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Kiss, Suck, Fuck or Pass with the funniest excuse pt3

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

If you are going to pass try doing so in a funny manor.

Last thread ended in the best one.

"Walking my dog on the M5"

Let the he's begin.

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fuck

Then have some mince pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck

Then have some mince pies "

Share your mince pies.

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Fuck

Then have some mince pies "

Left my shoes in car I'll be back in 5

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Kiss under the mistletoe

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Fuck

Then have some mince pies

Share your mince pies. "

Smack that ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck

Then have some mince pies

Share your mince pies.

Smack that ass. "

Kisses

NBVN x

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Fuck

Then have some mince pies

Share your mince pies.

Smack that ass.

Kisses

NBVN x"

Kiss x

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By *ocopops1962Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon


"Fuck

Then have some mince pies

Share your mince pies.

Smack that ass. *

NBVN x"

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck

Then have some mince pies

Share your mince pies.

Smack that ass. *

NBVN x

Fuck"

Busy eating mince pies

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

Fuck

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fancy a drink bud

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Fuck"

Suck

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dogging c

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Kiss and mayb more x

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

Kiss

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Kiss"

Motorboat those boobs.

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By *hisisnotaflamethrowerMan
over a year ago

South hams

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

I uuuh I forgot I put my hand break down. I'll be right back promise

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Run a mile

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Kiss

Motorboat those boobs. "

pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant


"Kiss

Motorboat those boobs. pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars "

Okay but it is so I'm up for that chat

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Kiss

Motorboat those boobs. pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars "

You already know the answer by my power of telepathy

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Kiss

Motorboat those boobs. pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars

You already know the answer by my power of telepathy "

Kiss

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Kiss

Motorboat those boobs. pints and talk about how star trek is better than Star wars

You already know the answer by my power of telepathy "

trek is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home"

Ready for boarding?

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I'm in

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home

Ready for boarding? "

Assume the co-pilot position

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’m out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I have an appointment with the toaster in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home

Ready for boarding?

Assume the co-pilot position "

Straddled and ready for ejection!

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Sorry I have an appointment with the toaster in the bath

"

Now that's shocking.

Kiss.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home

Ready for boarding?

Assume the co-pilot position

Straddled and ready for ejection!"

avoid.... Im watching star trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small buzz to make me feel alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home

Ready for boarding?

Assume the co-pilot position

Straddled and ready for ejection!avoid.... Im watching star trek "

That's the closest you'll get to ejection!!!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

Use the force

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home

Ready for boarding?

Assume the co-pilot position

Straddled and ready for ejection!avoid.... Im watching star trek

That's the closest you'll get to ejection!!! "

Drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I left my spaceship parked outside the nursing home

Ready for boarding?

Assume the co-pilot position

Straddled and ready for ejection!avoid.... Im watching star trek

That's the closest you'll get to ejection!!!

Drink? "

If you're buying!

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By *lex_the_CATCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Fuck and kiss

Alexis x x

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Kiss

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Kiss "
kiss

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Kiss "

Can I borrow your Man Utd shirt?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Kiss "

I need to go feed my pet rock

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Kiss

Can I borrow your Man Utd shirt? "

Beam me up

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

See you at old Trafford

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Kiss

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Kiss

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Kiss"

Kiss

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep


"Kiss

Kiss"

Kiss

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Kiss

Kiss"

kiss

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Kiss

Kisskiss "

I'm inflating my dartboard

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

If your from Redditch say hello x

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Kiss

Kisskiss

I'm inflating my dartboard"

That's good I'm filling q bucket of steam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Kisskiss

I'm inflating my dartboard"

Kiss.....can I help to blow it up?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Kiss

Kisskiss

I'm inflating my dartboard"

im going to a hurling match far more exciting

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Kiss

Kisskiss

I'm inflating my dartboard

Kiss.....can I help to blow it up? "

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Kisskiss

I'm inflating my dartboardim going to a hurling match far more exciting "

Yawn......

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Kiss

Kisskiss

I'm inflating my dartboardim going to a hurling match far more exciting "

Then we are going for a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Kisskiss

I'm inflating my dartboardim going to a hurling match far more exciting

Then we are going for a pint"

Kiss

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Kiss

Kisskiss

I'm inflating my dartboardim going to a hurling match far more exciting

Then we are going for a pint"

sur you being from Ireland know hurling is more exciting than everything we'll go for the session after the match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available "

Kiss X

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available

Kiss X "

Drinks

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available

Kiss X "

Fuckity my fucking fuck!!

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’ll be happy for a few drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread moves so quickly sometimes you don't get to reply to the thread you anticipated

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Get naughtyness in the top

10

Fabbed

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available

Kiss X

Fuckity my fucking fuck!! "

Suckity your suck suck X

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available

Kiss X

Fuckity my fucking fuck!!

Suckity your suck suck X "

Kissing and fucking with Naughtiness

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sorry, am busy getting a vajazzle

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available

Kiss X

Fuckity my fucking fuck!!

Suckity your suck suck X "

Kisskiss

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Have a date with my hand pre booked it mate so I'm not available

Kiss X

Fuckity my fucking fuck!!

Suckity your suck suck X "

Well that sounds perfect!! On my way xx

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Sorry, am busy getting a vajazzle "

Am I joining in or watching?

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Sorry, am busy getting a vajazzle

Am I joining in or watching? "

I'm counting bubbles in champagne

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By *alentedfMan
over a year ago

Near Newbury

Pass those White's are blinding me

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss"

I’m sorry. I need to walk my goldfish.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Kiss"

Pull out her butt plug.

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

And put it in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Pull out her butt plug. "

I’m afraid I need to get new batteries for my light saber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And put it in you "

You want to insert things in another man’s bum?

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Pull out her butt plug.

I’m afraid I need to get new batteries for my light saber"

Fuuuuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fuck fuck and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the people playing roulette with who’s above

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Drink"

Definitely kiss fuck and kiss some more,

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Gotta love the people playing roulette with who’s above

"

kiss and maybe more if im lucky

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sorry, I've just started boiling the sprouts for Christmas dinner 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini"

Or taking your pet rock for a walk! Absolute belter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I sprained my clitoris.

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’ll

Massage it for you

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I fractured my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll

Massage it for you "

No deep heat tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris. "

Another belter!!!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini

Or taking your pet rock for a walk! Absolute belter!!! "

Glad you approve. Shall we get to the shagging?

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"I would but I sprained my clitoris. "

Best pass reply yet lol

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Best pass reply yet lol "

Kissssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini

Or taking your pet rock for a walk! Absolute belter!!!

Glad you approve. Shall we get to the shagging? "

I think so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!! "

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’ll be gentle

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Talking my grandma for a spin in my lamborghini

Or taking your pet rock for a walk! Absolute belter!!!

Glad you approve. Shall we get to the shagging?

I think so! "

i just couldn't be arsed

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out. "

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out. "

I once tried to sleep with someone who was suffering with that issue... felt like I'd become a certified sailor once I'd got in hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda"

Are you why mums go to Asda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?"

Fuck after I washed my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

Fuck after I washed my hair "

Fuck once my hair grows long enough to sit on.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?"

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Head n shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help"

I’ll bring my bolt crop

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By *95888Man
over a year ago

carlisle

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck"

Fuck

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop "

Bring the fire brigade as well

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

Play little spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well"

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?"

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here "

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss then fuck with a bit of sucking thrown in for good measure!

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’ll

Send you a bottle of Prosecco

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum. "

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll

Send you a bottle of Prosecco "

I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 29/12/21 00:23:14]

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I’ll

Send you a bottle of Prosecco

I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen"

I’ll blow you off

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"I’ll

Send you a bottle of Prosecco

I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen"

I would say kiss but might be a bit salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt. "

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll

Send you a bottle of Prosecco

I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen

I would say kiss but might be a bit salty "

Perhaps you could give me a hand? My knees are killing me.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please? "

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything"

Kettle’s on

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"I’ll

Send you a bottle of Prosecco

I’m sorry. I’ve got lockjaw after blowing all those firemen

I would say kiss but might be a bit salty

Perhaps you could give me a hand? My knees are killing me. "

Now that would be fun

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

It's below freezing here and my cock is stuck to my zip.

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I’ll get the bunson burner

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Sorry, I've just started boiling the sprouts for Christmas dinner 2022"

Drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll get the bunson burner "

Snogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything"

I'll soon get things moving.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry. It’s past my bedtime. Xx

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By *ack-offMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

All of them

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything

I'll soon get things moving. "

Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything

I'll soon get things moving.

Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work! "

I loaned her my thermal Lance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything

I'll soon get things moving.

Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!

I loaned her my thermal Lance "

I'll definitely need to know where you got yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything

I'll soon get things moving.

Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!

I loaned her my thermal Lance "

Kiss...

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

Suck

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything

I'll soon get things moving.

Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!

I loaned her my thermal Lance

I'll definitely need to know where you got yours. "

Try not to burn my entire cock off. I ll need to save a couple of inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything

I'll soon get things moving.

Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!

I loaned her my thermal Lance

I'll definitely need to know where you got yours.

Try not to burn my entire cock off. I ll need to save a couple of inches "

Oh, I can wave a wand like no one!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll set my blaster to stun.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I would but I sprained my clitoris.

Another belter!!!

I’d love to but I’ve got my inner labia tangled I’m my outer and I’ll be here all night straightening them out.

Id love to but I got my cock trapped around the lampost near asda

Are you why mums go to Asda?

I’m in a great deal of pain so I cant answer that question. Please send help

I’ll bring my bolt crop

Bring the fire brigade as well

Are you are the top of the lamppost then?

Its a long story i’ll explain when you get here

I may be a while. The firemen all want a bj before they cum.

Looks like the two posters above also want a bj. Its alright I’ve been stuck here days. A few more hours wont hurt.

Well, do you mind if I watch you blow them please?

I cant I have frostbite and cant move anything

I'll soon get things moving.

Ahh finally help has arrived. Get to work!

I loaned her my thermal Lance

I'll definitely need to know where you got yours.

Try not to burn my entire cock off. I ll need to save a couple of inches

Oh, I can wave a wand like no one! "

blocked because of a bit of craic on here how sad

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'll set my blaster to stun. "

Dinner and drinks - this time somewhere half decent!

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

Kiss xx

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fuck n fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waits in line

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Waits in line "

Drinks while waiting in line

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

If I can fuck you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits in line "

Cocktails followed by dancing on tables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing on the bed and more cocktails !

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Going to bed snowed under

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay


"Waits in line "

Kiss XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits in line

Kiss XX "

Drinks, drinks and more drinks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits in line

Kiss XX

Drinks, drinks and more drinks!!"

Drinks

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Kiss on the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss on the cheek "

Cocktails to start....

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Kiss then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passes the harvey wallbanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss then..."

Then......

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Suck a nipple each xxx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Suck a nipple each xxx"

Mind if I join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck a nipple each xxx

Mind if I join you "

Oh, what a naughty night

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By *aniboyMan
over a year ago

london


"Suck a nipple each xxx

Mind if I join you

Oh, what a naughty night"

Kiss

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

More the merrier xxx

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
over a year ago

east coast


"More the merrier xxx"

Kiss

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"More the merrier xxx"

Kiss and more hopefully

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By *aughtiness69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

Kiss

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By *nholy TrinityCouple (MM)
over a year ago

leeds/york

[Removed by poster at 29/12/21 00:56:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More the merrier xxx"

Oh my....that escalated quickly!

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
over a year ago

east coast


"Kiss"

Kiss all over

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