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"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off " This made me laugh! Dave will be stuffed to the back of the draw coz the elastic won’t stretch that far (temporarily) I think we are all guilty of Christmas over indulgence and ‘eyes bigger than belly’ syndrome | |||
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"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January. I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything " Got any cream left? | |||
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"God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!! " Saff, can I have second helpings please? X | |||
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"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January. I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything " I've not even been to the gym for the last two weeks.. And i gotta be honest, i don't think I'll go next week either | |||
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"I’d rather have you on a rack like Mike Teavee" I think I'd break the rack currently I think I'm having a baby | |||
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"I've actually been quite good at holding back on the bulky stuff this year I just fill the gaps in with desserts instead LvM" I still have sooooo much to eat | |||
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"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off This made me laugh! Dave will be stuffed to the back of the draw coz the elastic won’t stretch that far (temporarily) I think we are all guilty of Christmas over indulgence and ‘eyes bigger than belly’ syndrome " I'm bursting out of today's pants My eyes are bigger than my belly... But its definitely trying to catch up | |||
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"God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!! " | |||
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"I've actually been quite good at holding back on the bulky stuff this year I just fill the gaps in with desserts instead LvM I still have sooooo much to eat " Weeeeeee like to eat with Midnight, Cos Midnight is our mate, And when we eat with Midnight, She gets it* down in eight, seven... LvM *food, not dick for a change | |||
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"I was stuffed at the end of yesterday but surprisingly been ok with finishing off the leftovers. Admittedly there wasn't much left over " Yesterday there wasn't much for me to eat... But i made up for it today.. Starting with a wetherspoons breakfast this morning | |||
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"Completly stuffed. Had our Christmas Dinner today and can barely move but still managed to have two portions of malt cheesecake, debating a third now.. Or maybe even some more turkey Wellington.... Decisions decisions! " Oh fuck.. That sounds just like me | |||
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"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off " I feel like Augustus gloop and need putting on a diet | |||
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"I feel awful ... the overindulgence wasn’t worth it, as I’m suffering now. I’ve got indigestion and heartburn, which I never normally suffer with! I feel like I need to do a massive fart, and all will be well in my world again " I released my belt, but had to take my trousers off sat in my jammies now... If i fart anytime soon, i might take the street with me | |||
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"I feel awful ... the overindulgence wasn’t worth it, as I’m suffering now. I’ve got indigestion and heartburn, which I never normally suffer with! I feel like I need to do a massive fart, and all will be well in my world again I released my belt, but had to take my trousers off sat in my jammies now... If i fart anytime soon, i might take the street with me " | |||
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"Yes a bit. I was doing so well with the weight loss and my boobs were looking ginormous compared to my waist but now I'm doing my best Mr Blobby impression. The good thing is, Sam has given me permission to just enjoy myself which is handy as I've got a homemade sloe berries pavlova to devour. " Omg Meli, that made me giggle.. I found another carton of cream in the fridge, so clearly I'll have to eat the rest of the pudding.. . Maybe not today tho | |||
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"God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!! Saff, can I have second helpings please? X" Table of doom is all yours I feel sick!!! | |||
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"I've actually been quite good at holding back on the bulky stuff this year I just fill the gaps in with desserts instead LvM I still have sooooo much to eat Weeeeeee like to eat with Midnight, Cos Midnight is our mate, And when we eat with Midnight, She gets it* down in eight, seven... LvM *food, not dick for a change " Never ever challenge me to a sausage chomo off... I'm very competitive | |||
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"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off I feel like Augustus gloop and need putting on a diet " I could feed a small nation at the moment | |||
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"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off " i hope you have not spoilt that perfect peachy bottom,,, | |||
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"Make way for the Christmas log .. Omg " it will make it better | |||
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"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off i hope you have not spoilt that perfect peachy bottom,,, " The peachy bottom is definitely eclipsed | |||
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"I just feel like I need to do the most tremendous fart ever " Omg careful!! | |||
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"Make way for the Christmas log .. Omg it will make it better " I think you might be right | |||
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"Make way for the Christmas log .. Omg it will make it better I think you might be right " Sorry but I probably am | |||
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"Do a fart .. It's still processing " | |||
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"Yasmeen, pull my finger. Paaaaaaaaarp Thanks doll! xx" | |||
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"Yasmeen, pull my finger. Paaaaaaaaarp Thanks doll! xx" | |||
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"^^ throws in a box of wind cheaters to stop you all farting ^^" | |||
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"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January. I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything Got any cream left? " Yes I have | |||
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"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January. I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything I've not even been to the gym for the last two weeks.. And i gotta be honest, i don't think I'll go next week either " The Gym is opening up again today apparently… but the pubs in town didn’t close at all…. So I think they have my loyalty at the moment. | |||
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"God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!! Saff, can I have second helpings please? X" Is there any left overs? | |||
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"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January. I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything I've not even been to the gym for the last two weeks.. And i gotta be honest, i don't think I'll go next week either The Gym is opening up again today apparently… but the pubs in town didn’t close at all…. So I think they have my loyalty at the moment. " My gym opens today... I am debating walking there + back (10km)....we'll see.. My tummy is still uncomfortably full | |||
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"Yeah. I’m awake with the tummy ache. Just had a really big poo." Oh.. A nice xmas log | |||
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