FabSwingers.com forum: Cringe worthy profile lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many profiles seem to have the same one liners over and over again and some really make me cringe reading them..

My latest entry would be...

"Message me, I won't \ don't bite.....unless you want me to..."

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

will fill this in later......

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Anything that refers to Shades of Grey!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I love to lick pussy for hours and hours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make any woman gush" Yawn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO single men "

If we want one, we'll find you

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

10000000% straight and straighter than a roman road and no one is straighter than hubby but we have loads of gay friends

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Wont meet smokers

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Hi I'm new to this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male - 100% Str8 but orally bi

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"10000000% straight and straighter than a roman road and no one is straighter than hubby but we have loads of gay friends"

Did u copy n paste that off my profile lmao

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any rants in capitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time wasters or picture collectors don't bother, we'll take action against you yada yada yada

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"10000000% straight and straighter than a roman road and no one is straighter than hubby but we have loads of gay friends

Did u copy n paste that off my profile lmao

are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any rants in capitals"

NO SINGLE MEN

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Naff off Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naff off Ryan "

Thanks, off to add that line, smashing idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any rants in capitals"

WE WILL BLOCK YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All messages must contain face pics and the secret word that's hidden in our profile!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Looking for fun.....

Would be handy if your profile made you sound fun then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that refers to Shades of Grey!

instant turn off, and "believers" in Mr Grey need to have a word with themselves, I mean really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney bloody university.....

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anything that refers to Shades of Grey!

instant turn off, and "believers" in Mr Grey need to have a word with themselves, I mean really!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any rants in capitals

WE WILL BLOCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney bloody university....."

You beat me to it

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Not meeting at the moment...

But still sending messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not send winks we just delete them.

*5 minutes later said person/couple send a wink*

If we wink at you, it means we like you.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if you like my pics, please fab them

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"any rants in capitals

WE WILL BLOCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!! "

I feel a tune coming on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew!! I have none of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any rants in capitals

WE WILL BLOCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!! "

Oh no, have a ruddy tune stuck in my head now

lol x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

No blacks/asians/jews/7th Day Adventists/TVs/CDs/Bi/straight/gay/

single guys/timewasters/picture collectors (delete as appropriate)...

followed by or preceded by "no offence"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One we really like to see is, saw the other day:

I am a professional photographer in my spare time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that refers to Shades of Grey!

Me too! Makes me want to run and hide from the wannabe dom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any rants in capitals

WE WILL BLOCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!

I feel a tune coming on lol

Not just me then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No blacks/asians/jews/7th Day Adventists/TVs/CDs/Bi/straight/gay/

single guys/timewasters/picture collectors (delete as appropriate)...

followed by or preceded by "no offence"

Saw one the other day that went on to add

DVD'S!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"any rants in capitals

WE WILL BLOCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!

Oh no, have a ruddy tune stuck in my head now

lol x"

Least that's better than 'let's go fly a kite'! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One we really like to see is, saw the other day:

I am a professional photographer in my spare time

Hey obi is a nice guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All messages must contain face pics and the secret word that's hidden in our profile!

liken to Mr Grey fans, shove this one up ur arse too! secret word! it isn't word-search, its contact us only if you've read EVERY word! behave!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

single fem profile

"only meet with fb"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One we really like to see is, saw the other day:

I am a professional photographer in my spare time

Hey obi is a nice guy!

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything on my profile...

(Feeble attempt to get profile _iewed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for nsa fun

Isn't that why we're all here!!! General general boll*cks is the stuff that really annoys me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am VWE (look at pics), erm nope you're not mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate people that apologise for there own preferences i.e no white, black,Asian , does my head in , IT'S YOUR CHOICE

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

anything with a pulse.....

on 2 legs tho..

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Really must check our profile now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any rants in capitals

WE WILL BLOCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!

Oh no, have a ruddy tune stuck in my head now

lol x

Least that's better than 'let's go fly a kite'! Lol

FFS! You've only gone and stuck that one in my poor brain

lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I am VWE (look at pics), erm nope you're not mate

Pmsl!!! That 9/10 we get!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Breathe through my ears"

Gets me because it means he is not listening!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple looking for males - but must meet with male partner alone first for oral so we can vet for future meets"

Aye aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No blacks/asians/jews/7th Day Adventists/TVs/CDs/Bi/straight/gay/

single guys/timewasters/picture collectors (delete as appropriate)...

followed by or preceded by "no offence"

racist pigs!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"any rants in capitals

WE WILL BLOCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!

Oh no, have a ruddy tune stuck in my head now

lol x

Least that's better than 'let's go fly a kite'! Lol

My bad! Lol

FFS! You've only gone and stuck that one in my poor brain

lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could find this profile we saw the other day, it was like q&a and if you got something like 2 wrong, then don't message them!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Anything on my profile...

(Feeble attempt to get profile _iewed)

Hey it worked...love your profile, if you can get me a meet with Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub, I'll forever be in your debt - love a man in uniform

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

am a single bi female who will meet alone.....

but my fuckbud will accompany me for safety reasons armed with a hard cock & pre rubbered......

just in case....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated

Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't like endless messages, our time is precious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will update with new pictures soon, hmm yes I'd think so, they are 3 years old

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol

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How could he know that you like an open log fire...?

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol

Don't forget to take an extinguisher lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what to put here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol

How could he know that you like an open log fire...?

"
lol he was saying i think he was hot stuff m

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I am what it says on the tin ..

heinz beans perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol

Don't forget to take an extinguisher lol

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lol love it xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

wants to swop pics of gf or wife.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab my pics" I have seen this on loads of profiles !

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I am what it says on the tin ..

heinz beans perhaps"

Ronseal??? I need my fence sorting... What's his profile name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will try anything once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated

Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!

I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* back on your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will try anything once

That's always good to know!!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Just looking? Um what do you think the rest of us are doing dingus?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

looking for NSA sex but if the right man/lady comes along.....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated

Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!

I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back!

Well there's still the ringworm and the scabies to clear up, but I'm ok for shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my other favourite is the one where people list safe sex and then say they're checked frequently so will do bareback!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A long list of demands, usually including putting a special word in your subject heading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me ,..... Now i call them all charmers And i bet thay say that to all on fab but still make me smile , lol

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"No blacks/asians/jews/7th Day Adventists/TVs/CDs/Bi/straight/gay/

single guys/timewasters/picture collectors (delete as appropriate)...

followed by or preceded by "no offence"

You forgot "Jehovahs witnesses".

Dave

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Will try anything once

"
*holds hands up* pretty sure that's on ours! Lol but I stand by it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated

Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!

I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back!

Well there's still the ringworm and the scabies to clear up, but I'm ok for shagging

cool, will be round in 5 mins. Is it OK to use germalene as lube... just in case like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To die for"

I don't care how great your boobs, legs, lips, eyes, oral skills or fairy cakes are - I'm not willing to perish for them. Well, maybe the cakes.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

'I can breathe through my ears'.

You can almost guarantee they're the blokes who offer a cursory 30 second lick before it's 'all about them'

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated

Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!

I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back!

Well there's still the ringworm and the scabies to clear up, but I'm ok for shagging

cool, will be round in 5 mins. Is it OK to use germalene as lube... just in case like

Yeah, or I've got industrial sized tubs of Savlon...see you soon big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you on the pole dancing ..how would you like to be on my pole going up and down slow , lol

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By *aul94Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Type such and such in the first line of your message so we know you have read all our profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated

Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!

I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back!

Well there's still the ringworm and the scabies to clear up, but I'm ok for shagging

cool, will be round in 5 mins. Is it OK to use germalene as lube... just in case like

Yeah, or I've got industrial sized tubs of Savlon...see you soon big boy

get pre-greased... I sent got long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Type such and such in the first line of your message so we know you have read all our profile. "
lol i would never mail them ,lol or back if read that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'we hate one liner replies' when all you get off them are...? you guessed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Breathe through my ears"

Gets me because it means he is not listening!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MESSAGES WITHOUT FACE PICS WILL BE DELETED!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you don't like fat birds with herpes - jog on"

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

messages sent the day before by (user no longer on site)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney bloody university....."

I changed it on mine to confuse people and those who read it all way through always comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am what it says on the tin ..

heinz beans perhaps"

maybe its Spam lol

wow got to the end of the thread and not one bit about mine lol ..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a very honest man/woman ....the other half does not know about me being on here"

Honestly!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Phew, must be all new cliches/cringey lines in our profile then !

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By *nzo sussexMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming.

In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm genuinely genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming.

In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?

It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming.

In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?

It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile

*shudders*

I always imagine they are after someone who cums rice pudding !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming.

In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?

It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile *shudders*

I always imagine the 'heavy cummer, repeaters' to be overweight, telling the same stories over and over until they cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not send winks we just delete them.

*5 minutes later said person/couple send a wink*

If we wink at you, it means we like you.

ooohh i had one of those. lol

'we wink if we like the look of you' in their profile it said 'anyone that winks or send messages will be blocked'

we never did meet them! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming.

In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?

It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile *shudders*

I always imagine the 'heavy cummer, repeaters' to be overweight, telling the same stories over and over until they cum."

I imagine the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer? "

A guy that cums a lot in one go lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming.

In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?

It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile

*shudders*

I always imagine they are after someone who cums rice pudding !!

"
eww, that's just given me visions of cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer?

A guy that cums a lot in one go lol"

Right so it's not that his cum is heavy then lol.........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer?

A guy that cums a lot in one go lol

Right so it's not that his cum is heavy then lol.........

Perhaps it is. Maybe they feel a lot lighter after they have cum...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer?

A guy that cums a lot in one go lol

Right so it's not that his cum is heavy then lol.........

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming.

In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?

No! The repeating I don't mind, although it makes me think of burping, but "heavy cummer" does put me off.

Some guys taste foul, so the last thing you'd want is a huge quantity!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect profile and a perfect match then you notice their age range only goes up to 48.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who state that they are intelligent and professional and cannot spell the word professional.This is then followed by 'fancy a shag'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will only meet size 14 or below!!

SINGLE GUYS READ NO SINGLE GUYS NO SINGLE GUYS NO SINGLE GUYS

Looking for bi couples, male is 100% straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am what it says on the tin ..

heinz beans perhaps"

Ronsea, does exactly what it says on the tin...... Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am what it says on the tin ..

heinz beans perhaps"

Ronsea, does exactly what it says on the tin...... Not

Ronseal even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney bloody university....."

so glad I missed that bandwagon

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no single guys, no single guys, no single guys

why not just click the filter......

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

My entire profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meets 18 - 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer?

A guy that cums a lot in one go lol

Right so it's not that his cum is heavy then lol.........

I'll ask our next meet if he's carrying a heavy load ...don't want any damage doing

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

we are genuine, to establish you are, please swipe this swab over the inside of your mouth and send back to us at least 7 days before the meet.....

plus one hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming.

In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?

It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile

*shudders*

I always imagine they are after someone who cums rice pudding !!

eww, that's just given me visions of cottage cheese

BOAK!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

needs a good teacher/someone to show me the ropes

if you dont know how to do it at this age, then there's no bloody hope mate!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

am leaving the site in 7 days, 23 hours & 15 minutes..

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Meets 18 - 99"

So ageist too the 100 club lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am leaving the site in 7 days, 23 hours & 15 minutes..

5....4...3....2....1......gone

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By *stmateMan
over a year ago

Notts

I'm not meeting at the moment

I'm only on here to chat to my friends (get their f-in number then)

I'm not looking for meets (has saucy pics on profile)

Xxx (really??)

One liners will be deleted (at least respond to the f-in essay I just typed)

Lol

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By *oobiegirlWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

'Fancy a fuck, I am really Horny' !!! Arseholes!

Please wait until I am too, at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no single guys, no single guys, no single guys

no single guys, no single guys, no single guys

why not just click the filter......"

Because they wouldn't get the mountains of messages every day and they wouldn't be able to reply saying, 'you haven't read our profile have you' to them and then start threads entitled 'Rant' on the forum

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

isnt that a lyric from a queen song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am what it says on the tin"

Didn't realise you could get a tin of twat!

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Single woman profile

All the blurb then "will only meet with husband/boyfriend/lover/fuck buddy/"

Does my fookin head in, YOU ARE NOT SINGLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate ,can't travel.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can't accommodate ,can't travel.

Lol

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

[Removed by poster at 02/10/12 20:53:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love to lick pussy for hours and hours....

That's a coincidence, so do I

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"unlike other guys off here" before saying everything I have heard 100 times before from other guys off here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet posted for single guys yet they have blocked single guys from messaging them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't bear 'if you've read this profile and decide to message, please put 'I'm a twat' in the title so I know that you know I'm a twat'. Or the like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/10/12 21:18:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MESSAGES WITHOUT FACE PICS WILL BE DELETED!"
yea by people with no pics

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"anything with a pulse.....

on 2 legs tho.."

Haahaahaahaa!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Profiles that cover all the bases: you know the ones. I like bbws, but slim girls, I like you too. I have a thing for older women but young girls are fun too. I like women with long hair but short hair is cute. Looking to play with couples, but single ladies say hi. Looking for NSA sex but don't mind a relationship so we can swing as a couple. Prefer local meets but if there's a chance of a shag will circumnavigate the globe!

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By *nzo sussexMan
over a year ago

Crawley

[Removed by poster at 02/10/12 21:55:33]

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By *nzo sussexMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I always imagine the 'heavy cummer, repeaters' to be overweight, telling the same stories over and over until they cum."
PMSL... though I don't think that's the image they're trying to portray

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some very good cringe worthy examples there and a few I have been guilty of over the time I've been on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no single guys, no single guys, no single guys

no single guys, no single guys, no single guys

why not just click the filter......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the ones that start:

*UPDATE*

4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Love the ones that start:

*UPDATE*

4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates

Why not just delete and amend? Strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the ones that start:

*UPDATE*

4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates

Why not just delete and amend? Strange

I don't know, and because they don't put dates on the updates, you've not a scooby how old the updates are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the ones that start:

*UPDATE*

4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates

Why not just delete and amend? Strange

Another strange one we have seen, was

Single Guys - MUST BE 5ft5 11 inches ONLY!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the ones that start:

*UPDATE*

4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates

Why not just delete and amend? Strange

Another strange one we have seen, was

Single Guys - MUST BE 5ft5 11 inches ONLY!

Lol"

Well... at least they know what they want

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