FabSwingers.com forum: Deep Clean one Room .....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

or Fuck off Out ...?

It's in your hands. You have until this coffee cup empties

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fuck it off and look at cocks on here

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nah ...... I can't even see them on here if they are poking my eye out ......

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.

Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I hate housework that much I was thinking of giving blow jobs in return for my floors being done

If only I wasn't such a prude

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back."

Yes, you'll be invigorated and in a better place, mentally, to tackle the skirting and high dusting.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.

Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems. "

Never any dust except on the glass table ...... ( really does my swede in ) and under the bed cos I have to lift it so only do it every couple of months......

oooooo I have a desire to defluff under the bed....

Jesus

I must get out if defluffing is seductive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out. There would still be cleaning to do after anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marigolds, bucket, squeegee... crack on!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back.

Yes, you'll be invigorated and in a better place, mentally, to tackle the skirting and high dusting."

Exactly Nanna. Exactly.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back."

I get out a lot ..... I always say if you can get out GET OUT ..... but I seem stuck to this chair today

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.

Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems. "

I am young and healty aren't I ..... yes I am ..... Yes you are Gran.

We need to tell that to my bus pass, my senior reductions at the pool and pics and the bloody shop assistants that speak to me in patronising tones.

I'm shopping naked next week ... that'll wake them up .

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back.

I get out a lot ..... I always say if you can get out GET OUT ..... but I seem stuck to this chair today"

Should probably give the chair a scrub too if it is sticky

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.

Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems.

Never any dust except on the glass table ...... ( really does my swede in ) and under the bed cos I have to lift it so only do it every couple of months......

oooooo I have a desire to defluff under the bed....

Jesus

I must get out if defluffing is seductive."

No dust? I'm so very envious

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ewwwwwww rude BeardyBob ... rude.

I keep pet snails

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.

Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems.

I am young and healty aren't I ..... yes I am ..... Yes you are Gran.

We need to tell that to my bus pass, my senior reductions at the pool and pics and the bloody shop assistants that speak to me in patronising tones.

I'm shopping naked next week ... that'll wake them up ."

I'm told quite often I look younger than I am. I wish I felt my age though. I feel like a 90 year old some days.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Oh Granny I'm stuck indoors with uncooperative small people and am surrounded by housework will this spiral never end....

Going onto fab and surrounding myself in naked men sounds a much better prospect

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm deep cleaning the kitchen and my bedroom today.

So... bathroom for you Crumpster

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I like wheeling my bed to the other side of my bedroom.

I never know what surprises I'll find underneath.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh Granny I'm stuck indoors with uncooperative small people and am surrounded by housework will this spiral never end....

Going onto fab and surrounding myself in naked men sounds a much better prospect

Yes it will end dear. Just 40 more years to go

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm deep cleaning the kitchen and my bedroom today.

So... bathroom for you Crumpster "

Okay but that won't take me long.... it's cleaned daily.

Washed all my bottles yest.... no the day before.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Clean then go out?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like wheeling my bed to the other side of my bedroom.

I never know what surprises I'll find underneath. "

I can't do that

Husband ( God rest his soul but we were divorced first ) built wardrobes...... Bleedin great till you try to move the bed.

I have to unhinge it and move it half at a time.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Fuck off out. Housework will be there tomorrow, the ability to go out may not!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Clean then go out? "

Nope.

If I really do a deep clean it's a day job and then that will DEF be followed by coffee n a FAB

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....

Who needs sex eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar muddle here.

Third option for me go back to sleep

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fuck off out. Housework will be there tomorrow, the ability to go out may not!"

Okay.... Christ he's forceful.. or she. or both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amongst filth for all the wrong reasons.

Time to go deep, deep clean!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Similar muddle here.

Third option for me go back to sleep

I can't do that. Brain pings in the morning and the day starts.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Amongst filth for all the wrong reasons.

Time to go deep, deep clean!

Okay but I have taken note of your name.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Go out. Get a chocolate twist. Come back and eat it.

Then clean cos there will be icing sugar everywhere anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean then go out as a reward for doing the work

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Deep clean the room...

You will feel like you have achieved a goal in readiness for the new year.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay. It's time for me to count the votes......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....

Who needs sex eh ? "

Do u need a hand lifting ur bed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. It's time for me to count the votes...... "

Wait!!!!!

Go out. Life's too short. They have cake.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Okay. It's time for me to count the votes...... "

Just get out. It's almost 2020 two.

(Look, I'll keep posting awfulness like that if you don't)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ffs ,,,,,,

5 all......

Useless !

I'll have to make another coffee now

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....

Who needs sex eh ?

Do u need a hand lifting ur bed then"

ohh yes I do......

If only there was some local sexy bloke who liked bed lifting for no reward eh ?

Where do you get one of them.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Looks like the OUTS win......

Out it is the .....

Soon as I finish this second coffee and the new hoover arrives

Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaas ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....

Who needs sex eh ?

Do u need a hand lifting ur bed then

ohh yes I do......

If only there was some local sexy bloke who liked bed lifting for no reward eh ?

Where do you get one of them. "

Im in Knowsley, doubt i be too far from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....

Who needs sex eh ? "

And you get to fondle all the fresh brand spanking new knobs and extension Miss Crumpet...think about that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That is extremely kind of you and appreciated very much but I am still able to do all that I have to

Thanks.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....

Who needs sex eh ?

And you get to fondle all the fresh brand spanking new knobs and extension Miss Crumpet...think about that

Oh yes ! You bloody bundle of temptation you! I can smell the box as we type !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Similar muddle here.

Third option for me go back to sleep

I can't do that. Brain pings in the morning and the day starts.

Same here. Big hero 6 is on.

I have no idea what the other 5 are about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep clean... I'm gonna do my kitchen today

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

See, now, that depends on the post clean/out satisfaction level.

I love a pristine room and I love a charity shop investigation (CSI), what about you GC, what would satisfy you the most?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep cleaning is for rainy days or after dark. If its not raining or dark go out. I suspect you have already gone

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I watched The Meg with Jason Statham last night, that was deep, and about how deep I'd ever clean one room before fucking it off anyway. It was a close second to Hobbs and Shaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep clean it! Nothing beats looking at a room after a deep clean which swells you with pride

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"See, now, that depends on the post clean/out satisfaction level.

I love a pristine room and I love a charity shop investigation (CSI), what about you GC, what would satisfy you the most?"

Too late now Topsy ...... too late for choice. I'm unboxing my Shark and drinking coffee.

It HAS to be a deep clean

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Deep cleaning is for rainy days or after dark. If its not raining or dark go out. I suspect you have already gone

It's been raining here all day which is probably why im indecisive

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Otherwise i'd be OUT OUT

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I go out in the rain too. I'm not a real Gremlin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Otherwise i'd be OUT OUT"

Like foreign lands, OUT OUT ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Otherwise i'd be OUT OUT

Like foreign lands, OUT OUT ? "

No. Socialising OUT OUT and not shopping or other duty OUT OUT.

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over a year ago

"Amongst filth for all the wrong reasons.

Time to go deep, deep clean!

Okay but I have taken note of your name."

Bollocks...fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deep cleaning is for rainy days or after dark. If its not raining or dark go out. I suspect you have already gone

It's scary when the sun shines. House looks good in winter gloom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This still dragging on ?????

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I de frosted the fridge, and Mr muscle cleaned the oven and top 2 days before Christmas. Dose that count?

Just taken down the decs too, although left the tree for a few more days.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I de frosted the fridge, and Mr muscle cleaned the oven and top 2 days before Christmas. Dose that count?

Just taken down the decs too, although left the tree for a few more days. "

Well down you.

Wet and dry vacuum cleaners are brilliant for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This still dragging on ?????"

Yes

Time you cleaned the spunk from your ceiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a viewing yesterday so I had a mass clean of every room before it.

So…. Who else is coming out?

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