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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

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By *abrosMan
over a year ago

Orpington

id love too , when are you in kent x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Aye!

I’ll bring the pickled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Ruby, I'll come if you let me sort the music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*puts out detour signs on all the roads around him so no one gets near *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id love too , when are you in kent x"

I'll head there first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aye!

I’ll bring the pickled eggs

Perfect,don't forget the salt, I like salty things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in baby

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hells yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You able to take the bus on the ferry and come pick me and a few others up

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ha ha yep bus stop here please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

I have a game or two we could play along the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Ruby, I'll come if you let me sort the music

Definitely, do you play an instrument?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*puts out detour signs on all the roads around him so no one gets near *"

Tough, I don't live life by rules, I'm coming to get you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

We did one of these years ago. I was knackered just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Ruby, I'll come if you let me sort the music

Definitely, do you play an instrument?"

Haha, the pink oboe!! I was thinking more of a playlist, though I can play the trumpet or Harmonica to a decent standard. I think I'd rather spend my time on the bus taking part in the activities, so playlist it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in baby

Yessss!!! Thank fuck for that, get here on my knew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hells yes!

Yayyyy! I was going to come and knock your down, you don't get a say in it.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Yes please how do I acquire a ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You able to take the bus on the ferry and come pick me and a few others up

Absolutely. There are a few Irish hotties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I brought cheesecake on the last one. Same again?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha yep bus stop here please! "

On our way, I'll save you a seat right here

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

When you are in the midlands, head to the Black Country and get some orange chips. Highly recommended places to get them are Majors or the Black Country chippy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in.

I have a game or two we could play along the way

Ohhhh I like playing

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Toot the horn when you're touring the north east!

And shout what you want me to bring along

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We did one of these years ago. I was knackered just thinking about it

We will give you red bull to keep you going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Ruby, I'll come if you let me sort the music

Definitely, do you play an instrument?

A playlist sounds good, I have some good tunes in mind

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By *entfella1981Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

"id love too , when are you in kent x

I'll head there first"

Hope you do, I'm from Durham but live in kent x

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please how do I acquire a ticket

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you've expressed your interest so I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?

Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

I’ll bring a few bottles of gin from Northern Ireland, some of the best at the minute

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

I’ll bring a few bottles of gin from Northern Ireland, some of the best at the minute "

I've heard that....

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

Where do I sign up? Booze, music and good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Anyone got a spare seat next to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit

Eh hem. You can sit on me if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

I’ll bring a few bottles of gin from Northern Ireland, some of the best at the minute

I've heard that....

The gin or the men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?

Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way

Are you going to take the bumpy road?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit

Eh hem. You can sit on me if you want.

Ah you’re all heart Mr B

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I brought cheesecake on the last one. Same again?"

Absolutely! Being the cheesecake and your delicious selves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you are in the midlands, head to the Black Country and get some orange chips. Highly recommended places to get them are Majors or the Black Country chippy. "

On our way!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go

Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?

Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go

Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?

Ffs."

I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit

Eh hem. You can sit on me if you want.

Ah you’re all mine Mr B

Fify. .. MissSJ, sabe some for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*puts out detour signs on all the roads around him so no one gets near *

Tough, I don't live life by rules, I'm coming to get you

Nope it's again covid restrictions to get within 10 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toot the horn when you're touring the north east!

And shout what you want me to bring along"

The starting point is Durham,come on aboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit

I'm sure you'll have lots of offers of where to sit

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By *eviant DriverMan
over a year ago

Roberttown

Swing by me and I'll do the driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

I’ll bring a few bottles of gin from Northern Ireland, some of the best at the minute "

Perfect!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit

Eh hem. You can sit on me if you want.

Ah you’re all mine Mr B

Fify. .. MissSJ, sabe some for others

Of course! Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do I sign up? Booze, music and good times "

Right here,shall save you a seat

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

"Where do I sign up? Booze, music and good times

Right here,shall save you a seat"

Yes please lovely

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit

I'm sure you'll have lots of offers of where to sit

It’s the offer of a sucky sweet isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit

I'm sure you'll have lots of offers of where to sit

It’s the offer of a sucky sweet isn’t it?

Yes, just can't resist something sticky and sweet.

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Do you need a conductor to collect tickets and ensure only reprobates are allowed onboard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please.

There's a seat right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

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Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?

Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way

Are you going to take the bumpy road? "

I reckon it would be more fun don't you,the back country roads are way better than the motorways. I'm a country girl, you've gotta trust me on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But no ferry’s makes me sick even when I do Dover to Calais

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves hand and invites the bus to Swansea

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*puts out detour signs on all the roads around him so no one gets near *

Tough, I don't live life by rules, I'm coming to get you

Nope it's again covid restrictions to get within 10 miles "

No it ain't, get ready to climb aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

Knew I could rely on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?

Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way

Are you going to take the bumpy road?

I reckon it would be more fun don't you,the back country roads are way better than the motorways. I'm a country girl, you've gotta trust me on this."

A country girl, I know a song to go with that …

Country girl - Luke Bryan.

your welcome … if you don’t like country music ‘I’m sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up…. What do I need to bring that already hasn’t been provided

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Look me up when you get down as far as Devon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?

Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way

Are you going to take the bumpy road?

I reckon it would be more fun don't you,the back country roads are way better than the motorways. I'm a country girl, you've gotta trust me on this.

A country girl, I know a song to go with that …

Country girl - Luke Bryan.

your welcome … if you don’t like country music ‘I’m sorry

I thought you were going to say 'Country Roads'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swing by me and I'll do the driving

Brilliant! I'll keep bringing you refreshments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you need a conductor to collect tickets and ensure only reprobates are allowed onboard? "

Yes!!! The more reprobates the better

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By *omerset1976Man
over a year ago

Burnham

Sign me up!!! Anything you need…sounds awesome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?

Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way

Are you going to take the bumpy road?

I reckon it would be more fun don't you,the back country roads are way better than the motorways. I'm a country girl, you've gotta trust me on this.

A country girl, I know a song to go with that …

Country girl - Luke Bryan.

your welcome … if you don’t like country music ‘I’m sorry

I thought you were going to say 'Country Roads'"

Oh yes and that.

“””taaake me hoooome county roooads!””

Where Virginia girl when you need her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes into hiding *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Room for a little one?"

Of course,the back seat any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

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Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sign me up…. What do I need to bring that already hasn’t been provided

Condoms may be wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat "

I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In

But no ferry’s makes me sick even when I do Dover to Calais

We aren't going to France,they don't like us English. It's a UK tour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backpack at the ready where we going to first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat

I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?

Hold her still for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat

I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?

Hold her still for me"

Over my knee?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Call in a Shrewsbury thrers a few of us here that would offer comfort to tirey travelers

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go

Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?

Ffs.

I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway

That seems a bit far.....

Being a lady is overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat

I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?

Hold her still for me

Over my knee?

Ooft

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Ferry to Ireland please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Backpack at the ready where we going to first?"

Newcastle to York maybe? Some hotties in Yorkshire

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Ferry to Ireland please"

We discussed that.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat

I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?

Hold her still for me

Over my knee?

Fuck yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat

I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?

Hold her still for me

Over my knee?

Fuck yes!"

That was I meant, but I could only get ooft out, for all the dribble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call in a Shrewsbury thrers a few of us here that would offer comfort to tirey travelers "

On our way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun ??

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Ferry to Ireland please

We discussed that.....

I'm behind the curve

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Posh has made it very clear there will be a pickup

Ferry to Ireland please

We discussed that.....

Posh is absolutely determined to pick up in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker

)

Just strip then…

*did I just say that out loud?

Yes, I believe you did

Thank fuck somebody did

You can peel it off for me

Ps. Don’t forget the strap on

It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat

I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?

Hold her still for me

Over my knee?

Fuck yes!

That was I meant, but I could only get ooft out, for all the dribble

Well there’s an image I can live with

Might need to pull over , I think I need a wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds fun ??"

It is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go

Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?

Ffs.

I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway

That seems a bit far.....

Being a lady is overrated

"
.well I have to at least try,a lady in the street and all that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go

Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?

Ffs.

I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway

That seems a bit far.....

Being a lady is overrated

.well I have to at least try,a lady in the street and all that

But...... we will be on a bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Ferry to Ireland please"

Get your bag packed, we're heading straight for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go

Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?

Ffs.

I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway

That seems a bit far.....

Being a lady is overrated

.well I have to at least try,a lady in the street and all that

But...... we will be on a bus!

Ah yeah, in that case, straight to slut mode

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough"

Oooh... there won't be much sleeping on this bus lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough"

There'll be no time for sleep,sleep is overated

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?

Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go

Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?

Ffs.

I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway

That seems a bit far.....

Being a lady is overrated

.well I have to at least try,a lady in the street and all that

But...... we will be on a bus!

Ah yeah, in that case, straight to slut mode

Oooooooh. I can do that!

I read the other thread so I know how.....

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Tequila, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tequila, anyone?"

Ahhhh some alcohol,now let's get this party started

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough

Oooh... there won't be much sleeping on this bus lad

Promises promises.

I'm sure we can be quiet so people can sleep if they want

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Im in if I can drive the bus whilst you sit on my lap?

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over a year ago

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough

Oooh... there won't be much sleeping on this bus lad

I’m sure there will be enough around me to keep me entertained and awake for the entire ride… I mean trip

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough

Oooh... there won't be much sleeping on this bus lad

I’m sure there will be enough around me to keep me entertained and awake for the entire ride… I mean trip "

Safe to say

- bring plenty of energy drinks!

Need to stay hydrated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sign me up…. What do I need to bring that already hasn’t been provided

Condoms may be wise"

Any preference I’ll bring my trojans … but anyone else want anything different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Im in if I can drive the bus whilst you sit on my lap?

We already have a driver,I can sit on your lap in that seat just over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Im in if I can drive the bus whilst you sit on my lap?

We already have a driver,I can sit on your lap in that seat just over there"

Are there not many seats on this bus

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Pick me up in Doncaster , I’ll have a crate of Guinness and a box of cheese and crisps with me , plus also have a psv licence in case the driver takes ill

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.

There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.

Who wants to climb aboard?

Im in if I can drive the bus whilst you sit on my lap?

We already have a driver,I can sit on your lap in that seat just over there"

Woohoo

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