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Besg place to be naughty at Alton Towers

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By *lumPudding OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

So where’s the best and most thrilling place you can realistically have some naughty fun as a couple at Alton Towers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The log flume usually makes them really wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering it’s filled with children it’s probably not the best place to be doing anything like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering it’s filled with children it’s probably not the best place to be doing anything like that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to get naughty at a place primarily aimed at children/families?

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

Nowhere as it will be filled with children. Control yourself for a few hours please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just enjoy each other's company, have a flirt and exchange glances as you are flung through twists and loops on rollercoasters but don't risk anything in public as children will be everywhere and cameras.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where’s the best and most thrilling place you can realistically have some naughty fun as a couple at Alton Towers? "

Everyone's wagging their little fingers at you...I should too I suppose, but that did put a smile on my face

But behave yourselves!!..ahem

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By *lumPudding OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!"

Not morally correct just common sense really. We have children and regularly go to Alton Towers and if we seen 2 adults fucking in the bushes or wherever we’d want them jailed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!"

Do you have kids?

You are absolutely vile to do anything sex related where kids are around. Go to a Swingers club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!

Not morally correct just common sense really. We have children and regularly go to Alton Towers and if we seen 2 adults fucking in the bushes or wherever we’d want them jailed."

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

On oblivion. I dont think anyone would notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people still flash their tits for the cameras on rides? Nobody seemed to worry about children being present when that happened last I was there.

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By *lumPudding OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Kinda difficult to get into some positions on oblivion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people still flash their tits for the cameras on rides? Nobody seemed to worry about children being present when that happened last I was there."

Did you not worry about any children around when adults were getting naked?

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By *lumPudding OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"The log flume usually makes them really wet "

Like a good drenching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!"

Still a no, it's a theme park not a naturist venue, not everyone will want to your bits

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"So where’s the best and most thrilling place you can realistically have some naughty fun as a couple at Alton Towers? "

A few years ago, the forums tried to organise a big social at Alton Towers, someone told the National Press and it was all over the papers... claiming that we were all perverts and planning a huge orgy... it got cancelled

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The Safety Officer's office; guaranteed to be empty!

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By *lumPudding OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"So where’s the best and most thrilling place you can realistically have some naughty fun as a couple at Alton Towers?

A few years ago, the forums tried to organise a big social at Alton Towers, someone told the National Press and it was all over the papers... claiming that we were all perverts and planning a huge orgy... it got cancelled "

I heard they do a naturist weekend at one of the hotels or water parks. But you’d need to put your bits away to go in the theme park.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Nowhere it’s a place for kids. Disgusting to be honest

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

The absolute best place to have sex at Alton Towers (and i speak from experience)

Is in your room at the Alton Towers Hotel with the door tightly closed & locked and the curtains closed.

This applies in reality and hypothetically with or without children & families in the park.

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By *lumPudding OP   Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"The absolute best place to have sex at Alton Towers (and i speak from experience)

Is in your room at the Alton Towers Hotel with the door tightly closed & locked and the curtains closed.

This applies in reality and hypothetically with or without children & families in the park."

That’s so fucking hot! I’m booking tickets right now!

Tell me it was under the covers too! Tell me you turned the light off! Fuck!!!!!!!

Bastard! The parks shut for the winter!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"The absolute best place to have sex at Alton Towers (and i speak from experience)

Is in your room at the Alton Towers Hotel with the door tightly closed & locked and the curtains closed.

This applies in reality and hypothetically with or without children & families in the park.

That’s so fucking hot! I’m booking tickets right now!

Tell me it was under the covers too! Tell me you turned the light off! Fuck!!!!!!!

Bastard! The parks shut for the winter!"

No problem, you can book for later in the year with any of the online holiday booking agents.... or even at your local high street travel agent

you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The absolute best place to have sex at Alton Towers (and i speak from experience)

Is in your room at the Alton Towers Hotel with the door tightly closed & locked and the curtains closed.

This applies in reality and hypothetically with or without children & families in the park.

That’s so fucking hot! I’m booking tickets right now!

Tell me it was under the covers too! Tell me you turned the light off! Fuck!!!!!!!

Bastard! The parks shut for the winter!"

You're soooo lucky you didn't say Legoland...

That's firing squad material right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a family theme park, I can’t imagine why I would want to.

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