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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Bored out my mind, not even the darts is keeping me interested.

Does anyone fancy a virtual drink and tell us all what you do when you’re bored?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Can you handle having a pint with a bloke in a dress that prances around like Ronald McDonald's long lost sister ?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a pint of dark fruit cider and get a pound coin for the pool table

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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"Can you handle having a pint with a bloke in a dress that prances around like Ronald McDonald's long lost sister ?? X "

Everyone is welcome here. Just don’t knock any drinks over. Some of the regulars can kick off at the slightest thing

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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"Mines a pint of dark fruit cider and get a pound coin for the pool table"

Pool table is on free vend. Winner stays on

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll."

You bring the board games I’ll supply the drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a pint of rum.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll.

You bring the board games I’ll supply the drinks"

Ok.... but I get mad competitive and have an array of distraction techniques....

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

Red wine for me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Mines a pint of dark fruit cider and get a pound coin for the pool table

Pool table is on free vend. Winner stays on"

Now that would be a good day.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll."

I'm rock and roll but more rockabilly than AC/DC but any excuse to try and get a conversation going about my hellbunny or R&R dresses over a pint of vodka xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a real hankering for a pint of Guinness at the moment, so I might go to the pub tomorrow.

Right now, I have a glass of prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling fancy, can I have a pint of spiced rum mojito please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll."

Take a Risk?

Or does someone have the Monopoly on you?

Give me a Cluedo?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll have a Diet Coke

yes I know

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"Bored out my mind, not even the darts is keeping me interested.

Does anyone fancy a virtual drink and tell us all what you do when you’re bored?"

I’m watching the darts too but I’ll take a glass of rosé!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll.

Take a Risk?

Or does someone have the Monopoly on you?

Give me a Cluedo?

I do like a game of Risk as it happens

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll.

I'm rock and roll but more rockabilly than AC/DC but any excuse to try and get a conversation going about my hellbunny or R&R dresses over a pint of vodka xx "

I do love those dresses.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I've got a real hankering for a pint of Guinness at the moment, so I might go to the pub tomorrow.

Right now, I have a glass of prosecco "

I had a bottle of Guinness original and glass for Christmas. Smell took me back to some good times. Was delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint. Yes, I’m still doing the IPA thing, lately I’ve had a few good ones.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll.

I'm rock and roll but more rockabilly than AC/DC but any excuse to try and get a conversation going about my hellbunny or R&R dresses over a pint of vodka xx

I do love those dresses."

Especially with no knickers.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll.

I'm rock and roll but more rockabilly than AC/DC but any excuse to try and get a conversation going about my hellbunny or R&R dresses over a pint of vodka xx

I do love those dresses.

Especially with no knickers.

What are these knickers people keep talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have half a Guiness with you OP

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Now this is the sort of pub I like walking into.

Dartboard in the corner too if anyone wants a Chuck

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

Is twister classed as a board game? Asking for a friend

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I'll have a pint with you OP.

And I like to play board games. Because I'm rock n roll.

I'm rock and roll but more rockabilly than AC/DC but any excuse to try and get a conversation going about my hellbunny or R&R dresses over a pint of vodka xx

I do love those dresses.

Especially with no knickers.

I stopped wearing knickers to clubs as I kept loosing them, bloody expensive

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet Coke myself plus a couple of chocolates green triangle ones please trying to moderate myself now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

Is twister classed as a board game? Asking for a friend "

Yes

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

And you said I can't top from the bottom

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Diet Coke myself plus a couple of chocolates green triangle ones please trying to moderate myself now

Got them saved for you already

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

This is starting to sound kinky - can I watch?

Or is there room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

Wow BeardyBob where have you been hiding

xxx

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

This is starting to sound kinky - can I watch?

Or is there room for one more?

Up to 5 at a time! We play classic rules...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diet Coke myself plus a couple of chocolates green triangle ones please trying to moderate myself now

Got them saved for you already

Aww you are a star OP also game for twister too need my exercises definitely get myself mobile

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Were is my vodka ? X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

This is starting to sound kinky - can I watch?

Or is there room for one more?

Up to 5 at a time! We play classic rules...

We could always double up to 10 for a change

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Were is my vodka ? X "

You had it. Necked it in 1, you want another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a peroni then a couple of whiskey to finish off with ... after I'm going to have a shower and shave my bollocks... mmmm maybe i should do that before the beer and whiskey

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

This is starting to sound kinky - can I watch?

Or is there room for one more?

Up to 5 at a time! We play classic rules...

We could always double up to 10 for a change

I've never played with that many at once. Could be fun

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"I have a peroni then a couple of whiskey to finish off with ... after I'm going to have a shower and shave my bollocks... mmmm maybe i should do that before the beer and whiskey

Unless you are using a cutthroat razor you will be fine. Enjoy a drink

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Were is my vodka ? X

You had it. Necked it in 1, you want another?"

One vodka and I'm anyone's, two vodkas and I'm everyone's ,three vodkas and I start karaoke x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ladies don't sup on pints, I'll have a snowball please, with two cherries.

I rarely get bored so I can't help you there.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Were is my vodka ? X

You had it. Necked it in 1, you want another?

One vodka and I'm anyone's, two vodkas and I'm everyone's ,three vodkas and I start karaoke x "

Take your time with that second one then

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Ladies don't sup on pints, I'll have a snowball please, with two cherries.

I rarely get bored so I can't help you there."

Lots going on in here so the boredom is fading.

1 snowball coming up

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Were is my vodka ? X

You had it. Necked it in 1, you want another?

One vodka and I'm anyone's, two vodkas and I'm everyone's ,three vodkas and I start karaoke x

Take your time with that second one then

Thank you,, I will

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

Wow BeardyBob where have you been hiding

xxx"

Well, I'm a Sheffield lad but for the most part I hide in Ireland (or under Posh's ballgown in North Devon)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a whiskey to very slowly sip please.

I don't ever get bored so can't help with suggestions.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Apple and mango J20 for me. Would happily join you for board games. Do I need to get dressed up?

Here we undress for board games

True story!

And don't let her trick you into playing strip risk - it's a trap!!

I did warn you...... I always win

I wasn't expecting such total domination!

This is starting to sound kinky - can I watch?

Or is there room for one more?

Up to 5 at a time! We play classic rules...

We could always double up to 10 for a change

I've never played with that many at once. Could be fun

It's quite the challenge! You particularly need to watch out for the pincer movements (as Posh knows only too well!!)

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By *uck NakedMan
over a year ago

Newcastle under Lyme

I'll have a pint of John Smiths please. Served by the topless barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bored out my mind, not even the darts is keeping me interested.

Does anyone fancy a virtual drink and tell us all what you do when you’re bored?"

Scrabble and and whiskey

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ladies don't sup on pints, I'll have a snowball please, with two cherries.

I rarely get bored so I can't help you there.

Lots going on in here so the boredom is fading.

1 snowball coming up"

Are we sharing?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Bored out my mind, not even the darts is keeping me interested.

Does anyone fancy a virtual drink and tell us all what you do when you’re bored?

Scrabble and and whiskey "

I fancy a game of Scrabble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a pint of council pop please. I’ve got to pick my daughter up later.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Ladies don't sup on pints, I'll have a snowball please, with two cherries.

I rarely get bored so I can't help you there.

Lots going on in here so the boredom is fading.

1 snowball coming up

Are we sharing?"

Of course. I’m a sharing person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a pale sherry on a doilie rather than a beer mat though please & thank you

NBVN x

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

I’m in, bored stiff here and only day three of isolating!

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

IPA, rum or tequila for me please and I second the topless barlady!

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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"I would love a pale sherry on a doilie rather than a beer mat though please & thank you

NBVN x"

I kept a fresh doilie out the back just on the off chance you popped in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we going round town after or just the pub because its a Guinness for socials but if we're seshing then I'll take a double vodka redbull thanks

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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"IPA, rum or tequila for me please and I second the topless barlady! "

All 3 in a jug ok sir? The barmaid is on her break so it’s just me for now. She’ll be back after her b&q break

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm currently having my first Christmas drink (cheers!), and when I'm bored I log in here and talk utter shite in my messages!

Might watch a bit of telly in a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love a pale sherry on a doilie rather than a beer mat though please & thank you

NBVN x

I kept a fresh doilie out the back just on the off chance you popped in. "

Oh my oh my I am one happy lady *pinky up as I sip

NBVN x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Christ I feel like I need a large gin and I very rarely drink!!! Just opened the oven to take out cake 3 of 5 and couldn’t understand why the bugger had exploded all over the sides… guess who used the wrong flour…..

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

"IPA, rum or tequila for me please and I second the topless barlady!

All 3 in a jug ok sir? The barmaid is on her break so it’s just me for now. She’ll be back after her b&q break"

Sounds ideal sir, many thanks! Haha

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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But busy keeping up with everyone. Talk amongst yourselves and get to know someone new.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've still got some mince pies and chocolate brownie cupcakes that I made. Anyone fancy a bite?

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"I've still got some mince pies and chocolate brownie cupcakes that I made. Anyone fancy a bite?

Can be there in 17 minutes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ladies don't sup on pints, I'll have a snowball please, with two cherries.

I rarely get bored so I can't help you there.

Lots going on in here so the boredom is fading.

1 snowball coming up

Are we sharing?

Of course. I’m a sharing person "

Who's making the snowball?

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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"Ladies don't sup on pints, I'll have a snowball please, with two cherries.

I rarely get bored so I can't help you there.

Lots going on in here so the boredom is fading.

1 snowball coming up

Are we sharing?

Of course. I’m a sharing person

Who's making the snowball?"

I’ve had to google how to make one so I’ll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a gin with ya mucker

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Prosecco and kitchen disco … wanna swap songs? Haha

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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"Prosecco and kitchen disco … wanna swap songs? Haha

I’ll swap my Paul McCartney and the frog chorus for your aga-do. Deal?

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