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"If u look at a few threads, I think I am in serious need of an alibi, anyone wanna say they were with me when the sheep and the kids got killed - or can I claim that having been murdered most horridly by Diamonds I already have an alibi .......... thoughts please ......... "get over it, i only hung you from a meat hook, i burnt someone elses eyeballs  | |||
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"If u look at a few threads, I think I am in serious need of an alibi, anyone wanna say they were with me when the sheep and the kids got killed - or can I claim that having been murdered most horridly by Diamonds I already have an alibi .......... thoughts please ......... "You don't need one... If remember rightly you were restrained to our bed all afternoon 
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"If u look at a few threads, I think I am in serious need of an alibi, anyone wanna say they were with me when the sheep and the kids got killed - or can I claim that having been murdered most horridly by Diamonds I already have an alibi .......... thoughts please .........
You don't need one... If remember rightly you were restrained to our bed all afternoon
I think someone has hijacked your account minxy lol "I'm deffo going with this one, best offer all afternoon and evening .........   | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you? "shhhh dont worry left u the car when I pulled up alongside ya lol enjoy !!!! | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you? "I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
"its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol "OMG i need a wee | |||
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"To Whom It May Concern, Ahem, I can faithfully promise on the night in question m'lord that Minnie was safely tucked up in bed with....... Christ i hope not Dave & ryan. We have video evidence " | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
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"To Whom It May Concern, Ahem, I can faithfully promise on the night in question m'lord that Minnie was safely tucked up in bed with....... Dave & ryan. We have video evidence "Don't mention the sheep! | |||
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"To Whom It May Concern, Ahem, I can faithfully promise on the night in question m'lord that Minnie was safely tucked up in bed with....... Dave & ryan. We have video evidence
Don't mention the sheep! "not the sheeeeeep lol  | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol "Don't you mean fucked up??? (in a good way, I promise lol | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Don't you mean fucked up??? (in a good way, I promise lol "have totally fucked up - blamed a different set of people to the person I left the car with ................ dohhhhhhhhhh  lol | |||
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"I actually don't believe they were sheep.. Have an incling they were pigs in sheep onesies lol Oops they're truly fuck now lol "Shigs............mutants of sheep n pigs......oh my god, save us!!!
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"I actually don't believe they were sheep.. Have an incling they were pigs in sheep onesies lol Oops they're truly fuck now lol " or peeps......... !!!!!!!! | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol "Hey I have been set up!!! I have been eating biscuites all night!! Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !! | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !! "I remember getting a load of you giving away bj's for 50p whilst waiting for the cab | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !!
I remember getting a load of you giving away bj's for 50p whilst waiting for the cab "Does that put me in the clear? | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !!
I remember getting a load of you giving away bj's for 50p whilst waiting for the cab
Does that put me in the clear? "maybe cos apparently Ryan and Dave were only gassed and ........... Ryan appears to have recovered, the prognosis for Dave is a little less clear ............ and the sheep wasnt a sheep it was a pig in sheeps clothing so think that puts me in the clear too | |||
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !!
I remember getting a load of you giving away bj's for 50p whilst waiting for the cab
Does that put me in the clear? "Yea, but you have to spend one night in the lockup and the real ho's are annoyed that you were just giving it away  | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in?? "I fink he has the lock up in mind ............. | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind ............. "Oh dear, that's just a giant boot..... | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind ............. "Will you hide me ? Please ? | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot..... "how big r his feet then? lol | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol"They're big enough x | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
They're big enough x "will she fit in them then? | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol"You know what they say about big feet.... | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet...."now I thought that theory was related to noses and .............. | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and .............. "Socks! | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks! "close down a row and one to the right ........... | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ........... "Pmsl... How did we get here? 
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol "*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours "Some knight you are...  | |||
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"You can runaway with me though x" Take more than that to tempt me... *stands tapping foot* | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours
Some knight you are... "Great been abandoned now ........... lol | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours
Some knight you are...
Great been abandoned now ........... lol "Sorry think I might be getting a better offer lol | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours
Some knight you are...
Great been abandoned now ........... lol
Sorry think I might be getting a better offer lol "no problem have fun !!! | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and .............. "Well my nose is longer than my feet so I may be in trouble | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours
Some knight you are...
Great been abandoned now ........... lol
Sorry think I might be getting a better offer lol "I stole this invisibility cloak from hairy potter, want to join me underneath it? | |||
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Well my nose is longer than my feet so I may be in trouble "think u is having trouble with your keyboard too ............ | |||
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