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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

I ponder strange questions when I'm on my own....

If you were to choke a snuff what colour would they turn???

If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them???

And why does rain drop but snow fall???

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Smuffs...snuff...smurfs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smurfs turn purple if ya choke em i know cause that was my exes nickname n i was always throttling her lol (just joking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smurfs turn purple if ya choke em i know cause that was my exes nickname n i was always throttling her lol (just joking) "

And now you have just frightened away most of the single fems on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If. A tree falls in a empty forrest does it make a sound ? X

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Smuffs...snuff...smurfs?"
It's late! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a snowplough driver get to work?

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"If. A tree falls in a empty forrest does it make a sound ? X"

I say yes, but it's these odd questions I have rattling around... I've loads of them. I really shouldn't be left on my own at night! Lol

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"How does a snowplough driver get to work?"

I know that one!! I live on a main road do come winter see them all the time. The plough just lifts up! Simples!

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By *relandcockMan
over a year ago

town


"If. A tree falls in a empty forrest does it make a sound ? X"

Yes, just because it isn't observable, doesn't mean it doesn't occur. But you're getting into pavlovian theory there, and its a bit late for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If. A tree falls in a empty forrest does it make a sound ? X

I say yes, but it's these odd questions I have rattling around... I've loads of them. I really shouldn't be left on my own at night! Lol "

i think we all have them just dont say out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smurfs turn purple if ya choke em i know cause that was my exes nickname n i was always throttling her lol (just joking)

And now you have just frightened away most of the single fems on here!"

Lol didnt think about that haha but i was just joking honest i was

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Smurfs turn purple if ya choke em i know cause that was my exes nickname n i was always throttling her lol (just joking)

And now you have just frightened away most of the single fems on here!

Lol didnt think about that haha but i was just joking honest i was "

Lol mind you some women might like it!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"How does a snowplough driver get to work?

I know that one!! I live on a main road do come winter see them all the time. The plough just lifts up! Simples! "

But how do they get down an unplowed road to where the snow plough is kept?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does a snowplough driver get to work?"

Its parked outside his house

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"How does a snowplough driver get to work?

I know that one!! I live on a main road do come winter see them all the time. The plough just lifts up! Simples!

But how do they get down an unplowed road to where the snow plough is kept?"

Walk with tennis rackets tied to their feet? Lol

Has anyone done that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do rocket scientists say when they are exasperated by explaining something to another person that they feel they should know

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That's a relief. I thought this going to be about a black market DVD of smurfs being tortured and abused

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"That's a relief. I thought this going to be about a black market DVD of smurfs being tortured and abused "

Now there's an idea! Think there's a market for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do rocket scientists say when they are exasperated by explaining something to another person that they feel they should know "

.... it's not rocket salad.

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By *upitersmile OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"What do rocket scientists say when they are exasperated by explaining something to another person that they feel they should know

.... it's not rocket salad. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If. A tree falls in a empty forrest does it make a sound ? X"

I half remember a very complicated scientific answer stating that a falling tree would make a noise (vibrations in the air) but this noise only becomes a 'sound' when sound waves hit an ear drum.

It might have been the other way around but all to do with the definition of these words.

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