FabSwingers.com forum: Give me classic British saying

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good evening everybody hope the hols are going well . For me sound as a pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sights ya see when ya haven't got ur gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Slaps thighs* "right then..."

When you're visiting someone and you really want to leave

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Who fancies a cuppa?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

From a personal point of view its " For Fucks Sake "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put kettle on

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By *FunwithmenMan
over a year ago

Norwich

... More tea vicar?...

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By *abrosMan
over a year ago

Orpington

mind the gap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the taxi driver… “busy day mate”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's coming home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely weather we’re having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's coming home...

HATEEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just dropped the kids off at the pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice weather for ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the taxi driver… “busy day mate”"

What time you on til?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aye, I'm setting off now".

*actually still in the bath*

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One up the bum no harm done

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.

I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Taking Back Control”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Taking Back Control”

Flattening the curve...

World beating...

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m bloody knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let you get on" which actually means "I'm bored with talking to you now - fuck off!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'll let you get on" which actually means "I'm bored with talking to you now - fuck off!" "

So true!

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By *L2021Couple
over a year ago

manchester

The dogs bollox…. There is a good example in the film 51st state

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Michael Fish last day on t.v sentence. It's gonna be a lovely sunny day tamara.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Bent as a nine bob note.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gone for a Burton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corona virus, lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corona virus, lockdown

How original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your coat love you've pulled

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"shit the bed" when i fuck something up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corona virus, lockdown

How original

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Hands Face Space

Build back better

Get Brexit done

What a load of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More gravy ma’am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corona virus, lockdown

How original"

As is that answer sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corona virus, lockdown

How original"

How ironic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corona virus, lockdown

How original

As is that answer sir

It’s a statement, not an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Person - ' how much will that be? '

Me - ' 2 bob and a big orange '

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Well that’s thrown a spanner in the works

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Not seen you in donkeys years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have an E please Bob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time do you finish?

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Wigwams for ducks to peek on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touching cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put wood in T hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain’t nowt as queer as folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be fair though..."

i.e "you are being completely fucking unreasonable"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""to be fair though..."

i.e "you are being completely fucking unreasonable" "

Not been funny but…

Exactly the same right?

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall

Said the actress to the Bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all gone a bit Pete Tong.

Or it's gone tits up.

We took to saying a mixture of the two - "FFS, it's all gone Tits-Tong".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar

Honey

Ice

Tea

Or when it might rain you say "dont know if its gonna piss or shit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar

Honey

Ice

Tea

Or when it might rain you say "dont know if its gonna piss or shit ""

Ice tea? This isn’t British

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar

Honey

Ice

Tea

Or when it might rain you say "dont know if its gonna piss or shit "

Ice tea? This isn’t British "

Separate words mate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar

Honey

Ice

Tea

Or when it might rain you say "dont know if its gonna piss or shit "

Ice tea? This isn’t British

Separate words mate x"

Ice then? British word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar

Honey

Ice

Tea

Or when it might rain you say "dont know if its gonna piss or shit "

Ice tea? This isn’t British

Separate words mate x

Ice then? British word?"

Mans that ultimate British word…sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of bollocks!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

LvM

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

You make a better door than a window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world is your lobster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty more fish in the sea son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make a better door than a window "

? What does it mean??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of 'how's you Father'

(Kinda kinky no?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make a better door than a window

? What does it mean??"

In our house it was said when someone was blocking the tv viewing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make a better door than a window

? What does it mean??"

It means move out the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make a better door than a window

? What does it mean??

It means move out the way"

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corona virus, lockdown

How original

As is that answer sir

It’s a statement, not an answer "

Potato potato it's all the same to me

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"You make a better door than a window

? What does it mean??

In our house it was said when someone was blocking the tv viewing lol"

That would be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corona virus, lockdown

How original

As is that answer sir

It’s a statement, not an answer

Potato potato it's all the same to me "

Heck, you should of listened at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you taking the fucking piss????

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Mange tout Rodney, mange tout

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Like it or lump it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You absolute *insert inanimate object of choice*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone says something nice to you, "right back at ya"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

It's brass monkies out now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then one more

I won't be a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh go on then one more

I won't be a minute

Going ‘out out’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh go on then one more

I won't be a minute

Just realised this sounds like my sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's have a butchers

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Jolly hockey sticks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That's the fucking nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy Jockey sticks"

Sounds like something Robin would say to batman!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Want ketchup?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Jolly hockey sticks"

I think I’ve watched that on VHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy Jockey sticks

Sounds like something Robin would say to batman! "

Posh batman

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By *rixieMeWoman
over a year ago

Farfarfar away

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Yeah, not too bad” meaning my whole fucking world is burning around me.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Not my cup of tea

Put a sock in it

Nothing ventured nothing gained

Bobs your uncle

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Alrite Mush.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Got loads of these

Was you born in a barn

Got to drop the kids at the pool

Got a turtle edd

That looks fine can’t see it from my house

I’m off down the frog and toad to the battle cruiser for a pigs ear

I’m just off for an ertha kitt

It was the dog not me

Cor it’s brass monkeys out here

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By *ue and robCouple
over a year ago

ware

Brush your Barnet grab your nanny goat let's go out

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By *gentJMan
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Put big light on (or iss this just in the North?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.

I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’….."

My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying

He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.

I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..

My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying

He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol. "
slipped a thick ear in there aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.

I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..

My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying

He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol. "

I think this is a sign I'm getting older because I've never heard jarring used in the context in my life

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Seeing a man about a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.

I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..

My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying

He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol.

I think this is a sign I'm getting older because I've never heard jarring used in the context in my life

Lol I had to ask him for a translation. Totally regretted asking

. If I shout at him, he tells me to stop barking!

. This doesn't mean he's calling me a dog. Apparently, it's a new word for shouting! Any more of that and he can move out lol. Youth of today, I utterly despair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't get many of them to the pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.

I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..

My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying

He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol.

I think this is a sign I'm getting older because I've never heard jarring used in the context in my life

Lol I had to ask him for a translation. Totally regretted asking

. If I shout at him, he tells me to stop barking!

. This doesn't mean he's calling me a dog. Apparently, it's a new word for shouting! Any more of that and he can move out lol. Youth of today, I utterly despair! "

Another British saying: they don't know they're born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fur coat, nae drars

I think possibly more recognised as no knickers further south than Edinburgh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Had my ears lowered and also it's brass monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got loads of these

Was you born in a barn

Got to drop the kids at the pool

Got a turtle edd

That looks fine can’t see it from my house

I’m off down the frog and toad to the battle cruiser for a pigs ear

I’m just off for an ertha kitt

It was the dog not me

Cor it’s brass monkeys out here "

I'm not British can I have a translation please?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lashings of ginger beer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats mustard that

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr

"It's coming home...

Oh no it's not

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

At the end of the day

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get ya coat luv, you've pulled.

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By *wistedsaintMan
over a year ago

Hotel Near You

Who's coat is that jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's coming home...

Oh no it's not

Oh yes it is

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr

Tighter than a finger up a bum

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Bob's your uncle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up here for thinking, down there for dancing.

Wtf does that actually mean!!!?

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Allo Mary Poppins - Dick My Dyke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To a person with loads of kids or dogs

“Got your hands full there”

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

All wind and water like the Parsons cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm OFF, ON holiday.

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Take a chill pill

( calm the fxxk down )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just used this one in another thread - Cut your nose off to spite your face.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Saying sorry a lot. I'm guilty of this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repeatedly saying yes and no and making both sound equally correct.

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By *ilver Fox 60Man
over a year ago

Southport

"If Boris Lets Us"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Y'awright mate" can be said as a question or used as a remark of approval/ reassurance.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You don't get many of those to the pound.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Saaf o’ the river….. this time o’ night mate,

You’re ‘avin’ a laugh intja

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

And "... talk the hind legs off a donkey"

Whasallattabaht?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy bairns get nowt.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Aw for fucks sake!!!

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By *crum2020Man
over a year ago

Alton

“Brexit means getting our sovereignty back!”

BOLLOX!

We had sovereignty all the time by power of veto!

Brexit means that you and your following generations will be forever under the US thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt - used as an insult, a term of endearment, as the name of an object, or pretty much used for anything you want to use it for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A group of shags are called a hangout mmmm

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Fuck Bill Baileys pig

Shit ! Or get off the pot !

Well I'll go to the foot of our garden !

Ow bist ?

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By *eviant DriverMan
over a year ago

Roberttown

What a wanker

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

One for his knob

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By *aughtiness69Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

"“Brexit means getting our sovereignty back!”

BOLLOX!

We had sovereignty all the time by power of veto!

Brexit means that you and your following generations will be forever under the US thumb.

Haha yeah if we are lucky at the moment I don't think we have any serious trade deals do we ? Haven't looked it up in ages.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Fuck me sideways"

I actually don't entirely get it. Bill Clinton probably would...even though he's not British...

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Dya wanna brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Init lol

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By *ipOmenMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Hmmm I have a few so here goes!

* you can't educate pork..

* oh God no not that person, they are a gnaws

* peice of cake

* don't slam the door.. in other words phook off..

* it's just not true what people say about you...lmao

* here's 50p now go and start a paper round...in other words phook off..

* if you have managed to get someone really angry and they pull you the vexed face whilst angrily saying er excuse me! as if to say that you are being rude .. at which point don't apologise or accept their being offended and simply stare into their eyes and then say..you are excused! In other words phook off..

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By *ipOmenMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I like this one ..

We say a similar thing for people who are shy about spending money, that they have an arse tighter than a crabs at 50 thousand fathoms

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

It's pissing down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the pot calling the kettle black

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sorry

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Ah bollocks!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Up and down like a nuns knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all as mad as a box of frogs

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Sharp as a marble

Daft as a brush

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

lmao.said that a few times.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Aye up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh Matron

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on my son, fill your boots

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

It is what it is.

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By *winckle toesMan
over a year ago

norwich

Look after the penny’s the pounds will save themselves lol

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Fuck it!

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

I think the rain is easing

It's alright once you're in

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

He's a right "Del Boy!"

"What a wanker!"

"What a Plonker!"

He's a Jaffer (seedless)

Bullshit y'are (insert their name) = you are full of lies/fibs. Picked that up in Huddersfield...

Harry Redknapp using the word "Bounce back ability"? Uhhh? We was 1-0 down in the 1st half, but managed to win the game 2-1 with B.....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ay up duck

Nowt as queer as folk

Al rite

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Youre avin a tin bath mate

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Age before beauty

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