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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input "

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

I'm neither yet. My life lacks aspiration

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

I'm neither yet. My life lacks aspiration "

5 minutes with me and ill change that around for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

Need a cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

Need a cuddle?

I couldnt say no to a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

Need a cuddle?

I couldnt say no to a cuddle

See you soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

Need a cuddle?

I couldnt say no to a cuddle

See you soon

Sooner than you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't we all

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Aren't we all"

Not me, I don't drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

I'm neither yet. My life lacks aspiration "

The night is young! There’s plenty of tile to reform. Or not as the fancy takes you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't we all

Not me, I don't drink

Horny??

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Aren't we all

Not me, I don't drink

Horny??"

Why yes I am, thank you for asking. Sounds like a good first message, that does

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Op I hope you enjoy your self

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!"

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?"

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!"

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

Cough medicine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

Cough medicine?"

Yes... "cough medicine"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

I wish I was I'm listening to the children argue again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't we all

Not me, I don't drink

Horny??

Why yes I am, thank you for asking. Sounds like a good first message, that does

I may use that for future first messages. Simple but to the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

Ummmmm......I have tiramisu cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

Ummmmm......I have tiramisu cake?"

DEAL!... as long as i can eat it off you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

I wish I was I'm listening to the children argue again! "

Spray them with water, assert your dominance as the alpha

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"... am fairly tipsy and a little horny

That is all. Have a good evening

I wish I was I'm listening to the children argue again!

Spray them with water, assert your dominance as the alpha

I give them the stare it usually works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

Ummmmm......I have tiramisu cake?

DEAL!... as long as i can eat it off you

Since it's you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

Ummmmm......I have tiramisu cake?

DEAL!... as long as i can eat it off you

Since it's you..."

YUMMY!

I mean you not the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

Ummmmm......I have tiramisu cake?

DEAL!... as long as i can eat it off you

Since it's you...

YUMMY!

I mean you not the cake

Oh the cake is rather yummy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a short thread then. Thanks for your input

Stick around if you want to see my walls of text

Please continue, and give regular updates, I want to know if your still horny when you’re slumped over the toilet being sick

You take me for a lightweight? I am offended, offended i tell you!

Is the room spinning yet ? Do you have a decent hard-on still?

Room aint spinning and im not hard but i couldnt definitely eat something *cough cough*

Pizza! No pineapple, that's just dirty!

Ew. Pineapple on pizza.

I do have a pizza in the fridge though.. but i not long had dinner. I need boobies, or vajine.. or umm.. ahem

Ummmmm......I have tiramisu cake?

DEAL!... as long as i can eat it off you

Since it's you...

YUMMY!

I mean you not the cake

Oh the cake is rather yummy. "

A tasty treat before a very delectable main course

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

I'm neither and gutted, covid positive and we were meant to be at chams today

maybe I should drown my sorrows....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm neither and gutted, covid positive and we were meant to be at chams today

maybe I should drown my sorrows.... "

Dont dawdle cos ive finished the bottle of dark rum and wont be long before the spiced is gone too

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