FabSwingers.com forum: How to get laid

By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Be an egg

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Or tarmac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a table

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Or a slab

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

or a foundation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carpet

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"Be an egg

Is that really un œuf

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

A tile

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Or a bet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Or a patio.

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Or a patio."
that's kinda the same as slabs

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I just say I’m horny

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong sock game Jack688

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Be a brick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a decking plank

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Strong sock game Jack688"

Thanks! My favourite Snoopy ones too

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid "

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Haha, excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be female

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Be female"
obviously

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Die

Ahhhh, rest.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Become more monochrome, hmm, no that’s greyed

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Die

Ahhhh, rest."

I hope you mean as in laid to rest, not some particularly weird fetish that will probably get me banned for use of the word!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Die

Ahhhh, rest.

I hope you mean as in laid to rest, not some particularly weird fetish that will probably get me banned for use of the word! "

That's why I specifically put the "ahhhh, rest" just in case!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Die

Ahhhh, rest.

I hope you mean as in laid to rest, not some particularly weird fetish that will probably get me banned for use of the word!

That's why I specifically put the "ahhhh, rest" just in case!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Search for James.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk s**t to Tyson Fury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to Laide.

It's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm disappointed this wasn't a topic for tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Become more monochrome, hmm, no that’s greyed "

Get created..ah that’s made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Become more monochrome, hmm, no that’s greyed

Get created..ah that’s made"

Have a salary. Hmm, no that’s paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Become more monochrome, hmm, no that’s greyed

Get created..ah that’s made

Have a salary. Hmm, no that’s paid"

Have the name Randy. Ah sorry, that’s Quaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm disappointed this wasn't a topic for tips

3 parts sand to one cement

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I'm disappointed this wasn't a topic for tips

3 parts sand to one cement"

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Become more monochrome, hmm, no that’s greyed

Get created..ah that’s made

Have a salary. Hmm, no that’s paid

Have the name Randy. Ah sorry, that’s Quaid"

Or be a green stone, oh no, that’s jade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm disappointed this wasn't a topic for tips

3 parts sand to one cement"

Sounds creamy

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Become more monochrome, hmm, no that’s greyed

Get created..ah that’s made

Have a salary. Hmm, no that’s paid

Have the name Randy. Ah sorry, that’s Quaid

Or be a green stone, oh no, that’s jade "

This is becoming more like a rap by the minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Become more monochrome, hmm, no that’s greyed

Get created..ah that’s made

Have a salary. Hmm, no that’s paid

Have the name Randy. Ah sorry, that’s Quaid

Or be a green stone, oh no, that’s jade "

Iiiiiittttttssss Chriiiiiistmaaaaaaas, oh no, that’s Slade…

I’m I doing this right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be an egg

I was about to get my pen and notepad out but no need now

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I've just laughed too much at that

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Have all your skin removed, hmm, no that’s Flayed

Be a brand of air freshener, hmm, no that’s Glade

Be a type of tartan, hmm, no, that’s Plaid

Get yourself murdered, hmm, no that’s Slayed

I’m clearly crap at getting laid

Be an unravelling rope, oh that's frayed

Become more monochrome, hmm, no that’s greyed

Get created..ah that’s made

Have a salary. Hmm, no that’s paid

Have the name Randy. Ah sorry, that’s Quaid

Or be a green stone, oh no, that’s jade

Iiiiiittttttssss Chriiiiiistmaaaaaaas, oh no, that’s Slade…

I’m I doing this right?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be an egg

Or hands

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