over and done with nice and early......

No more fab shocks for you for nearly 24 hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP,

I can safely say, you are a dying breed....

All the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On behalf of all the decent men in Bolton (yes! There are a couple of us!) I feel I must apologise

This is not the way"

He's 'fucked over' the North West our lad!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wait... what?

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Well that's my daily fab shock

Get it over and done with nice and early......

No more fab shocks for you for nearly 24 hours! "

I very much doubt there won't be any others today

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"On behalf of all the decent men in Bolton (yes! There are a couple of us!) I feel I must apologise

This is not the way

He's 'fucked over' the North West our lad! "

Bugger

That's us dun for then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just realised this wasn't a wind up. Holy shit, I've wakened up in 1973.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like danger is an aphrodisiac...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For balance will we get the 5 factors that make OP stud? Or would be pushing the boundaries or artistic license too far into the realms of satire?

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

I don't call that to any women so i have no reason to date wherever you said..for me women are just women some naughty some even more naughty..but calling them by that no i respect women to much for that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just realised this wasn't a wind up. Holy shit, I've wakened up in 1973."

It wasn’t? oh my God.

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Done a bit of copying and pasting there haven't you pal.

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Even the website you've copied / paraphrased this from had the following warning before you could view it.....

"The article you are trying to read has been reported by the community as hateful or abusive content."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like another village has lost it’s idiot

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I so hate the word slut and this topic is a can of worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - youve brightened my morning. You must have less meets than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even the website you've copied / paraphrased this from had the following warning before you could view it.....

"The article you are trying to read has been reported by the community as hateful or abusive content.""

Still it sits here longer than some of my tame posts exist....

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Who wouldn't want to be a slut based on this. Sounds fab. "

Well, he is one of “the elite few”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wouldn't want to be a slut based on this. Sounds fab.

Well, he is one of “the elite few” "

I know. Such a pity I'm not meeting.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Ay caramba.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even the website you've copied / paraphrased this from had the following warning before you could view it.....

"The article you are trying to read has been reported by the community as hateful or abusive content.""

Is it off an Incel website?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even the website you've copied / paraphrased this from had the following warning before you could view it.....

"The article you are trying to read has been reported by the community as hateful or abusive content."

Is it off an Incel website?"

Really has those vibes doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sluts do housework without asking for 'help'. Housework and being slutty is their job.

Hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy, seductive banana-eating class better pay off then or I’m screwed!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Are we too late to the slut party? We’ve literally got back from slut training. Todays training was how to get on your knees without asking…

K

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By *aughtyangel3Man
over a year ago

North West

Oh I thought slut stud for

Sexy, unashamed, lustful, tease,

And I thought stud was the abbreviation of, stupid, testosterone filed uneducated dick

But what do I know I'm just a perve lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't want to alarm anyone but..

I've run out of popcorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even the website you've copied / paraphrased this from had the following warning before you could view it.....

"The article you are trying to read has been reported by the community as hateful or abusive content."

Is it off an Incel website?"

It's taken from the Thought Catalog and I have reported the post.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Who wouldn't want to be a slut based on this. Sounds fab.

Well, he is one of “the elite few”

I know. Such a pity I'm not meeting. "

You’ll only be able to resist for so long…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wouldn't want to be a slut based on this. Sounds fab.

Well, he is one of “the elite few”

I know. Such a pity I'm not meeting.

You’ll only be able to resist for so long….. "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Real men don't love sluts.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

"

Is this your introduction on the first morning of a training course

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

"

That's not a bad application for the position.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

Is this your introduction on the first morning of a training course "

Hoping I can get into the Bimbo Academy of Excellence so I can get my bimbo license.

Then I can eat a banana in public and watch all the guys around me turn into a jizz puddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

Is this your introduction on the first morning of a training course

Hoping I can get into the Bimbo Academy of Excellence so I can get my bimbo license.

Then I can eat a banana in public and watch all the guys around me turn into a jizz puddle "

#LifeGoals

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

That's not a bad application for the position. "

I’ve updated my LinkedIn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free in box of cereal

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

Is this your introduction on the first morning of a training course

Hoping I can get into the Bimbo Academy of Excellence so I can get my bimbo license.

Then I can eat a banana in public and watch all the guys around me turn into a jizz puddle "

I think the idea is you apply directly to the OP who will judge you based on the 5 disciplines. Apply today to avoid disappointment...

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

Is this your introduction on the first morning of a training course

Hoping I can get into the Bimbo Academy of Excellence so I can get my bimbo license.

Then I can eat a banana in public and watch all the guys around me turn into a jizz puddle

#LifeGoals "

Jizz Puddle is my Porn name

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

That's not a bad application for the position.

I’ve updated my LinkedIn! "

I see a big future for you in the bimbo industry!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

Is this your introduction on the first morning of a training course

Hoping I can get into the Bimbo Academy of Excellence so I can get my bimbo license.

Then I can eat a banana in public and watch all the guys around me turn into a jizz puddle "

. Is there an entrance exam? I want this licence!

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

Is this your introduction on the first morning of a training course

Hoping I can get into the Bimbo Academy of Excellence so I can get my bimbo license.

Then I can eat a banana in public and watch all the guys around me turn into a jizz puddle

. Is there an entrance exam? I want this licence! "

Yes, you have to wash a rich guys Ferrari, wearing a skimpy bikini while bending over a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 hours since....

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I don't fornicate... I fuck... and i don't like banana's...

Guess that rules me out of the slut category

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hello. I’m an oestrogen fuelled bimbo and I’m looking to be wrecked.

Is this your introduction on the first morning of a training course

Hoping I can get into the Bimbo Academy of Excellence so I can get my bimbo license.

Then I can eat a banana in public and watch all the guys around me turn into a jizz puddle

. Is there an entrance exam? I want this licence!

Yes, you have to wash a rich guys Ferrari, wearing a skimpy bikini while bending over a lot! "

Oh Christ that’ll clear the academy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They are filthy animals that will give you some sort of dose "

Your post is worse than the o.p.'s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are filthy animals that will give you some sort of dose

Your post is worse than the o.p.'s "

How did I miss that

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Well, OP ain’t getting laid any time soon ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Maybe not but I sort of feel for him.

Happy New Year O.P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe not but I sort of feel for him.

Happy New Year O.P. "

You feel for him. A guy who has copied a misogynist post which demeans women, perved the profiles which replied to his post and then disappeared? Huh.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Maybe not but I sort of feel for him.

Happy New Year O.P.

You feel for him. A guy who has copied a misogynist post which demeans women, perved the profiles which replied to his post and then disappeared? Huh. "

That's right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe not but I sort of feel for him.

Happy New Year O.P.

You feel for him. A guy who has copied a misogynist post which demeans women, perved the profiles which replied to his post and then disappeared? Huh.

That's right.

"

Probably not going to share why are you Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe not but I sort of feel for him.

Happy New Year O.P.

You feel for him. A guy who has copied a misogynist post which demeans women, perved the profiles which replied to his post and then disappeared? Huh. "

Yeah it's called feeling sorry for the less fortunate because you know after that post he ain't getting any cucahana until doomsday next Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe not but I sort of feel for him.

Happy New Year O.P.

You feel for him. A guy who has copied a misogynist post which demeans women, perved the profiles which replied to his post and then disappeared? Huh.

Yeah it's called feeling sorry for the less fortunate because you know after that post he ain't getting any cucahana until doomsday next Christmas "

He's not the less fortunate. He just a very naughty boy.

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