FabSwingers.com forum: Smelly cocks

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

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By *winging freyrMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

No excuses for them, clean them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash it once in a while.

New year is coming up. that's when I usually do mine, need it or not.

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Wire bush and detol

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By *gentJMan
over a year ago

East Lancashire

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Presidential strength bleach

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

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By *gentJMan
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Bleach & brillo pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk away

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ask the women who are sucking you to use mouth wash between cocks.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

Use a tooth pick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Febreeze with Dettol

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Read this as socks and was going to suggest Persil non bio.

Then re read and I’ll suggest persil bio.. lots of it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

Is that why it is green?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

Use a tooth pick."

What? And pick the cheese off like a cocktail stick?

I’ll get a jar of pickles as well

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ask the women who are sucking you to use mouth wash between cocks.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

Is that why it is green?"

Yes

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

Is that why it is green?

Yes

You're such a catch

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

Is that why it is green?

Yes

You're such a catch"

You’ll catch something if you went near it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)"

THIS THREAD IS CODE TO SEND POSH DICK PICS. GUYS SEND THEM HER WAY

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I tried a Brillo pad on the crusty bit but he just started crying.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

Is that why it is green?

Yes

You're such a catch

You’ll catch something if you went back near it

FIFY

I know..... that's why we can never again be together darling.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean

Use a tooth pick.

What? And pick the cheese off like a cocktail stick?

I’ll get a jar of pickles as well

Pineapple chunks, not pickles

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

THIS THREAD IS CODE TO SEND POSH DICK PICS. GUYS SEND THEM HER WAY

They all know that you're the one who wants them....... preferably oozing dick pics.

(If I wanted them I'd just ask

)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

THIS THREAD IS CODE TO SEND POSH DICK PICS. GUYS SEND THEM HER WAY

She might need advice on something

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I tried a Brillo pad on the crusty bit but he just started crying.

That explains why he looked so red raw in the pic he sent this morning.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)"

Just keep sticking it up the bum Rex. It'll get smelly in no time.

Glad to have been of help x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Just keep sticking it up the bum Rex. It'll get smelly in no time.

Glad to have been of help x"

He can't bend it enough to get it up his bum Granny.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Well this thread has tickled me no end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese grater.

Actually wincing at the thought

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Use sandpaper when wanking

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well this thread has tickled me no end!

Mission accomplished!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Just keep sticking it up the bum Rex. It'll get smelly in no time.

Glad to have been of help x

He can't bend it enough to get it up his bum Granny."

He'll use yours. He really doesn't mind.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Use sandpaper when wanking "

Can I kiss it better for you?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Just keep sticking it up the bum Rex. It'll get smelly in no time.

Glad to have been of help x

He can't bend it enough to get it up his bum Granny.

He'll use yours. He really doesn't mind. "

True story.

But mine smells fresh like those clean cotton Yankee candles....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I tried a Brillo pad on the crusty bit but he just started crying.

That explains why he looked so red raw in the pic he sent this morning....."

Think he was growing the crust to make it look bigger… it’s halved in size…

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I tried a Brillo pad on the crusty bit but he just started crying.

That explains why he looked so red raw in the pic he sent this morning.....

Think he was growing the crust to make it look bigger… it’s halved in size…

I thought that. Maybe the crust is eating his willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a month I get naked spray it with tfr leave a minute then jet wash works wonders unlike my cock for a week after but it's sparkling.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Once a month I get naked spray it with tfr leave a minute then jet wash works wonders unlike my cock for a week after but it's sparkling."

Oh lord

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

If ya lad smells like Quavers, then it’s time for a wash. Ideally with a steel wool brush & copious amounts of dettol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cheese grater.

Actually wincing at the thought

One of the little ones or the normal size one?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No excuses for them, clean them"

You'd think.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wash it once in a while.

New year is coming up. that's when I usually do mine, need it or not."

On the Eve or the Day?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wire bush and detol"

And that is always the right answer.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

The mint one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)"

Surely people don’t let it get smelly?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Presidential strength bleach "

I use that on my eyes after seeing some of the pictures on here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Walk away"

Run. Run like the wind.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bleach & brillo pad"

Good call. And not one of the sponge ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have a shower soon. Give my cock a good wash. Even under the ridge of my bellend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of Zoflora and a nail brush

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Use sandpaper when wanking

Can I kiss it better for you?

I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Febreeze with Dettol

I am pretty sure there are people who do that. Without the dettol.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Read this as socks and was going to suggest Persil non bio.

Then re read and I’ll suggest persil bio.. lots of it"

I love the smell of bio washing powder....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If ya lad smells like Quavers, then it’s time for a wash. Ideally with a steel wool brush & copious amounts of dettol "

Oooh steel wool.... good call.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm sorry. Blame Rex. He made me do it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Surely people don’t let it get smelly?

That's the dream right there....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm going to have a shower soon. Give my cock a good wash. Even under the ridge of my bellend."

It must be Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)"

Surely people don’t let it get smelly?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A bit of Zoflora and a nail brush"

A nail brush sounds like getting a bit too close.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on mine to give the ladies a treat

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Use sandpaper when wanking

Can I kiss it better for you?

I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months "

I'm in.

I'll leave the door on the latch for you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Surely people don’t let it get smelly?

I'm sure you said that....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on mine to give the ladies a treat

You're too good to the ladies....

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Sometimes it just happens.

For a few days it seems to stink, I imagine like a thrush infection.

Obviously normal cleaning routine, pull back the foreskin in the shower and wash all over. Nothing too strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White vinegar and bicarbonate soda should do the trick..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sometimes it just happens.

For a few days it seems to stink, I imagine like a thrush infection.

Obviously normal cleaning routine, pull back the foreskin in the shower and wash all over. Nothing too strong. "

Hang on. So not the steel wool brush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex, I'll bring my chisel when I chaperone you to the GUM clinic.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"White vinegar and bicarbonate soda should do the trick..

And a firm toothbrush to get in all the crannies?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Rex, I'll bring my chisel when I chaperone you to the GUM clinic."

You're too good to him

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Wash it after peeing too if your with someone. Stale piss behind your foreskin can’t taste great. Some urinals have taps for this but seems less common in the U.K.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese grater.

Actually wincing at the thought

One of the little ones or the normal size one?"
one of those cylinder ones so it gets all haha

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wash it after peeing too if your with someone. Stale piss behind your foreskin can’t taste great. Some urinals have taps for this but seems less common in the U.K. "

Ok.... so genuine question.... as I don't have one of my own.

Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants?

As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cheese grater.

Actually wincing at the thought

One of the little ones or the normal size one?one of those cylinder ones so it gets all haha"

Awwww a nutmeg grater!

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)"

Good hand-wash of the meatus and foreskin.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on mine to give the ladies a treat

You're too good to the ladies...."

Well I had to up ma game, cos the Stinking Bishop didn't go down too well

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Wash it after peeing too if your with someone. Stale piss behind your foreskin can’t taste great. Some urinals have taps for this but seems less common in the U.K.

Ok.... so genuine question.... as I don't have one of my own.

Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants?

As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean

You’re half right , but if you keep it out your boxers a while after a pee & wash it and dry it the excess will have mostly finished, so your boxers stay fresher too. It can’t hurt to give it a regular wash and a bit of an airing can it ?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Good hand-wash of the meatus and foreskin. "

Anti bac hand wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Surely people don’t let it get smelly?

I'm sure you said that....

Mine is always fresh & good enough to eat

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Use sandpaper when wanking

Can I kiss it better for you?

I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months

I'm in.

I'll leave the door on the latch for you

I'll be over in 10

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on mine to give the ladies a treat

You're too good to the ladies....

Well I had to up ma game, cos the Stinking Bishop didn't go down too well

That's my favourite

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wash it after peeing too if your with someone. Stale piss behind your foreskin can’t taste great. Some urinals have taps for this but seems less common in the U.K.

Ok.... so genuine question.... as I don't have one of my own.

Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants?

As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean

Oh I completely agree.... I was just imagining contorting it into the pants to cause the dribble under the foreskin. I chuckled.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Surely people don’t let it get smelly?

I'm sure you said that....

Mine is always fresh & good enough to eat

Eat.... or lick?

One is surely frowned upon.... the other enjoyed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Use sandpaper when wanking

Can I kiss it better for you?

I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months

I'm in.

I'll leave the door on the latch for you

I'll be over in 10

Promises promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont put clean cock in smelly fannies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dont put clean cock in smelly fannies "

I don't think Rex has that option.....

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

"Ask the women who are sucking you to use mouth wash between cocks.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Are we supposed to wash it then first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip it in a cup of Burberry Touch, it should be good for a good six months.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Sheep dip should do it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Shoot hand sanitizer at it with a water pistol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Use sandpaper when wanking

Can I kiss it better for you?

I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months

I'm in.

I'll leave the door on the latch for you

I'll be over in 10

Promises promises

I would be if I could be

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"....

Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants?

As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean

Surely you've seen some of those foreskins that extend in what I believe is called a phimosis and only get retracted once in a blue cheesy moon?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

OK, so I’ve just had a gentleman’s wash in the sink. I did however have to use my electric toothbrush to get right under the bobbies helmet

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Twice a year, whether it needs it or not!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are we supposed to wash it then first

And second.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dip it in a cup of Burberry Touch, it should be good for a good six months."

Polo sport

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sheep dip should do it "

Rex tried that. The sheep got upset

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Shoot hand sanitizer at it with a water pistol

I like that idea!

Or give up and use a nerf gun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, so I’ve just had a gentleman’s wash in the sink. I did however have to use my electric toothbrush to get right under the bobbies helmet

Can I come and test it out? No sticking it in my fanny though, might smell again afterwards.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Use sandpaper when wanking

Can I kiss it better for you?

I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months

I'm in.

I'll leave the door on the latch for you

I'll be over in 10

Promises promises

I would be if I could be"

I'll give you 15

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"....

Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants?

As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean

Surely you've seen some of those foreskins that extend in what I believe is called a phimosis and only get retracted once in a blue cheesy moon?"

I've never seen a foreskin

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OK, so I’ve just had a gentleman’s wash in the sink. I did however have to use my electric toothbrush to get right under the bobbies helmet

That's good. I use your electric toothbrush on the mould on your toilet. Works wonders.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twice a year, whether it needs it or not! "

Good man!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Are we supposed to wash it then first

And second."

That's what curtains are for

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Use sandpaper when wanking

Can I kiss it better for you?

I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months

I'm in.

I'll leave the door on the latch for you

I'll be over in 10

Promises promises

I would be if I could be

I'll give you 15"

My teleportation device is broken, I'll drive over in the new year

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are we supposed to wash it then first

And second.

That's what curtains are for

True dat

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Use sandpaper when wanking

Can I kiss it better for you?

I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months

I'm in.

I'll leave the door on the latch for you

I'll be over in 10

Promises promises

I would be if I could be

I'll give you 15

My teleportation device is broken, I'll drive over in the new year "

I'm absolutely counting the days now

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Are we supposed to wash it then first

And second.

That's what beef curtains are for

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are we supposed to wash it then first

And second.

That's what beef curtains are for

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Always pull the four skin back and clean it well , know body loves smelling pee or fish lol

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)"

Use Dr Ball's Fresh Ballocks yes it is a thing lol and dose have a nise manly smell I use to fill it in to tubes...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Always pull the four skin back and clean it well , know body loves smelling pee or fish lol "

You have four skins on your cock?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself.....

Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please

(Rex sweetie, you're welcome)

Use Dr Ball's Fresh Ballocks yes it is a thing lol and dose have a nise manly smell I use to fill it in to tubes...

Oh I so need to Google this shiz....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Are we supposed to wash it then first

And second.

That's what beef curtains are for

DEAD

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock alway clean only way!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes, please ask the audience with a new thread, pretty please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock alway clean only way!"

No mud wrestling for you!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too.....

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be fair there are lots of grooming products out there for men Google below the waist as well "

REX!

THIS MAN IS HELPING!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me

Can I watch?

Not with the Christmas belly you can't!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too.....

He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"To be fair there are lots of grooming products out there for men Google below the waist as well

REX!

THIS MAN IS HELPING!"

Google has blocked me

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

To be fair there are lots of products out there for men.

Look at below the waist range lol

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By *un_Cheshire_GentMan
over a year ago

Sandbach/Crewe

A mix, now pay attention, a mix of 2 parts Boiling water to 1 part deep heat, it is important to stir for at least 5 mins with ur cock. Then to dry, coat in salt.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me

Can I watch?

Not with the Christmas belly you can't! "

Rude...... I hardly ate anything

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too.....

He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice

I’ll peg you yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can pay circumcision - or stop the dirty granny shagging & spitting it back

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too.....

He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice

It's ok. I told him you're not

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be fair there are lots of grooming products out there for men Google below the waist as well

REX!

THIS MAN IS HELPING!

Google has blocked me

Turn safe search on and off again.

You're welcome.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A mix, now pay attention, a mix of 2 parts Boiling water to 1 part deep heat, it is important to stir for at least 5 mins with ur cock. Then to dry, coat in salt. "

That sounds like an excellent idea.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You can pay circumcision - or stop the dirty granny shagging & spitting it back"

Granny isn't that dirty!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Not so posh did you find it on Amazon I this k is £8 a Tube

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me

Can I watch?

Not with the Christmas belly you can't!

Rude...... I hardly ate anything

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not so posh did you find it on Amazon I this k is £8 a Tube "

Send Rex a link would you?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too.....

He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice

It's ok. I told him you're not

Cheers mate

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too.....

He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice

It's ok. I told him you're not

Cheers mate

I've got your back

(I mean my hand is on your arse but I was being polite)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversations like this make me so grateful for my circumcision haha. You have my sympathies Rex buddy.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Conversations like this make me so grateful for my circumcision haha. You have my sympathies Rex buddy."

We all feel bad for Rex and his cock.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do

Did you get one in your stocking?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do

New car smell?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do

Did you get one in your stocking?

No, I got it from the car wash bloke

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do

New car smell?"

New cock actually

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do

New car smell?

New cock actually

But I so enjoyed the old one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Are we supposed to wash it then first

And second.

That's what beef curtains are for

Hahaha

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. "

You live life dangerously

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. "

What happens if you get some down your japs eye?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version.

What happens if you get some down your japs eye?

Push a long straw in after it and suck it out

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version.

What happens if you get some down your japs eye?

Push a long straw in after it and suck it out

Like you would with a snake bite?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version.

What happens if you get some down your japs eye?

Push a long straw in after it and suck it out

Like you would with a snake bite?

If you're putting snakes up your willy I think you've got more things to worry about than a bit of cheese

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version.

What happens if you get some down your japs eye?

Push a long straw in after it and suck it out

Like you would with a snake bite?

If you're putting snakes up your willy I think you've got more things to worry about than a bit of cheese

He has so many cock related things to worry about, bless him

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version.

What happens if you get some down your japs eye?

Push a long straw in after it and suck it out

Like you would with a snake bite?

If you're putting snakes up your willy I think you've got more things to worry about than a bit of cheese

I don’t like the ‘sound’ of that

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Original sauce(sic) shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale

Felt compelled to look this up to make sure we weren't getting things mixed up with tomato source or HP source or perhaps Evian water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose you can use the same stuff that's used for a fishy minge.

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

Phew, that’s some reading

Not sure I knew it was such a hot topic being circumcised.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I suppose you can use the same stuff that's used for a fishy minge. "

Spunk?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Phew, that’s some reading

Not sure I knew it was such a hot topic being circumcised.

We like to discuss the important issues here.

Also.... hello

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Christ now I’m singing smelly cocks in the style of phoebes smelly cat song…

Send help.

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

"We like to discuss the important issues here.

Also.... hello

Glad to hear it!

Hello

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Christ now I’m singing smelly cocks in the style of phoebes smelly cat song…

Send help."

I have gin for you. That's like help.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose you can use the same stuff that's used for a fishy minge.

Spunk?"

I don't think that would help

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too.....

He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice

It's ok. I told him you're not

Cheers mate

I've got your back

(I mean my hand is on your arse but I was being polite)"

And very reassuring it is too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend

And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice

Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too.....

He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice

I’ll peg you yes

Wouldn't that give me a smelly anus!

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

Smelly cock, smelly cock ? What are you feeding him?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Not quite sure what I was expecting when I stupidly clicked on this post but am I the only one who is projectile vomiting right now?

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

"Christ now I’m singing smelly cocks in the style of phoebes smelly cat song…

Send help."

When they are done helping you please send them my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find fucking a smelly fanny is usually the quickest way to a achieve a smelly cock.

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