FabSwingers.com forum: Halloween How would you..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kill your victim above?? Either with a sexual act or by pure violence..

Completely meant in jest with no actual harm intended but figured since its the month that Halloween is in we could have some fun..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would suffocate you with your own ginormous boobs

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

id quite like to choke you my cock down your mouth

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Ryan, I'd use your flag to throttle you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

id sit on your face til you suffocated or drowned..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Not if I cut it off 1st

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ryan id tie you to a chair and just slap my tits around your face til you suffered a brain hemorrhage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tease all victims mercilessly lol possibly involving items that are too hand lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"ryan id tie you to a chair and just slap my tits around your face til you suffered a brain hemorrhage "

What a way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan, I'd make you play Polo's infuriating word games until your head simply exploded. In a nice way.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

can i just stick an axe through the back of his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i just stick an axe through the back of his head

Bloody Hell. If you're going to brutally slay me at least have the decency to ask properly. I.e. "Can I just stick an axe through the back of YOUR head?"

That would give me a splitting headache

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Chainsaw into little bits

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"can i just stick an axe through the back of his head

Bloody Hell. If you're going to brutally slay me at least have the decency to ask properly. I.e. "Can I just stick an axe through the back of YOUR head?"

That would give me a splitting headache"

Please can i stick an axe through the back of your head please and poke your eyeballs out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hang drawn and quartered.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Stretch on a rack until split in half

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

stick a spear up his arse till it came out his mouth

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Ram my broom up you arse till pokes out your mouth!

Spit roast anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

id get you d*unk, lure you back to my hotel room, slowly undress and dance for you... tie your hands and blindfold you.. push you face down on the bed then using a scythe stab you in the back

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"stick a spear up his arse till it came out his mouth"

Great minds! Lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Spade to the back of the head

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"stick a spear up his arse till it came out his mouth

Great minds! Lol

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ha just for that i will burn your eyeballs and cut your tongue out, then put it down your throat until you choke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sit on your face til you either died of suffocation or drowned

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"stick a spear up his arse till it came out his mouth

Great minds! Lol

ha just for that i will burn your eyeballs and cut your tongue out, then put it down your throat until you choke

You'll find that hard with a broom up you're arse!!! Haha

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Beat you to death with the spear that has gone up my ass

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Bite your ears off so you can't hear me come for you with a chainsaw!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Bite your ears off so you can't hear me come for you with a chainsaw!!

Nail you to a cross then electricute you then cut you into little pieces

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

wonder if any of us will get meets after this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wonder if any of us will get meets after this thread

lmao probs not, but hell to it,, its fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

replicate the "revenge" scene from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and then use the tazer on the metal butt plug just in case i didnt kick it in hard enough mwwwaaahhaaahhaaa

MDM x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"wonder if any of us will get meets after this thread

I would be a little worried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can i stick an axe through the back of your head please and poke your eyeballs out

As you asked so nicely and even said please twice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps: sorry sassy...i promise to lube it up first hehe

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"wonder if any of us will get meets after this thread

We've got a couple lined up, hope they don't read this!!! Lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Loving all these ideas, my cellar's getting a bit full and it's costing me a fortune to feed my previous meets...this gives me some new and imaginative methods to dispose of them once I've sucked them dry

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Loving all these ideas, my cellar's getting a bit full and it's costing me a fortune to feed my previous meets...this gives me some new and imaginative methods to dispose of them once I've sucked them dry

Don't forget to invest in a couple of pigs! Lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Don't forget to invest in a couple of pigs! Lol

Damn good idea...

**checks when next Auction is so can purchase Pinky and Perky**

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

This is quite scary

is everyone on their bad week at the same time?

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh no, this is a good week lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Slice and dice and boil in a pot and feed to the couple they have lined up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they have to be killed ????? like dead !!!!! ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stick a spear up his arse till it came out his mouth"

Is that a spit roast?

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Do they have to be killed ????? like dead !!!!! ????

That's just cruel, torturing and keeping them alive, how long do you plan on letting them suffer?lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have to be killed ????? like dead !!!!! ????

That's just cruel, torturing and keeping them alive, how long do you plan on letting them suffer?lol

well depends wot they did or didnt do ............. lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Fuck her brains out

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Fuck her brains out

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What a way to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook

harsh thats the last time I'm nice to u lol I will come and haunt u ........... (where's the ghosty smiley)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook

harsh thats the last time I'm nice to u lol I will come and haunt u ........... (where's the ghosty smiley)

lol im getting more violent as the thread goes on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook

harsh thats the last time I'm nice to u lol I will come and haunt u ........... (where's the ghosty smiley)

lol im getting more violent as the thread goes on lol"

I'm ok now u have already killed me - very nastily lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook

harsh thats the last time I'm nice to u lol I will come and haunt u ........... (where's the ghosty smiley)

lol im getting more violent as the thread goes on lol

I'm ok now u have already killed me - very nastily lol

Its a ploy if i kill all the women i can have the men to myself, well the ones i havent killed lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Counts me out must be dead ten times over by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright who killed my frigging sheep???!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Counts me out must be dead ten times over by now

I could always give you the kiss of life lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright who killed my frigging sheep???!

Dave it must have been Diamonds, cos she mentioned a meat hook further up ...........

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Attack with outboard motor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

push him into a tank of acid

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"push him into a tank of acid "

With a contraption of some sort that wouldn't be out of place in one of the Saw movies

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

With stanley knife piece at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attack with outboard motor

is that a vibrating version?

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

"Attack with outboard motor

is that a vibrating version?

Be lots of noise vibrations and enough horsepower to do the job but not to quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attack with outboard motor

is that a vibrating version?

Be lots of noise vibrations and enough horsepower to do the job but not to quickly

who asked for quick?

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By *imples91Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"ryan id tie you to a chair and just slap my tits around your face til you suffered a brain hemorrhage "

Loved this! Lol

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Pour something nasty down her throat

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Radiation poisoning like that Russian defector

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

inverted bear trap thats sewn into his jaw..

snap your fucking head off in other words

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Suffocate with my bollocks

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"inverted bear trap thats sewn into his jaw..

snap your fucking head off in other words "

Very nice

Rip throat out with a pirate hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat him to death with my double ender!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"inverted bear trap thats sewn into his jaw..

snap your fucking head off in other words

Very nice

Rip throat out with a pirate hook

sit on your face and drown you in cum!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Sneak up behind you like a ninja and use my hook on your throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not very original but ...........you'd just have to be shagged to death!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Sneak up behind you like a ninja and use my hook on your throat"

Chainsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly skin while your still able to feel but cannot move or scream.

taking every bit of skin from every place on ya body

mwahhhhhhhhh hhhahahahah

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Simple decapitation

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Simple decapitation

Start with chopping off small parts ... make you eat those ... then eventually chop off your head with an axe

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Fuck to death with vegetables

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Tie up in a sack and feed to the sharks

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Tie up in a sack and feed to the sharks

drop a bowling ball on his head from the top of a tall building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick you in a room with a naked john mcrirrick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a full size latex model of peaches tit and suffocate her with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a full size latex model of peaches tit and suffocate her with them

huh, some gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a full size latex model of peaches tit and suffocate her with them

huh, some gentleman

sssssh, it will be painless

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

dribble peach juice over her then leave her beside a fire ant nest,

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Stick you in a room with a naked john mcrirrick

OMG... you are THEEEEEE most evil person on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick you in a room with a naked john mcrirrick

OMG... you are THEEEEEE most evil person on this thread

Better than a naked John Sargent though (who looks scarily like Jo Brand!!!)

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Death by tickling

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"not very original but ...........you'd just have to be shagged to death!!"

I might enjoy this one

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You're a scary lot. CuteNSassy keep sitting on people and drowning them. Way too much slashing, and chopping up going on.

What's wrong with just giving people a gentle lethal injection and letting them go to sleep?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You're a scary lot. CuteNSassy keep sitting on people and drowning them. Way too much slashing, and chopping up going on.

What's wrong with just giving people a gentle lethal injection and letting them go to sleep?

Oh ok... I'll be nice..

Injected with 2 syringes of snake venom... to make it look like an accident

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"You're a scary lot. CuteNSassy keep sitting on people and drowning them. Way too much slashing, and chopping up going on.

What's wrong with just giving people a gentle lethal injection and letting them go to sleep?

OK, one lethal injection coming up.

Now, where would you like it!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Spies from afar..... Waiting for the chance to send the poisoned dart on It's way to its target

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

umm need to adress this issue one and for all... I would take one of you at random on a camping trip in the mountians, set the tent up near the edge of a steep cliff, get you very d*unk, then advance on you with a big knife. you would step backwards to save your self... and ......

no evidence I did a thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a very heavy weight droped from a great height. Preferably a black cube with 1 tonne painted on the side of it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" umm need to adress this issue one and for all... I would take one of you at random on a camping trip in the mountians, set the tent up near the edge of a steep cliff, get you very d*unk, then advance on you with a big knife. you would step backwards to save your self... and ......

no evidence I did a thing....

U forget I have been killed so many times today on here that I now have angels wings and can fly ............

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

no evidence I did a thing....

U forget I have been killed so many times today on here that I now have angels wings and can fly ............

thats ok

I'll just wait until your halo slips down and chokes you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no evidence I did a thing....

U forget I have been killed so many times today on here that I now have angels wings and can fly ............

thats ok

I'll just wait until your halo slips down and chokes you..

think it might be a little lacklustre and dented by now lol

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

throw in a pool full of pirahna

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"throw in a pool full of pirahna

Locked in a room full of rats... and let the rats eat him

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

cover her in chocolate and feed her to the lesbians...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed her my freshly baked biscuits until she explodes!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"cover her in chocolate and feed her to the lesbians...

in fact i'd probably eat her myself...lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"cover her in chocolate and feed her to the lesbians...

in fact i'd probably eat her myself...lol

You're veering off murder and into cannibalism there

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"cover her in chocolate and feed her to the lesbians...

in fact i'd probably eat her myself...lol

You're veering off murder and into cannibalism there

Death by a thousand nibbles?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"cover her in chocolate and feed her to the lesbians...

in fact i'd probably eat her myself...lol

You're veering off murder and into cannibalism there

a mans gotta eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bump

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Inspects cute's ass before inserting a 3ft dildo a little too far up it.

It was accidental, I swear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Bump bump x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump x"

Sorry - took me a while to read it all!!!

And not one mention of being tied between two donkeys and yanked in half!

I'm disappointed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death by tickling "

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kissing with my vampire teeth in . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i just stick an axe through the back of his head

Bloody Hell. If you're going to brutally slay me at least have the decency to ask properly. I.e. "Can I just stick an axe through the back of YOUR head?"

That would give me a splitting headache"

quite right! AND she didn't say please

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Death by tickling

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Death by tickling

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.

Chop offhis head... Quick and painless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death by tickling

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.

Mine begins with G!!

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Drown in oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death by tickling

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.

Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death by tickling

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.

Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then young'un!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death by tickling

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.

Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Death by tickling

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.

Mine begins with G!!

Does that mean instead moaning in pleasure that you laugh hysterically?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Death by tickling

How did you know I'm ticklish!!??

Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.

Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

Jez, don't go around advertising that Dave!!!! Lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert one of them things the fire brigade use to lift heavy stuff off people and blow it up till you go pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!

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over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!

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over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!

50p, a paper clip, a biro lid, three pubes and half a pack of love hearts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time! $-

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Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction

in 10 mins!!

I graciously accept!

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over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

a darkened, misty woods scene. tie them both to opposite trees where they could see each other, biting her thighs with my vampish teeth trickling her blood to stain her stockings pink making her watch me suck him hard, drooling my bloodied saliva over every inch, then I back onto him. killing them with my lust for a kinky fuck! which later, turns her on lots, they all live happily ever after wanking over that night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry Julie aka WW will save you all from death

Come and jump in my taxi

*says in evil laugh with cunning plan*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!

50p, a paper clip, a biro lid, three pubes and half a pack of love hearts?"

Amazing what some people have in their pockets!!

I'll raise the 50p to a quid, an old tube ticket and an empty zippo!

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over a year ago

"Don't worry Julie aka WW will save you all from death

Come and jump in my taxi

*says in evil laugh with cunning plan* "

You're gonna drive straight at a petrol tanker and jump out before it hits arn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry Julie aka WW will save you all from death

Come and jump in my taxi

*says in evil laugh with cunning plan*

You're gonna drive straight at a petrol tanker and jump out before it hits arn't you?

Now there's an idea, thanks!!!

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over a year ago

What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry Julie aka WW will save you all from death

Come and jump in my taxi

*says in evil laugh with cunning plan*

You're gonna drive straight at a petrol tanker and jump out before it hits arn't you?

Now there's an idea, thanks!!!

Shame the tanker is filled with foam and as you leap from the driver seat you get mowed by a snowplough

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over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!

50p, a paper clip, a biro lid, three pubes and half a pack of love hearts?

Amazing what some people have in their pockets!!

I'll raise the 50p to a quid, an old tube ticket and an empty zippo!

I'm gonna have to run classes at this rate!! And get you, proud owner of an empty zippo - no bic lighters for Obi!!

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over a year ago

"Mine begins with G!!

Pah !!! Doesn't exists!

you need to practice more then

young'un!!

Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!

I'm a cartographer in my spare time!

Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol

well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!

50p, a paper clip, a biro lid, three pubes and half a pack of love hearts?

Amazing what some people have in their pockets!!

I'll raise the 50p to a quid, an old tube ticket and an empty zippo!

I'm gonna have to run classes at this rate!! And get you, proud owner of an empty zippo - no bic lighters for Obi!!

Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks

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over a year ago

"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks "

I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!!

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

I only charge 25p

Have to put my prices up!

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

I'll do it for that

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

I'll do it for that

BOGOF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

I'll do it for that

BOGOF?

Bog off yourself, no bj then

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Chop his bollocks of and stuff them up his nose then slit all the way down his penis with a stanley knife. Then chop it of completely and stick it down his throat then he will slowly choke to death

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over a year ago

"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks

I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!!

In which case it would be class dismissed and time to get the cleaners in?

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

I'll do it for that

Well this has went off on a tangent, unless you are going to slit his throat with his own credit card??

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

I'll do it for that

BOGOF?

The entrepeneur in me has upped the anti to BEGOF...........I'll be a millionaire yet!

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over a year ago

"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks

I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!!

In which case it would be class dismissed and time to get the cleaners in?

What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

I'll do it for that

Well this has went off on a tangent, unless you are going to slit his throat with his own credit card??"

You are full of great ideas

However nope can't damage a credit card, that's sacrilege

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over a year ago

"Chop his bollocks of and stuff them up his nose then slit all the way down his penis with a stanley knife. Then chop it of completely and stick it down his throat then he will slowly choke to death"

Scared

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over a year ago

"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks

I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!!

In which case it would be class dismissed and time to get the cleaners in?

What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

I'll do it for that

Well this has went off on a tangent, unless you are going to slit his throat with his own credit card??

You are full of great ideas

However nope can't damage a credit card, that's sacrilege

Well to be fair, if it was anything like mine it would snap before you got through the first layer of tissue anyway lol

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over a year ago

"Chop his bollocks of and stuff them up his nose then slit all the way down his penis with a stanley knife. Then chop it of completely and stick it down his throat then he will slowly choke to death

Scared

Scared? My 'old man' has just gone into permanent hiding!!!

Someone's been watching too many Vietnam war films methinks!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks

I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!!

I've found it already, no classes needed for me! X

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres my map!! * thumps hand on table !

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want??

Are they cheaper if you bulk buy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres my map!! * thumps hand on table !

Any more tantrums from you young'un and you'll go to the back of the queue - or worse still, flung back in that car with the shigs!

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want??

Are they cheaper if you bulk buy? :-

Yeah 10 for the price of 5

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want??

Are they cheaper if you bulk buy? :-

Yeah 10 for the price of 5

Do they all have to be taken at the same time?

Not sure i'd survive 10 in a row!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"What are we bidding on??

Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night

Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!

Do you take plastic?

Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want??

Are they cheaper if you bulk buy? :-

Yeah 10 for the price of 5

Do they all have to be taken at the same time?

Not sure i'd survive 10 in a row!

But what a way to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave is lost for words!!! Obi you can take them as and when

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over a year ago

"Dave is lost for words!!! Obi you can take them as and when

Ooh! Thanks!

I do like flexibility!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There is only one way Obi needs to go.................. release the kraken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one way Obi needs to go.................. release the kraken!"

That's not a nice thing to call me

I'm hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of you lot could write decent horror stories, I reckon. Total psychos!

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