FabSwingers.com forum: Everythings a dildo...

By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

... if you're brave enough

Just seen this and got thinking. Guys and girls, what's the best/worst/weirdest/funniest non-sex related object you've found sex related uses for?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A screwdriver with a really long handle.

Weird day

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A screwdriver with a really long handle.

Weird day"

Hopefully not changing a plug?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Watermelon"

Ouch!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Don’t know what it’s called but the long smooth metal pole in a cocktail kit used for crushing Ice.

Anyone for a chocolate Martini ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A potato masher, when I was with my ex, needs must and all that.

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Feel like there'll be a few questions in this thread, but no idea where to start hahaha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A screwdriver with a really long handle.

Weird day

Hopefully not changing a plug?"

It was way too big for that....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!"

Oooooooooooooh it!

Also, pics or it didn't happen

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!"

Hahaha…. I’m still laughing when I remember that one, total curve ball

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I made a wooden dildo once, a light Maple shaft, a Purpleheart helmet and Walnut ball at the base

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

Oooooooooooooh it!

Also, pics or it didn't happen

There'd certainly be some interesting pics so far. Sounds like the makings of your next picture challenge lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

Oooooooooooooh it!

Also, pics or it didn't happen

There'd certainly be some interesting pics so far. Sounds like the makings of your next picture challenge lol"

Hell no..... people would expect me to lead by example then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I've wasted a lot of money in sex shops.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The wooden ball on the end of the bed frame.

Katie.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"The wooden ball on the end of the bed frame.

Katie."

Oh god, I'm so clumsy I'd slip!! Nice little ambulance to come and save me

nooooooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool cue ??

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

As a dildo, or just in general?

We can find pervertables in most places, curry combs, paint stirrers, baseball bats, chain, pegs etc.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"The wooden ball on the end of the bed frame.

Katie.

Oh god, I'm so clumsy I'd slip!! Nice little ambulance to come and save me

nooooooooo!! "

Luckily I was tall enough use it whilst standing

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"As a dildo, or just in general?

We can find pervertables in most places, curry combs, paint stirrers, baseball bats, chain, pegs etc."

Anything goes! Didn't want to limit this to just make shift dildos lol

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"A screwdriver with a really long handle.

Weird day"

Flat tip or cross point?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A string of Christmas beads, pull out slowly one by one. Thank me later

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A screwdriver with a really long handle.

Weird day

Flat tip or cross point?

Flat tip actually. Was huge.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"A screwdriver with a really long handle.

Weird day

Flat tip or cross point?

Flat tip actually. Was huge.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd have to say that barbed wire, a fridge, car etc. is not a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A screwdriver with a really long handle.

Weird day"

Not if you want those shelves putting up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to say that barbed wire, a fridge, car etc. is not a dildo

Cars have gearstick knobs, fridges vibrate. I'll give you barbed wire....

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Watermelon

Ouch!"

I feel like this is a very underrated comment

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Still getting over some of the objects mentioned haha. I imagine from a male perspective, there's a guy somewhere who's tried a hoover out lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll give you barbed wire....

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lynx Deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber straight from the fridge

Felt like I had frostbite up there

Also, a hairbrush handle, was a challenge to find household objects to masturbate with

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Back in the day..I never had a vibration...let's just say necessity was the mother of invention

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

A scaled down model of a Victorian Police Truncheon. A friend of mine was a retired copper whose hobby was wood turning, he made about 6 truncheons of which I have one, sadly he is no longer with us so he never knew of the alternative use for a truncheon.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I had a giant fluffy elephant once....

Deodorant can, shower head, toothbrush, knife sharpener handle, silicone utensils, fridge is a lucky dip... I'll head into the lounge shortly

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I had a giant fluffy elephant once....

Deodorant can, shower head, toothbrush, knife sharpener handle, silicone utensils, fridge is a lucky dip... I'll head into the lounge shortly

Thought that just said knife for a second there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!"

Did we all read that thread ?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

Did we all read that thread ?

I discovered it the other day and I’m so so glad I did

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

Did we all read that thread ?

I discovered it the other day and I’m so so glad I did

What thread?! I'm oblivious to whatever this is haha

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I heard the produce section in the market has a few items that can be used as dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a video on here last week of a woman using an electric double whisk. Luckily not plugged in

Almost died when I seen it.

For me, just a boring old cucumber

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Seen a video on here last week of a woman using an electric double whisk. Luckily not plugged in

Almost died when I seen it.

For me, just a boring old cucumber "

Thank god it wasn't plugged in lol. I wasn't expecting half of the answers I've seen on here. Amazing what ends up in people or what people put parts of their body in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

Did we all read that thread ?

I discovered it the other day and I’m so so glad I did

What thread?! I'm oblivious to whatever this is haha"

Search the forum for “towing ball”

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A string of Christmas beads, pull out slowly one by one. Thank me later

Very festive!

LvM

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

Did we all read that thread ?

I discovered it the other day and I’m so so glad I did

What thread?! I'm oblivious to whatever this is haha

Search the forum for “towing ball”

Will do

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A string of Christmas beads, pull out slowly one by one. Thank me later

Very festive!

LvM"

Keeping it seasonal

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A string of Christmas beads, pull out slowly one by one. Thank me later

Very festive!

LvM

Keeping it seasonal "

Can't wait to see what you add to your Spring collection

LvM

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

My cousin worked in the A&E radiology department. They used to have a box of everything they'd pulled out of people's rectums. Back when mobile phones started vibrating it was the most common thing, but also beer cans, bottles (you can get a back suction effect and then it's proper stuck), etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

Did we all read that thread ?

I discovered it the other day and I’m so so glad I did

What thread?! I'm oblivious to whatever this is haha

Search the forum for “towing ball”

Will do

TOWING BALL is the best opening 3 posts ever (and full thread). It simply can't be beaten! Quality.

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Not me personally (though the night is young) a tow bar!

Did we all read that thread ?

I discovered it the other day and I’m so so glad I did

What thread?! I'm oblivious to whatever this is haha

Search the forum for “towing ball”

Will do

TOWING BALL is the best opening 3 posts ever (and full thread). It simply can't be beaten! Quality. "

I just checked it out. Was buckled by the 3rd message.

"just for clarity...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used an empty plastic 500ml diet c0ke bottle for an itch I had....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've used an empty plastic 500ml diet c0ke bottle for an itch I had...."

Side ways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've used an empty plastic 500ml diet c0ke bottle for an itch I had....

Side ways?"

Any other way? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair straighteners

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By *oey16Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

Toothbrush when I was starting out.

Bottle in bath.

Hotel rooms don't really leave anything to use

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By *iss ImperfectWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Budweiser Bottle or hairbrush … fairly vanilla really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby made a fuck machine out of a reciprocating saw its one of my best toys now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby made a fuck machine out of a reciprocating saw its one of my best toys now

Holy shit that must go some!!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

An angler's rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Lava lamp. Not on obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby made a fuck machine out of a reciprocating saw its one of my best toys now

Holy shit that must go some!!!"

It's certainly does but it oh so good and takes me to another level

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"... if you're brave enough

Just seen this and got thinking. Guys and girls, what's the best/worst/weirdest/funniest non-sex related object you've found sex related uses for?"

Tarp, cable ties and circular saw.

Wait, what...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cactus?

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By *oey16Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Hubby made a fuck machine out of a reciprocating saw its one of my best toys now

I saw a video on here with a dildo attached to a drill...the best time ever by the looks of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby made a fuck machine out of a reciprocating saw its one of my best toys now

Holy shit that must go some!!!

It's certainly does but it oh so good and takes me to another level

The mind has hit gutter on this one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a mechanic I have a tool box full of useful equipment for work and things that double up as sexual devices. Brake pipe clamps double up as great nipple clamps. Exhaust taper tool doubles up as a dildo / butt plug. All cleaned first mind you. Had some fun with nitrile gloves aswell. Lots of lube and fisted her.

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