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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o0o0o great thread i'm going to have a good think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Dunno but whoever gets me for a driver is in for a roller coaster of a ride lol

Scream if you wanna go faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id pick Studmcmuffin and he'd be in the backseats so that he can tease me in the rear view mirror, i could then pull over as i wished and sexually abused his body *evil laughs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id drive Obi (round the bend) he'd be locked in the backseat and subjected to continual tracks by Boyzone and Ronan Keating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id drive Obi (round the bend) he'd be locked in the backseat and subjected to continual tracks by Boyzone and Ronan Keating

Hehe, brilliant Sassy!

Don't forget to put the screen up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i would be 'driving miss daisy' lol

hope none has a profile name 'miss daisy '

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Could I get a driver for November please? I need to get down to Dorset and then up to Cumbria. I love driving but it would be good to have someone else do it this time. Julie, your most interesting driver please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job ............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!

Who are you giving that to as I drive :O

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job ............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!

Who are you giving that to as I drive :O

God, I must be doing it wrong then if you didn't even notice! *shuffles off to consult Dummies Guide to Fanny Licking*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job ............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well

how many? she asked questionally ??

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't think I know any of you well enough yet to comment, but that may be a good thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job

............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well

how many? she asked questionally ??

Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job ............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well

how many? she asked questionally ??

Don't know you'd have to ask him

I know he has one or two favourites that travel with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job

............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well

how many? she asked questionally ??

Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!?

its in the boot then .............. baa baa

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job

............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well

how many? she asked questionally ??

Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!?

its in the boot then .............. baa baa

Can't put them in the boot, they eat all Ryan's cookies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a good thread!!

Could I please have a driver?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I will volunteer to chauffeur View around (plus his laptop), I want to see if he's actually as uber chilled as he comes over on the forums or whether he types his lovely, reasoned posts while plotting world domination, chuckling evilly and sticking his tongue out at the screen whilst welcoming Newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job

............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well

how many? she asked questionally ??

Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!?

its in the boot then .............. baa baa

Can't put them in the boot, they eat all Ryan's cookies!!

Good point - dont look Dave - (psst dont tell him have killed the sheep - check the halloween post) and its in the boot frozen keeping Ryans gear cool .......

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

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I volunteer to chauffeur minxie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

I volunteer to chauffeur minxie

ohhhhhhhh god, someone help me ........... nother thread I am gonna die on .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

Which onesie is it? I need to know before I can decide just how horribly my retribution will be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

Which onesie is it? I need to know before I can decide just how horribly my retribution will be

Paddington Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!

Who are you giving that to as I drive :O

You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horribly my retribution"?!

Oh FFS. I give in and am going to bed.

Brain. Fail. Crash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!

Who are you giving that to as I drive :O

You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol"

Maybe I should I get a singles profile as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!

Who are you giving that to as I drive :O

You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol

Maybe I should I get a singles profile as well

If you dare to get a singles profile, I will tie you up and spank you on cam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sitting in the confused corner with kinky

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger

no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job

............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........

Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well

how many? she asked questionally ??

Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!?

its in the boot then .............. baa baa

Can't put them in the boot, they eat all Ryan's cookies!!

Good point - dont look Dave - (psst dont tell him have killed the sheep - check the halloween post) and its in the boot frozen keeping Ryans gear cool .......

Oh shit! He's gonna be rampant without his sheep....

Keep your doors locked!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!

Who are you giving that to as I drive :O

You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol

Maybe I should I get a singles profile as well

If you dare to get a singles profile, I will tie you up and spank you on cam.

Promises, promises

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!

Who are you giving that to as I drive :O

You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol

Maybe I should I get a singles profile as well

If you dare to get a singles profile, I will tie you up and spank you on cam.

Promises, promises

I will do much more to you on cam as well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im sitting in the confused corner with kinky

Well I can't really stop him posting

Unless we tie him up haha

Anyway, if he that shall be obeyed, yes I said that on purpose

posts, he signs off M.

See easy really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Could always stick them in the back... make sure it's air tight and gas them

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Could always stick them in the back... make sure it's air tight and gas them

Laughing gas? Jez then they'd never shut up lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Are we there yet? I feel sick !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol

Could always stick them in the back... make sure it's air tight and gas them

Laughing gas? Jez then they'd never shut up lol

Come on did i say laughing gas and shhhh he's around so can hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we there yet? I feel sick ! "

serves u right little cupcake lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Are we there yet? I feel sick ! "

Have some more gas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are still waiting for a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we there yet? I feel sick !

Have some more gas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a horrible feeling that people don't like me on here, picture the scene, dead sheep in boot - thawing out, two dead children in the back of the car ......... this is not gonna look clever when I get stopped by the police ...... how long do I have to spend inside? ............ she said jokingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a horrible feeling that people don't like me on here, picture the scene, dead sheep in boot - thawing out, two dead children in the back of the car ......... this is not gonna look clever when I get stopped by the police ...... how long do I have to spend inside? ............ she said jokingly

lol

just dont give me a lift or you will have sick add to it.

You forgot the cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

just dont give me a lift or you will have sick add to it.

You forgot the cookies

She chose not to accept cookies for fear of crashing!!!!! boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!

For christ sake don't get in a car with anyone with stockings on...... theres a serial killer on the loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!

pulls up alongside, gets out car and legs it fast leaving you with car and two very very drowsy kids in the back .............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are still waiting for a lift

Hop about my little pretty, WW at your service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!

pulls up alongside, gets out car and legs it fast leaving you with car and two very very drowsy kids in the back .............

To late you have left finger prints every where

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah yeah, we all know how much you love men in uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!

pulls up alongside, gets out car and legs it fast leaving you with car and two very very drowsy kids in the back .............

To late you have left finger prints every where"

not me I wear driving gloves lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are still waiting for a lift

Hop about my little pretty, WW at your service

Or in haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ure ok too cos I just (and I can't think of another word) fingered !!!! lol other people on another thread cos I didn't realise it was u I pulled up alongside - sorry MrlMissJ - oh god I am sooooo doooomed - more bloody mayhem and havoc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ure ok too cos I just (and I can't think of another word) fingered !!!! lol other people on another thread cos I didn't realise it was u I pulled up alongside - sorry MrlMissJ - oh god I am sooooo doooomed - more bloody mayhem and havoc lol

Thats ok cos julie thinks their rabbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!

pulls up alongside, gets out car and legs it fast leaving you with car and two very very drowsy kids in the back .............

Well if you think I'm gettin into a vauxhall vectra, you got another thing comin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are still waiting for a lift

I'd chauffeur you about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!

For christ sake don't get in a car with anyone with stockings on...... theres a serial killer on the loose"

yeah smashed the cornflakes earlier and now going for the sugar puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!

For christ sake don't get in a car with anyone with stockings on...... theres a serial killer on the loose

yeah smashed the cornflakes earlier and now going for the sugar puffs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id chauffer minxie around in the boot of my car decapitated then stop at the thames and throw her in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id chauffer minxie around in the boot of my car decapitated then stop at the thames and throw her in

there appears to be rather a lot of peeps that want me DEAD !!!!!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Id chauffer minxie around in the boot of my car decapitated then stop at the thames and throw her in

Diamond you are all heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh that was my decapitated head floating off to heaven by the way ..... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First meat hooks , now decapitation........there's a pattern forming here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always thought it would be cool to be driven around.. now im not so sure if id trust anyone too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First meat hooks , now decapitation........there's a pattern forming here!!

yeah and look who the common denominator is ..............

me thinks she is seriously trying to do me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i always thought it would be cool to be driven around.. now im not so sure if id trust anyone too lol

well at least I kept that Ryan and Dave from being behind the wheel of a car ..............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i always thought it would be cool to be driven around.. now im not so sure if id trust anyone too lol

You are safe with me I'm WW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i might just call a taxi..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad mad mad i tell ya all mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

can I pleeeeze lol

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over a year ago

"Mad mad mad i tell ya all mad

You gotta be mad to cope with the forums!!

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over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

can I pleeeeze lol "

No you can walk!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Da Dah!

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over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

can I pleeeeze lol

No you can walk!!!! Lol

but I can't see where I am going as I have been decapitated ........

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over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now

And where are the said pictures ?

Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?

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over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now

And where are the said pictures ?

Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over? "

Are you blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Da Dah!

fabulous dahling!

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over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now

And where are the said pictures ?

Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?

Are you blind

just to put the record straight - I only did a sheep over - Diamonds killed everything else and god knows who killed Ryan and Dave ............ and thats the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres you lasso of truth!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

finally me bloomin taxi's turned up.. quickly if anyone wants in and away from this place asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres you lasso of truth!?

lasso?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"finally me bloomin taxi's turned up.. quickly if anyone wants in and away from this place asap

I'm in Cute

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over a year ago

"Id pick Studmcmuffin and he'd be in the backseats so that he can tease me in the rear view mirror, i could then pull over as i wished and sexually abused his body *evil laughs*

Mental note always accept a lift off Sassy

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over a year ago

"Id pick Studmcmuffin and he'd be in the backseats so that he can tease me in the rear view mirror, i could then pull over as i wished and sexually abused his body *evil laughs*

Mental note always accept a lift off Sassy

wise decision.. i wont kill you like the rest of this lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres you lasso of truth!?

I accidentally left it in the taxi, that you are all sat in now

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over a year ago

"Wheres you lasso of truth!?

I accidentally left it in the taxi, that you are all sat in now

and I can see where this one is going ............. youre the driver tooo aren't u ................. lol

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over a year ago

"Wheres you lasso of truth!?

I accidentally left it in the taxi, that you are all sat in now

and I can see where this one is going ............. youre the driver tooo aren't u ................. lol

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over a year ago

"Wheres you lasso of truth!?

I accidentally left it in the taxi, that you are all sat in now

and I can see where this one is going ............. youre the driver tooo aren't u ................. lol

someone had better tell Sassy as she is oblivious that she is in danger .............

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now

And where are the said pictures ?

Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?

Are you blind

just to put the record straight - I only did a sheep over - Diamonds killed everything else and god knows who killed Ryan and Dave ............ and thats the truth

I'm not sure they got killed?! Just gassed! Oh no wait, the pigs dressed as sheep! Lol

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over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now

And where are the said pictures ?

Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?

Are you blind

just to put the record straight - I only did a sheep over - Diamonds killed everything else and god knows who killed Ryan and Dave ............ and thats the truth

I'm not sure they got killed?! Just gassed! Oh no wait, the pigs dressed as sheep! Lol

my hero - cum to rescue me again ........... fank u

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

i'ed like to drive cutes around, maybe on a shopping trip and to a spar day.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now

And where are the said pictures ?

Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?

Are you blind

just to put the record straight - I only did a sheep over - Diamonds killed everything else and god knows who killed Ryan and Dave ............ and thats the truth

I'm not sure they got killed?! Just gassed! Oh no wait, the pigs dressed as sheep! Lol

my hero - cum to rescue me again ........... fank u

Sssssssssh.... Julie might hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just get me out of here ............. I'm a celeb........... oh thats another nightmare lol ............

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over a year ago

"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!

Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!

Minxy has killed god knows who!

And Julie is just insane!!

Anyone want to share our taxi ?

I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now

And where are the said pictures ?

Have you saved all the people that

diamonds and minxie had done over?

Are you blind

Sorry had my blindfold still on!!

Can you come and help?

My pussy is stuck up a tree

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over a year ago

"just get me out of here ............. I'm a celeb........... oh thats another nightmare lol ............

quick cmon Minx,,, in my taxi

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over a year ago

"just get me out of here ............. I'm a celeb........... oh thats another nightmare lol ............

quick cmon Minx,,, in my taxi

thanks Cute

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What happens on here when I go out to choir? It's all been murder, death and alibis. And Wonderslut has got herself a costume.

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over a year ago

"What happens on here when I go out to choir? It's all been murder, death and alibis. And Wonderslut has got herself a costume."

sung in her bestest voice, "say a little prayer for me" -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bump for Obi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bump for Obi "

Cheers big ears!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now see Obi, how I started this in all innocence and before you know it the mob took over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i'll say is this!

It's been a few days now since I had a drink!

Obviously the same's not true for you lot!

You mentalists, god love you all!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Hey, we're not all alcoholics lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

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I think Julewonders would be my choice as well... there is an air of mystery and danger around that woman and a sense of humour

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over a year ago

I'd be greedy!

I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!

With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.

Naked. With foam.

And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'd be greedy!

I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!

With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.

Naked. With foam.

And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!!

"
pervert! But I like it and we would have some fun in the back...;-)

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd be greedy!

I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!

With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.

Naked. With foam.

And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!!

pervert! But I like it and we would have some fun in the back...;-)"

Would be better to replace the foam with cream though

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over a year ago

Cream!! He's not made of money

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over a year ago

"I'd be greedy!

I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!

With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.

Naked. With foam.

And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!!

omg id have to hold my boobs to prevent the jiggle.. lol

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over a year ago

"I'd be greedy!

I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!

With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.

Naked. With foam.

And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!!

omg id have to hold my boobs to prevent the jiggle.. lol "

That's the point of the grids!!

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over a year ago

"omg id have to hold my boobs to prevent the jiggle.. lol

That's the point of the grids!!

and i agree swap the foam for cream

girls just wanna have fun

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Cream!! He's not made of money

He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!

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over a year ago

"Cream!! He's not made of money

He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!

I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!

Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!

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over a year ago

"Cream!! He's not made of money

He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!

I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!

Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!

only if its Low Fat squirty cream

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over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cream!! He's not made of money

He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!

I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!

Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!

only if its Low Fat squirty cream"

The valet clean on that car is going to cost more than the car.

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over a year ago

"Cream!! He's not made of money

He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!

I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!

Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!

only if its Low Fat squirty cream"

Anchor light!

Only the good stuff!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Cream!! He's not made of money

He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!

I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!

Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!

only if its Low Fat squirty cream

Anchor light!

Only the good stuff!

I discoved chocolate squirts cream last Xmas......yum

Cute don't worry about the fat, we'll be working it off jiggling over all those cattle grids! Lol

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over a year ago

"Cream!! He's not made of money

He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!

I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!

Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!

only if its Low Fat squirty cream

Anchor light!

Only the good stuff!

I discoved chocolate squirts cream last Xmas......yum

Cute don't worry about the fat, we'll be working it off jiggling over all those cattle grids! Lol

And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!

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over a year ago

And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!

wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back

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over a year ago

And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!

wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back

Cruel - sooooooooooooooooooooo cruel!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!

wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back

Cruel - sooooooooooooooooooooo cruel!

We'll save you some in a tub to take home.... See we're not that bad

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over a year ago

And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!

wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back

Cruel - sooooooooooooooooooooo cruel!

We'll save you some in a tub to take home.... See we're not that bad

That's me told - by the two 'straight' girls in the back! lol

You're as bad as all those 'straight' single guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont mind licking cream off a body... but im not going near pussy.

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over a year ago

Manchester

And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!

wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back

Cruel - sooooooooooooooooooooo cruel!

We'll save you some in a tub to take home.... See we're not that bad

That's me told - by the two 'straight' girls in the back! lol

You're as bad as all those 'straight' single guys!

I'll never knock what could happen in the heat of the moment......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello, hello, hello what's going on here then

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over a year ago

"Hello, hello, hello what's going on here then

not a lot we are all in the back of Obi's pimp mobile going over a cattle grid

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over a year ago

"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment

If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?

Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?

I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her

I think Julewonders would be my choice as well... there is an air of mystery and danger around that woman and a sense of humour

Ooo I like it

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over a year ago

"Hello, hello, hello what's going on here then

not a lot we are all in the back of Obi's pimp mobile going over a cattle grid"

You forgot to mention naked and covered in cream!

And having just got back from asda - i'm chucking glittery sprinkles in too!

Sparkly boobs bouncing all around - the perfect sight in a rear view mirror!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!

I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!

I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences."

Stick with me Kinky, it's safer

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!

I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.

Stick with me Kinky, it's safer

Someone pick me off the floor - I'm struggling with a near fatal case of hysterical laughter!

Hurts.....so.....much.....sides......splitting!

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!

I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.

Stick with me Kinky, it's safer

Someone pick me off the floor - I'm struggling with a near fatal case of hysterical laughter!

Hurts.....so.....much.....sides......splitting!

Now what did I tell you about sucking on helium balloons!

Tsk! You'll never learn

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!

Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!

Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy

Well I think my entrance to the forums last week consisted of a message on the bum thread, saying its all lies and don't believe what this lot say about you WW..........and I have to say, they treat you terribly!!!

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over a year ago

Pah pah pah she is the route of all evil I tell ya!

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!

Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy

Don't encourage her! Sympathy is the last thing she needs!

A damn good spanking on the other hand........

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!

Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy

Aww you are my new best friend

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over a year ago

"Pah pah pah she is the route of all evil I tell ya!

Shut up

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over a year ago

"Well I think my entrance to the forums last week consisted of a message on the bum thread, saying its all lies and don't believe what this lot say about you WW..........and I have to say, they treat you terribly!!!

Don't encourage her! Sympathy is the last thing she needs!

A damn good spanking on the other hand........

Can I join in too, pretty please - I'll wear my velvet gloves!

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!

Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy

Don't encourage her! Sympathy is the last thing she needs!

A damn good spanking on the other hand........

Oi leave my halo alone

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over a year ago

"Pah pah pah she is the route of all evil I tell ya!

Shut up

Ya see, shocking treatment - bloody youngsters!!

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!

I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.

Stick with me Kinky, it's safer

Someone pick me off the floor - I'm struggling with a near fatal case of hysterical laughter!

Hurts.....so.....much.....sides......splitting!

Have no fear, I didn't believe her either.

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over a year ago

"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl

Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!

I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.

Stick with me Kinky, it's safer

Someone pick me off the floor - I'm struggling with a near fatal case of hysterical laughter!

Hurts.....so.....much.....sides......splitting!

Have no fear, I didn't believe her either.

Throws Kinky to the dogs/cats/pigs!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pah pah pah she is the route of all evil I tell ya!

Never trust SATNAV.

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