FabSwingers.com forum: What Will Never Not Be Funny?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seeing a batsman get hit in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People falling over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins slipping on the ice

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Fanny farts...especially when you laugh at the first one and the laughter causes more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching someone run for a bus, that bus drives away, and the runner trying to pretend they weren’t running for that one anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twisting my flipping ankle.

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

Planes trains and automobiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waving and saying hello to someone, enthusiastically, until you realise you don't know them

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By *amRod64Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

Unexpected item in bagging area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking, quite quickly, into closed patio door windows, thinking they're open

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

Tom and Jerry

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing people in what I call the chimp position, while walking with theirs phones glued to their hands, they crash into street furniture.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The he's not the messiah scene...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People singing in their cars

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

People's faces as I whizz off kerbs (or back up them)

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"The he's not the messiah scene...

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH!

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

"Fanny farts...especially when you laugh at the first one and the laughter causes more

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom and Jerry "

New T&J is terrible.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

In Just Go With It when the eyebrow going "boing"

In 40 year old Virgin when the girl sneezes and shits the wall

In Christmas with the Kranks when the guy can't swallow his drink due of botox

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By *randon1051555Man
over a year ago

Braintree

Michael McIntyre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicar of Dibley jumping into the puddle.

Father Ted explains "far away" to Dougal (in fact ALL of Father Ted).

Del Boy falling through the bar hatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicar of Dibley jumping into the puddle.

Father Ted explains "far away" to Dougal (in fact ALL of Father Ted).

Del Boy falling through the bar hatch.

These

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allo Allo Policeman

Andre Preview

4 Candles

Trigger

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

The towing ball thread on here.

The mumsnet penis beaker thread.

The episode of the IT crowd where they go to the theatre. Or the funeral episode. Actually most of it, there are very few episodes that don't make me laugh even after watching them a dozen times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The towing ball thread on here.

The mumsnet penis beaker thread.

The episode of the IT crowd where they go to the theatre. Or the funeral episode. Actually most of it, there are very few episodes that don't make me laugh even after watching them a dozen times."

The football episode...Oh look he's kicked the ball over there, that apparently warrants a round of applause...

The dinner party...Peter File..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Snatch

Only fools and horses

My daughter being mortified that they put Moses in the water in a basket with no arm bands on.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The towing ball thread on here.

The mumsnet penis beaker thread.

The episode of the IT crowd where they go to the theatre. Or the funeral episode. Actually most of it, there are very few episodes that don't make me laugh even after watching them a dozen times.

The football episode...Oh look he's kicked the ball over there, that apparently warrants a round of applause...

The dinner party...Peter File.."

Act normal. No, more normal!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The towing ball thread on here.

The mumsnet penis beaker thread.

The episode of the IT crowd where they go to the theatre. Or the funeral episode. Actually most of it, there are very few episodes that don't make me laugh even after watching them a dozen times."

Towing ball thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The towing ball thread on here.

The mumsnet penis beaker thread.

The episode of the IT crowd where they go to the theatre. Or the funeral episode. Actually most of it, there are very few episodes that don't make me laugh even after watching them a dozen times.

The football episode...Oh look he's kicked the ball over there, that apparently warrants a round of applause...

The dinner party...Peter File..

Act normal. No, more normal!"

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pulling forward in the car by 2meters just when a mate reaches for the door handle

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Breaking wind

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

That video of that old woman on a mobility scooter driving straight into that barrier

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

The baby elephant peeing on Blue Peter and the zookeeper sliding in it.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mickey Flanagan

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"The he's not the messiah scene...

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH!"

YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Babies laughing

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The he's not the messiah scene...

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH!

YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!"

That was never funny

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

That bloke trying to catch his dog as it chases a herd of deer across a park

"FENTONNNNNNNNN, JESUS CHRIST!!"

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"That bloke trying to catch his dog as it chases a herd of deer across a park

"FENTONNNNNNNNN, JESUS CHRIST!!""

Oh god, still makes me laugh so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When somebody walks into a lamppost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronnie Barker sketches, esp. “Four Candles”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Father Ted explains "far away" to Dougal (in fact ALL of Father Ted)."

The closest I have come to death, from lack of oxygen, was when Dougal described The Beast to Ted…..

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Biggus Dickus"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Ronnie Barker sketches, esp. “Four Candles”

Foot pumps, brown pumps size 9

Got any Os...got any Ps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del Boy falling through the bar. "Play it cool Trig, know what I mean?".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Joe Wilkinson's potato throw on Taskmaster

Carrot in a box on 8 out of 10 cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronnie Pickering!

“D’ya know who I am?”

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

The funny bone

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"The towing ball thread on here.

The mumsnet penis beaker thread.

The episode of the IT crowd where they go to the theatre. Or the funeral episode. Actually most of it, there are very few episodes that don't make me laugh even after watching them a dozen times."

For those it crowd fans

Oh, God, I'm sorry, that's horrible. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a fire.

At Sea Parks.

Sea Parks? Yeah.

With the... With the whales and everything, yeah.

Oh, okay.

Sea Parks? Yeah.

Huh. Yeah.

A fire? That's right.

At the sea lion show, apparently.

Aren't those shows usually out in the open?

Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's what I would've...

Yeah. Lots of water everywhere.

Yeah, I mean, I would imagine the whales need a lot of water.

I don't think you can have whales in a place where there isn't a huge amount of water.

It just seems like a weird place to go on fire.

It's a very weird place to go on fire! A fire at a Sea Parks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ricky Gervais

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most modern sitcoms- My family, Steth let's flats, King Gary, Not going out, Miranda - that's just the tip of the iceberg!!

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The man singing on songs of praise and the dog lifts it's back legs and drags it's arse across the grass behind him

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The towing ball thread on here.

The mumsnet penis beaker thread.

The episode of the IT crowd where they go to the theatre. Or the funeral episode. Actually most of it, there are very few episodes that don't make me laugh even after watching them a dozen times.

For those it crowd fans

Oh, God, I'm sorry, that's horrible. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a fire.

At Sea Parks.

Sea Parks? Yeah.

With the... With the whales and everything, yeah.

Oh, okay.

Sea Parks? Yeah.

Huh. Yeah.

A fire? That's right.

At the sea lion show, apparently.

Aren't those shows usually out in the open?

Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's what I would've...

Yeah. Lots of water everywhere.

Yeah, I mean, I would imagine the whales need a lot of water.

I don't think you can have whales in a place where there isn't a huge amount of water.

It just seems like a weird place to go on fire.

It's a very weird place to go on fire! A fire at a Sea Parks?

If she had said that her parents had drowned I'd be the happiest man in the world!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The video of the guy coming back from walking his dog covered in mud

https://youtu.be/Tbdu3VwBlR0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll never forget this time when driving to work through town, I saw this guy walking miss the curb drop and went flying with a big kebab and chips (I used to start at 2am) I makes me laugh he got up and was laughing himself

I used to see some funny things on the way to work!

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