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My mate fancies you.... the "Saff is on the gin" edition

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This has nothing to do with Saff being on the gin and everything to do with me being alone and bored actually..... but as a result I feel the need to encourage y'all to send smut to each other anonymously via a third party.

Lots of smut. And feel free to objectify me as much as you like because quote frankly I'm feeling crappy and im needy.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Fuck sake not even poured it yet!!! Let’s play

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm not on the gin but I am half-cut, so I'm in!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Go on then I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck sake not even poured it yet!!! Let’s play "

Remember. Smut. All the smut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm not on the gin but I am half-cut, so I'm in!"

I love half cut you

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll play

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm not on the gin but I am half-cut, so I'm in!

I love half cut you "

Half-cut me loves you back, but while I don't want to undermine that statement I feel like I should add half-cut me loves everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake not even poured it yet!!! Let’s play "

Don't try and fool us, pour? You've got a straw straight in the bottle

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm not on the gin but I am half-cut, so I'm in!

I love half cut you

Half-cut me loves you back "

FIFY

We don't need so many words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in by the way

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck sake not even poured it yet!!! Let’s play

Don't try and fool us, pour? You've got a straw straight in the bottle "

She hasn't even got a straw.

Are you in?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m joining with a glass of Rum in hand ladies. Cheers.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Can teetotallers join, or is it just a gin-soaked thread?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m joining with a glass of Rum in hand ladies. Cheers. "

I'm loving how many d*unk and soon to be d*unk mates I have.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can teetotallers join, or is it just a gin-soaked thread? "

It's gin soaked but only cos I spilled the bottle while wrestling it from Saff.

I'm sober as usual!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can teetotallers join, or is it just a gin-soaked thread?

It's gin soaked but only cos I spilled the bottle while wrestling it from Saff.

I'm sober as usual!"

Excellent!

Though I AM about to be smeared in chocolate brownie, so things could get messy

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Fuck sake not even poured it yet!!! Let’s play

Don't try and fool us, pour? You've got a straw straight in the bottle "

To be fair I’m close to that right now with an exploded cake kitchen

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

No gin or rum

But I’m in

D.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can teetotallers join, or is it just a gin-soaked thread?

It's gin soaked but only cos I spilled the bottle while wrestling it from Saff.

I'm sober as usual!

Excellent!

Though I AM about to be smeared in chocolate brownie, so things could get messy "

Sounds perfect for this thread....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No gin or rum

But I’m in

D."

Hello D

It's been a while since we played

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Definitely not drinking but I'm up for being postie for the needy/thirsty/randy amongst us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I’ve just had the last glass of Christmas booze (Prosecco)

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In too please

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

One for the gorgeous curious scouser

Please tell _uriousscouser that your mate enjoys how her boobs seem to follow me around the room

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m joining with a glass of Rum in hand ladies. Cheers.

I'm loving how many d*unk and soon to be d*unk mates I have....."

January is around the corner, I’m pouring it down my neck straight from the bottle!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And I’ve just had the last glass of Christmas booze (Prosecco)"

Oh dear lord

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"No gin or rum

But I’m in

D.

Hello D

It's been a while since we played "

I miss playing with you Posh

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teetotal here but fancy breaking the tradition

I'm in if I'm allowed

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

In it for a biscuit to go with my almost last coffee of the day

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

In for a bit

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No one fancies me, they just want wank chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I'm in, then its gin o'clock!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in and without a drop of gin

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

I’m in, choices choices

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A message from a naughty, mischievous and super hot minx….

“Indian summer, have you any plans to give me one again or was the first one the only one I get?”

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in but I'll be on the cider soon so I may not be completely here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not! Not got any gin poured though. Can we still play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My utterly sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to my gorgeously sexy gin soaked pal.... he says

Tell Saff i still fancy her......only if she still keeps rice in the downstairs toilet

(Btw.... she totally does)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't drink either

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I’m in and without a drop of gin "

Pint of milk, is it Cookie?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

In for a whirl but back and fore so best not use me as a messenger

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I’m in and without a drop of gin

Pint of milk, is it Cookie? "

Milk and Cookies always go together

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Indian summer ….. My sexy friend would like to see if ypu can make sparks fly but without your rather large power tool

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over a year ago


"A message from a naughty, mischievous and super hot minx….

“Indian summer, have you any plans to give me one again or was the first one the only one I get?”"

Soo demanding

When would you like it, now, late at night, or shall I surprise you early in the morning

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

First delivery of the day from me. I've been asked to pass on the following message...

Red Volupta, can I lick your reindeers nose please?!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have just received a message from a very sexy friend of ours …….

Kinky-Minx

The way you eat that banana makes me wish I had a willy.

D.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"One for the gorgeous curious scouser

Please tell _uriousscouser that your mate enjoys how her boobs seem to follow me around the room"

Soz, I'll try and cut down on the stalking but I make no promises

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

D..... you sexy beast of a man. I've a stunner in my box who says....

Tell D (Intrigued)that it's high time I played with him.

I'll start by jingling those bells with my tongue, but he best remove them by the time I mount him, as that'd be awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In please x

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

What a game this is. Im in x

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh I'll be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smut? You mean sexy talk? I could be in for that….

Let me search for some Mills n Boon.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"My utterly sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to my gorgeously sexy gin soaked pal.... he says

Tell Saff i still fancy her......only if she still keeps rice in the downstairs toilet

(Btw.... she totally does)"

I’ve stocked up especially

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm in a swimsuit and will be in and out (and maybe shake it all about )

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

And another very sexy friend of ours has just sent me another message for Kinky Minx!!

‘ If I promise not to wank can I fancy you?

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Indian summer ….. My sexy friend would like to see if ypu can make sparks fly but without your rather large power tool "

Well that would require some significant surgery that I'm just not prepared to do........ oh! You mean the grinder.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"First delivery of the day from me. I've been asked to pass on the following message...

Red Volupta, can I lick your reindeers nose please?! "

Oooft! Gladly. Would they like to follow it with pudding? X

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Russel sprout…. A very sexy lady has an important message for you…. Russel, if you’re going to insist on measuring your penis with tins of sweets, please can you do it from the side next time?”

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Hippychick, my mates would love to spread your wings and pull off your Christmas crackers you sexy minx!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Missyeuxbleus.

My super sexy mate says -

Can I stare passionately into those deep blue eyes sometime?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"D..... you sexy beast of a man. I've a stunner in my box who says....

Tell D (Intrigued)that it's high time I played with him.

I'll start by jingling those bells with my tongue, but he best remove them by the time I mount him, as that'd be awkward "

Please be careful not to poke your eye out when you jingle them bells! I will need somewhere to hang them… any suggestions

D.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for the gorgeous Bella from my sexy mate....

Could you tell Bellaseas I'd like to be mesmerised.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

One for Mr Rickshawed by a christmas cracker

She'd love to see you make it snow all over.

I'd get that snow machine fired up if I was you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Express delivery at your service.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Dear Cookie

Would you please inform the wickedly sensual Red that I would like to join the line to lick off the brownie.

Yours sincerely

Sammy"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my sexy d*unken mate for a stud....

Can you please say to big spoon

Maybe, just maybe ……

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh go on then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a rather gorgeous guy to the also rather gorgeous Bellaseas.

She looks amazing in her little black dress. Her pics never fail to get my imagination running wild

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I’m in and without a drop of gin

Pint of milk, is it Cookie?

Milk and Cookies always go together "

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By *urham1982Couple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

I'm in. Bored and have Covid. L xxx

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

On the pink rhubarb gin so I'm a little confused but whatever in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, this sounds fun.

Even though I must admit I don’t completely get the rules

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

From my sexy friend …

Could you please tell Jimdoe that silver fox is absolutely right and your mate would very much like to find out if he is as smooth as he looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in feeling sober on my pop

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


""Dear Cookie

Would you please inform the wickedly sensual Red that I would like to join the line to lick off the brownie.

Yours sincerely

Sammy""

It's really not that much of a quee, Sam! Come on over

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a very sexy fella to a gorgeous lady....

Can you please tell Just another girl that I would spend an infinite amount of time between her legs doing beautiful things.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm in

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"

"Dear Cookie

Would you please inform the wickedly sensual Red that I would like to join the line to lick off the brownie.

Yours sincerely

Sammy"

It's really not that much of a quee, Sam! Come on over "

And spelling is sexy.... will get my coat

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ve been away so sorry for lateness but this wonderful gentleman has asked me to pass this on to posh

Could you let NotSoPosh know that tweaking her baubles is on my mind ..... and that I fancy her something rotten

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

In

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Cookie46, a rather delicious looking man is clearly wanting to taste your cookie and asks...

wanna be Cookie69?

Get that cookie licked, Cookie.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Message from a ridiculously hot couple for Kinky couple2020…. If I put my Speedo’s on, can I join you for a dip in the pool?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

"Dear Cookie

Would you please inform the wickedly sensual Red that I would like to join the line to lick off the brownie.

Yours sincerely

Sammy"

It's really not that much of a quee, Sam! Come on over

And spelling is sexy.... will get my coat "

Damn autocarrot!!

You're only after my brownie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One from a very sexy fella to a gorgeous lady....

Can you please tell Just another girl that I would spend an infinite amount of time between her legs doing beautiful things."

A chunk of that time would be spent brushing the cobwebs off.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Woody B, I've been asked by an absolute stunner to tell you

"to change his photo back to the cream one. Every time I go to send a nude I can't find him because I'm looking for that one picture."

Better get changing that profile pic

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Count me in

MJ

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A message to appletree.

"I certainly wouldn't mind re-creating one or two of her pics with her if she was closer."

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

A Raven haired temptress want to know:

WelshKinky - just how kinky are you?

I'd reply if I were you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Just another girl you stunner....

One from another sexy man...

Love the pic with her (your) red and white socks. Although I (no me, him) feel they'd be better wrapped round my (his) ears or over my (his) shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I'll give this a whirl please

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"A Raven haired temptress want to know:

WelshKinky - just how kinky are you?

I'd reply if I were you

"

Happily show the right person

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"

"Dear Cookie

Would you please inform the wickedly sensual Red that I would like to join the line to lick off the brownie.

Yours sincerely

Sammy"

It's really not that much of a quee, Sam! Come on over

And spelling is sexy.... will get my coat

Damn autocarrot!!

You're only after my brownie! "

Well an auto carrot sounds fascinating.... definitely brownie first then a bit of bookshelf browsing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message to appletree.

"I certainly wouldn't mind re-creating one or two of her pics with her if she was closer."

"

which ones? Tell me, pretty please and I might let you create a new "puppy dog eye" photo (if you know what I mean)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For _eardedman7 from one very sexy lady..

Any chance I can come and sit on that beard some time?? X

Say yes!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"For _eardedman7 from one very sexy lady..

Any chance I can come and sit on that beard some time?? X

Say yes! "

Yes, send me a message let’s arrange

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By *asiKhanMan
over a year ago

luton

Am in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just another girl you stunner....

One from another sexy man...

Love the pic with her (your) red and white socks. Although I (no me, him) feel they'd be better wrapped round my (his) ears or over my (his) shoulders"

Sounds like a lot of people involved...I'm in!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Message from a ridiculously hot couple for Kinky couple2020…. If I put my Speedo’s on, can I join you for a dip in the pool? "

Ooooooooo get the budgie smugglers on and dive right in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve been away so sorry for lateness but this wonderful gentleman has asked me to pass this on to posh

Could you let NotSoPosh know that tweaking her baubles is on my mind ..... and that I fancy her something rotten"

Oh gosh

Um..... who's your mate?

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Oh and I'm happy to play postie too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A message to appletree.

"I certainly wouldn't mind re-creating one or two of her pics with her if she was closer."

which ones? Tell me, pretty please and I might let you create a new "puppy dog eye" photo (if you know what I mean) "

Message them directly, I don't want any gory details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the gorgeous Bella from my sexy mate....

Could you tell Bellaseas I'd like to be mesmerised. "

noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a very sexy lady…

Please could you tell kinky inked bi, next time I won’t be feeling ill, and we’ll get to know each other better

* can I watch????

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another for the sexy lady....

For justanothergirl, can I make you my girl for a couple of nights?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I’ve been away so sorry for lateness but this wonderful gentleman has asked me to pass this on to posh

Could you let NotSoPosh know that tweaking her baubles is on my mind ..... and that I fancy her something rotten

Oh gosh

Um..... who's your mate?"
you know the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message to appletree.

"I certainly wouldn't mind re-creating one or two of her pics with her if she was closer."

which ones? Tell me, pretty please and I might let you create a new "puppy dog eye" photo (if you know what I mean)

Message them directly, I don't want any gory details "

You just want the photo. Noted

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Cookie46, a rather delicious looking man is clearly wanting to taste your cookie and asks...

wanna be Cookie69?

Get that cookie licked, Cookie. "

Always up for a change of username

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Late to the party but in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And another for the sexy lady....

For justanothergirl, can I make you my girl for a couple of nights?"

Best I can do is a couple of hours.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Late to the party but in "

Hello.

I fancy you

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

A message for just another girl

Love your body xx

He’s not wrong

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"For Missyeuxbleus.

My super sexy mate says -

Can I stare passionately into those deep blue eyes sometime?"

Absolutely I will warn you though, I was top of class for staring contests!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hippy you utter babe.... my sexy mate wants me to tell you....

I only do three course dinners when the dishes are so tasteful

Be the dishes Hippy.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Message them directly, I don't want any gory details

You just want the photo. Noted "

Nooooo

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"One from my sexy d*unken mate for a stud....

Can you please say to big spoon

Maybe, just maybe ……"

I dont know what to make of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For _eardedman7 from one very sexy lady..

Any chance I can come and sit on that beard some time?? X

Say yes!

Yes, send me a message let’s arrange "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a very sexy lady…

Please could you tell kinky inked bi, next time I won’t be feeling ill, and we’ll get to know each other better

* can I watch???? "

You can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a very sexy lady…

Please could you tell kinky inked bi, next time I won’t be feeling ill, and we’ll get to know each other better

* can I watch????

You can join in "

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Russel sprout…. A very sexy lady has an important message for you…. Russel, if you’re going to insist on measuring your penis with tins of sweets, please can you do it from the side next time?” "

Sorry missed this. I’ll make a note of it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

To the gorgeous Kinky Inked Bi.... from my sexy mate....

Can you tell Kinky inked bi that I have a massive girl crush on her

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"From a very sexy lady…

Please could you tell kinky inked bi, next time I won’t be feeling ill, and we’ll get to know each other better

* can I watch????

You can join in

Oh my

"

Let go girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beardybob - I have a message for you from a complete worldie

Beardybob, please can I have you naked and sweating on top of me while pinning me down. Much appreciated.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"To the gorgeous Kinky Inked Bi.... from my sexy mate....

Can you tell Kinky inked bi that I have a massive girl crush on her "

Ooh reveal yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beardbob... my lush mate wants me to tell you that my other lush mate says this...Can you please tell Beardy Bob that **** fancies him and he has a big sausage

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

May I participate please Posh Pants

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A message from a hottie for....

XMissSmithX

I’ve always loved the beauty of Wales, but nothing comes close to your beauty x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"May I participate please Posh Pants "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in if there's lots of smut

NBVN x

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

A sexy male friend of mine would like to let MissSmith know that if she still doesn't fully get whats going on, I'd happily go through how this works with her. As well as going through other things. First time seeing her profile and she's beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message from a hottie for....

XMissSmithX

I’ve always loved the beauty of Wales, but nothing comes close to your beauty x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fancy, you lot are right snacks

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

BeardyBob you fine specimen, my super hot mate says

Can you tell BeardyBob that I want to lick his beard.

No, not that beard......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy male friend of mine would like to let MissSmith know that if she still doesn't fully get whats going on, I'd happily go through how this works with her. As well as going through other things. First time seeing her profile and she's beautiful"

Yeah I’m really confused I think they are gonna have to message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Stella

And jd

In

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Beardybob - I have a message for you from a complete worldie

Beardybob, please can I have you naked and sweating on top of me while pinning me down. Much appreciated.

"

Oooh... dunno... I'm a bit of a rigger so tend to run with tying up rather than pinning down, but it's worth a go

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"BeardyBob you fine specimen, my super hot mate says

Can you tell BeardyBob that I want to lick his beard.

No, not that beard...... "

but I only have one... the other one is all clean shaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really would have loved this the other way round to read your reaction but let's go with this. The sender is pretty close to the mark though

For miss smith. Want to be the Angelina Jolie to my Brad Pitt?.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I've run out of alcohol and the car is knackered so happy to play postman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really would have loved this the other way round to read your reaction but let's go with this. The sender is pretty close to the mark though

For miss smith. Want to be the Angelina Jolie to my Brad Pitt?. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another for you _eardybob. (the darling is for me, I think the sender wants in my knickers)

Darling. Please tell _eardybob that when he is finally done dominating the world I'd be so pleased if he would come here and dominate me some more

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A proper sexy mate says....

LadyLuck..

Who else would sing to you whilst....

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We're in for the last bit (and probably round two as well)

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in... also bored but have no gin

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Beardbob... my lush mate wants me to tell you that my other lush mate says this...Can you please tell Beardy Bob that **** fancies him and he has a big sausage"

eep - I forgot to hide that pic again!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"We're in for the last bit (and probably round two as well)

LvM"

Can you tell K I fancy her

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Message for NotSoPosh from a not so secret admirer.

I want to do filthy things to you when you are tied and dressed in leather.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A hot hot mate of mine says....

xMissSmithx I think I may now be bicurious...want to help explore my curiosity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woody B, I've been asked by an absolute stunner to tell you

"to change his photo back to the cream one. Every time I go to send a nude I can't find him because I'm looking for that one picture."

Better get changing that profile pic"

I’ll dust off the old picture.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

For Wonderingpurpose, my incredibly hot mate is hoping that you fancy a spot of travel soon, unless you want to invite her over…

(Go for it mate!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hot hot mate of mine says....

xMissSmithx I think I may now be bicurious...want to help explore my curiosity?"

Always happy to help

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

For the beautiful Appletree from an absolute gem

For Appletree100

I so would, you're hot! Lesbian sex whilst he watches? Or all 3 of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late to join the party? It seems fun in here

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"For Wonderingpurpose, my incredibly hot mate is hoping that you fancy a spot of travel soon, unless you want to invite her over…

(Go for it mate!)"

Invites are always open and well recieved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a rather yummy looking guy

For _amie hants. Any chance I can get inside your pants?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"We're in for the last bit (and probably round two as well)

LvM

Can you tell K I fancy her "

Will do, we both think you've got great tits too

LvM

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy as hell mate wants me to tell this hottie....

Tentative_steps7781 You are a stunning lady I can’t wait to taste those lips x

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh bellaseas - erm... *raises hand politely*

My super hunky mate says that he's not one for not saying it straight but he'll just say this...

After seeing you in Manchester my god - he wants to see more!!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

A dapper gentleman friend of mine asked me to pass this on to NBVN

Can you please tell NBVN that she is a wonderful person with the most classy and sexy pics I’ve ever seen. That lip bite does me every time!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for my very sexy mate from my other sexy mate....

Pixie I'm fairly sure you know I like you and want a longer kiss next time please

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Another for you _eardybob. (the darling is for me, I think the sender wants in my knickers)

Darling. Please tell _eardybob that when he is finally done dominating the world I'd be so pleased if he would come here and dominate me some more "

Hehe - I did win at Risk in the end...

Be right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks sake, late to the frigging party... C'mon thread two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the beautiful Appletree from an absolute gem

For Appletree100

I so would, you're hot! Lesbian sex whilst he watches? Or all 3 of us "

We can tie and blindfold Mr. He can just listen whilst his senses go into overdrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For russle sprout

From a stunner …

Fancy letting me have a nibble...

On your sweets of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dapper gentleman friend of mine asked me to pass this on to NBVN

Can you please tell NBVN that she is a wonderful person with the most classy and sexy pics I’ve ever seen. That lip bite does me every time!

"

Aww thank you

NBVN x

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A very fit looking fellow says

"Could you tell Jamie Hants that I fancy the pants off of her and that I will cope with the disappointment"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My super sexy friend says

Please could you send a message to kinky_inked_bi

The seat is still warm and has her name written all over it.

Do it, invite me!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"For russle sprout

From a stunner …

Fancy letting me have a nibble...

On your sweets of course "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could you let LvM know that I'd love to tease and torment him by satisfying all of Ks wants and desires whilst he's made to watch

Naughty!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"One for Mr Rickshawed by a christmas cracker

She'd love to see you make it snow all over.

I'd get that snow machine fired up if I was you! "

Ha. He wants to know who he should whip out his penis for

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