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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs

I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January.

I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’d rather have you on a rack like Mike Teavee

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I've actually been quite good at holding back on the bulky stuff this year I just fill the gaps in with desserts instead

LvM

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs

I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off "

This made me laugh! Dave will be stuffed to the back of the draw coz the elastic won’t stretch that far (temporarily)

I think we are all guilty of Christmas over indulgence and ‘eyes bigger than belly’ syndrome

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January.

I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything "

Got any cream left?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was stuffed at the end of yesterday but surprisingly been ok with finishing off the leftovers. Admittedly there wasn't much left over

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!! "

Saff, can I have second helpings please? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completly stuffed. Had our Christmas Dinner today and can barely move but still managed to have two portions of malt cheesecake, debating a third now.. Or maybe even some more turkey Wellington.... Decisions decisions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January.

I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything "

I've not even been to the gym for the last two weeks.. And i gotta be honest, i don't think I'll go next week either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel awful ... the overindulgence wasn’t worth it, as I’m suffering now. I’ve got indigestion and heartburn, which I never normally suffer with!

I feel like I need to do a massive fart, and all will be well in my world again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d rather have you on a rack like Mike Teavee"

I think I'd break the rack currently

I think I'm having a baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've actually been quite good at holding back on the bulky stuff this year I just fill the gaps in with desserts instead

LvM"

I still have sooooo much to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs

I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off

This made me laugh! Dave will be stuffed to the back of the draw coz the elastic won’t stretch that far (temporarily)

I think we are all guilty of Christmas over indulgence and ‘eyes bigger than belly’ syndrome "

I'm bursting out of today's pants

My eyes are bigger than my belly... But its definitely trying to catch up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!! "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yes a bit. I was doing so well with the weight loss and my boobs were looking ginormous compared to my waist but now I'm doing my best Mr Blobby impression.

The good thing is, Sam has given me permission to just enjoy myself which is handy as I've got a homemade sloe berries pavlova to devour.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I've actually been quite good at holding back on the bulky stuff this year I just fill the gaps in with desserts instead

LvM

I still have sooooo much to eat "

Weeeeeee like to eat with Midnight,

Cos Midnight is our mate,

And when we eat with Midnight,

She gets it* down in eight, seven...

LvM

*food, not dick for a change

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was stuffed at the end of yesterday but surprisingly been ok with finishing off the leftovers. Admittedly there wasn't much left over "

Yesterday there wasn't much for me to eat... But i made up for it today.. Starting with a wetherspoons breakfast this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Completly stuffed. Had our Christmas Dinner today and can barely move but still managed to have two portions of malt cheesecake, debating a third now.. Or maybe even some more turkey Wellington.... Decisions decisions! "

Oh fuck.. That sounds just like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs

I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off "

I feel like Augustus gloop and need putting on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so glad it’s not just me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel awful ... the overindulgence wasn’t worth it, as I’m suffering now. I’ve got indigestion and heartburn, which I never normally suffer with!

I feel like I need to do a massive fart, and all will be well in my world again "

I released my belt, but had to take my trousers off sat in my jammies now... If i fart anytime soon, i might take the street with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make way for the Christmas log

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel awful ... the overindulgence wasn’t worth it, as I’m suffering now. I’ve got indigestion and heartburn, which I never normally suffer with!

I feel like I need to do a massive fart, and all will be well in my world again

I released my belt, but had to take my trousers off sat in my jammies now... If i fart anytime soon, i might take the street with me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes a bit. I was doing so well with the weight loss and my boobs were looking ginormous compared to my waist but now I'm doing my best Mr Blobby impression.

The good thing is, Sam has given me permission to just enjoy myself which is handy as I've got a homemade sloe berries pavlova to devour. "

Omg Meli, that made me giggle.. I found another carton of cream in the fridge, so clearly I'll have to eat the rest of the pudding.. . Maybe not today tho

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!!

Saff, can I have second helpings please? X"

Table of doom is all yours I feel sick!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've actually been quite good at holding back on the bulky stuff this year I just fill the gaps in with desserts instead

LvM

I still have sooooo much to eat

Weeeeeee like to eat with Midnight,

Cos Midnight is our mate,

And when we eat with Midnight,

She gets it* down in eight, seven...

LvM

*food, not dick for a change "

Never ever challenge me to a sausage chomo off... I'm very competitive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs

I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off

I feel like Augustus gloop and need putting on a diet "

I could feed a small nation at the moment

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs

I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off "

i hope you have not spoilt that perfect peachy bottom,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just feel like I need to do the most tremendous fart ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m so glad it’s not just me "

Why do we do it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make way for the Christmas log "

.. Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make way for the Christmas log

.. Omg "

it will make it better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else feel like Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory following Xmas dinner + left overs

I definitely feel like i need rolling / juicing ... I don't quite look like a blueberry, but I'm not far off i hope you have not spoilt that perfect peachy bottom,,, "

The peachy bottom is definitely eclipsed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just feel like I need to do the most tremendous fart ever "

Omg careful!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Do a fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make way for the Christmas log

.. Omg it will make it better "

I think you might be right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do a fart"

.. It's still processing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make way for the Christmas log

.. Omg it will make it better

I think you might be right "

Sorry but I probably am

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Do a fart

.. It's still processing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yasmeen, pull my finger.

Paaaaaaaaarp

Thanks doll! xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

^^ throws in a box of wind cheaters to stop you all farting ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yasmeen, pull my finger.

Paaaaaaaaarp

Thanks doll! xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yasmeen, pull my finger.

Paaaaaaaaarp

Thanks doll! xx"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"^^ throws in a box of wind cheaters to stop you all farting ^^"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January.

I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything

Got any cream left? "

Yes I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January.

I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything

I've not even been to the gym for the last two weeks.. And i gotta be honest, i don't think I'll go next week either "

The Gym is opening up again today apparently… but the pubs in town didn’t close at all…. So I think they have my loyalty at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah.

I’m awake with the tummy ache.

Just had a really big poo.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"God yes!!! You should see what we’ve just eaten!!! STUFFED!!!!!!

Saff, can I have second helpings please? X"

Is there any left overs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m already talking about a fitness plan for January.

I’ve eaten everything…. Well not everything

I've not even been to the gym for the last two weeks.. And i gotta be honest, i don't think I'll go next week either

The Gym is opening up again today apparently… but the pubs in town didn’t close at all…. So I think they have my loyalty at the moment. "

My gym opens today... I am debating walking there + back (10km)....we'll see.. My tummy is still uncomfortably full

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah.

I’m awake with the tummy ache.

Just had a really big poo."

Oh.. A nice xmas log

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