FabSwingers.com forum: Top 1% of fabsters

By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey. Saw this elsewhere and thought it was worth sharing. What would you say you are in the top 1% of fabsters for? Time to big yourselves up!

What elite level skills or talents do you have that you think would be almost unrivalled (naughty or nice)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got the best penis picture here.

Fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey. Saw this elsewhere and thought it was worth sharing. What would you say you are in the top 1% of fabsters for? Time to big yourselves up!

What elite level skills or talents do you have that you think would be almost unrivalled (naughty or nice)?

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perusing your pics in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my big lips…I snog real nice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the biggest tease around here. That goes for something, surely?

Although apparently too much of a tease - I'll tone it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily in the top 1% for looking at profiles we would never message or meet. We’re just nosey buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting meets

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Best collection of sweets. Absolutely nothing else

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I have the best socks and sandals pics on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the best socks and sandals pics on here

So basically the best of the worst kinda thing?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I can't say because I'd be flooded with messages and that would be awful

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m great at providing mid threesum snacks

and I allow them in my bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality fun to be with ! Oh yes am good pussy licker as well thought I’d mention it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a filthy little slut

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I have the best socks and sandals pics on here

So basically the best of the worst kinda thing?

Why not set the bar low enough for me to hurdle?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

My 1% is that I create 50% either way I'm never nosey just curious and never a downside it has been a fantastic past few years and still will be merry Christmas everyone and hopefully more to come

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Being a filthy little slut

Never! You seem so sweet

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I never settle for 1%.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hottest friends list

(New additions welcome)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a filthy little slut

Never! You seem so sweet

I know

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hey. Saw this elsewhere and thought it was worth sharing. What would you say you are in the top 1% of fabsters for? Time to big yourselves up!

What elite level skills or talents do you have that you think would be almost unrivalled (naughty or nice)?

perusing your pics in stealth mode

News to me, so I'd say you're an elite ninja lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Being able to gauge if a persons a dick or not.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Being a filthy little slut

I thought you were a prim and proper prude, I'm absolutely shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a filthy little slut

I thought you were a prim and proper prude, I'm absolutely shocked "

You so didn’t

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Being a filthy little slut

I thought you were a prim and proper prude, I'm absolutely shocked

You so didn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a filthy little slut

I thought you were a prim and proper prude, I'm absolutely shocked

You so didn’t

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By *londenewcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

It’s all about my Venus.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Been told by many I suck like a Dyson, (in a good way). Sometimes, I think my bj's are too good, and I should stop giving them. I prefer to be fucked. - fem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way I kiss might out me in the top 1%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the guitar solo from Master of Puppet's by Metallica note for note. That count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play the guitar solo from Master of Puppet's by Metallica note for note. That count?

That's quite impressive

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way I kiss might out me in the top 1%

How could we test this theory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play the guitar solo from Master of Puppet's by Metallica note for note. That count?

On a guitar? If it was a kazoo or tuned spoons or something, that'd be seriously impressive

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It’s all about my Venus. "

I agree, she's stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way I kiss might out me in the top 1%

How could we test this theory?

Il be at yours in 5

xxx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can play the guitar solo from Master of Puppet's by Metallica note for note. That count?

Only if you use your cock to play it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s all about my Venus. "

She is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play the guitar solo from Master of Puppet's by Metallica note for note. That count?

On a guitar? If it was a kazoo or tuned spoons or something, that'd be seriously impressive"

I keep the Kazoo for the Blackened solo.

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Top 1% of getting laid. If you look at the list upside down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play the guitar solo from Master of Puppet's by Metallica note for note. That count?

On a guitar? If it was a kazoo or tuned spoons or something, that'd be seriously impressive

I keep the Kazoo for the Blackened solo.

Good man!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way I kiss might out me in the top 1%

How could we test this theory?

Il be at yours in 5

xxx"

If the next knock at our door is the Chinese we’ve ordered we’ll be highly disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way I kiss might out me in the top 1%

How could we test this theory?

Il be at yours in 5

xxx

If the next knock at our door is the Chinese we’ve ordered we’ll be highly disappointed

Haha I'm definitely on my way now I know you've ordered Chinese! Xxx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Having the most pics/vids x

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I make ladies knickers go damp just by looking at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way I kiss might out me in the top 1%

How could we test this theory?

Il be at yours in 5

xxx

If the next knock at our door is the Chinese we’ve ordered we’ll be highly disappointed

Haha I'm definitely on my way now I know you've ordered Chinese! Xxx"

You better hurry or there will only be prawn crackers left

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By *ackal1Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I’ve got the best penis picture here.

Fact! "

Have to confess that is the best we’ve seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjs never had a complaint yet and everyone seems to cum

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I have the skill of looking very innocent when I am really far from it

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"I’ve got the best penis picture here.

Fact! "

omg just saw it!!!! Lolzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the best penis picture here.

Fact!

omg just saw it!!!! Lolzzz "

It’s finally getting the recognition it deserves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked chefs

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

Im in the top 1% of forgetting to answer messages and fucking up meet opportunities

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Top 1% of thumb pictures.

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Probably be the top 1% on here for going missing for me. Recently keep disappearing for days/weeks on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a legend in our own lunchtime!

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Top 1% of those profiles that everyone assumes is popular, but is mostly ignored

I made a top list for once! Yayyy

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I have the skill of looking very innocent when I am really far from it

Not fooling anyone into looking innocent in that outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the skill of looking very innocent when I am really far from it

Ummmm

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Top 1% for taking the pee out of myself in pics

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Naked chefs

Ooooh. I see it now. I hadn’t noticed the “chef” part of the picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the bottom 1%

Wouldn't want to be anywhere else

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Perving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you're only ever in the top 1% of the people that actually meet you.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Wife is top 1% but I lower the aggregate to 85%

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Being lovely

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I have the skill of looking very innocent when I am really far from it

Not fooling anyone into looking innocent in that outfit

Haha, it’s when people see my face ‘oh you look sweet and innocent’

Nope

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I have the skill of looking very innocent when I am really far from it

Ummmm

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Top 1% of boings

LvM

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

"Probably be the top 1% on here for going missing for me. Recently keep disappearing for days/weeks on here"

Yeah I'm with you there bud haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh golly if i am hurrqh if im just the rest of the 99% so be it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely top 1% for being the most freaky

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Top one percent for being uniquely me

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Probably be the top 1% on here for going missing for me. Recently keep disappearing for days/weeks on here

Yeah I'm with you there bud haha "

Easy to do mate. Login, nothings changed, log out. Grand total of about 2 minutes a day lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I.T.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

For replying to my mail on here, and keeping my inbox empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked chefs

Ooooh. I see it now. I hadn’t noticed the “chef” part of the picture!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbish bios

Rubbish and short thread replies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rubbish bios

Rubbish and short thread replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing I am in the top 1% for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey. Saw this elsewhere and thought it was worth sharing. What would you say you are in the top 1% of fabsters for? Time to big yourselves up!

What elite level skills or talents do you have that you think would be almost unrivalled (naughty or nice)?

I’m pretty good at balancing in heels

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

No idea

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I have the cutest toes - apparently

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

I'm in the top 99% for general awesomeness and sexiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily in the top 1% of being too shy to message people I want to and that first message not being intriguing enough

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"There is nothing I am in the top 1% for..."

How about brilliant seasonal usernames?

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Best counsellor on Fab.

And all via free therapy sessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is nothing I am in the top 1% for...

How about brilliant seasonal usernames?

That's very kind

I need an actual username now. Can't be Rudolph forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easily in the top 1% of being too shy to message people I want to and that first message not being intriguing enough

The worst that can happen is that they ignore it and you've not lost anything.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I must be in the top 1% for lack of approachability and piss poor flirting skills.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"There is nothing I am in the top 1% for...

How about brilliant seasonal usernames?

That's very kind

I need an actual username now. Can't be Rudolph forever

I get what you mean, it seems like a great opportunity to come up with a new name but have a lack of inspiration/creativity

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I'm the best fuck you've never had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easily in the top 1% of being too shy to message people I want to and that first message not being intriguing enough

The worst that can happen is that they ignore it and you've not lost anything.

This is very true, some of which I have had. Always good to get a message but can't win em all

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can make cakes

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I dance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is nothing I am in the top 1% for...

How about brilliant seasonal usernames?

That's very kind

I need an actual username now. Can't be Rudolph forever

I get what you mean, it seems like a great opportunity to come up with a new name but have a lack of inspiration/creativity

I keep thinking of The Princess Bride - "TwooWuv" or "AsYouWish". No idea why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easily in the top 1% of being too shy to message people I want to and that first message not being intriguing enough

The worst that can happen is that they ignore it and you've not lost anything.

This is very true, some of which I have had. Always good to get a message but can't win em all

Nope! I've messaged men who've never replied. Not the end of the world.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I have unquestionably the bluest eyes on fab

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"There is nothing I am in the top 1% for...

How about brilliant seasonal usernames?

That's very kind

I need an actual username now. Can't be Rudolph forever

I get what you mean, it seems like a great opportunity to come up with a new name but have a lack of inspiration/creativity

I keep thinking of The Princess Bride - "TwooWuv" or "AsYouWish". No idea why.

Those are brilliant ideas! Love that film so it's a great reference

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Top 1% boob vein admirers.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have unquestionably the bluest eyes on fab

I'm gonna challenge you for that crown

Top 1% for pictures involving wheelchairs

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I can make cakes

I like your cake

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We are the only ones with a spaceship in one of our photos..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top 1% of brew makers … I make a mean cuppa

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I quietly swim around with the other 99%

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can make cakes

I like your cake

I also make a really nice sticky toffee pudding so I’m told

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can make cakes

I like your cake

I also make a really nice sticky toffee pudding so I’m told

I can make a lovely cream pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top 1% of Perving for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play the guitar solo from Master of Puppet's by Metallica note for note. That count?

On a guitar? If it was a kazoo or tuned spoons or something, that'd be seriously impressive"

amazing. Kazoo for the win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must be in the top 1% for lack of approachability and piss poor flirting skills. "

Nahhh. Top 1% of the nicest eyes!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I can make cakes

I like your cake

I also make a really nice sticky toffee pudding so I’m told

I can make a lovely cream pie

Ahh man he beat me to it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I have the shiniest trumpet which also happens to smell nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the 1% French quota

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

My best 1% is for being ignored on the forums ....thank goodness for clubs, never ignored at clubs

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

I have the power of invisibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best 1% is for being ignored on the forums ....thank goodness for clubs, never ignored at clubs

I'm watching lol

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Running in heels while doing mathematics. Also top 1% of avoiding sex by getting friend zoned.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We have the top 1% of our friends list…it’s seriously hot and would be an amazing party

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can make cakes

I like your cake

I also make a really nice sticky toffee pudding so I’m told

I can make a lovely cream pie

Durt burd

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Top 1% of forumites giving less than a full shit about polls… and also most likely to make a woman scream his name by fingers alone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are the only ones with a spaceship in one of our photos.. "

You also take some amazing beach shots

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"I have unquestionably the bluest eyes on fab

I'm gonna challenge you for that crown

Top 1% for pictures involving wheelchairs

I'm happy to share the accolade lol

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Being a miserable, fat, ugly cunt.

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I.T."

Good job we found someone skilled in IT yesterday..... haha

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

1% for ending threads. This is either

‘wow such a great point, can’t beat that comment’

or more likely ….

‘Not again, totally ruined an enjoyable thread’

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By *uminmyhole69Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Wearing sexy outfits and being a total whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could get you to sleep with my pillow talk zzz zzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make your tits move with the power of my mind.....

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Im probably at the opposite end of the spectrum

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